Chapter 187 Large-scale TV Series: Where’s Uzi Season 2! (Please vote!)
“Warning, warning!!!”
“I bought this bottle!”
“Godzilla, don’t rush to scold me, half time Drinking milk is the most classic scene left by God on the field, how dare you deny it?”
“Crazy, he really makes me cry to death, he really works too hard, and he is so serious about everything! ”
"The reason why God has been losing since his comeback is because he didn't drink milk at halftime like Crazy÷, so Godzilla quickly bought it and gave it to Uzi to help him enter the World Championship!"
"Small, The situation is small, and gods are real people, so how can they use a baby bottle? "
"If Wubai shower gel brings you one step closer to god, then this baby bottle will completely make you a god! ”
“I’d like to ask, can you give me the Evil God to play with?”
“Brother, you are really hungry!”
...
Looking at the barrages floating in the live broadcast room, the temperature in Uzi's heart was rising rapidly.
Why did you get this guy?
This man is truly a beast!
Not only did he find Chen Feng disgusting, he even disliked Godzilla in the live broadcast room who had previously fought for him in all directions and defeated countless professional players.
Waste, all waste! ! !
You can actually make him jump like this. Where did you charge?
Uzi took a deep breath and exited the live broadcast room. Even before exiting, he heard the extremely harsh and disgusting sound.
"Drinking milk at halftime is God's exclusive skill. Do you want to have it? Then this milk bottle can make it happen for you!"
Then he picked up the air conditioner remote control next to him. He turned the temperature to the lowest setting, hoping to suppress the volcano-like temperature in his heart, but even though the cold wind blew on him, it still couldn't calm the heat in his heart.
As many people joke, Chen Feng is like a jumping egg, he can easily make Uzi want to stop.
After running to the bathroom and washing his face, Uzi made up his mind.
He decided that in the summer split, he must play with a team that knows how to protect the bottom lane, and then take revenge.
No matter how much you say, it’s nonsense. Revenge on the field is the most important thing.
After your revenge is successful, let’s see how you, the beast, can still behave!
Thinking of this, Uzi pulled up the call records and made a call.
……
The other side.
Chen Feng had no idea that Uzi had just run into the live broadcast room, otherwise he would have decided to give him a bottle of shower gel and a baby bottle. After all, he should still be able to have this privilege.
If that doesn’t work, I can just pay for it out of my own pocket!
"Brothers, there are only a thousand orders left in stock, so hurry up!
Do you want to experience the joy of the Void God?
Then, you can't miss this bottle."
Looking at Chen Feng, who was in a mood and even enjoying it, Shen Linxue's head was still down.
I have never seen this way of carrying goods, and I have never seen anyone scolding and buying at the same time!
She felt as if she had encountered a career crisis. She had been a product anchor for a few months, but now there was a layperson assigned to her, who could do a better job than herself.
Doesn’t this mean that I am not naturally suitable for this bowl of rice?
Shen Linxue was a little depressed.
These daily necessities are originally pendants. They are not recommended at all. They are bought for those who click on the link to browse and see what is missing at home.
She glanced at the 100,000+ people in the upper right corner, and then looked at the sales of baby bottles in the background, which were rushing towards 20,000 sales, and she felt surprised and puzzled in her heart.
Forget about shower gel, it can be used all year round, so it’s understandable that many people buy it.
But what the hell is this bottle?
Isn’t this a kid’s thing?
Could it be that there are a bunch of giant babies in the live broadcast room?
……
Looking at the sales volume backstage, Chen Feng was also very happy.
Although the price is not high, my commission should not be much, but if I sell one piece, I will get a commission for myself.
Twenty or thirty thousand yuan for one night, or a few hours to be precise, is already a small amount of money.
After it became clear that the sales of Wubai shower gel and baby bottles were not growing as fast as at the beginning, Chen Feng also stopped, drinking milk from the baby bottle and watching the performance of the young lady.
Daily necessities only carry products, Taobo mainly promotes other things in this live broadcast, such as running shoes that cost hundreds of dollars.
Seeing Chen Feng starting to rest, Shen Linxue also took up the conversation, "Summer is here. If you feel that your shoes are stuffy and your feet are not sweating, you can check out the link number one of our live broadcast room..."
Shen Linxue is like Just like I brought my own goods before, I will tell you about the various benefits based on the current season.
However...
"You bad woman, get out of here and stop me from watching the madness and drinking milk!"
"I'm here just to buy something? I hope you can Don’t ask for trouble, get out of here!”
"If I want to buy it, can you give me a WeChat message?"
"Sister, the pants in the second link are good, can you try them on on the spot?"
Goth in the live broadcast room La, even more furiously unleashed divine punishment and launched a charge.
Don’t ask, just ask who made you stay with crazy people, and who would scold you if you didn’t?
Many Godzillas even directly searched for Shen Linxue’s personal Douyin account and sent it to the live broadcast room, starting a classic home visit session.
Shen Linxue had never seen such a battle before. When she was carrying goods before, the most the barrage would do was tease her, or ask her to slip on her shoes. It seemed like letting her try them on on the spot, but in fact it was to satisfy her little hobby. .
Ever since, Shen Linxue, who had never encountered such a situation before, her eyes turned red and her little pearls began to fall.
When Chen Feng on the side saw this scene, he immediately stopped drinking milk.
“Damn it, why did you get out of the water?
Oh, there’s nothing to cry about, it’s just getting scolded.”
After casually comforting him, Chen Feng also said seriously to the people in the live broadcast room, "It's true that you are such a beautiful young lady, and you even made her wet.
I found that you seem to be better than I'm even more of a beast!"
...
A black line dripped from Guo Hao's head. He could imagine that Chen Feng would be very popular if he helped him carry the goods. of.
In fact, this is indeed the case. In less than an hour, there were hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room!
But he seems to have forgotten the important point, that is, the traffic flow on Chen Feng is not good, and there are few others who have the same ability to withstand pressure as him.
Looking at Chen Feng’s comfort after , Shen Linxue, who was just crying at first, but now cried loudly, Guo Hao was thinking about who to save, when suddenly a big head came into his eyes.
This made Guo Hao's eyes light up instantly, how could he forget this kid!
"Wenbo, come here!"
"What's wrong, Brother Hao?" Ah Shui, who was passing by, leaned forward.
"Go up and save the day." Guo Hao pointed at Shen Linxue, who was crying pitifully and could no longer carry the goods. His meaning was quite obvious.
"Me? I can't do it..."
Ah Shui doesn't really want to go.
Because every time he stayed with Chen Feng, he was always scolded, which made him very depressed.
The man was scolded by a lunatic, and he also set the pace, but as a result, my brother still got scolded too!
Although I have a good attitude and am not afraid of being scolded, I feel so aggrieved by the scolding. This crazy guy is happy, but I am not happy at all! "If you clean up quickly, think of it as doing Brother Hao a favor."
Since Guo Hao has said so, Ah Shui will definitely not refuse.
"Then let me clean it up."
"No need to clean it up, what a grown man to clean up."
At Guo Hao's urging, Shen Linxue, who was crying loudly, stood up and moved away, and then Ah Shui broke into the camera.
"What am I talking about? I heard the Ice King's laughter just now. Now I see that he is indeed the mastermind behind the scenes!"
"My subordinate had a live broadcast accident. The person behind the scenes finally stepped forward, right?"
"Where is Godzilla? Isn't this a direct blow to Ah Shui?"
"Sister Water Ghost's fighting power lies in Godzilla's Not worth mentioning in front of me.”
...
Looking at Ah Shui, who was arranged by Guo Hao to come with him to carry the goods, Chen Feng also grinned.
He put down the milk bottle in his hand and clicked on the mobile phone in front of him, "Let's play some lively music for everyone."
Under his operation, a dynamic music Soon it started ringing.
“Bang Bang Bang Bang...”
Ah Shui, who had just sat down, had not even had time to adjust his sitting posture. Listening to this music, he was already shaking his big head in accordance with the rhythm.
With the music, Chen Feng took another look at the list of goods. He automatically ignored the items that cost hundreds or even thousands, and put the main items on the cheap items.
Because he knows very well what the people in the live broadcast room are here for. You can have fun asking them to pay thirty or forty yuan, but things that cost hundreds or thousands of dollars obviously won’t sell well. of.
After looking at it for a long time, he set his sights on a shampoo, which was the same as the shower gel just now. The red packaging was very festive.
“I just introduced you to a shower gel, and now I’m going to introduce you to a shampoo.
Since you take a shower, you must wash your hair. ”
While speaking, Chen Feng reached out to signal Shen Linxue, whose mood had stabilized, and asked her to bring him a basin of water.
Shen Linxue didn’t think much about it, and under Guo Hao’s guidance He quickly brought a basin of water over.
After everything was ready, Chen Feng said seriously, "I know there are some things that are useless just talking about. Is this shampoo any good?" Well, you won’t know until you use it. "
While saying this, he turned to look at Ah Shui beside him.
At this time, Ah Shui was immersed in the rhythm of "Bang Bang Di La" music. When he noticed Chen Feng's eyes looking at him, he suddenly panicked.
"Madman, what do you want to do?"
"Brothers, you can see for yourselves whether it works or not!" Chen Feng gave Ah Shui a look, which clearly meant that he wanted to take him As a test subject.
"No, what the hell..."
As soon as Ah Shui finished speaking, he was interrupted by Chen Feng, "Hurry up, stop inking, it's all for work.< br>
And this is my first time giving someone a bath, ah, no, it’s my first time washing someone’s hair, okay!
I gave it to you for the first time, and I didn’t say anything. Are you still aggrieved? ”
Looking at Chen Feng’s seriousness, he had lost a lot and was making a lot of money, Ah Shui had no choice but to lower his head and started to cooperate.
Of course Chen Feng You're not welcome. After Ah Shui wetted his hair, he squeezed out a little shampoo and started rubbing it with both hands.
"Holy shit, madman, please be gentle!" ”
"I haven't exerted any force yet, but I have something to say, Wenbo, you have a lot of hair?"
Looking at the two people who were not serious about carrying goods, Shen Linxue, who just cried and dropped her little pearls, also He laughed out loud.
After cleaning Ah Shui, Chen Feng picked up a towel and wiped his hair while introducing the towel in his hand, so as not to miss any opportunity to sell goods.
"Whether you are taking a shower or washing your hair, everyone must use a bath towel. This bath towel in my hand..."
Listening to Chen Feng talking about the train, he was enjoying what the other party gave him. Ah Shui, who was wiping his hair, couldn't help laughing.
"Smile like a hammer, how do you feel?"
"It feels okay."
"Did you see that Ah Shui said it was okay, so why are you still standing there?
>
Sister Water Ghost, hurry up! ”
Although Sister Water Ghost is not as brave as Godzilla, she is still pretty good at shopping. A lot of them were sold within a short period of time.
This made Guo Hao on the side dumbfounded. What should be sold was not sold, but the unimportant ones were sold out. What the hell is going on?
The delivery of goods ended quickly. Although it did not meet expectations, this was also expected.
"Brother Hao, how much commission can I get this time?"
As soon as it was over, Chen Feng quickly asked the other party.
"It should be quite a lot." Guo Hao was not sure, because he sold a lot of shampoo, shower gel and even bath towels.
"That's fine!" Chen Feng didn't continue to ask. Anyway, it would be fine to make some money. He believed that Guo Hao would not cheat him.
After talking to Guo Hao, Chen Feng called Ah Shui again, and the two sent Shen Linxue and her entourage out of the base, and warmly invited the other party to cooperate next time.
After everything was settled, Chen Feng greeted Ah Shui and returned to their small nest.
Looking at himself lying on the bed, Ah Shui still put the pole-like pestle there, Chen Feng said jokingly, "What's the matter, are you addicted to washing your hair? You still have it?" Do you want me to wash it for you?”
“It’s not impossible.”
"Get out!!!"
After a few quarrels, the two went to sleep.
……
Soon.
The money Chen Feng brought for the goods was credited to his account, and that day he took the others out and gave them a good beating.
But after all the fun, we still have to prepare well for the next summer split.
In the days when the summer split is about to begin, in addition to ranking and fishing, Chen Feng naturally also plays training matches with other teams.
Of course, the most talked-about question is where Uzi is.
Because many people learned from the live broadcast after Uzi left IG at the end of the Spring Split that he was preparing to join a new team and continue to aim for the championship.
Although this sounds a bit outrageous, if all this happens to Uzi, it seems to become very logical.
After all, the world's No. 1 Edici has to find some teammates who are worthy of him, right?
But the IG champion is not worthy of playing in the middle or jungle, so where should I go?
……
(End of this chapter)