Chapter 40 Yu Dashu scares away Bibi Dong!
[Bibi Dong mobilizes her soul power to exchange her teacup with Yu Xiaogang’s teacup]
After discovering that there was something wrong with this woman, Shen He immediately used the narration system. After reading the narration, he discovered that this mysterious masked woman turned out to be Pope Bibi Dong of Wuhun Palace!
After knowing the true identity of this woman, Shen He also knew why this woman wanted to recruit him. Most likely, she discovered the powerful potential of her martial soul and wanted to get the third soul ring from her hand to exceed the normal life span and reach ten thousand years. method.
To be honest, the Wuhun Palace is not bad at all. An ordinary soul master would break through his head and want to enter, but Shen He would go to the Wuhun Palace without a system.
But Shen He is a systematic man. Isn't it better to gain Tang San's experience than to go to the Spirit Hall? Shen He would not do anything to give him the status of Pope of Wuhun Palace.
Moreover, Bibi Dong is so pure in love that he can't even see a piece of trash like Yu Dashi clearly. He just secretly drank the leftover tea from Yu Dashi in front of him, and no one else saw him. He really thought no one saw him!
After so many years, having children and becoming a pope, have you still not seen clearly the true nature of Yu Dashu? Or is this young Bai Yueguang's memory so strong?
Shen He was almost speechless, his love brain was so damned!
"Yu Dashu, I think this has nothing to do with you, right? Isn't it my problem that you are discussing now?"
Seeing what Shen He said, Bibi Dong was also a little dissatisfied. What happened to her after so many years that she finally saw Yu Dashi and had a few words with him?
"Ahem, Dean Shen He, you keep delaying giving me a response. Can't I continue to recruit other people?"
The implication of Bibi Dong's words is also very obvious. If you don't express your opinion quickly, please don't interrupt me and my ex to continue chatting! Even if you agree, you can't stop me from chatting with Yu Dashi!
Shen He was speechless when he heard Bibi Dong talking like this. He secretly drank the leftover tea from Yu Dashi just now, right? Didn’t you know that he sleeps with pigs and eats pig shit? It's really disgusting.
"I have already figured it out. Even if the Pope of Wuhun Palace comes to recruit me personally and appoints me as the next Pope, I will not become someone else's sect and become someone else's watchdog!"
Shen He spoke righteously and awe-inspiring, and never bowed his head to join other people's forces. In and out of his words, he always said that when Yu Dashi saw the money, he wanted to hug her and work as a dog for the rich woman.
"Dean Shen, how can you say that? Joining other people's forces is such a mean thing."
Yu Dashi was afraid that this mysterious rich woman would be angry, so he quickly said that after all, it was really difficult for him to live in the pig pen of Shrek Academy. The rich woman could effectively improve his living conditions.
"Yu Dashu, may I ask who you are and from what angle are you talking to me?"
Seeing how ignorant Yu Dashi was, not taking herself seriously and licking the rich woman Shen He, I wanted to laugh.
"who I am?"
With the rich woman in front of him, Yu Dashu naturally showed no timidity and continued to cheat with great confidence.
Moreover, the matter of cheating is completely engraved in his blood, and it is close to the level of instinct.
In other words, it is even harder to prevent Yu Dashi from lying or bragging than to prevent him from eating shit.
"I am"
But it's a pity that Shen He couldn't help it. He was already disgusted by Bibi Dong, a love brain, and now even Yu Dashi dared to jump in his face and output. Shen He made a decision immediately and started to modify the narration with a thought. .
He wanted to make Yu Dashang lose all face, and let Bibi Dong, a love brain, get to know Yu Xiaogang, her first love and ex-boyfriend, again!
[Yu Dashi introduced himself and said that he is the number one theoretical master in the soul master world]
The word "theory" immediately became the word "fart" under Shen He's modification.
The pretentious words that Yu Dashi originally spoke were completely different. "I am the best fart master in the soul master world!"
That very proud look coupled with the completely lackluster words really shocked Bibi Dong. Even Tang San looked like he was finished and the teacher was sick again.
In order to prove his authority, Yu Dashu even farted in front of several people.
"Pfft, pfft."
A series of stinky farts were released in this small box, and their power was amazing. Even Bibi Dong, who was wearing a veil, could smell the stench.
The majestic image of Yu Dashu in Bibi Dong's heart suddenly fell to the ground, and the filter of first love was so broken that even her own mother could not recognize it.
Doing such vulgar things with such confidence, is this still the Yu Dasheng in my mind?
Bibi Dong was a little unable to accept such a big change in Yu Dashi.
"No one in the soul master world can compare to me when it comes to farts! In order to study better farts and make smellier farts, I even eat pig shit and sleep with pigs every day! Who else works harder than me?"
"For better research, I even accepted a disciple whose martial spirit is a pig! Who else deserves to succeed if I don't succeed? Listen to the applause!"
When Shen He saw the narration system showing off its power, he immediately blocked his sense of smell and gave Yu Dashi a round of applause.
"I can prove it! In order to do better research, Yu Dashi ate a lot of shit not long ago and successfully broke through the soul master. He sat in the shit mountain to absorb the soul ring! It can be said that he worked very hard!"
Tang San was a little anxious when he saw that the originally good topic suddenly went sideways.
No, you agreed to help me find a force to practice with? How did it become like this? This can still hold a hammer on the thighs of a rich woman!
"Ahem, this Ms. Wang Dong'er, my teacher has been a little confused since she fell into the manure pit last time. Please don't take it to heart. She will be fine after a while!"
"Does that mean he really ate a lot of pig shit?"
Bibi Dong's voice also trembled when she heard that Yu Dashi had eaten pig shit not long ago.
You must know that she just acted like a pervert and secretly drank the leftover tea from Yu Dashi. Doesn't this mean that she also took a big mouthful of pig shit in disguise?
“Ahem, I just choked a few times.”
With Shen He on the side, Tang San couldn't open his eyes and tell lies, so he could only admit it tactfully.
This was a devastating blow to Bibi Dong. At this moment, she wished she could immediately rinse her mouth with water hundreds of times, and then leave Yu Dashi far away, never to see her again.
But at this time, Yu Dashu's farts were getting more and more stinky, making the air in the whole room visibly filthy.
Bibi Dong couldn't stand the disgusting atmosphere any longer, so she hurriedly fled the teahouse after saying a few words.
"Sorry, I suddenly remembered that I still have important things to do, so I need to leave first."
As the instigator, Shen He didn't know that Bibi Dong was busy looking for a place to rinse his mouth and take a breath, and he didn't even want to stay any longer.
Shen He left this unlucky place as fast as he could without paying for the teahouse. As for Tang San and Yu Dashu, who would care about them?
Washing dishes and paying off debts has nothing to do with him.
(End of chapter)