Chapter 368 368. The strange old lady
In total, there are 30 acres of orchards. It is not as expensive as expected to install cameras.
Just because Wulan said this, Song Tan felt that the hard work of the past six months was worth it. At least her mother is no longer as fussy about spending money as she was at the beginning of the year, and is even willing to throw her own money into it.
Next, it shouldn’t be that difficult to persuade her to relax a little and enjoy it, right?
Step by step, she is very satisfied with her current rhythm.
However, there are some differences between installing cameras in an orchard and installing cameras at home. You need to learn more about the installation and configuration of wireless bridges.
Fortunately, there is still some time before the peaches that are the most difficult to guard are ripe, and now it is not so urgent...
However, just after this thought, I heard the familiar hum of a tricycle on the road. Buzz.
Isn’t this car just driving a little fast?
Song Youde immediately ran to the edge of the yard and saw that Qiao Qiao had turned to the door smoothly and smoothly, and then angrily got out of the car and carried two empty plastic buckets.
"Sister, someone stole something on the mountain!"
What? We were just talking about stealing things, and now someone comes to steal them? !
"Stealing what? Stealing watermelon?!"
Ulan became anxious and could not wait to rush up the mountain.
But as soon as he lifted his feet, he sighed again.
She also knew the customs in the village, and they were very fond of hugging each other. And this kind of thing like touching one or two melons is not called stealing at all.
Even if you go up the mountain and want to be a gregarious person in the village, is it possible that you can still turn people into the police?
If you don’t fit in with others...
She smiled bitterly.
The village is no better than outside. If someone deliberately makes trouble when he comes back to help, he will not lose even a little bit.
This is also a major problem that makes rural development difficult today.
She took a deep breath. Although she didn't think about the long-term future, she had already gone through the stakes in her mind after just a few changes of thoughts, so she had to listen patiently to Qiaoqiao again——
"I was about to feed the king, and he suddenly ran to the back mountain with a bark! Even Dabai couldn't catch up!"
"When I went over and took a look, I saw Grandma Zhou from the village standing at our peach farm. In front of Lin, there were two cowpeas picked in his hand!"
He was angry as he spoke. Ulan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Did you just pick two cowpeas?"
A fence was also set up outside the peach grove, and a shelf was set up on it. Luffa, cowpeas, cherry tomatoes, etc. were planted in some of each kind.
Now the peach forest is surrounded by a dense crowd, and it is impossible to see what is inside unless you pass through the special fence gate.
But for the keys to the fence door, only two members of the family were given two. There is another handful in the hands of Zhang Wang's family.
Qiao Qiao became even more angry when she heard this!
“She still wants to pick a lot more! She also wants to enter the peach grove! But the king went there early and kept barking at her, and I stopped her from entering.”
This was the first time this happened in the family, and everyone took it very seriously. Just ask him:
"Why did you stop me?"
"Me!" Qiaoqiao was obviously very excited. At this moment, he was panting and said: "I'm like this -"
He opened his arms, spread his legs, and firmly made the word "big": "I will stop in front of the fence to prevent her from entering. If she dares to approach me, I will call Your Majesty, go bite her!”
He thought for a moment and then said, “Bite her clothes!”
"Which Grandma Zhou?" Song Tan was curious.
“Who else could it be?” Ulan curled her lips in disgust: “It’s your Uncle Mao Zhu’s mother! People say bad bamboos produce good bamboo shoots, and your Uncle Mao Zhu is the good person in the family. He "Mom, that old lady can't resist others!" "Is your surname also Zhou?" Song Tan's focus was on the other side.
Ulan nodded: "I came here to escape the famine and worked as a child bride for Zhou Maozhu's father. She also suffered a lot when she was young... Now she is older Now, everyone is living a good life. If An An is safe, who in the village would not respect her? "
"But she does those bullshit things every day, which is hard to explain."
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Song Tan had an impression: "Qiao Qiao, was it the old lady who spoke very unpleasantly when I took you to the canteen to buy bubble gum?" But because she took the king and several treasures for a walk in the village before, there were some rumors that the king ate tigers...
So the old lady didn't dare to act rashly for a while, right?
After all, she can act arrogantly with her superiors, but with a dog that has eaten a tiger, if it bites her to death before she acts arrogantly, who will she ask to compensate?
"So..." Song Tan looked at him: "You, no, did the king bite off Grandma Zhou's clothes?"
Qiao Qiao lowered her head in grievance: "I didn't mean to bite the king so hard, but she was too bad. While picking cowpeas, she thought our cowpeas were picked too fast, and no good ones were left. I also wanted to pick cherry tomatoes that were not red...but she was not short enough, and in the end she pushed me to go into the peach forest to look at the watermelons...I didn't want to!"
His face was red with anger, his black hair had grown a little long, sweat was sticking to his forehead, and he looked very embarrassed.
But what he said was tough:
"So I told the king that although Grandma Zhou is old and not a good person, she can't bite her clothes off. Bite it to pieces!”
“The king went to bite it”
Zhang Yanping asked curiously: "Then... what did the king bite her clothes into?"
Now Qiao Qiao lowered her head, her voice was small, and she extended her little finger to gesture: "Just A little bit."
A little bit? A little older?
Everyone was about to ask again, but they saw that it was already noon, and there were curses coming from outside the door.
The abuse spread all the way from the direction of the old house, getting louder and louder in the empty village. I just wished that half of the village people would stick their heads out and listen!
"...Feeding dogs every day so smooth and slick, suffering from plague...unconscionable...and letting dogs bite me, an old lady..."
Among them are country slang and the difficulty in swearing. Obedient, Wu Lan's face turned pale with anger!
Song Tan quickly patted her back comfortingly: "Mom, you must have suffered a loss when she shouted so loudly!"
"Come on, come on, don't be angry. ! Didn’t Qiao Qiao say that the king chewed up her clothes? Let’s see what happened to her clothes.”
Everyone regained their energy and tried not to listen to the dirty words, and came to the big house together. door.
Take a look down the road! But on the road in the distance, a shriveled and thin old lady was walking towards this end with her back bent.
Wearing a pair of floral polyester loose pants, only the thigh section of the left leg is left.
Not to mention the upper body, which was torn directly from the waistline with a large gash and split open.
So much so that while the old lady was cursing angrily, she had to pinch her armpit with her left hand to prevent her clothes from completely falling into a mess.
Everyone was stunned - just... this is indeed only a few hundred million bites...
Don’t think it’s an exaggeration. There are indeed old ladies like this in the village (for example, in our village, when I pass by her door, I feel like someone wants to enter her house. The old lady is still very confident in her seventies or eighties)
Don’t think so either. There is none in the city. Two years ago, an aunt in the same community caused a scene in the bank because of 3,000 yuan. When the police came to arrest her, she took off her pants directly——
I know a lot because I am a woman. Friends, electronic tree holes...
(End of this chapter)