Chapter 1 My chat group is full of female video losers

Chapter 1 My chat group is full of female video losers

Chu Lu straightened his collar, wiped off the blood on his hands, then looked at the body of the leader of the Qixuan Sect on the ground and said with a smile: "Master, it seems that the disciple is better."

Then he looked out the door and said, "Those two peeking outside, it's time for you to come in."

After the words fell, two Qixuanmen disciples walked in. They looked at the corpse on the ground with complicated expressions.

"You have two ways now." Chu Lu looked at them and said: "First, support me as the leader of the Qixuan Sect, and then drag out the corpses on the ground and bury them. Second, avenge him and then be killed by me. Lose."

A Qixuanmen disciple showed a trace of anger in his eyes and whispered: "Third Senior Brother, you have gone too far. Yes, there is indeed something wrong with the master..."

Pfft.

The disciple's eyes suddenly widened.

At some point, an extra dart appeared on his neck.

Blood spurted out and he fell to the ground dead.

Chu Lu took out the second dart and looked at another disciple. The latter shivered and immediately knelt down and said, "I have seen the master!"

"Very well. Drag these two bodies out."

"yes!"

There were no bodies, but the smell of blood still filled the room.

But Chu Lu didn't care. He had long been accustomed to the smell and sat down without changing his expression.

In fact, Chu Lu was not such a person at first.

Seven years ago, when he first traveled through time, he still carried the civilization of modern people and the clear stupidity of college students. After coming to this world of immortals, he worked hard to be a good person, integrate into society, and use his forward-looking vision to find business opportunities. He planned to save a family fortune first, and then look for opportunities to embark on the path to immortality.

However, when he became successful in his career, he was framed by a jealous villain and imprisoned, where he suffered a lot. In order to prove his innocence, he spent all his wealth, looking for evidence, witnesses, and prosecutors. However, he did not expect that the villain had already colluded with the government, and everything he did was meaningless.

In the end, he was imprisoned for two years before being released.

After coming out, things changed and he became a beggar.

This was not the end. Other beggars discovered that he was naturally handsome and secretly planned to kill him. That day he tossed and turned and was uneasy, and finally decided to escape and hide in a ruined temple outside the city for one night.

But he couldn't hide for a while, so he tossed and turned for another night, and finally returned to the city one night. He first went to the butcher's house and stole a knife, and then went to the City God's Temple where the beggars gathered and killed them all.

Also on that day, standing among the corpses scattered everywhere, Chu Lu suddenly woke up.

I had lived wrongly for the first half of my life. Doing business well? Greeting people with a smile? Harmony makes money? Talk about evidence? Talk about kingly law?

Wrong, wrong, totally wrong!
The easiest way to solve the problem is to kill the person who caused the problem!
So he killed the villain, the county magistrate, and then the profiteer, the bandit, the hypocrite, the dandy, the scum, the gangster, the bully, his fellow disciples, and the intentional ones. The head of the Qixuan Sect who taught him a seriously flawed technique and wanted to trap him.

Fighting all the way until now.

"But I can finally take a rest today." Chu Lu rubbed his forehead, looking tired.

The head of the Qixuan Sect was in the early stage of foundation building, while Chu Lu was only in the late stage of Qi refining. In order to make up for the huge gap in strength, he had to work hard on the left.

While he was secretly practicing Wuxin swordsmanship and using deadly darts to increase his strength, he was also secretly poisoning and investigating the master's weaknesses.

Then on the surface, I have to work hard to practice and work hard for him, and the schedule is very harsh.

Even Chu Lu couldn't bear it.

"Let's take a look at what the funny guys in the chat group are talking about." Chu Lu said, with a smile on his face, and then a virtual light screen that looked like a chat room appeared in front of him.

Yes, Chu Lu has a chat group.

This thing is a system that he has only recently awakened to. There are currently seven people in the chat group, all of whom are natives of other worlds, and they all seem to be practicing.

When he first learned about this, Chu Lu was very excited, thinking that he could exchange skills and resources with them and promote each other's growth. These group members are also quite friendly and actively upload their own exercises.

However, after Chu Lu downloaded it, he discovered that it was all garbled and the system also gave a prompt.

[The transcoding function is not activated and the techniques of other worlds cannot be read. 】

But Chu Lu has not found any clues on how to enable this transcoding function until today.

But even so, the system provides considerable emotional value.

The group of friends inside are each more playful than the other. Everyone is talented and speaks well. Chu Luchao likes it here. After fighting openly and secretly in this cruel world, looking at their chat records made me feel a little happier both physically and mentally.

Chu Lu looked through the chat history and found that they were role-playing, playing the role of Cowherd and Weaver Girl. However, the story developed later. Weaver Girl went to report to the official, and the yamen came over and caught Cowherd and sentenced him to a hooligan.

Chu Lu: "??"

Just when Chu Lu was lamenting the broad thinking of the group members, a system message suddenly popped up in the chat group.

[Chat group prompt: Luo Qingdie joins the chat group. 】

"Eh? There's a new guy." Chu Lu was slightly surprised and immediately pulled the chat message to the end.

Luo Qingdie: "Um, hello everyone?"

Hua Honglian: "Welcome newcomers."

Xu Liniang: "Welcome newcomers."

Zhu Shanlin: "Welcome newcomers."

Liu Ruyue: "Welcome newcomers."

Seeing this, Chu Lu also followed the trend and sent a message of 'welcome newcomers'.

Although the newcomer was a little reserved at first, he gradually relaxed after chatting for a while, and then revealed his playful nature and quickly became involved with the group of friends.

Then at this moment, Luo Qingdie suddenly said something.

Luo Qingdie: "What? Actually, I'm in trouble now. I hope my sisters can help me with some advice."

Hua Honglian: "No problem, we are all friends, I will definitely do my best."

Xu Liniang: "Are you beating up a mistress? You are beating up a mistress! Please tell me that you are beating up a mistress!"

Zhu Shanlin: "You must have found the right person, I am very good at deceiving people!"

Liu Ruyue: "Tell me."

Luo Qingdie sent a few words of thanks, and then started to talk about the topic: "Actually, I was recently slandered by a new disciple, saying that I stole her family heirloom jade pendant. I can't defend myself. What should I do?"

Hearing this topic, Chu Lu couldn't help but think of his own experience, and he immediately became energetic, but he didn't speak. After all, he has been diving for a long time and is not used to speaking.

But then, he found that the atmosphere in the chat group seemed a bit strange.

Hua Honglian: "Hiss, you are being slandered..."

Xu Liniang: "Then why am I better at playing mistress..."

Zhu Shanlin: "This seems a bit difficult..."

Liu Ruyue: "Let's change it."

Chu Lu: "?"

——No, are you too perfunctory? You gave in without even asking for details?
At this time, Hua Honglian asked again: "By the way, what kind of person is the new disciple?"

Luo Qingdie: "Her name is Liu Yan'er. She likes to wear pink clothes, and she looks charming no matter what she does. She also likes to act coquettishly. The disciples in the sect will lose their minds after just one look at her. She is also a bad person. I started out I didn’t want to accept her because she wasn’t qualified enough, so she secretly spread rumors that I was jealous of her beauty so I didn’t accept her, which made me have to accept her in order to prove my innocence.”

Hua Honglian: "Ah, this seems to be Hu Meizi."

Xu Liniang: "It must be Hu Meizi."

Zhu Shanlin: "Standard Fox Meizi"

Liu Ruyue: "Same as above." Chu Lu: "?"

——What is Hu Meizi?
Luo Qingdie: "So sisters, do you have any solution?"

Hua Honglian: "..."

Xu Liniang: "..."

Zhu Shanlin: "..."

Liu Ruyue: "..."

Hua Honglian: "Why don't we forget it? Take a step back and the world will be brighter."

Xu Liniang: "I'm not very good at beating Hu Meizi."

Zhu Shanlin: "Dear, I suggest you stay out of here."

Liu Ruyue: "She is a fox girl, you can't play with her."

Chu Lu: "?"

——What on earth is this fox? !
Luo Qingdie posted a tearful emoticon and said: "No, I can't retreat."

"Why?" everyone asked together.

Chu Lu was also curious.

But Luo Qingdie did not answer immediately. She could be seen typing in the chat room, but she seemed to be struggling with the answer. It took a long time before she saw her speech.

Luo Qingdie: "Well... to tell you the truth, I was actually reborn."

Chu Lu: "What!?"

Hua Honglian: "Oh."

Xu Liniang: "Okay."

Zhu Shanlin: "Yeah."

Liu Ruyue: "Already read."

Chu Lu: "??"

——Wait, why is your reaction so dull? That is rebirth.

Chu Lu spoke to ask, but they were scolded by them, telling him not to interrupt and continue listening to Luo Qingdie. Chu Lu could only hold it in.

"In my last life, I was accused by my master, my senior brother, my disciples, and everyone in the sect. I tried to use mind-reading and other magic to make her tell the truth. As a result, when she cried, she turned into me. I used witchcraft to force her to tell lies, and I couldn’t help but admit that it was my fault.”

Luo Qingdie began to tell the whole story.

"But later I discovered that this incident was actually a test. After the slander was successful, she began to deal with me even harder. She first hooked up with my apprentice, and then took away all the elixir resources I gave to my apprentice. I was so angry that I died. , went to question. But she cried and said that the apprentice gave it to her, and it was none of her business. My apprentice also turned his elbows outward and scolded me for being a nosy. who."

"Then she hooked up with my senior brother and tricked him into asking me for my spiritual treasure, saying that he wanted to warm her body. I was unwilling to give it, so my senior brother pointed his finger in the face and yelled at me, saying that I was selfish and unwilling to help. A fellow disciple then just took away my spiritual treasure."

"Then she hooked up with my master and asked him to come and get the spiritual plants that I took good care of. I was afraid this time, so I took out one-tenth of the amount and wanted them to leave quickly. However, Liu Yan'er said this It was too little. My master also lost his temper, and regardless of my obstruction, he rushed into my medicine garden, took all the spiritual plants in one pot, and also took away my best alchemy furnace, and asked me to go over and start a fire. "

"But even so, she was still not satisfied. In the end, she focused on my body and wanted to transplant the phoenix bone from my body. This time I refused to agree. They had to give up."

"But then, they actually used the Immortal Locking Formation of the Law Enforcement Hall to trap me, and then beat me seriously. Then the apprentice struck, the senior brother caught me, and the master did it himself. While they scolded me for being selfish, despicable, and shameless, Dig out all the phoenix bones, Taoist roots, and spiritual roots from my body and place them on Liu Yan'er."

"I was dying immediately. After I recovered, I lost all my cultivation and became a mortal. They also said that someone like me was not qualified to stay in the door, so they drove me away. I was crawling around in the world. After living there for several years and being betrayed several times, I finally settled down and finally the master showed up again.”

"It turns out that Liu Yan'er was still worried and worried that I would make a comeback, so she begged the master and the others to take action again to eradicate me."

"Then I was born again."

"There are only two days left before she accuses me of stealing."

After telling this long experience, the atmosphere in the chat group changed.

Hua Honglian: "Sister, you are so miserable."

Xu Liniang: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Zhu Shanlin: “It’s too much, it’s too much!”

Liu Ruyue: "Tears."

Ruo Qingdie: "Sisters, do you understand how I feel?"

Hua Honglian: "I understand, I understand so well."

Xu Liniang: "No, I can't stop crying."

Zhu Shanlin: "Don't recall. Don't recall. Don't recall."

Liu Ruyue: "Waterfall tears."

After that, they started frantically scrolling through the tearful emojis, filling up the screen.

Chu Lu also saw his blood pressure soar.

Only people who have experienced the same pain can empathize with each other.

Is there any similarity between Luo Qingdie's experience and Chu Lu's past experience?

Good people will not be allowed to live in this world!

So Chu Lu typed passionately: "Beasts! A bunch of beasts! The people around you are all beasts! I will kill them!"

Luo Qingdie: "Thank you, I feel much better."

"Just feeling better is not enough." Chu Lu continued typing: "We still have to solve the problem. Don't worry, we will definitely help you. We will never let you suffer as much as in your previous life."

"Thanks, but what should I do?"

Chu Lu rubbed his chin and thought. He felt that facing such a difficult situation, he must first understand the situation as much as possible so that he could make targeted countermeasures. So he asked: "What is your current level of cultivation?"

Luo Qingdie: "The Mahayana period."

"I see." Chu Lu looked embarrassed and said to himself: "This cultivation level is indeed weak..."

"Wait, what kind of cultivation level are you in!?" Chu Lu roared.

"The Mahayana period."

Chu Lu was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head violently: "Wait, wait, wait, there must be some misunderstanding."

So he asked again: "Then what are the cultivation levels of your masters, brothers, and foxes?"

"Right now, Liu Yan'er is in the early stage of Qi refining, my disciple is in the middle stage of foundation building, my senior brother is in the early stage of divine transformation, and my master is in the early stage of transcending tribulation."

"So is there a big gap in strength between them and you?"

"It's quite big." Luo Qingdie said: "I am the only one in the Mahayana stage in the world. I am also born with phoenix bone, the foundation of heaven, and the best spiritual root. I have also experienced the endless sea, and I can be regarded as the best monk in the world. "

"In other words, they are no match for you at all. The gap between you is wider than that of ants and elephants? Can you kill them all with one finger?" Chu Lu asked.

"Almost."

Chu Lu: "..."

"Then you should fight back!"

(End of chapter)