Chapter 117 Dai Mubai barks like a dog
“Let me go! You have arrested the wrong person!”
Two men in black held Dai Mubai on his left and right, and brought him to the center of the square.
However, at this time, he did not put on his usual clean and simple white clothes, but instead put on a beggar's uniform that he got from somewhere.
It still smelled like pig manure, and there were even a lot of flies buzzing around.
Dai Mubai's face was smeared with something that looked like mud, his blond hair was as dusty as a bird's nest, and his feet were not wearing shoes, and there was even a lot of black dust on them.
The moment he was thrown to the ground, Dai Mubai kept his face close to the ground, not daring to let Dai Su see his appearance, and at the same time he held his throat and made a sharp sound.
"Sir! You are mistaken! I am not Dai Mubai! I am just a beggar in the village, please believe me!"
Dai...Dai Boss?
Ma Hongjun and Oscar have been classmates with Dai Mubai for three years. They are both Shrek's three lowly guests. How could they not recognize Dai Mubai?
Dai Su frowned and looked at the man in black who held Dai Mubai back, his eyes full of confusion.
"Are you sure that this coward is Dai Mubai? After all, that coward is a prince, how could he behave like this?"
One of the men in black replied respectfully to Dai Su: "Sir, I just saw his appearance clearly. Although it is incomplete, he is exactly the same as the portrait of the third prince. It must be this person!"
At this point, the man in black glanced at Dai Mubai with disdain: "When the villain found him, he was lying in the villagers' pigsty. I think this whole body was made deliberately to avoid our search. "
"oh?"
When Dai Su heard this, he became happy on the spot. He rubbed the buttocks of the two women beside him and looked at Dai Mubai who was curled up on the ground playfully: "Come on, come on, who is that? You said you are not Dai Mubai? Then raise your head and let me see."
"Little... little people are ugly, so they won't taint the eyes of adults."
But even though he had been identified, Dai Mubai was still unwilling to admit it, and he didn't even dare to raise his head.
"I suggest you raise your head quickly, otherwise I will chop you up and feed you to the dogs right now!"
Hearing Dai Su threaten him with a smile, Dai Mubai had no choice but to grit his teeth and raise his head, but when he looked at Dai Su, a smile had already appeared on his face.
"Sir...sir."
"Fuck! Ugh~ Hurry up and lower your head! Ugh~"
However, Dai Su's smiling expression suddenly changed the moment he saw Dai Mubai's face, and his stomach churned and he almost vomited.
Dai Mubai's face was covered with black lumps of pig dung, and some of the dung was dripping down his bangs, and some of it seeped into the corners of his mouth.
It seemed that what the man in black said about Dai Mubai lying on his stomach in the pig pen was an understatement. The real situation was that Dai Mubai was probably still rolling around inside.
"You guys, hurry up and wash that thing off his face, it makes me sick!"
But just when Dai Mubai was about to be taken away to wash his face, Dai Su stopped again.
"Wait! I've got a great idea."
Dai Su looked at Dai Mubai's beggar outfit and smiled mysteriously.
"He still has to beg for food. Don't make his face too clean, otherwise he won't be able to eat."
Listening to Dai Su's words, Dai Mubai instantly had a bad premonition. Facts have proved that Dai Mubai's premonition was right. Dai Su waved his hand and ordered: "Everyone gather around! Let's pee together and wash the third prince's face!"
Hearing that Dai Su was going to humiliate him in this way, Dai Mubai clenched his fists tightly, his eyes... ah no, one eye was scarlet, as if he was about to break out of resistance at any moment to defend his last bit of dignity.
However, when more than a dozen men in black came around and poured light yellow water jets on his head, Dai Mubai still did not make any reaction.
Because he doesn't dare!
Dai Mubai didn't have the guts to resist. If he resisted now, he would most likely be killed on the spot.
However, Dai Mubai comforted himself in his heart, I am not afraid of death, I am just tolerant! I will just look for opportunities to take revenge in the future!
It's really ridiculous. Dai Mubai's last dignity was lost the moment he rolled in the pig pen, and now he is still deceiving himself.
"Now, hold your head up."
Hearing the voice, Dai Mubai raised his head with a flattering smile again.
"Su...Uncle Su, long time no see."
"Hey! Why doesn't the third prince stop pretending? Now he calls him uncle instead?"
Dai Mubai could only smile awkwardly at Dai Su's sarcasm, but the other party's output continued.
"But I have to say, this outfit really suits you now."
Dai Su pointed at Dai Mubai and looked at the men in black: "Look, one of his eyes is missing for some reason, and he is wearing a beggar's clothes that smells like urine. Do you think he wants to join a beggar gang? I Do you want me to find another dog-beating stick? Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t notice it just now. Can you hold the stick firmly with four fingers?”
Dai Su has never been able to raise his head in front of the orthodox royal family. Now that he has the opportunity to humiliate the legitimate prince, he will certainly not let go of this opportunity.
The other men in black were in a similar situation, and they immediately laughed together.
These sounds of laughter were like thorns piercing Dai Mubai's heart, pricking his self-esteem with holes.
But not only could he not resist, but he had to stay with Smile because he didn't want to die.
"Come on, dear nephew, why don't you learn how to bark like a dog? How about you learn how to bark a few times, and maybe when I'm happy, I'll pretend I haven't seen you today?"
Dai Mubai felt increasingly ashamed, but on the surface he still pretended to be surprised and said, "Really?"
Then, as if he was afraid that Dai Su would regret it, he quickly started barking like a dog.
"I'll learn right now! Wooow! Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof!"
At this moment, where is Dai Mubai's martial spirit still the white tiger, the king of beasts? He's just a lost dog with a broken backbone.
This was so bad that Dai Sule took out a chicken leg from the soul guide, shaved off all the flesh and threw it on the ground, leaving only a bone in his hand.
He waved the bone in front of him, and Dai Mubai immediately got down on all fours, and the dog barked and crawled over to grab the bone.
Afterwards, the bone was thrown to one of the men in black. Dai Mubai crawled over and was thrown to others again. In this way, the group of people began to play the "dog fighting" game.
Flanders was so moved that he almost cried. After all, if Dai Mubai hadn't attracted everyone's attention, they might have been killed by Dai Su.
Originally, he thought that Dai Mubai had escaped from the battlefield, leaving his companions and teacher behind and running for his life alone, but he never imagined that he was using this method to delay time.
He is indeed a good student of Shrek!
(End of this chapter)