Chapter 333 333. Well Water Melon
[Good guy, this melon looks really good at first glance, and it only sells for 20 a pound! 】
【Tears of heartache flowed from my mouth...】
【Wait! Is there something wrong with me, or are you too rich? Is 20 a pound of watermelon cheap? 】
[The most expensive melon in our boutique fruit shop is only 11 yuan 8 per pound]
[You also said that the fruit in the boutique is close to 12 yuan]
[The food at the anchor's home is so delicious and only 8 yuan more expensive. I actually felt a little touched. 】
【To tell you the truth, I was also a little moved. I must have been influenced by the host's CPU. 】
The live broadcast room was completely forgotten.
Everyone was wandering around in the melon field like a hawk, and the seventh cousin, as an expert in picking melons, was walking back and forth in the melon field full of melons with his hands behind his back, exclaiming from time to time:
"This melon is ripe!"
"This melon is so round!"
"Look at this, how green the color is!"
The more we talked, the more everyone salivated. The flow was gurgling. Dawang and Dabai had tasted the smashed residue, and now they were huddled on the edge of the melon field, looking at Song Tan with longing eyes, which made their hearts melt.
Dabai's neck stretched so long that if it weren't for the dense growth of cowpea vines and loofah vines next to it, its neck would have stretched into the gap.
The king didn't have such a long neck to stretch out, but he made a small and pitiful humming sound from his throat. He raised his two front paws alternately and looked at Song Tan pitifully.
The originally fierce and domineering face of a dog is now relaxed and looks like a weak and helpless pug - who can resist this?
Song Tan simply walked to the edge of the melon field, touched one that was almost ripe, and then punched it with his fist!
Light and delicate, it is called a melon divided into two halves.
The difference is that half has 80% and half has only 20%.
20% for Dabai.
It made a "quacking" sound, flapped its wings and dived forward!
The other portion was placed in front of the eager king, who also let out an excited "woof" and then "click, click, click" without even raising his head.
Dabai opened his goose beak and made a chirping sound, but the more he ate, the more he felt something was wrong, because the piece of watermelon under the head of the dog next to him... seemed to be much bigger than his own!
It raised its head, looked at the king with beady eyes, and then at Song Tan——
"Gah!"
Song Tan's face didn't change: "Don't worry, although you are a little smaller, you are also small, right?"
"Besides, you are not Are you a picky eater? There will be melon rind for you to eat later. After the king has eaten the flesh, the melon rind will be very refreshing. You can eat it slowly. ”
Babai is a little unhappy.
Between melon pulp and melon rind, everyone knows which one is more delicious.
Besides, who said the king is big? In its eyes, the king is only a little bit big.
However, after all, it was the companion who lived with it. Dabai looked at it unwillingly and finally acquiesced.
But the king on the side quietly lowered his erect ears and continued to eat, the more he ate, the more cautious he became, and the more he ate, the more he didn't even raise his head.
Song Tan glanced twice and felt that something was not quite right. When I lowered my head and took a look, I couldn’t help but feel happy——
"Your Majesty, why are you so greedy? You don't leave any rind for Dabai!"
But no, you are very particular about eating cleanly and thoroughly. Eat the red flesh first, then the white edge, and finally the thin layer of emerald green skin. It’s a shame it can be chewed so translucent and clean!
That’s it, you have to open your mouth and bite it all into pieces and swallow it. Just for not wasting your efforts, this is still... worthy of praise?
Everyone in the live broadcast room is already watching.
【What else can I say? Humans are not as good as dogs, not even geese. 】
[Oh, what is this! Anchor, what I can eat is cleaner than what your dog eats]
[If you don’t believe me, you can send one over and I’ll eat it for you to see]
[Don’t be upset, the abacus beads are too. So what if it’s far away? It can't even break the anchor's heart. 】【Good guys, in order to eat Kougua, you don’t have any human dignity at all! I'm different, I can eat cleaner than that goose! 】
At this moment, Zhang Yanping was holding a carefully selected melon in his arms, passing by the mobile phone holder, and then he remembered, and then looked at the number of viewers——
Oops, almost 20,000!
【We are going to eat melon next, do you still want to watch? It’s not appropriate...we are eating and you are watching..."
He is a dark, strong man, looking shy and embarrassed. Fans only felt their eyes irritated and subconsciously turned their heads. .
However, at the next moment, he had to turn around and type the next line with his last remaining vision -
[Look!]
[I just want to watch it, I don’t have to spend money]
[I’m not doing it for the watermelon, but I just like watching mukbang]
[I’m different, I just Want to see if you have any new methods and techniques for eating melon? Let me say it first, I use my mouth]
Zhang Yanping: ...
I don’t quite understand your enthusiasm for surfing the Internet.
But he just smiled honestly: "That's not appropriate. You, Teacher Qiaoqiao, are holding melons and have no hands to broadcast live. Why don't we just go live -"
[Wait! When did he use his hands during the live broadcast - Hey, don't leave -]
The live broadcast room is closed.
Zhang Yanping simply picked up the stand and went down the mountain happily.
……
After braving the sun all the way back, everyone was feeling a little hot. Zhang Wang's family still refused to enter the yard, so they put the melons at the door and left.
Song Tan couldn't stop him, so in the end he had no choice but to give him a melon.
But Xin Jun wiped the sweat from his head:
"Do you want to put the melon in the refrigerator?"
"No," Song Youde said with a smile: "You guys Young people don’t know how to take care of themselves. How many months are they going to have to eat something cold? Let’s take a dip in the pool here and enjoy it later.”
At the same time, I was still thinking about my childhood: "If there was a well, and I hung the melons in the well, the taste... would be more refreshing than the refrigerator!"
"That's not easy!"
Song Tan pointed to the place where the bamboo forest went downhill in front of him:
"Isn't there an old well there?"
Although no one has drawn water for a long time, isn't it the right time now?
But the well mouth is too small, and the large basket cannot fit in it.
So she put several round melons in two baskets of suitable size, tied them with hemp ropes, carried them by herself, and rushed to the edge of the well as fast as flying.
Then submerge the entire basket into deep water and tie the rope to a nearby tree -
Just wait!
……
But... knowing that there are melons to eat, everyone just feels like their days are like years!
Fortunately, Song Youde has quickly arranged tasks for everyone to kill time:
"Qiao Qiao, go and ask our little Zhu branch secretary to come and eat watermelon."
"Tan Tan, pass the basket to me. Your cousin said he wants chili peppers to stir-fry watermelon rinds at noon. I’ll pick some green peppers and bring them back.”
The peppers they use to make sauce are too spicy and not suitable.
Song Tan was stunned: "You still need to stir-fry the watermelon rind? What about the other treasures, the pigs, chickens and ducks?"
It's time to have a good night, but there is still one chapter left to finish faster. Post it later!
(End of this chapter)