Chapter 102: The first person to cultivate immortality in modern times
Can the cultivation method be used?
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned, and the old man Cheng Yuanmo who was pacing in the room was also stunned.
But soon, old man Cheng Yuanmo reacted and hurriedly turned his head to look out the window.
As expected.
A young man of about thirteen or fourteen years old was lying excitedly on his window, happily looking at some photos in his office with a shocked expression on his face.
“This is a great merit, this is a great merit!”
“I have been looking for this cultivation method for hundreds of years but have not found it. Although I can fly to the sky and escape from the earth now, But all I need is a cultivation method!”
“Where did you find it?”
“With it! I can become an immortal in no time!”
Xiao Wu said happily, looking at some photos on the desk, dancing and looking excited!
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone also came to his senses: "Dean Cheng, this is..."
Old man Cheng Yuanmo was also a little helpless and looked at the young man. He was so excited that he wanted to climb over from the window and hurriedly went up to stop him.
"Professor Li, this is a patient of mine who suffers from delusional disorder. He always feels that he is an ancient hero or the legendary fairy Xiao Wu! Slow down!"
The window of the dean was not very high. Before the old man Cheng Yuanmo came over, the young man climbed in with all his strength. As a result, he lost his footing and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Xiao Wu!"
Old man Cheng Yuanmo hurriedly went up to check, but the latter climbed up nonchalantly and touched the dust on his face,
"It's okay, Dean, I just said I will Flying into the clouds, you saw it! Sometimes I can turn into a plane, but it’s too small here to do it.”
Xiao Wu ran to his desk excitedly and looked at it. Take a picture and be amazed.
“It’s really a method of cultivating immortality, it’s really a method of cultivating immortality!”
"Hahaha!"
"With these cultivation methods, I can go to the M78 Nebula. All monsters on the earth are no match for me!"
Xiao Wu is happy As he said that, he picked up a photo and looked at it back and forth, drooling all over the floor, not noticing that even the photo seemed to be held upside down.
Hearing these words, Cheng Yuanmo and the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone were a little helpless.
“You don’t care?” Old man Li Yunshan.
"It's not necessary. They are all poor children. You can't be tough on mental patients. Except for a very few, caring and understanding, guiding them according to the thoughts in their minds, and using a certain amount of appropriate drugs are the key. The best way to treat it."
Old man Cheng Yuanmo stepped forward and touched the boy's head: "And those who can walk in the garden now are relatively stable. It's just a delusional disorder. If it's serious, I don’t know how to open the window.”
“It’s so troublesome to work in one line of work,” said the old man Li Yunshan.
"Hahaha, not bad, now it seems that you are more troubled than me." Old man Cheng Yuanmo joked.
While the two were talking here, two nurses hurriedly came outside the door. Looking at Xiao Wu who was looking at the photos in the dean's office with great excitement, they hurriedly bent down and bowed. He spoke politely.
"Sorry, Dean, to bother you. It's because we didn't take good care of you. We'll take Xiao Wu away now."
Old man Cheng Yuanmo smiled and waved his hand, not caring, and the two nurses also relaxed. With a tone of voice, he turned to look at Xiao Wu, who was watching them warily, and put on a new look.
“Jie Jie Jie~”
“Come on Xiao Wu, go back and take medicine with your brother obediently~”
Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu was not afraid Instead, he had a lofty look, put on a show, rolled up a photo into a bamboo tube, waved it in his hand, and spoke with great excitement!
"Hey! Where did the monster come from!"
"My cultivation has not recovered yet!
"Don't even think about disturbing my cultivation! ”
As he said this, Xiao Wu jumped up and down in the room, trying his best to avoid.
In order to avoid hurting the child, the two nurses did not strike too hard, but after all, Xiao Wu just How can a child of thirteen or fourteen outrun two tall nurses?
It wasn't long before he was caught by the collar.
“Ah!”
“Let me go! Monster!”
Xiao Wu screamed like a slaughtering pig, tried his best to break free, and continued to run away in embarrassment, while He ran and called for help.
“Master, save me!”
"They want to take me back to make elixirs and feed me poison!"
"That's not poison, Xiao Wu." Old man Cheng Yuanmo showed a helpless expression and stood in the corner with a smile and continued to fight with old man Li Yunshan. The phone call was just to remind the two nurses to be careful not to hurt Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu struggled hard, but in the end he couldn't escape the clutches of the two demons, and was taken out by the neck.
Before leaving, the photo was taken away from me and placed on the table.
“My secrets of cultivation!”
"Give it back to me!"
"This is what Marshal Tianpeng gave me!"
After the photo was taken away, Xiao Wu's originally relatively stable mood began to change drastically. stand up!
He was yelling, struggling, and very emotional. He was completely different from the one in the dean's office.
Especially as he got further away, his struggle became more intense, and he even showed a faint tendency to attack, biting a nurse on the arm!
"This guy"
The nurse gave up in pain. Xiao Wu saw the opportunity and wanted to escape. As a result, he stumbled over the guardrail and fell to the ground with a loud thud.
“Ouch!”
Seeing this, many nurses rushed over and took him back to the room.
But for some reason, Xiao Wu wanted to leave here crazily, even if his attending physician came, it was useless, and he was kicked in the butt.
"What's going on?"
"Xiao Wu hasn't been like this for a long time, right?"
"Did you suddenly go crazy again today?"
Many nurses had no choice but to drag Xiao Wu back to the room, but no matter how they tried to stop him, it was useless. Xiao Wu clung to the door frame and refused to let go. He was being dishonest and banged on the iron door desperately, even with both hands. He didn't care even if the blood was spilled.
“Let me go!”
"I want to live forever, I want to cultivate as an immortal, and the road to immortality is right in front of me!"
"You are blocking an immortal from becoming an immortal!"
"Wow ah ah ah~ I I’m going to send you all to hell~”
As he spoke, Xiao Wu started singing an opera he had heard somewhere, and obviously none of them were in tune.
Faced with all this, several nurses were helpless.
Talking and soothing from noon to sunset had no effect. Finally, the nurse, who was thirsty and tongue-tied, discussed with the doctors. In order to prevent Xiao Wu from making any drastic actions, they found a special restraint belt and restrained Xiao Wu. Tied to the bed in the special ward.
After being tied up, Xiao Wu suddenly began to wail and scream more and more crazily, always shouting about topics such as cultivating immortals and immortality, and the opera tune in his mouth became more and more high-pitched. It’s weird.
“Young people just have good voices.” Listening to Xiao Wu dying in anger, an old doctor rubbed his neck and planned to go back for a few sips of honey water later.
As Xiao Wu screamed, many mentally ill people who had been active for a day and returned to the room also screamed!
"Hahaha, is Xiao Wu tied up again? He's sick again!"
"How brave! Little brother Xiao Wu, the heaven is full, the corners are round, the sword eyebrows are sheathed, and the eyes are like dragons and phoenixes. This is the image of an emperor, Xiao Wu? Call me Brother Wu! Leader!"
"A storm is coming. The world is about to change. If you don’t hand over the final intelligence code, they won’t give up. They will pour pepper water in your mouth, but if you persist, Hero Diga’s wish will surely come true!”< br>
The demons are dancing wildly. But in the face of all this, the doctors and nurses didn't care too much. In a mental hospital, it would be weird if it could be quiet at night. They would naturally stop when they got tired.
They discussed with each other and left the special ward.
I don’t know how long it took, but the wails and screams in the room gradually became less frequent. By midnight, these screams turned into the sound of snoring.
Xiao Wu, who was on the restraint bed, also complained that he was tired, and just stared at the ceiling in a daze.
As time passes, the night disappears, and a flash of fish belly white appears on the distant horizon.
Xiao Wu stayed up all night, staring at the ceiling with his eyes wide open, motionless.
Looking at Xiao Wu who had calmed down, a little nurse with a high ponytail yawned and pushed open the door. She arrived with a medicine-filled breakfast and fed Xiao Wu.
"It's time to eat."
Seeing the attending doctor come in, Xiao Wu's eyes suddenly lit up. He lowered his voice and said furtively: "This chivalrous woman, it's not safe here. Let me tell you a secret quietly. I know where there are peerless martial arts. As long as you learn it, it won't be a problem to ride the wind and enter the universe."
"But now there is a problem. I want to shit. As long as you help me untie the restraints, let's do it. Let's go together."
Hearing this, the nurse immediately rolled his eyes, "Hold on, who wants your cultivation secrets? I heard that you made a big fuss in the dean's room yesterday? You're so brave."
"It's indeed a bit disrespectful." Xiao Wu rarely refuted.
The nurse was a little surprised and knocked him on the head: "Open your mouth and eat."
Without resistance, Xiao Wu opened his mouth and ate the meal, which was not rich but not unpalatable.
Waiting until obediently finished his meal, Xiao Wu spoke again: "If you really don't think about it, if you continue like this, the earth will be hopeless. Only I can save life on earth from the dark universe!"
Seeing this scene, the little nurse suddenly felt helpless: "Shut up from now on, talk less, and if there is no problem after observing for a day, I will release you."
Xiao Wu immediately shut up. Mouth, nod repeatedly.
The attending doctor leaves.
No words for a day.
Xiao Wu was lying on the hospital bed, eyes wide open, watching the sunlight shining in from the window, gradually sliding from the west to the middle, and then sliding to the east wall.
Not long after, he forgot about the elf who wanted to shut up, and was discussing something with an old brother next door who fantasized about living in World War II. The two of them were at odds with each other, but Xiao Wu kept mumbling. Judging from the appearance, most of them are just practicing cultivation, becoming gods and fighting monsters and so on
When the doctors in the monitoring room saw all this, they suddenly felt helpless.
It seems that more treatment is needed.
But the mood has indeed stabilized.
That night, Xiao Wu's attending doctor came again. After a conversation, he confirmed that Xiao Wu's mood had indeed stabilized, so he called in a nurse and opened his restraints.
“Hahahaha!”
“My Erlangshen escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain again!”
"Comrade! Come and save me. My position is about to fall. I'm running out of ammunition and food. The enemy will feed me poison again, but it's okay. I can hold on!!"
"Hold on! Fellow Taoist, you Okay, after I practice the immortality method, I will save you now! Look at my somersault cloud!"
Xiao Wu burst into tears, lying on the wall and yelled to the guy next door, and then fell on the ground. Rolling around, he pulled the sheets off the bed and yelled like a cloud.
Seeing this scene, his attending doctor gave a helpless smile.
"How's it going? Has Xiao Wu's condition improved?"
"Do you think the situation has improved? This month's bonus has been wasted again."
"Alas"
The night is dark.
The bustling mental hospital is once again caught in the chaos of dancing demons.
Countless mental patients were shouting and communicating with each other. From time to time, weird calls and screams were heard, and even the dogs patrolling outside the door shrank their necks.
"Stop making noise and go to sleep!"
The nurse's voice came from the loudspeaker, making the originally noisy mental hospital gradually quiet down.
After discussing the possibility of cultivating pig-raising techniques with an unknown brother for a long time, Xiao Wu drank a large glass of water, wiped the water droplets from his mouth happily, and then lay down on the bed.
The footsteps of the visiting nurse sounded outside the door.
Lying outside the door, he glanced at Xiao Wu, who was sleeping quietly on the bed. He nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to inspect the next room.
‘Da, da, da’
The visiting nurse walked farther and farther.
A ray of moonlight fell from the window, and the silvery white light illuminated the small room.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Wu, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly opened his eyes.
He did not stand up, but turned over and turned his back to the camera.
Covered by the quilt, he carefully took out something from his sleeve.
The moon is shining brightly.
Silver-white light shines on Xiao Wu’s hand. With the help of the bright moonlight, you can see that the thing in Xiao Wu’s hand is none other than a photo that was previously placed on the table of old man Cheng Yuanmo. !
And it’s a photo that Li Yunshan specially translated! !
"Three Pills Ancient Jue? Good book, good book!"
After wiping his saliva, Xiao Wu huddled in the quilt, leaving only a gap to look at the photo with bright eyes.
"This is the practice of wandering in the universe. After 30 million years, it finally fell into the hands of my hero Xiao Wu."
"Hey, such a precious thing, We can’t let the monsters outside take us away.”
“When I finish practicing this technique, I will immediately leave the land of trouble and return to the sun.”
Nonsense. As he said this, Xiao Wu, with piercing eyes, huddled in the quilt and started reading slowly.
However, when Xiao Wu actually picked up the photo and began to read it seriously, his whole temperament seemed to have undergone earth-shaking changes.
His waist gradually straightened, his expression gradually calmed down, his eyes that were originally filled with chaos and confusion gradually became sharper, and even his breathing began to become calmer.
“It is not necessary to listen with the ears, but to listen with the heart.”
“It is not necessary to listen with the heart, but to listen with the Qi.”
“Concentrate and then be able to Be quiet, and then you can be at peace. After you are at peace, you can think about it. After you think about it, you can gain something. ”
"Breathe and breathe, let go of the old and absorb the new, after the awe-inspiring, you should be righteous"
The calm chanting echoed under the white moonlight.
The hysterical boy, with bright eyes, was reading the ancient cultivation method in the narrow room, as if he had opened the door to a new world, he was fascinated and at ease.
When the world of hysteria merges with reality, where can the boy still see the slightest confusion?
The night is as dark as ink.
In the mental hospital in Sioux City, Xiao Wu slowly read the ancient cultivation methods. His eyes that should have been chaotic were like vast expanse of blue waves, extremely calm
But under the large pit in the dense forest of the distant Qilian Mountains, he practiced enough After more than ten days, the weasel, which had swallowed countless residual spiritual energy from heaven and earth, slowly ended its training.
It slowly opened its eyes.
At this moment, in the dark and silent underground river, two golden lights seemed to light up, quietly illuminating the entire cave.
(End of this chapter)
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