Chapter 335 335. Even worse than a dog chewing
What a shameful question this is!
Zhang Yanping was stunned—does he look like a provincial party committee member? Why is everyone asking civil servants!
Therefore, he asked with the same serious face: "Xiao Zhu, Party Secretary, if I take the civil service examination, can you guarantee that I will be assigned to our village?"
Who can guarantee this? ?
Xiao Zhu, the party secretary, immediately stopped talking.
Zhang Yanping started to tremble: "Look! You also know how difficult life is after leaving this village, right? I'm just letting go of my good life now and going to take the civil service exam. What do I want?"
“Are there many bad things that I can do if I want to eat somewhere else?”
Zhu Jun: ...Damn it!
What he said actually makes sense!
Looking at the watermelon in her hand, she always wished that her family would be blessed by her ancestors in her previous life... ah no, in this life, she must have been blessed by her ancestors!
So "Ah woo" bit off the crispy, sweet and refreshing melon flesh in his hand, and then briefly broached the topic. Actively greeting everyone: "Eat melon, eat melon!"
There was silence in the yard.
After a while, Xin Jun suddenly burst into laughter, and then one after another, everyone’s cheerful laughter echoed throughout the yard.
Song Tan took this opportunity and said: "Since I want to send melons, I will also send some to my uncle and aunt. Anyway, I have to go to the city today and solve it in one trip."
"However, please leave some for me for dinner. I can't get used to eating outside."
Qiaoqiao came over expectantly:
"Sister, will you take me with you today? I want to Carrying my Ultraman on his back, he hasn’t seen the sky outside yet.”
What is the sky outside? Aren’t they all under the same sky?
Song Tan was speechless, but also a little curious: "How do you carry it?"
Qiaoqiao became proud:
“My grandpa’s house has long johns from my childhood. I took off the rubber bands and tied them on Sero, so that I can carry them on my back.”
“M78 The power of Nebula will turn me into a strong man in the light. I can hold two melons!"
Song Tan sneered: "I can hold four!"
Qiao Qiao was anxious! : "I'll hold 6 of them!"
Song Tan: ...Pull them down, you hold 6 of them, I'm afraid you'll smash my melons!
It doesn’t matter whether it’s Tiga or Zero, as long as you don’t buy melons, you’re not a good Ultraman!
“Okay, okay, let’s go.”
Song Tan quickly changed the subject: “By the way, Mom, take out the electronic scale and I’ll put it in the car later.”
I haven’t sold anything for a long time. Even if I sell something, I don’t use a scale. I almost forgot about it.
"What to take?" Ulan now didn't show any stinginess at all: "We still need to weigh tea at night. You are going to the city anyway, can't you just buy one on the way? It's indispensable."
Okay.
Song Tan nodded, and then started to make plans -
Send 3 melons to my aunt's house, 6 melons to my uncle and grandma, and 3 melons to my aunt's house.
As for the uncle... I didn’t say it in front of the old man just now, I have to give it as a gift, so give me one!
By the way, I also need to prepare myself mentally for the uncle - grandpa is going to renovate the old house. He is such a big boy, so he needs to prepare some money in advance!
In this way, 13 melons are enough.
......
At this moment, everyone has finished eating a watermelon, and they are not satisfied at all.
Cousin Seven took a look at all the big eaters here, and then he unequivocally took the knife and opened another one.
This one seemed a little more reserved, and the knife didn't actively break when it touched it.
But when it was cut halfway down, there was also a "click".
Everyone Xilihulu ate three melons in total, and when it was time to have lunch, the seventh cousin stopped.
"Are you done eating? Don't leave. Help me peel the watermelon. Peel off the flesh of the watermelon that you are chewing, and peel off the green skin on the outside."
Actually, like this, it would be more convenient to just use a knife to slice the melon pulp out before eating.
But everyone said that there is no soul in eating like this. You have to hold a big piece and chew it until your face is full of juice.
Anyway, it doesn’t matter whether lunch is early or late, so the seventh cousin just lets it go. But now he regrets it -
"Look at the rinds of you melons, which are full of holes and pits, even worse than those of dogs! How much more can be left if you peel them off later?"
Song Tan took a look at it and found that it was real and not as good as a dog chewing.
To be honest, the king eats much more neatly.
Zhang Yanping also held a small knife in his hand. Looking at the thin layer of melon rind, he also fell into silence.
The skin of this melon is originally thin. After they chew it into a mess, part of it needs to be peeled off, and the outer layer of green skin also needs to be peeled off.
No matter how careful you are, you will only get two or three millimeters thin.
Everyone looked at each other.
In the end, it was Xin Jun who suggested -
"Then... how about eating two melons again?"
"Peel off the flesh first this time."
Okay. Guy!
After eating these five melons, will everyone still have lunch?
The seventh cousin didn’t know how to comment.
"The main reason is that you are chewing too much. If there is red flesh left on top, it doesn't matter if it is thinner. I can also make watermelon candy, which is chewy and sweet, and is more delicious than winter melon candy."< br>
“If there is no red flesh and only white flesh is left, you can make pickled watermelon, or you can directly stir-fry it with our green pepper beef sauce. If that doesn’t work, stir-fry a watermelon with shredded pork rind at noon, which is also delicious. Very."
"Now..."
The little old man looked at the large pot of miserable watermelon rinds on the ground, and finally sighed:
"How about feeding the pigs."
After thinking about it for a while, I finally told him:
"Next time you eat melons, slice them off first. Even if they are not fried enough, One basin, even if it’s enough for one plate, I’ll give you some cold sauce to taste first!”
Suck!
Just saying that, who can bear it?
Even at his age, Song Youde felt his stomach growling. He looked around and saw that they were all strong young men working hard. His own watermelons were small -
"How about... eat two more Right?"
"Yes, his cousin!"
Song Sancheng also felt that he had not eaten enough. At this moment, he said plausibly: "This watermelon is full of water, just put it in your stomach and it will be gone. "Eating two more won't affect lunch!"
Then he looked left and right and saw Qiao Qiao: "Qiao Qiao hasn't learned this dish, so why don't you give it a chance?" ”
Good guy, Ren Qiaoqiao is just waiting for this watermelon rind technology, right?
The seventh cousin said angrily: "Eat, eat, I'll take off the flesh first this time - by the way, what do you want to eat for lunch? Stir-fried or cold?"
That must be the cold watermelon rind!
The seventh cousin snorted, raised the knife and cut two more melons, dividing one side into eight segments, and then cut off the pulp with one smooth motion.
I saw only the emerald green skin, about five millimeters of white flesh, and two to three millimeters of red flesh on it, which was even and silky.
Zhu Jun looked at it and suddenly sighed:
"Song Tan, when you planted watermelons, why didn't you plant some with thick skin?"
Song Tan:...
This is a good question.
Why doesn’t she plant something with thicker skin?
Because no one wants a watermelon with a thick skin! ! !
Besides, considering the fullness of her mountain watermelon, even if it has a thick skin, it will still be stretched open by this strong and plump flesh!
Sorry for being late!
But there is an update, but I couldn’t finish it at 12 o’clock... There will be more later.
(End of this chapter)