Chapter 45 Yu Dashi plagiarized Xuantian Kung!
Yu Dashi, who was addicted to showing off, immediately collapsed to the ground after receiving a fatal blow to his penis. He covered his penis with his hands and rolled around, thinking that this would relieve his pain. .
Thinking that it was his apprentice Tang San who made a mistake, when he heard the other party's laughter, he didn't understand what was going on? This must be a lesson taught to me by my apprentice who disliked me for bragging without doing anything.
But this lesson is too harsh, right? Are you trying to castrate yourself? This well-behaved apprentice with thick eyebrows and big eyes turns out to have long wanted to challenge his master! Recalling the previous scene where his apprentice gave him the poisonous liquid, Yu Dashu seriously suspected that this was Tang San's deliberate mistake in order to get his anus.
Thinking of this, no matter how painful Kun Kun was, Yu Dashi gritted his teeth and rolled on the ground and let out his own roar.
"You! You rebel against the master!"
"Ouch! My Kunkun!"
"How dare you treat me, your master, like this! I want everyone in the entire continent to know that you, Tang San, are a rebellious disciple who rebels against his master and even wants to kill his master! I am known as the number one theoretical master in the soul master world. I swear, I will ruin your reputation!"
After hearing these Yu Dashi's angrily words about ruining his reputation, Tang San immediately came to his senses and knew what he had just done.
I almost killed my teacher because of a moment of dissatisfaction! Fortunately, it was only Kunkun who was injured. If Yu Dashi really died, then I, Tang San, might not have a foothold on this continent.
Although he was dissatisfied with Yu Dashi, Tang San also knew that the other party must not die, let alone die in his own hands. Faced with his teacher's hysterical roar and scolding, Tang San could only lower his head and bear it.
"Laugh! Why don't you laugh? Are you seeing that I'm still alive and can't laugh?!"
"I worked hard to teach you theory and help you plan training. Is this how you repay me?"
"I save my shit for you to eat first, but you actually dare to attack my teacher Kunkun!"
"Kunkun has been with me for so many years, and I haven't let him enjoy it. Now you have ruined it. Are you still a human being?"
While Yu Dashi was crying about Tang San's unfilial piety, she unzipped her pants and comforted her Kunkun regardless of her appearance, trying to cheer up her Kunkun again.
Seeing the two masters and apprentices put on such a wonderful show in his blacksmith shop, the boss immediately comforted Yu Dashi in order not to affect his normal business.
"Master, you see, the apprentice is still so young, and mistakes are normal! Don't be so harsh. As for whether to smile or not, pfft, I'm sorry, I can't hold it back. I have been professionally trained and generally don't laugh unless I can’t help it. Hahahaha, you have to express your condolences.”
Even Shen He, who was watching the whole scene from the sidelines, couldn't hold back, pointed at Yu Dashi's lower body and burst into laughter.
"I'm not telling you, it's really funny, but if you have time to curse, you might as well let Tang San take you to a doctor to check on your health as soon as possible."
After hearing Shen He's words, Tang San immediately accepted Yu Dashi's scolding, helped him up, and headed towards the medical center in Soto City.
There is no other way, I can only bear the trouble I have caused.
But Tang San forgot one thing. Now that he and Yu Dashu had no money, what would they use to pay the doctor's consultation fees?
Obviously, their idea of cooperating with the blacksmith shop to make hidden weapons seems to be postponed for a few days.
"Hiss! Whose wife did you sleep with? How could someone be so cruel to your body?"
Looking at Yu Dashi's swollen lower body, the treating doctor also took a breath. Even after seeing the disease for so many years, he had never seen such a patient.
"Ahem, just leave it alone. Is there any way to cure my master's Kunkun?" "What about the treatment fee?"
"Can I get it on credit? I'm a student at Shrek Academy. You can come to Shrek Academy to see me and my master next month."
"Well, it's not impossible. Let's go back first and let your master stay with me for one night."
After hearing that Tang San wanted to take the credit temporarily, the treating doctor glanced at Yu Dashi with a strange expression, and immediately changed his appearance after Tang San left.
"You like tauren, don't you? My pure love warrior hates people who destroy other people's feelings the most. Now that you have fallen into my hands, I want you to know what a pervert is!"
"Don't come over here!"
"Come on! Take off your pants! Let me give you a good fuck, Brother Jie!"
"What are you going to do to me! Don't! Brother Jie!"
No one knows what kind of night Yu Dashi spent in this medical center. Only nearby residents said that a man screamed very miserably that night.
It wasn't until the afternoon of the next day that Yu Dashi returned to Shrek Academy with his lower body covered. However, instead of covering the front, he changed to covering the back. It seemed that the doctor's skills were also very high. , even Kun Kun can be cured after being hit by a hammer.
"Traitor! I actually left my master there alone for a whole night without paying the deposit. As a result, I had no way to resist and could only sacrifice myself."
Yu Dashu wanted to cry when he thought about the doctor's healing soul skills that night. When he found his apprentice Tang San, he must give him a good scolding and let him know what beastly thing he had done.
But what Yu Dashu didn't expect was that Tang San was not practicing in the pigsty at this moment. Instead, it was a book on the bedside of the pigsty where Tang San slept that attracted Yu Dashu's attention.
""Xuan Tian Gong"?"
The very curious Yu Dashi muttered the name of the book and opened it to read the contents.
"Excellent internal strength, flexible and strong, endless life, delicate and peaceful, and has the effect of detoxifying? Is this Xiaosan's own cultivation method?"
Looking at this secret book that was obviously handwritten, and thinking about Tang San who was not here at the moment, Yu Dashu laughed happily as if he had figured it out.
"Hmph, the only ones who come to the pigsty are me and the mistress, but this handwritten secret book is so obviously placed beside the bed, and he happened to be away when I came, so there is only one truth."
After a period of rigorous and reasonable analysis by Yu Dashu, he finally got an extremely confident answer.
"This must be Xiaosan's apology to Kunkun who accidentally attacked me yesterday, but because he was embarrassed to give it to me directly, he deliberately calculated the time for me to come back to find him, and put it here deliberately for me to see! What if? If you really don’t want to give it to me, he will definitely put it in the storage soul guide!”
After saying that, Yu Dashu took out his pen and paper and began to copy.
"Hmph! But how can I just let go of the blows I, Kunkun and Juhua received? If I don't accept it and pretend I didn't see it after copying it, how should you deal with it? If you want me to forgive you, this is not enough!"
(End of chapter)