Chapter 20 Yu Dashu: I have achieved a breakthrough in my cultivation!
"What does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad?"
"I'll go, Boss Dai, it stinks to death!"
"Ugh, I'm going to vomit!"
Yu Da's wet body was obviously that she had just taken a shower and had put on new clothes.
But there was a foul and unpleasant smell coming from his body. Even a fool like Zhao Wuji felt his stomach churn and almost vomited it out.
Shen He used his soul power, sealed his mouth and nose, and then walked to the upper hand, and immediately felt much more comfortable.
But he still felt a little confused in his heart. Yu Dashu didn't eat fairy grass at this time, so how could he reach level 30?
You know, the biggest loss Tang San suffered in the original work was that he accepted such a swaggering old liar as his teacher.
As a so-called teacher, he had almost no guidance on Tang San's cultivation, because there were no cultivation techniques in Douluo Continent. Except for Tang San's own Xuantian Technique, everyone relied on meditation to increase their soul power. of.
This resulted in Yu Dashu being unable to give Tang San any help in terms of cultivation speed, and even had to use Tang San's fairy grass.
Even without this teacher, Tang San would still become a god without any delay.
Moreover, when this top theoretical master in the soul master world took his good disciple Tang San into the soul hunting forest to obtain the first soul ring, he was almost poisoned by the mandala snake that suddenly appeared outside the soul hunting forest. How dare you do this? letter?
Because he miscalculated the strength of the soul beast, and because his martial soul was just a farting pig, the future Poseidon almost died at the hands of a century-old mandala snake.
In the end, it was Tang San who killed the Mandala Snake with his own hidden weapon skills and detoxified Yu Dashu at the same time.
The only knowledge that Yu Dashi passed down that could be used by Tang San until the end was the accurate knowledge of the years of various spirit beasts.
But to be honest, you can get this kind of low-end knowledge from any soul master force, even a small sect.
Teachers preach and learn karma to solve doubts. The problem is that Yu Dashu has not touched any of these three things.
Tang San's martial arts experience was taught by the Tang clan in his previous life. Old Yincoin's character as a hypocrite was his own nature and had nothing to do with Yu Dashu.
If you have to describe it in a popular way, Yu Dashi is like a cloud player who posts in game forums every day.
After watching a few videos of expert operations, I felt like I had a national service standard on my head.
But unexpectedly, none of the clubs wanted him, and they didn't even let him participate in trial training.
Tang San, on the other hand, was a new player who had just entered the game. At the beginning, he heard Yu Dashi boasting about how awesome his operations were and how detailed his awareness was.
As a result, after becoming a disciple, Yu Dashu directly took Tang San to open a simple human machine, which gave him one blood at the beginning, super ghost in one minute, three-way collapse in two minutes, and all six gods on the opponent's side in three minutes!
This is so fucking confusing to people and machines. Is there such a good person?
The most outrageous thing is that Yu Dashu can't even defeat wild monsters, and his skills can be used wrongly.
In the end, it was Tang San who managed to steal the crystal and win the game after a wave of insidious people in the classic Tang Sect style.
Seeing this scene, Yu Dashu's eyes suddenly brightened up. Didn't he just find the treasure through bad luck?
Then he forced Lai Lai to say that there are no weak heroes, only weak summoners, and then imparted some lengthy theoretical knowledge to you.
However, after Tang San played more games later, he discovered that what Yu Dashi said to Lai Lai all day long was actually about remembering to buy equipment at the beginning and remember to bring inscriptions at the beginning, things that anyone without cerebral palsy would know.
The key is that he can't give you anything and has to rely on you to buy him skin.
As a result, the Shrek Seven Monsters ascended together, but Yu Xiaogang died of old age in the Douluo Continent. In the end, he even had a title Douluo cultivation level, but that adult couldn't help but mention it.
But it’s no wonder that Tang San, Yu Xiaogang’s good disciple, didn’t take him to ascend to the God Realm. A charlatan like this who cheated and deceived him, but Tang San, the founder of the evil soul master, had the character of retribution for every flaw, so he didn’t chop Yu Xiaogang into pieces. If he breaks it into pieces and feeds it to the dog, he is lucky.
What's wrong, Gangzi? Not satisfied at level 30, do you still want to ascend to the divine realm? You want to eat shit? !
You go out and hold the door for me. Erlong is idle. I'll help you ride for a while. Xiao Wu scratched her head in confusion: "Master, I heard you say before that your cultivation has been shackled because of your martial spirit. How could you suddenly break through?"
Hearing what Xiao Wu said, everyone's eyes turned to Yu Dashi with questions in their eyes.
Yu Dashu's complexion changed slightly, he hesitated for a while, and finally explained: "It was because of the mimetic training environment that I achieved a breakthrough in cultivation."
"Mimicry training environment?" Everyone suddenly became more confused.
"I never thought before that since the attack method of my Wuhun Luo Sanpao is farting, then the toilet should be the best environment for me to practice mimicry."
"When I was cleaning the toilet in the college just now, I accidentally fell into the pit and couldn't get out."
"If the mistress hadn't gone to the toilet just now and pulled me up, I would have choked to death during my answer."
"vomit!"
Hearing Yu Dashi's words, Xiao Wu and the others couldn't bear it anymore, and they bent over and almost vomited.
Yu Dashi continued: "But I didn't expect that through countless answers, I actually felt that my soul power was loosened, and then I successfully broke through to level 30!"
Yu Dashi's words immediately silenced everyone around him.
Shen He hesitated for a moment and then asked: "Yu Dashu, no offense, I just want to ask, are you just soaking in it or eating it?"
Yu Dashi was silent for a moment, then nodded.
"Hiss!" Shen He was shocked and said, "Oh my god, this is simply the Eighth Innate Holy Body! It turns out that the effect of that thing on Yu Dashu is the same as the fairy grass!"
"If Yu Dashu wants to improve his cultivation, wouldn't it be enough to just take the defense every day?"
"His codename will be from now on, Dung Picker Yu Xiaogang!"
Zhao Wuji's expression changed for a long time, and he finally said: "Yu Dashu is really talented!"
Shen He nodded and said: "It must be a good thing that Yu Dashi broke through. I will take you with me to the Star Dou Forest this time."
"In order to ensure your safety when you go out to experience, today's lesson is that except Oscar, each of you must eat two kinds of sausages made by Oscar, at least one."
All the students at Shrek Academy burst into mourning after hearing this. Xiao Wu was the first to ask unconvincedly: "Dean, what kind of class is this? Why do we have to eat such disgusting things?"
Shen He shrugged: "That's better than having to answer the question, right?"
Afterwards, everyone's eyes couldn't help but look at Yu Dashi.
Yu Dashu waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me, I don't want to eat. I was full just now."
"vomit!"
Yu Dashi's words made the students couldn't help but run out and find a place to vomit.
But surprisingly, today's class was very successful. Dai Mubai and his group of students vomited all their breakfast and had to eat Xiao Ao's sausages to satisfy their hunger.
Moreover, compared with Yu Dashi's previous experiences, they seemed to feel less disgusted when looking at Oscar's sausages, and even the smell of the sausages aroused their appetite.
Sure enough, if you want to break through your own lower limit, you just need to find someone with a lower limit than you.
(End of chapter)