Chapter 158: You don’t even dare to dodge the Q skill 100% in your dreams?
The other side.
After Chen Feng took a shower, he also started surfing while lying on the bed.
I opened the post bar skillfully and found the score post for today’s competition in Kangba. I tasted it with relish.
Actually, he can make a rough guess without reading, and the comments are basically scolding.
Sure enough, after clicking in, 369, Casa, Ah Shui, and Left Hand were all blasted. Only the Prophet was fine. Because he did not play, he was not included in the score sheet at all.
Some people commented that 369 did not dare to challenge the world's number one top player, and only knew how to hide under the tower or call out to teammates.
Some people say that Casa is impersonal and targets Uzi crazily without any nostalgia for the past.
Ah Shui's evaluation is still the same, just a few badass AD, let alone the bomber who relied solely on his teammates in the first game.
What about your super god Kai'Sa who lost zero lives in the second game?
But the MVP at the end of that game was not your Kai'Sa. Doesn't this explain something?
As for Chen Feng’s comments, not many of them seriously evaluated them. They either made fun of them or just scolded them directly. There were even some people who seemed to be very reasonable in their comments, but they couldn’t cover up the odor emanating from them at all. Godzilla flavor.
Of course, these are all within Chen Feng's expectations. Those opponents that God cannot defeat will be defeated by God's servants.
After reading Tao Bo’s comments, Chen Feng looked at a few people on IG.
The first thing that catches the eye is the outstanding scientific researchers, with a photo of a big horse face.
[Jiang Chenglu]
[10 points. After making great contributions to the i series, Dr. Jiang has provided indelible achievements in the O series. ]
[3 points, Qinggangying really had no choice in the second game, the bottom lane was too weak. 】
【0 points! Why not mention the first game? Zombies selectively ignore it, right? 】
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The second one was King Ning.
[0 points, Chunchun Jiyu Songjiang’s loyal dog, I suggest you let him tie you with a dog leash next time you play a game, so that the two of you can be properly bound together! 】
【0 points, is it useful to surround the top lane? Why did I almost win the first game? Didn’t I have a good idea of the match? 】
【0 points, tell me, did you and the others discuss taking a deliberately disgusting shower? 】
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Next is Peng Lixun's evaluation. Many people said that although he was not an excellent jungler, they praised him as at least a filial son who used practical actions to protect his parents from divine punishment.
It can be said that among the people on IG, except for Song Yijin, who has a relatively high reputation, everyone else is about the same.
Of course, this is mainly because Song Yijin’s fans don’t do much evil. Apart from always trying their best, they don’t have any other rhythm.
Baolan and Wink, their family tree is almost going to be scolded by Godzilla.
How can such a good support player win the S championship? How unfair this world is!
Moreover, this Caibi auxiliary proves one point very straightforwardly.
That is, there is also an element of luck in League of Legends games. Baolan and Ah Shui are living examples!
On the other hand, Uzi was a little less lucky.
Chen Feng has seen too much of these rhetorics, and he is too lazy to complain about such idiotic remarks.
I quickly found the rating floor about Uzi, and the photos that came up made Chen Feng laugh out loud.
Because what comes into view is a relatively cartoon picture. At first glance, you can recognize it as the mechanical public enemy Rambo mecha.
But now the person sitting on it is not Rambo, but Uzi!
[Uzi]
[10 points. Let me explain first. I give full marks to this picture. It is so well drawn that it makes Xiaobao look a little cute! 】
【0 points, the crownless shock wave has been verified again! ! ! 】
[10 points, are all the people who come over to scold you water ghosts? It’s useless no matter how dark you are. The peak welcomes hypocritical support, and the dusk witnesses the true believer. In my heart, he is the world’s number one Edici! 】
【0 points, no crown is inferior to S crown, thank God for proving it with practical actions! 】
[10 points, my god is great. Needless to say, he knows that some people have always looked down on the Ice King's champion, so he used practical actions to prove the gold content of the opponent's champion! 】
【100 points! ! ! You can say that he didn’t win the S Championship, but you can’t deny his contribution to the LPL and the impact he had on the next generation of e-sports.
On the road to success, there must be sacrifices. Uzi is willing to sacrifice himself. What qualifications do you have to complain?
Finally...deduct 1 to get hellfire! ! ! 】
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Chen Feng finished reading it seriously. When he saw the last sentence of deducting 1 and sending hellfire, he almost wanted to curse.
What a fool, are you just trying to show me what you are doing?
"What makes a madman so happy?" After washing up and wiping his wet hair with a towel, Ah Shui couldn't help but ask.
"Just visiting a post bar." Chen Feng said casually.
"By the way, just now Luo Xin told me to ask you to agree to her WeChat friend application."
"Huh?" Chen Feng was slightly stunned after hearing this, and quickly logged in to WeChat to read it. One glance.
After discovering that someone had indeed added him as a friend, he himself was quite puzzled.
“How does she know what my WeChat ID is?”
"I gave it to you."
Chen Feng: "..."
Yes, this is indeed a day and night defense, it is difficult to guard against house thieves! ! !
"You just added a WeChat account, why do you act like someone is going to eat you." Ah Shui was a little confused.
"You can't say that." Chen Feng smacked his mouth twice, "The main reason is that you know, this girl is too old, and I really have no interest at all.
If this old Bangcai has the taste of a mature woman, then forget it.
But she is so old, and she still acts cute all day long, which is not my cup of tea at all. ”
“Tsk, tsk! Ah Shui grinned, "Then what do you like?" "
"I like..."
Not to mention, Chen Feng was really stunned by Ah Shui's casual question.
He glanced at Ah Shui, and in his mind he automatically made up a series of outfits such as a small skirt.
Aware of Chen Feng's somewhat wanton look, Ah Shui quickly climbed onto the bed and pulled a blanket over himself.
"Sleep!!!"
As he said that, he turned off the lights in the room and did not dare to sleep with his back to Chen Feng.
No, it seems that it is also dangerous if you face the other person!
"Go to sleep." Chen Feng said good morning and turned over to sleep.
Can be for some people.
This night.
It is destined not to be too ordinary!
When night falls, there is the mighty grace of God, but also the choking of the evil god!
After being baptized by the evil god, when all the annoyance was wiped out from the body.
Uzi returns to the land of fairyland! ! !
He glanced at the evil god below, and instantly felt his confidence returning.
A temporary failure does not mean anything, the one who laughs to the end is the real winner!
Just let you dance for a while longer, no one can be a victorious general!
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The next day. After Chen Feng got up, he glanced at the time and planned to call Ah Shui to have breakfast with him.
Professional players have very irregular schedules and rests, which can easily affect their health. Of course, e-sports is all about youth, so you won’t feel anything wrong for a short period of time.
But as an assistant, I naturally have to keep an eye on him.
Looking at Ah Shui who was sleeping like a pig, Chen Feng spent a lot of effort to wake him up.
"What are you doing so early in the morning?" The sleepy Ah Shui rubbed his eyes while blaming Chen Feng, "I was having a dream just now, and you interrupted me! "
"What a sweet dream?" Chen Feng showed a look that all men understand.
“I dreamed that I was playing against the opponent’s support Morgana, and I hid nine times out of ten!”
Chen Feng: “…”
He suddenly didn't know what to say.
However, what made him even more speechless was what happened later, that is, after finishing speaking, Ah Shui actually showed off with a proud look on his face, "How about it, buddy, you are awesome!"
"Awesome. You idiot, you don’t even dare to dream about not receiving Q skills 100% of the time.
I don’t know what you have to brag about.”
Chen Feng. The words were directly silenced by Ah Shui.
It seems...
This seems to make sense!
In this fucking dream, I have the final say, I am the absolute big brother, but even so, I can't 100% dodge the Q skill.
Damn it, the designer is so stupid! ! !
“Don’t talk about this, let’s eat and eat!”
After Ah Shui got up from the bed and finished washing, they ran to the cafeteria to have a simple breakfast.
Since there was still some time before the next game, after returning to the training room after breakfast, Chen Feng began to conduct emergency special training for Ah Shui.
Ah Shui definitely disagreed, because he felt that the other party seemed to treat him as a laboratory rat.
Ah Shui can feel this clearly.
After the lunatic gave himself a so-called emergency training, his hooks on the field became more and more accurate.
Damn it, you need me to feel confident and confident, right?
"I said, Wen Bo, can't you do it? If you can't do it, just say it directly, I won't dislike you."
Hearing Chen Feng's words, Ah Shui felt in his heart Depressed is depressing, but you definitely cannot be convinced.
“I can’t fart?”
The most taboo word for men is the word “no”, so Ah Shui, who originally planned to find a reason to refuse, immediately agreed.
"Come on, who's afraid of whom!?
But we have to agree, the loser will be treated to lunch today!"
"It's just a treat, isn't that a small thing? I have to give it to you today!" You have to teach me a lesson!" Chen Feng is very rich now, so he certainly has the confidence to speak.
Seeing that there was excitement to watch, Casa and the others put aside what they were doing and joined in one after another.
"Then let me place a bet and have two Kendekun meals!"
"I'll add two hot pot meals!" 369 also joined in.
"It seems that I have to prove myself today." Ah Shui pretended to sigh, showing that I don't want to take action because you are forcing me.
I have nothing to do anyway, so Ah Shui also started the live broadcast, so as not to have to make up for it when it piles up at the end of the month.
Not long after the live broadcast room opened, many people rushed in quickly.
"What's going on? How can Brother Shui Zi be so diligent today!"
"Damn, why is Crazy÷ here too!"
"I remember when I saw him in Ah Shui's live broadcast room, he was still standing behind like a minion, but I didn't expect that he would now become a void god. Oh, I’m so happy to be a father!”
“Looking back, only half a year has passed since my crazy brother’s military career.”
“What did I say, crazy? If you dare to be so arrogant, you must have the support of Brother Shui Zi, otherwise it would be unreasonable."
"Haha, the two of you, the bastard AD and Sima's assistant, are a perfect match."
"Hey, Godzilla started working so early?"
......
After Ah Shui created the custom room, Chen Feng also returned to his seat and quickly login game.
"Madman, tell me, what kind of hero do you want to play? Do you want me to kill you? To be honest, I don't like bullying you."
"What do you mean?" Ah Shui A series of words made Chen Feng’s head buzz a bit,
Isn't it the emergency training that was promised?
"What else can you mean? Let's fight each other. Don't you want to teach me a lesson?"
"You and me?"
" That's a must! I have to show you how powerful I am today!"
A Shui was also scared by Chen Feng Thresh's emergency training before, and the hook just started after a while! It's like autopilot.
Now that the live broadcast is on and I have to eat lunch, I can't be embarrassed.
"Didn't we agree that I would play hook and you would move to hide? Why did you suddenly change your mind again!" Chen Feng deliberately used a tone that sounded like you were actually playing tricks on me.
Ah Shui chuckled, "A soldier never tires of deceit. You just said special training, but you didn't say anything about special training.
Single combat is also a type of special training.
Stop talking nonsense, madman, just tell me whether you dare. If you are afraid, then honestly treat me to a meal at noon today.”
"Then what if I say I'm not afraid?"
"Then we two brothers will have to work under our control. Don't say that I bully you then." Ah Shui is still very confident in himself. For those who play AD, wouldn’t it be easy to be a support player?
Seeing that something seemed to be wrong, Casa, 369, and the three left-hand players who had just been clamoring to beat Chen Feng to win quickly began to defect.
"Madman, you know that I am very optimistic about you, and I believe that you can teach Ah Shui a lesson!"
Hearing Kasa's words, Chen Feng glanced at him, " So..."
"So I've beaten Ah Shui with two KFC meals!"
The corner of Chen Feng's mouth twitched twice, and then turned his gaze to 369, "Brother 69, what about you?"
"Actually, To be honest, crazy, I believe in you, but I like challenges!"
"Get out of here!"
"I..." The left hand was just about to speak, but was scolded by Chen Feng, "What are you, you can't speak Mandarin well, why don't you just go aside."
After saying that, he looked at the prophet standing next to him, "Brother Liang, it's good to have you!"
The prophet smiled and said, "Don't worry, madman, I will definitely support you. I will add two barbecues directly!”
After all, this is my second biological father!
If there is no opponent, any championship skin or one million rewarded by the club can only exist in dreams.
Between ex-boyfriend AD and current old father, the prophet decisively chose the latter!
"In that case, let's start?"
Ah Shui couldn't wait any longer.
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(End of this chapter)