Chapter 27 Titan Giant Ape: Humans are too ungrateful in martial arts!
Seeing that Xiao Wu was about to fall into the grasp of the Titan Ape, Tang San's eyes immediately turned red.
This damn titan has a way to die!
Tang San didn't wait for his body to land on the ground to stabilize, and kicked the ground violently. He jumped up directly, and then leaped away with the help of a big tree next to him, and then his hands flew from his waist like lightning. Wiped in time.
The Dragon Beard Needle was just hidden in Tang San's black jade hand.
[Tang San swung out the dragon beard needle and stabbed the Titan Ape in the eye. 】
As soon as Shen He thought about it, the word "eyes" directly turned into "chrysanthemum"!
More than ten dragon-bearded needles were thrown out by Tang San and stabbed straight into the Titan Ape's lower body.
Chrysanthemums are one of the most critical to any living thing.
The Titan Giant Ape originally wanted to snatch Xiao Wu and leave, but who knew that this kid Tang San could be so nasty, shameless, and so mean in his actions.
The Titan Ape only felt that his anus was tightened, and the sharp end of the dragon's beard needle was pierced into its anus. Then the dragon's beard needle, which lost the soul power injected into it, began to curl up, which made the Titan Ape's face also change. It began to twist like a dragon's beard needle.
Wcnmd, you~ don’t talk about martial ethics~ (electronic music)!
What a joke! Tang San, who was raised by force, must die!
With Tang San treating his weak point like this, the Titan Ape's already low IQ simply threw away his original plan.
I saw the Titan ape roaring in anger!
The black air wave blew Tang San, who was releasing the hidden weapon with all his strength, and his other hidden weapons to fly away into the distance, and hit a big tree heavily.
But this level is far less than the anger of the Titan ape itself, and this is not enough!
“No.”
Xiao Wu looked at Tang San who was blown away and exclaimed.
But the titan ape that was already on top had no intention of stopping. It touched its injured chrysanthemum. As an environmental protector, it vowed to make Tang San pay the price for bullying the flowers and plants!
"Tang San, you idiot! Why provoke it when others are leaving!"
The rest of the group were originally grateful that they could survive being slightly injured by this titan ape, but Tang San's brainless behavior after that made Ning Rongrong unable to hold back the curse.
Even if he attacks, he actually attacks the private parts of the Titan ape. How can he be crushed by the other party?
Hearing Ning Rongrong’s words, everyone else’s faces also twitched. They would have been dead this time.
But fortunately, the Titan Ape's hatred was all focused on Tang San, and it had no interest at all in the rest of the noobs.
I saw the Titan Giant Ape casually grabbing a huge boulder in his hand, as if he was planning to throw the boulder to kill Tang San.
At this moment, Yu Dashi, who had been paddling and fishing on the side, couldn't sit still when he saw that his disciple was about to suffer. Nothing should happen to this big brother!
Who knows how Tang San's father would treat him if something happened. After recalling the experience of his and Flanders' butts being touched that night in the woods, Yu Dashu suddenly got his wits about him and quickly took out two sticks. Give one white radish to yourself and Luo Sanpao each.
Then, without hesitation, he put the radish into his mouth and chewed it.
After one person and one pig finished eating, Yu Dashi raised his hand and the first century-old soul ring flew out and landed on Luo Sanpao.
"Farts are like thunder, cracking the sky and cracking the earth with three cannons."
Luo Sanpao let out a low roar, and a sound of inhalation sounded like a roaring hurricane.
Its already fat belly expanded at an alarming rate, looking like a gradually enlarging ball.
Then Luo Sanpao's clear blue eyes lit up, his round body suddenly bounced up, and a thunderous roar instantly erupted in the air.
Along with the roar, a yellow ball of light was suddenly released. This is truly worthy of Da Shi. He was so arrogant just after breaking through the Soul Lord, and he actually dared to take action against the Titan Giant Ape.
[Yu Xiaogang asked Luo Sanpao to use his first soul skill to try to scare away the Titan ape. 】
This farce is almost over.
Let me help you!
As soon as Shen He thought about it, the word "try" was deleted directly!
The yellow ball of light was extremely fast and flew in front of the Titan Ape in an instant. Before the Titan Ape could even react, it was hit by Luo Sanpao's stinky ball of light.
"puff--"
A burst of smoke filled the air with an indescribable smell.
The Titan ape was stunned immediately. It obviously did not expect Yu Dashi to have such a strange attack method.
But this stinky smell could obviously only disgust the Titan Ape, but it was far from enough to make the Titan Ape abandon its hatred for Tang San and flee.
"Sanpao! What's wrong with you?"
After releasing the soul skill, Yu Dashi found that his first soul ring was still on Luo Sanpao's body, and was a little puzzled. Then the rolling sound coming from his and Luo Sanpao's stomachs made his expression change.
It’s bad, it’s bad for your stomach!
This feeling!
I’m afraid it’s not going to happen.
As soon as Yu Dashi finished speaking, Luo Sanpao’s first soul ring lost control and suddenly began to flicker at a high frequency.
Along with the flickering frequency, Luo Sanpao quickly returned to Yu Dashi's body. By chance, Yu Dashu successfully completed the possession of a martial spirit for the first time in his life, and Yu Dashi's body appeared. The characteristic of Luo Sanpao is that his body becomes obese and his buttocks also become fat.
But it wasn't over yet, because Yu Dashu's first soul skill was out of control.
The soul skill originally placed on Luo Sanpao was farting, so after the martial soul possessed him, it was naturally the user who carried out the attack.
When Luo Sanpao is hurt, Yu Dashi will also be affected. What will happen if Yu Dashi and Luo Sanpao are upset at the same time?
The answer is double burst.
Under the uncontrollable high-frequency flickering of the first soul ring, Yu Dashu launched his own soul skills uncontrollably.
In the case of double stomach upset, this soul skill directly evolved into a series of spray attacks of shit-yellow gas mixed with liquid.
This power is simply stronger than a mop stained with feces!
The Titan ape was directly sprayed all over his body, and its original anger towards Tang San turned into disgust.
The stench made it even more nauseating, but at this time, Yu Dashu had obviously completely lost control and was only focusing on releasing his soul power crazily.
Jet attacks one after another were directed towards the Titan Ape from Yu Dashu's butt, and the momentum even made the Titan Ape feel fear.
The strong stench accompanying Yu Dashi's series of attacks was even more unstoppable. The titan ape that originally had murderous intentions regained its sanity, turned around, and took Xiao Wu to run away from Yu Dashi. , for fear of continuing to be attacked by this low-damage, extremely disgusting attack.
As a result, Yu Dashi immediately added a very impressive record to his resume.
One person and one fart scared away the 100,000-year-old Titan ape!
"Damn human being, your farts are stinkier than the farts of a skunk with a hundred thousand years of cultivation!" the Titan Giant Ape roared.
(End of chapter)