Chapter 6 Yu Dashu: I have been cheating and kidnapping my whole life, but you have hurt me so completely!
“You can’t pass the eighth level of soul power. Get ten gold soul coins and leave!”
"The martial soul is a hoe? Innate soul power is level zero? Then what test are you here to take? Get the money and leave as soon as possible."
"Hey, ma'am, you're already ninety, why are you causing trouble? What, you don't know which number is bigger, ninety or thirteen? Beautiful!"
Li Yusong once again sat behind the desk at the first level of the entrance test. However, as time went by, the people who came to take the freshman test became more and more strange.
Vendors selling vegetables, farmers cultivating the land, and even a lunatic came over with his own chicken and asked if he could let it take the entrance test.
To convince himself he agreed, the man even had his hair parted in the middle and put on overalls.
Li Yusong immediately collapsed. You have such skills. You can even give a chicken a haircut. Wouldn't you be rich by opening a pet shop?
But according to Flanders' instructions, all those who come to take the freshman test, regardless of whether they pass or fail, can receive ten gold soul coins.
This is also the reason why so many people participated in the test. Basically, they were all residents near Soto City who wanted to come and collect wool.
The deposits of the college that he took back from the bank in Soto City over the years have been exhausted, and Flanders found two loan marks from nowhere, and is now negotiating things in the concierge.
"Is this Shrek Academy?"
Hearing the sudden sound, Li Yusong looked up and found that there was another person beside him.
This man was about forty or fifty years old, with a medium build and a little thin.
She has short black hair parted in three parts and has a very ordinary appearance, but she has a unique wretched temperament.
The person who came was none other than Tang San's mentor. Not only did he have a useless martial spirit, he was also a useless soul master. The number one boaster in the soul master world, Yu Xiaogang Yu Da Shi.
After Tang San left Noting City, Yu Dashu was a little worried about his disciples, so he followed Tang San and Xiao Wu to Soto City.
Of course, it was actually because he had been eating and drinking freely for six years at the dean of the Junior Soul Master Academy in Notting City, who was also his friend, and he felt that he couldn't stay any longer.
Although Yu Dashi is shameless, he still cares about his reputation and does not want to bear the reputation of a rice insect.
After much thought, he chose to go to Shrek Academy, hoping to make a living with his old friend Flanders.
Li Yusong glanced at Yu Dashi, slapped his forehead hard, and showed a helpless expression.
"Brother, you are older than me, so don't cause trouble. Hurry up, get the money and leave!"
The corner of Yu Dashi's mouth twitched, and he said with some confusion: "What do you mean? You treat me like a beggar?"
"I'm a good brother of your Dean Flanders, be careful if I let him fire you, an old man!"
Li Yusong was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then said in surprise: "Are you a friend of the dean?"
"It's guaranteed to be true!" Yu Dashi raised his chin and said. "Where is Flanders? Let him come to see me!"
"Our dean is talking to others in the concierge and can't come out for the time being." Li Yusong said coldly.
Obviously, he was also a little angry at what Yu Dashi said just now.
However, Yu Dashi didn't care about this, and didn't say anything to Li Yusong, and walked directly towards the concierge.
Coincidentally, Flanders was also walking out of the concierge.
When Flanders saw Yu Dashu, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Xiao Gang, why are you here?"
Yu Dashi lowered his head, stretched out his hand to clasp his eyes, and his eyes suddenly turned red.
Looking at his old friend for many years, Yu Da walked over with tears in her eyes and opened her arms.
"Old Cat Eagle, I haven't seen you for so many years, but you really miss me!"
"Brothers are almost out of food, you have to help me!"
Flanders was slightly startled when he heard this, then waved his hand and said: "That's not a big deal. We agreed at the beginning that we would share blessings and hardships together, and it still counts even after decades!"
Hearing this, Yu Dashi was immediately overjoyed: "That's good, that's good! Do you think there's no problem with me being a vice-president here?"
"As long as you're here, it's easy to talk about anything." Flanders patted Yu Dashu's shoulder. "Elbow, take off your clothes and come into the house with me."
Yu Dashu:? ? ?
"Old Cat Eagle, what do you mean?" Yu Dashu stammered. "I am a serious person. I have been guarding my body for Erlong for so many years. You can't harm me!"
Flanders said angrily: "What did I harm you for?"
Then, he pulled Yu Dashi to the front of the concierge, pointed at the two people inside and said: "These two people are my friends. They are here to paint a picture for me, but they cannot wear clothes."
"You happened to be here too, and I asked them to draw a picture for you. This is called art, do you understand?"
Yu Dashu:
I didn’t expect that this old friend of his who hadn’t seen each other for so many years would have such a hobby of BT. He really didn’t expect it.
But now that he wants to live under someone else's roof and earn a living under Flanders, he can only do what others say. Isn't it just painting together? Just be patient and it will pass.
After hesitating for a moment, Yu Dashi found a place where no one could see him, took off his clothes, and walked into the concierge with Flanders.
After a while, the two "painters" left Shrek Academy with satisfaction.
Yu Dashi put on his clothes and asked Flanders beside him with some doubts: "By the way, Old Cat Eagle, what are the people queuing up at the entrance of the college doing?"
Flanders waved his hand while buttoning up and said, "This is our Shrek Academy's new rule. Everyone who takes the entrance test can receive ten gold soul coins?"
"Sign up to get gold soul coins?" Yu Dashu was suddenly shocked on the outside and tender on the inside. "It's so creative!"
Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling a little regretful. Why didn't he come to see Flanders again without receiving the money?
"By the way, those two painters were so weird just now. Why did they have to put the two of us on top of each other?" Yu Dashu said doubtfully. "However, their painting skills are quite impressive. They are so lifelike that they are no different from real people."
"Painters? They are not painters." Flanders said.
"What? Not a painter?" Yu Dashu suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. "Then what do they do?"
"They are the money lenders in Soto City. Too much money was sent out today and the college's money is not enough, so I borrowed a loan of 100,000 gold soul coins from them," Flender said.
Yu Dashi twitched the corners of his mouth, held down Flanders' shoulders, and said with a trembling voice: "Then what about the painting you asked them to paint just now?"
"I mortgaged the land deed of the college to them, but they said that if I, a strong Soul Saint, want to take the land deed by force and then have to pay the debt, there is nothing they can do."
"So they said they wanted to draw a painting like that for me, and it couldn't be just me. There had to be a friend or relative of mine who would be the guarantor of the contract."
"Then you let me take the blame?" Yu Dashi shouted almost at the top of his lungs.
"Xiao Gang, I am devoting myself to a great charity!" Flanders said dissatisfied. "Doing charity is my life-long dream. As my good brother, shouldn't you support me?"
"As I said just now, we brothers share blessings and hardships. You can't back down at this juncture!"
Yu Dashu said sadly and angrily: "Then what if you can't pay the money yet?!"
"It is stated in the contract that if the money is not repaid when it is due, they will post those paintings all over Douluo Continent."
"And when the time comes, both of us will have to sell our shit at Goulan in Soto City."
"I am XXXXXXXXXXX! You XXXXXXXX, how come I know you XXX, you XXXXXX!"
Yu Dashi was so angry that he rushed forward quickly, grabbed Flanders by the neck, and rolled his eyes. .
"Four-eyed Cat Eagle, I'm going to fight you!!!"
The time limit for the system's influence was about to come, and after being messed with by Yu Dashi, Flanders suddenly woke up.
However, he now feels that it would be better for him to be more confused.
The moment he opened his eyes, he already understood what he had done.
He didn't know why he suddenly became obsessed with it. Originally, this entrance test was used to make money, but in the end, he changed it to doing charity or lending money to charity.
He now only remembers that when he was throwing away the golden soul coins in large quantities, the praise and adoration from the people around her almost made her so happy that she flew into the air.
However, when he woke up now, he realized how much trouble he had caused and directly burdened himself with debts as heavy as a mountain.
"Money, my money, all the coffin books I saved over the years are gone!"
Flanders covered his face, knelt on the ground and cried loudly.
Yu Dashu was also lying on the ground crying and rolling.
One hundred thousand gold soul coins, even if he really sells hooks, he will never make so much money in his lifetime!
I have been deceived and deceived all my life, but in the end I was tricked to death by Flender!
If those paintings spread, especially if they are seen by Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong, then he will really be dead.
For a sanctimonious hypocrite like Yu Dashu, social death is more unacceptable to him than real death.
"It's not good, Dean, something serious has happened!"
Dai Mubai pushed open the door and ran into the room quickly, only to see Dean Flender cosplaying with an unknown person as a baby, lying on the ground rolling and crying.
Dai Mubai, who had never seen such a scene, was stunned for a moment. When Flanders saw a student coming, he quickly stood up and wiped the tears from his face.
"What's wrong, Mubai, are you in such a panic?"
Dai Mubai hesitated after hearing this, and then said: "Tang San, Tang San is going to be beaten to death!"
(End of chapter)