Chapter 550 550. Sincerity is the last resort
The excitement at the door was not unexpected, someone was indeed causing trouble.
As soon as Qiao Qiao squeezed through, he heard the middle-aged woman’s loud voice yelling confidently and loudly:
“I’m right! Isn’t this just a gangster tour guide robbing people? I Let me tell you, I eat more salt than you eat, and I know what I’m going to do when he pouts! I don’t deserve to be deceived!”
Qiao Qiao stopped for a moment. .
Everyone in the live broadcast room was poking their heads here and there, unable to avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only watch Qiao Qiao with their ears and eyes, and soon they were amused by the pain on his face——
[Hahahahaha, although Self-Help 100 is a scam, the anchor is worth it]
[The anchor is laughing so hard, please turn the camera and let me see this elder sister]
[The analogy of the elder sister is quite good. Okay, even if it is too graphic, there is no need...]
[Seriously, does anyone know what the tour guide is pouting? 】
[Eating, eating, eating! How can the anchor talk about such a topic before he has eaten enough! 】
【To make a digression, what this eldest sister said is unpleasant but correct. She is really robbing people, right? 】
【Not really, I have been here before, and the Cliff Restaurant is indeed well-deserved. The same dishes here in peak season, a meal costs 168]
[Yes, yes, you even have to queue for 168... Because in the nearby sea area, except for the high-priced instant noodles in the hotel downstairs, there is nothing else to eat. 】
【What the hell is going on, am I being CPU-killed? When I think about the cliff buffet in the scenic area, I can eat and feel satisfied for only 100 yuan, which makes me feel relieved! 】
[To tell you the truth, I just came back from the amusement park. Not only was I not full, but I was eating standing up with a plate in my hands. I am very envious now...]
The topic gradually became distorted, which shows that in travel self-management In terms of level and self-reflection, contemporary netizens are very good at it.
But here, the girl with a flushed face also looked angry:
"I think it's you who thinks that you won't eat if you don't want to eat. Why are you talking so ugly! I It’s none of your business to eat from us!”
The little girl’s scolding skills were quite ordinary, and the middle-aged woman immediately became more arrogant: “Ouch, who am I talking about? He has money but looks down on us for bringing our own food, and he even makes fun of my family with the men around him... Tsk, tsk, tsk, now he says it’s none of my business.”
She raised her eyebrows high: "You have money, go ahead and eat it! Let me see if your $100 shit tastes good!"
This, what is this?
The tour guide was caught in the middle, with an expression on his face that could no longer be covered by a mask of pain.
The barrage is even more crowded and crowded:
【What to eat, what to eat】
[I don’t know what it tastes like but it sounds very exciting]
[What does the irony of singing and singing mean "eating shit"? Give me a complete plot introduction]
[I will laugh to death from you! What's going on? It's obvious that the older woman felt that the little girl had ridiculed her before, so she looked for an opportunity to let off steam——]
【Don't panic, don't panic, I'll explain it——】
< br>[First of all, this woman ran into little girls twice before. She probably felt that she was ridiculed by the little girl for bringing food]
[Sit and wait for the big boss to analyze]
[Squat in line]
[Secondly, the woman held a grudge. This time it happened to be a hundred yuan seafood buffet. She felt that she had found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to ridicule , avenging shame]
[Then the question is, have you ridiculed it before? 】【There is a saying that she is so indiscriminate and disgusting when she mocks...】
Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were one step behind, surrounded by people who were also joining in the fun. They could no longer get to the core of the story. They were so anxious! ! !
He subconsciously frowned!
The next moment, for some unknown reason, the crowd around them stagnated, and the movement of men and women squeezing this way paused for a moment. Xin Jun felt that his breathing space was relieved, but he saw that the people around him turned around and walked around Zhang Yanping obediently.
Zhang Yanping: ...?
His face was dark, his brows were tightly knitted, and his expression seemed to contain a hundred fists the size of sand bowls sealed with depression. The words in his mouth are very innocent:
"What's going on? Why aren't there any more crowds?"
Xin Jun:...
He rarely took a step back, looked at Zhang Yanping carefully, and finally said thoughtfully:
< br>"If I had known this... In the future, you would have to be at the front when queuing up..."
Zhang Yanping:...?
He didn't understand.
On the other hand, Qiao Qiao always goes straight to the core when thinking about problems. Even if he doesn't read the barrage at this moment, he can quickly understand the story——
He understands!
At this moment, the little girl lost the quarrel and was about to cry:
"You, you are crazy! Who is mocking you! What does it have to do with us that you have low self-esteem? Now you are talking so much here. Spray shit!”
Is this okay? !
The woman's neck seemed to be pulled out of thin air, and her whole aura became stronger and stronger:
"Huh? Little girl, you need some face! Let's have breakfast at the hotel in the morning. You still murmured that it was free - why, why should I get more if it’s free? Why don’t everyone in the family get five, six, seven or eight tea eggs? It’s none of your business!”
Everyone...five, six, seven or eight tea eggs?
Auntie, are you really not worried about choking? This is an island. The average temperature is 35 degrees. Why do you eat dry tea eggs in such a bright sun?
However, the other party obviously didn't think there was any problem, and instead became more and more proud and proud:
"We can make a living by traveling, but you think we are all just like you, coming out to eat shit worth a hundred yuan!"
< br>Everyone: ...
Although, this map cannon makes everyone very unhappy.
At this moment, not to mention the confused little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before she realized: "Auntie, did you eat so many tea eggs in one go? Is that okay? Farts and burps smell bad? Do you drink water?”
"Auntie, the hotel's breakfast is RMB 38 per serving. Everyone is self-service. It's not shit! Did you eat RMB 38 and eat a lot and now you feel aggrieved?"
He looked sincere and serious:< br>
"It doesn't matter whether you eat a hundred yuan or not. Auntie, don't eat too much shit...ah, I'm sorry, I meant that eating too much will ruin your stomach."
There was silence all around.
After a while, someone unknown at the scene suddenly burst out laughing, and then the whole place was filled with laughter.
In the barrage that no anchor is paying attention to, a line of words drifted by: [Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill! 】
【Nirvana +1】
【38's shit... I'm sorry, auntie, I mean don't eat too much, hahaha, the anchor is going to laugh me to death】
[Teacher Qiaoqiao, you are really good at education! 】
The tour guide’s tense expression also relaxed. He had just wiped away his sweat when he saw the angry woman in front of him suddenly jumped up and threw the plastic bag in her hand at him!
"Ah!"
The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, and then felt severe pain in his arm. He saw a strong man with a dark face standing next to him, and he also raised his arm to block it——
"You still dare to hit someone?!"
It's not me. I haven't coded for many days. I feel restless and restless...
The last bottle of water today is finished. It’s gone today!
But there are still two days left, so don’t rush in during the holidays!
There should be more at night.
Can I ask for support for the double monthly pass?
(End of this chapter)