Chapter 593 593. Crazy Barrage
The pumpkin in the basket is not very rotten. After all, it is naturally an easy-to-store food, and it can be fine if left in the ground for a long time.
It’s just that these pumpkins happened to be in a depression. There was heavy dew in the early morning, and the dew was pressed under the pumpkins, so many of them were damaged.
Qiao Qiao picked up a pumpkin with one hand - well, it didn't work. This long pumpkin was also very thick, so it could only be grasped with both hands.
Then he spotted the rotten spot, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut off that spot with a click.
Looking at the seven eager pigs in the pigsty, he thought for a moment, chopped the pumpkin into pieces, took out the pulp, and then threw them into the pigsty one by one.
There are a lot of pigs, so if you just throw them away without cutting them into pieces, they will squeak and scream. This is better.
Oh, Qiaoqiao is so smart!
Qiaoqiao thought happily.
The barrage is sucking and sucking——
【Old Pumpkin! Naturally ripe old pumpkin! 】
【Look how saturated this pumpkin is. You don’t even need to add sugar when you cut it into pieces, just make pumpkin soup! 】
【Hululu, hululu, have another bowl! 】
【Dazzle in my mouth, dazzle in my mouth! 】
【Anchor, all pumpkins have to be eaten by pigs. There must be a lot of them. Why not put them on the shelves for sale? 】
[That is, why not sell it? Is it because I have no money? 】
【The anchor has me in his heart! He must know that my salary has been spent]
[It’s just a pumpkin, even if it’s for pigs to eat, it’s too much to sell to me]
[Wait a minute, Isn’t this a pig-feeding live broadcast? Why is the barrage area so noisy and not harmonious at all]
[Exactly! I accidentally clicked on it, and other people’s pig feeding live broadcasts are very peaceful]
[Then you clicked the wrong button, this is an educational anchor]
[? ? ? Education anchor? What to educate]
[Educate us not to compete with pigs for food...]
[...]
The barrage area was bustling, Qiao Qiao raised his knife and dropped it, Wu Qing Ka Ka chopped five or six pumpkins, and the pigs in the pig pen calmed down a bit.
He finally wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief:
"There are too many pumpkins at home. Even the seventh cousin has cooked several meals, and we don't want to eat them..."
< br>Listen, listen! What are these words? !
The barrage exploded instantly!
However, Qiaoqiao didn't look at it at all, and just said with a satisfied look on her face: "Mom originally wanted to sell pumpkins online, but my sister said it would be difficult to send them by express delivery if they were cut into pieces. A pumpkin would be too heavy if it was not cut into pieces. It’s so expensive... forget it and keep it for yourself.”
As he spoke, he raised his fingers and said: "After all, there are few vegetables in winter, and we have to prepare for winter, so we dried a lot of dried vegetables and pickled a lot of pickles. The seventh cousin also made pumpkin cakes and dried pumpkins..."
The barrage is going crazy——
[Damn it! Don’t we pay for the express delivery ourselves? I don't think it's expensive. Why do you think it's expensive? 】
【Well, at worst, I won’t chip in a thousand for free shipping! 】
【Anchor, I am willing to pay on delivery, please send me five pumpkins first, I will not be annoyed】
[Tired of woo woo woo... What kind of tiger and wolf words are these? Can't my saliva drown you? 】
【Is this really an education anchor and not an MLM anchor? You sound so fanatical and disgusting]
[That is, a pumpkin, fifty cents a pound at the vegetable market, nothing you can buy]
[I want eight cents here]
【What kind of fairy place are you all, I want more than three yuan here】
[According to convention, this pumpkin is not less than 20 pounds per pound, and one pumpkin is 20 or 30 pounds. Two pumpkins are enough for free shipping... I can understand the anchor's disapproval of the expensive express delivery]
[I don't understand! You can limit your purchase to one, since there are so few, it’s not enough to grab]
[Laughing! It has always been difficult for African chiefs to grab goods, and they never expected to grab two.]
[Twenty-one pounds of pumpkins, do you still want to grab them like this? Good guy, I have entered a pyramid scheme, report it! 】【Report a ghost! Why don’t you report the sixty-one kilogram of cherries]
[That’s right, last time it was because of you guys who cracked down on fake reports. The anchor had so many fans that it was extremely difficult to grab a peach... Are you still here? ! ]
[Gungun, let’s see who reported it, I will also report you for spreading rumors and defamation]
The barrage instantly started to quarrel.
Qiaoqiao was already immersed in cutting the pumpkin.
By the way, he took out the pumpkin pulp and showed it to the camera: "Actually, the pumpkin pulp is also very sweet. Do you think the pumpkin seeds are particularly plump? Mom said to leave them to fry the pumpkin seeds."
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After he finished speaking, he started to enjoy himself again: "But I like to eat melon seeds! My sister told me to plant a piece of sunflower for me next year, and then I will have melon seeds to eat! Children, don't worry, I will eat them for you to see!"
【? ? ? Host, do you want to hear what you are saying? 】
[To be honest, I am 3600 degrees short-sighted and have never seen melon seeds. I suggested that the anchor give me two kilograms to try. I don’t have to choose. Pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds will do.]
[The anchor is You are really not afraid at all. I said you were reporting me, but you still pretended to be dumbfounded.]
[Laughing to death, what are you afraid of? We Qiaoqiao never watch the barrage. 】
[He is strong, let him be strong, the breeze blows on the hills]
[Only those with truly strong hearts can never care about the words of the outside world! ]
[Yes, our education anchors are really mentally strong and have been educated]
[Laughing to death! He doesn’t watch the barrage because he is a sister. If his sister says she doesn’t want to watch, he won’t watch it.
【that is! I confessed my love so many times and begged to be put on the shelf, but he didn’t even look at me, and didn’t take me seriously at all]
As the saying goes, he can do whatever he wants, and the bright moon shines on the river, but Qiao Qiao doesn’t talk about it at all when chatting. Logical, thinking wildly, this time I thought of one thing:
"By the way, kids, you must study hard! My sister said that when I harvest the rice or break the corn next year, I will be my classmate. Yes, we will invite children who are good at studying in the live broadcast room."
Of course, studying well does not mean cultural classes...
After he finished speaking, he sighed with a little regret: "It won’t work this year. There is very little corn planted this year and it will be cut off soon. 】
[I'm a lazy donkey rolling - the carp is rolling - oh no, the seal is rolling! ! Class reunion? ! Is it what I think? 】
【My sister is really a kind-hearted person! ! ! 】
【Don’t pretend to be your younger brother, that’s obviously my sister. Qiao Baoer, can I give you a second sister? 】
【Hey, hey, hey, focus, focus! Will the class reunion go to the host’s hometown to eat and drink? Put another sack on your hands before leaving? 】
【Good guy, I’m going to buy a truck right now! It's really stingy to use a sack! 】
[Anchor, look at me, look at me! Excellent class representatives in the live broadcast room, never fail to attend every session! 】
【Breaking corn at the class reunion? The strong laborer is actually me? ! I do! ! ! 】
【What, what, break the corn? I know how to do it. I went to a cornfield when I was a child, so I have a place to review. 】
【You already have a cornfield and are you still trying to rob it from us? 】
【Poor, I grew up in the city, an only child, and have never done farm work in my life. I am lacking such an opportunity to gain experience——】
[Do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】
【Anchor, look at me! In the labor class, I accompanied my daughter to cut weeds with a small sickle. She was very experienced and could sign a contract. If she was injured, she would not ask the anchor to compensate for it.]
[Good guy! It's rolled up, right? I can also sign a contract! 】
Attending a wedding, I stood aside because there was no place to sit. I was so embarrassed that I just held my phone and coded words...
I had to go on stage to take pictures later, which was very embarrassing for the public
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I’ll write the rest when I get back.
(End of this chapter)