Chapter 104: Posture: Let me bully Brother Fengzi! (Three-in-one)
While Zhou Shuyi rushed to turn on the computer, Mozi was still interacting with Lin Feng.
Perhaps because he was tired of "driving", Mozi began to care about Lin Feng's skills again:
"Brother Fengzi, besides being good at playing games, do you have any other specialties?"< br>
After she said this, Lin Feng just killed Draven on the opposite side. With half of his health left, he thought for a while: "I am good at many things."
"Really!" Mozi said in a tone of disbelief, "Generally, people who are good at playing games feel like they are otakus. Tell me what else you can do."
"I'm good at word, excel, and ppt. , wind..."
"Fuck," Mozi exclaimed, interrupting Lin Feng, "Brother Fengzi, when did you learn these software?"
" I didn't learn..." Lin Feng answered truthfully.
“Then you said you are good at it?”
"You interrupted me," Lin Feng said silently, "I mean, I am good at installing and uninstalling these software, and I didn't say I knew how to use it..."
Mozi:? ? ?
"Is there such an operation??" She was stunned, "As expected of you, Brother Fengzi!"
Then Mozi said again, "Stop joking, tell me what you are really good at "
"I'm not kidding," Lin Feng replied truthfully, "In addition to these, I am also proficient in PE, PS, PB, DCF, PEG..."
"Stop, stop, stop!!" Mozi couldn't help but interrupt again, "I know you can install and uninstall these software, that's enough."
"No, I can not only install and uninstall, but I am also proficient in it. The pronunciation and spelling of these letters. "?"
Mo Zi was confused when he heard Lin Feng continue: "In addition, I am also familiar with Windows, Linux, and Mac. , Android, IOS, WP8 and other systems..."
"The spelling of "?" Mozi answered for Lin Feng first.
But he was rebutted: "No, it's a switch that is familiar with these systems."
"..."
Mozi was completely silent.
She rolled her eyes wildly: "You call this a specialty? Just don't have hands!!!"
She felt as if her IQ was being rubbed hard by Lin Feng.
Faced with Mozi's mania, Lin Feng smiled and was about to say it was a joke.
But at this moment, he saw the message from the ID "Fuer is not Zhou Shuyi" in the game -
"Brother Fengzi, hurry up and play, I want to play too! ”
The sudden news interrupted Lin Feng’s thoughts.
He thought for a while, pressed /r and added a space and replied: "Okay."
So, Lin Feng began to play the game seriously.
We can’t keep Zhou Shuyi waiting too long.
Under his careful operation, the opponent's AD Delevingne was stunned and soon gained a huge advantage in the bottom lane.
Of course, this requires Mozi’s praise.
"Brother Fengzi, you are so fierce. I like such a fierce man like you!"
While praising Lin Feng fiercely, Mozi didn’t forget to drive,
“Brother Fengzi, look at this thing you shot out, it’s so white and sticky that you can’t even walk on the opposite side of Deleving Road. "
This is her description of the hero Han Bing...
Thanks to Lin Feng's habit, he pushed perfunctorily at the same time.
Only eighteen minutes passed in the game when the opponent's crystal exploded.
Just after winning, Mozi's voice sounded again: "Brother Fengzi, you are so fast. In fact, you can slow down a little, let us experience enough pleasure before it is over!"
"..."
Everywhere wheels pass by.
But Lin Feng did not talk to her, but invited "Fuer is not Zhou Shuyi".
As soon as the invitation was sent out, Zhou Shuyi joined the team.
Seeing the ID, Mozi recognized it immediately. She was a little surprised: "Why is Sister Zhou here too..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhou Shuyi's retort appeared in the team's voice: "What, you You can come, but I can’t come! If I don’t come, Brother Fengzi will be led astray by you.”
“Hey, it looks like our Zhou Zhou is jealous~” Mozi started. yin and yang.
“Bah, what do I have to be jealous of!” Zhou Shuyi dismissed, “Brother Fengzi doesn’t like you!”
“You’ve been exposed, Zhou Zhou,” Mozi grabbed He said, "If you say this, it means you like Brother Fengzi."
Zhou Shuyi also realized that there was something wrong with what she just said, but she didn't think of defending herself. Instead, she wittily put out a smoke bomb: "If you like it, so be it, if you don't, so be it!"
"Then I will too. I like brother Fengzi, but what can I do..." Mozi pretended to sigh, "How about we share the same husband?"
"Why do you want to be the big one?" He blurted out, and immediately realized that something was wrong, "Mozi, you are such a pervert, who would want to be married to you? It's disgusting!"
But Mozi held on to the previous question: "Because I'm older than you , so I go big, this is reasonable, right?”
“We are obviously the same age!” Zhou Shuyi was led astray again.
"I'm not talking about age~"
After reacting to these words, Zhou Shuyi couldn't help but look down...
She had to admit that Mozi was indeed better than her...< br>
Wait, what are you thinking! ! !
Zhou Shuyi suddenly woke up: "Bah, Mozi, you old pervert, you almost led me astray, what kind of stuff are you putting in your head!"
"Pretending to be Brother Fengzi!"
"..."
In this fight, Zhou Shuyi was obviously at a disadvantage.
A huge defeat.
Although Zhou Shuyi usually broadcasts boldly and occasionally drives, her skills are obviously far behind compared to Mozi, an experienced driver.
Lin Feng was a little tired.
He also knew that Zhou Shuyi and Mozi knew each other. They had known each other as sisters before and had a good relationship.
Dai Xiaomei, Zhou Shuyi and Mozi often fight against each other and engage in pornography together...
But now, these two girls have him in the middle for no reason, I always feel a little innocent...
After thinking about it, Lin Feng made a decision. He pretended to shout into the air: "Coach, what did you say? We have to play a training match, okay, okay, I'll be here right away!" ”
After saying that, he added, "Shuyi Mozi, you two play first, I have to go to the training match, so I slipped away."
He immediately exited the room without waiting for the two to answer.
Then close the live broadcast.
One set of operations works smoothly!
He doesn’t want to continue to be affected by these two drama queens’ constant barrage!
If he continued, he couldn't imagine what outrageous things Mozi, an old driver, could say...
It would be better to sneak away first as a courtesy.
And his departure also paused the argument between Zhou Shuyi and Mozi for a moment.
It was just a moment.
A second later, Mozi scrambled for the right to speak: "Look, Zhou Zhou scared Brother Fengzi away when you came here. It seems that in Brother Fengzi's eyes, you are no different from a jackal, tiger or leopard. ”
Zhou Shuyi snorted: "Oh, I was obviously scared away by your vulgar and obscene words, and it's all on me. Mozi, please change your ways as soon as possible. Don't think about pornography all day long. Not only will it bring trouble to Brother Fengzi, but it will also bring trouble to you." There are so many innocent viewers in the live broadcast room, how can you tolerate it?”
“You still dare to accuse me, Zhou Zhou, do you dare to touch your conscience and say that you have never done anything pornographic?”
"Dare!"
"You..."
"..."
The two of them exchanged words with each other and started an ultimate debate...
Their exchanges made the audience in Mozi's live broadcast room extremely happy to watch, and the effect of the program was explosive.
As for Lin Feng, who had left the battlefield, life was not easy either.
As soon as he finished the broadcast, the voices of dissatisfaction from Emperor Kang and Xiye came from behind him.
Kangdi: "Brother Fengzi, what are you doing? You watched the live broadcast well, but you stopped the broadcast without saying a word?"
"That's right," Xiye agreed, "you ran away at the critical moment. How could you let us see Mozi and Sister Zhou arguing with each other!"
Faced with their complaints, Lin Feng was somewhat speechless.
I dare you that these two idiots have been watching my live broadcast...
He replied angrily: "You two don't go to compete for points, you just peek at my live broadcast, and you still have the nerve to criticize me. ? "
Emperor Kang smiled coquettishly: "Hey, if you didn't look, how would you know that Brother Fengzi is so affectionate? Mozi said personally that she was willing to be a husband to Sister Zhou. How did you conquer her? ”
Seeing Kandi's winking expression, Lin Feng had the urge to go up and give him a slap.
It seemed that even Xiye couldn't stand it anymore and retorted: "Kangdi, what you said is wrong. Mozi's statement about public servants was obviously a joke. Everyone can hear it..."
Lin Feng glanced at Xi Ye and was about to praise him for his online IQ and then use it to disparage Kandi, a second-rate man.
Unexpectedly, the second half of Xiye’s words made Lin Feng scream in his heart that it was outrageous——
“In my opinion, Mozi wanted to use a joke to suppress his competitor Zhou. Sister, so as to achieve the goal of exclusive use of Fengzi brother! ”
The corner of Lin Feng's mouth twitched wildly, this... is the shy and obedient otaku Xiye in the eyes of outsiders?
Before Lin Feng could curse, Xiye looked over again and asked with a cute expression, "Brother Fengzi, is my analysis more reasonable?"
" ..."
Okay, he was completely speechless.
Lin Feng was silenced by the two people's words, but Kang Di would not stop talking: "I don't think it is right, with Mozi's character..."
Seeing that Emperor Kang was about to continue this topic, Lin Feng said seriously: "Okay, you two, stop talking nonsense. I don't care, but a girl's reputation is very important. If you don't get their consent, don't make fun of them."
This serious statement made Kangdi aware of Lin Feng's attitude, so he had to say: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about them anymore."
After saying that, he smiled again and said, "Yes. Let’s not talk about Brother Fengzi, do you prefer Sister Zhou or Mozi? This is not making fun of them.”
Lin Feng:...
He was thinking about what’s going on in the head of Kang Di. Is there anything else besides this mess?
Just when Lin Feng wanted to ask this question, Hongmi's figure appeared.
Hongmi came out of the coach's office and coughed deliberately to attract the attention of the players: "Cough."
This method obviously worked well, even his brother-in-law Mystic and Zero, who were playing games, raised their eyebrows Started to look at him.
Hongmi then said: "The coach of the Snakes team just told me that they have a meeting in the evening, so they will advance the training match. After you finish this game, we will start the training match."
After speaking, he looked at Lin Feng again and spoke meaningfully, "Brother Fengzi, although our team does not restrict members from falling in love, I suggest that you put the overall situation first and don't let external things affect your future. ”
After saying that, Hongmi nodded and turned to enter the office.
His words made Lin Feng confused.
Falling in love? ? When did he fall in love? ?
Is there a mistake in some link?
Just when his mind was filled with questions, a wild laugh came from the side:
"Hahahaha..."
"Hahahahaha..."
Yes Kangdi and Xiye are two idiots.
Among them, Kandi was the most exaggerated, laughing and slapping his thigh: "Hahahahaha, Brother Fengzi, the coach must have watched your live broadcast too, hahahaha... You must put the overall situation first hahaha... …”
The laughter of the two attracted the attention of Mystic and Zero, who were playing games. Both of them looked confused, as if they didn't understand what was so funny about this.
Facing the despicable Emperor Kang, Lin Feng also lost interest in refuting him.
The more you refute him, the more trouble he will cause for you.
Just let him entertain himself, maybe he will stop for a while.
However, Lin Feng still underestimated him.
Seeing that Lin Feng didn't speak, Kangdi immediately came over: "Brother Fengzi, are you angry?"
"You're not really angry, are you!?"
"I'm just laughing at you. Well, the worst thing you can do is laugh at me..."
"Brother Fengzi, just say it! If you can't do it, I'll let you slap me."
"Can you spank me?"
"If it really doesn't work, you can hit other places, except for the face!"
"..."
Lin Feng can't stop Kang Di from chattering away.
I originally wanted to respond with silence and let Kangdi calm down, but now it seems that he may never calm down in this life...
Lin Feng had no choice but to say: "If you keep doing this, I will Tell the coach I’m going to play in the jungle!”
As soon as these words came out, Kandi's expression changed rapidly, and then his body froze: "Brother Fengzi has something to say, don't be impulsive, I will get out immediately!"
As he said that, he quickly returned to his seat, and suddenly Just be honest.
Finally found the weakness of this little bitch Kandi!
After Kandi was no longer annoying, Lin Feng opened the computer website, found Bizhan, and watched a TV series called "Under One Person" to kill time while waiting for the start of the training match.
According to Lin Feng’s understanding, Team Snake’s strength is not weak.
Snake's current top laner is Flandre, known as the Holy Gun Brother. He is not only strong, but also extremely stable.
The Snakes jungler is Sofm, who has gained a lot of fame recently and is known as Vietnam’s genius jungler.
These two alone are enough to make people take this team seriously.
However, if Lin Feng remembers correctly, his posture at this stage should also be with the Snake Team, serving as the Snake Team's mid laner.
With these three very strong players, Team Snake may not be much weaker than WE.
But no matter how powerful the opponent was, Lin Feng was not afraid, but instead felt a little bit ready to make a move.
He wanted to see what the effect would be if he faced off against Brother Holy Spear with a sword girl with seven-star proficiency!
…………
At the same time.
There was a lot of noise in the training room at Team Snake’s base.
At first glance, it sounds like the Snakes are talking to each other.
The loudest voice among them is undoubtedly the posture: "Brothers, we will focus on the top lane for the training match with WE later! The coach said that WE will let Fengzi brother play the top lane, and then Fengzi will Brother!”
Hearing the gesture, Brother Shengqian quickly refused: “You don’t have to go up the road to catch him. I’ll just hit him casually. Although he is very strong, he mainly plays midfield and wants to go up the road with me. In the laning, it's obviously a bit inferior."
Although Brother Shengqiang's words sounded a bit pretentious, no one refuted it. His strength was obvious to all.
What's more, the top position requires a lot of player experience.
Let a top-ranked jungler play top lane, and he might not be able to beat a master-level professional top laner.
This is the gap in experience on the road.
Even the most sarcastic person nodded in agreement with Brother Shengqiang’s words: “Yes, he shouldn’t be your opponent on the road, but I go on the road from time to time, so it shouldn’t be a problem to stack a murder book with him, right? "
"That's no problem," Brother Shengqiang said with a smile, "Brother Fengzi is usually very arrogant during live broadcasts, so it would be good for us to teach him a lesson."
As he said this, Snake said. Coach Chris walked into the training room and interrupted their conversation: "Guys, get ready, training is about to start."
"Let's all fight hard later, but don't lose a round when you come up and embarrass us."
Everyone nodded repeatedly, and their posture became even more arrogant: "Don't worry, coach, let me beat Xiye to death!"< br>
Brother Shengqian also followed suit: "Then I will beat up Brother Minezi!"
Chris looked helpless: "Don't say it too early, otherwise you will be embarrassed when you get slapped in the face. ."
The posture chuckled: "I have never been the only one to hit others in the face..."
Amidst talking and laughing, the training room also started.
……
WE base training room.
Lin Feng and four other team members were also in place, and Xiye created a custom game and pulled everyone from the two teams into the room.
Everyone didn’t waste much time, and immediately entered the BP stage as soon as everyone gathered.
If it is a game, the BP session is a game between the coaches of both sides.
But this is a training match. Redmi has no idea of participating in BP and said: "You can BP as you like. We will play three games today."
The training match is mainly to run the team. There is a tacit understanding among the members, so you don’t have to worry too much about BP.
And each team has its own tactics and trump cards. No coach would be so stupid as to throw out the best of his team in the training room.
So, after everyone randomly banned a few heroes that were popular in the version, they started to choose heroes.
It was Lin Feng's turn on the third floor to choose a hero, and he decisively found Dao Mei.
But when he was about to lock the sword girl, Hongmi's voice came from behind: "Brother Fengzi, wait."
"What's wrong, coach?"
"You How about...playing a game with a tank hero first?"
"But I'm not very good at playing tanks," Lin Feng answered truthfully.
Among all the top lane heroes, he is the only one with seven-star proficiency like Dao Mei!
Now let him play with a tank, will it not crack?
But Hongmi obviously didn't listen to what he said, and just said: "It's okay, it's just the training room. You play a game of Big Tree first and let me see, and then play Sword Girl in the next game."
Big tree?
He took a sneak peek, one star proficiency!
He also couldn’t understand why Hongmi had to let him play with the big tree...
This is not EDG...
Lin Feng still wanted to fight for it, but he didn’t expect his brother-in-law to speak. Speaking in Chinese with a mouthful of pickle flavor: "Brother Fengzi, you can play whatever you want, I am Lai Kairui!"
My brother-in-law chose his best EZ in this round...
He is indeed brave. Say this.
Lin Feng had no choice but to nod: "Okay, then I'll play with the big tree."
The big tree is the twisted tree spirit - Maokai!
Soon, the game enters.
Soon, the game is over.
The moment the WE base exploded, everyone in Hongmi was stunned.
Lin Feng made an indelible contribution to WE's failure in this game.
Have a big tree in hand, start shopping in ten minutes, and play group games with various reckless types!
Forget it, Lin Feng is a reckless man who starts a team. The key is that he is a piece of meat, but he actually runs to cut into the opponent's back row, and then gives it to him for nothing...
After the game, Lin Feng is either shopping or shopping. On the way...
Looking at Dashu’s final 0-6-1 record, Hongmi’s face turned dark: “Brother Fengzi, you are playing with a snake! Is there anyone who plays with Dashu like you? It’s the front row. Your R is for reducing damage to your teammates, not for you to use to kill the policewoman and Syndra on the other side!”
Compared with the criticism of Hongmi, Xiye and 957 are not like that.
Xi Ye felt that the world had become darker.
In this game, he had obviously gone to the road to help Lin Feng several times, but Lin Feng’s big tree was still crazily suppressed by the crocodile of Brother Holy Gun on the opposite side. After ten minutes, he started shopping...< br>
This made Xiye think of a person - Brother Ba!
He even felt that Lin Feng, a big tree, was not as strong as Brother Ba...
How could such a performance threaten 957's starting top lane position? !
Xi Ye thought that she had bought the pork chop rice in vain...
But 957 who was watching the battle was different. Seeing Lin Feng's crotch-stretching performance, he immediately relaxed. tone.
He felt that he had overestimated Lin Feng before!
Judging from Lin Feng's performance in this game, he doesn't have to worry about his starting top laner being robbed.
Thinking about it, 957 happily opened the dance area of Bizhan to watch Miss Erji Yuan dance.
…………
The SS Snake Team has a different atmosphere than WE.
At this time, a group of people in the Snake Team were smiling happily, and one of them had a stern attitude: "It's too easy, winning is too easy."
Brother Holy Spear nodded: "I think so, too. The opponent’s top laner, Fengzi, was at a master level at best, which made me feel bored in the top lane and there was no pressure at all.”
Hearing this, his eyes lit up: "Let's change positions later and let me play on the top lane! I also want to bully the number one in the Korean server, hehe!!"
"This is not good... "Brother Holy Spear looked at coach Chris.
Chris keenly felt what Brother Shengqiang meant, and said: "It depends on what I am doing. You can change it if you want. I have no objection."
"Did you hear that?" gesture With an excited look on his face, "You can hit it later and let me feel great too!"
"Okay..." Brother Holy Spear reluctantly agreed.
He really didn't want to change positions with the posture. After all, Xiye in the middle of the opposite lane was not weak, and the pressure on Xiye in the line was definitely not small.
Looking back on the road, the game just now proved that it was really fun to beat Fengzi brother, and he was pressed the whole time!
Forget it, let's just let the posture play a round with Fengzi brother for fun.
The two reached an agreement, and both teams entered the BP stage again.
However, what surprised the gesture was that the second floor of WE actually chose a knife girl first.
Seeing that WE confirmed the sword girl, he looked excited: "Brother Fengzi wants to play sword girl, help me grab Jace, I want to have a good time in this game!!"
"Dare to grab it first" Dao girl, you are really not afraid of death!"
Zi Li licked his tongue, his expression became more and more excited.
He can already imagine the scene where the knife girl is pressed by him, and the knife does not dare to touch her!
Zi Zi knows that his top lane level is definitely far behind that of Brother Holy Spear, but...
In the above game, Lin Feng's outrageous performance with the big tree, his attitude was confident that he could beat Lin Feng, and besides, he is still the hero Counter, so if he doesn't hang up the sword girl, he will be sorry for himself!
I don’t know if Brother Fengzi will be beaten to tears by me later...
"Hey hey hey hey..." the posture thought, and unconsciously let out a sinister smile, "I'm sorry. , Brother Fengzi! "
Today is only 6,000 words, and tomorrow’s update will be at least 15,000. I’ll eat shit if I can’t!
Thanks to the "Flying Big Monster" boss for the 5,000-coin reward!
(End of this chapter)