Chapter 54 The flaw in the magical power of yoga!
"Of course I have painstakingly studied the human body and sorted it out! Could it be that you kid has forgotten everything I taught you!"
"Teacher, the operation of this technique requires an understanding of the acupuncture points and meridians of the human body. If you don't know how to practice it randomly, it will cause damage to the meridians!"
Hearing what Tang San said, Yu Dashi was stunned for a moment, because he really didn't know there was such a thing, but then he thought about it and thought that the manuscripts also had meridians and acupuncture points, so there was nothing to be afraid of. .
"I naturally know the exercises I created for my master, and of course I took this into consideration, so I marked the routes and acupuncture points on the exercise manual! Listen to the applause!"
Those soul masters who were still hesitant at first applauded one after another when they heard that Yu Dashi was thinking about them, raising the atmosphere to a climax.
"Yu Dashu is indeed a Yu Dashu, and he actually considered these things!"
"I really cried to death. In order to help us practice better, Yu Dashu even drew a meridian map and a route map!"
"Yu Dashu, I love you! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"
"Yu Dashu! Yu Dashu!"
Is this okay?
Hearing what Yu Dashi said, Tang San began to seriously doubt the accuracy of Yu Dashi's manuscript. You must know that the meridians of the human body and the acupuncture points on the movement routes of soul power cannot make any mistakes. If something goes wrong, What's wrong? If there is something wrong with cultivation, it will lead to obsession!
"Teacher, let me ask you how the acupuncture points and meridians in the exercise you created were named? Why are they named like that? What are the effects of those meridians and acupuncture points? I want to use it as a new system The founder of
Hearing what Tang San said, the spirit masters in the audience were also very interested. After all, they were the only ones who knew that the meridians and acupuncture points of this new system had their own effects. This was something that only direct disciples could know! If I really want to publish the cultivation technique, I probably won’t explain its secrets in such detail!
From the looks of it, Tang San might not be asking this question because the teacher is hiding something, right?
However, the soul masters were naturally very happy to be able to enjoy the mystery of it for free.
"Yes, yes, Yu Dashi, just tell me! Let that kid give up on this idea!"
"Yes, we are very curious too!"
There were voices of agreement one after another. This was obviously not the time to refuse, but Yu Dashu really didn't understand the mystery involved, so he could only pretend to understand and make up random nonsense.
"Ahem, since everyone wants to know so much, I will explain it briefly. Taking into account various factors, I will pick one or two meridian points and explain them to everyone."
"Let's start with the simplest air point! Why did I name this air point a air point? Because it is right at the position of the lower abdomen where you inhale, so I called it an air point! As for the effect Well, it’s also quite simple, just like its name, it can make people breathe more smoothly!”
"There is also the Mingmen point. As the name suggests, it is the key point of a person. If this place is severely damaged, it will lead to death or injury!"
"Baihui point, because it is located in the human brain. The human brain is where all memories are stored! Everything you know is there, so I named it Baihui point! As for the effect, it can make people wake up. brain!"
What is this all about? Can it be made up like this? Isn’t this just meaningless?
Hearing what Yu Dashi made up, Tang San didn't understand but was shocked.
This is all such nonsense. Fortunately, I hesitated just now and almost got deceived by you.
You are fucking scamming me. The problem is, looking at other people’s eyes, they seem to really believe it!
"Well said! Yu Dashi is indeed Yu Dashi! The future national master of our Tiandou Empire!"
Emperor Xueye cheered when he saw Yu Dashi starting to explain his nonsense theory of acupuncture points and meridians, and he looked very reasonable.
Now the soul masters below all agreed. After all, Emperor Xue Ye was right about what happened, so who would refute?
This is going to happen! If this continues, judging by the level of chaos, the soul master world may not be over! In order to prevent himself from being hunted down together with Yu Dashu in the future, Tang San had no choice but to decide to go to Yu Dashu's side and lower his voice to discuss it with him again.
When Shen He, who was sitting under the stage, saw Tang San making any movement, he naturally wouldn't let him get his wish. [Tang San wants to get close to Yu Dashi and discuss it with him]
As soon as Shen He thought, the word "close" became "beat"
As the narration system took effect, Tang San was also very unhappy when he saw Yu Dashu talking nonsense.
Hey, can you make up another random one for me? You want me to clean up your mess!
A master like this is really unlucky for eight lifetimes. If it had been anyone else, Tang San would have killed him a thousand times.
In a rage, Tang San went up and gave Yu Dashu a big blow.
This sudden move made all the soul masters in the audience stunned. It was also the first time for them that their apprentices gave their master a hard fight in front of so many people.
"Mistress! What on earth do you want to do!"
Suddenly being beaten hard by his disciple, Yu Dashi was also a little worried about his face being damaged, and immediately yelled.
But this was not the case in Tang San's eyes at this moment. When he saw that Yu Dashu dared to scold him, he felt that he had done nothing wrong, so he threw Yu Dashi over his shoulder again, slamming Yu Dashi on the ground. on the ground.
"I'll go! What is this for?"
If the previous big fight was because Tang San couldn't hold back, then this shoulder throw clearly showed Tang San's attitude.
"What on earth do you want to do to your master and rebel against your disciples!"
"What are you doing? Of course I'm fucking this bastard teacher like you! Are you worthy of being my master?"
While cursing, Tang San didn't care at all that many soul masters were looking at the two of them. He just used his soul power to beat Yu Dashu violently, and while beating him, he told his grievances.
"Steal my skills, right? Talk about acupuncture points blindly, right? Mislead others, right? Look how I fucking beat you!"
"I didn't steal your skills!"
"You are still quibbling! Everyone is optimistic today! This is our master and disciple's own business. Didn't he create the technique? Take a good look at whether the founder of this technique has practiced it himself!"
Hearing what Tang San said, the soul master who originally wanted to stop him also hesitated, because if he created a peerless skill, he would definitely be able to practice it, and the master must be better than the apprentice. This jade is not wet. He might not be able to beat his own apprentice, but if that were the way their master and apprentice got along, it wouldn't be a good idea to bother him.
Therefore, in the midst of everyone's discussion, the filial image of Tang San violently beating Jade and making him wet was firmly engraved in everyone's hearts.
No one can say no to having fun!
"Where are the guards! Why don't the royal family quickly send someone to stop this traitor!"
(End of chapter)