Chapter 691 691. Live Broadcast and Hypnosis [2-in-1]
A few people in the yard took advantage of the fact that the temperature had not risen in the morning and were stroking the leaves very quickly. Qiaoqiao took the mugwort leaves in handfuls and placed them on the plastic sheet.
And Song Tan took the ancestral mallet and started banging.
She hit the thick leaves with even strength. The leaves that had been dried in the sun did not quickly break into dry residue, but gradually seemed to be moistened with oil. Get some furry feelings.
Zhang Yanping squatted aside and watched quietly for a few minutes, then suddenly turned around quickly:
"Qiaoqiao, get your phone here quickly!"
Qiaoqiao didn't know why, but he was always obedient, and when he heard this order, he didn't ask for details. Instead, he put down the leaf in his hand, turned around and went upstairs to take it. Get the phone.
And Zhang Yanping took the phone - 70% battery, it's ready.
As for live streaming while charging, well, the temperature is over 30 degrees this morning, so don’t embarrass other people’s mobile phones.
He quickly opened the live broadcast room and first edited the name of today’s live broadcast——
[Woke up too early, let’s go back to sleep together! 】The topic entry is #asmr#hypnosis.
When Qiaoqiao took out the bracket, he quickly found the position and once again started the live broadcast unexpectedly.
I have to say that it is not yet 6 o'clock in the morning, so the live broadcast is really too early.
However, everyone seems to be used to the anchor being caught off guard. Many people even opened special notices for this live broadcast.
Even now that it has just started broadcasting, there are still hundreds of stubborn fans who have followed.
However, what broke their hearts was that the anchor did not show up at all today.
What the camera can capture is a white hand, holding the same round mallet, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, knocking on the pile of white or green things in front of you. Like the leaves with a grayish-yellow color.
The camera is very close. At this moment, the microphone is placed on the ground again. There is the sound of the mallet and mugwort leaves hitting each other, as well as the regular and repeated beating movements in front of us...
One thing to say. , today’s live broadcast entry has two points of ability.
The barrage was lively at the beginning——
[I’m here, I’m here]
[The early bird catches the worm, the early office worker catches the anchor]
[Brush your teeth and wash up, watch this while putting on makeup, it’s a great way to decompress]
[Subway commuters are now huddled in the carriages with unkempt hair]
[Brushing my teeth at work is already a sign of respect for the company... Putting on makeup? Let’s cancel the holiday break first】
[Hey hey hey, I just paid attention last time. Is this what the anchor said about doing Aizhu? 】
【Why are the movements so primitive? Anchors, don’t blindly abandon high technology in pursuit of visual effects]
[Can’t you beat it into pieces? Can't I use a blender? 】
【Cooking machine yyds! 】
【Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand. How fast the blades in the blender rotate, and the high temperature will destroy these mugwort leaves in a moment. 】
[But manual beating is too slow]
[The anchor doesn’t plan to sell it anyway, so it doesn’t matter if you make it slower at home]
[I really admire you, I’m at the dining table now I’m already sleepy after watching it]
[I’m really sleepy, so I quickly give myself a slap in the face, and then I’m awake enough to squeeze into the morning rush hour]
[It looks so pleasant like this... 】
[I really want to return to rural life]
[Just think about it, don’t really go back. After all, you can hardly lift your arms after beating Moi Rong thirty or fifty times]
[Contemporary young people, the main character is a waste]
The number of viewers is not enough, so the barrage is one after another. The display was also quite slow. For a while, everyone in the live broadcast room actually started chatting.
Zhang Yanping glanced at it twice, and then squatted back to watch Song Tan beating Ai Ye again——
So hypnotic!
He wanted to yawn at this moment. If he hadn't squatted close and the unique aroma of mugwort rushed into his nose and cheered up his spirits a little, he would have really gone to sleep now.
And Song Tan glanced at him: "If you are free, don't just stick there, bring a stool to pick out the poles here."
"You still have to pick out the poles. "Can't moxibustion be done with a pole?"
Zhang Yanping resisted, but he also pulled a small stool in his hand and sat on it.
Then he grabbed a handful of broken mugwort leaves, reached out and pinched them, and pinched out the equally fine leaf veins and stems inside.
But Song Tan didn't even raise his head: "It can be burned. If you are not careful, you can burn it with a thick pole. But the medicinal properties are very different, so there is nothing you can do."
"What's more, After spending so much effort cutting and drying it, why not do it better?”
That’s right.
Zhang Yanping fumbled, slowly and clumsily picking up the broken pole inside.
Xin Jun on the side looked at it and continued to study.
In the live broadcast room where no one is paying attention, the frequency of barrages is getting lower and lower. However, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has increased one after another, and the forwarding rate is much higher than usual.
When the MCN company, which they had contacted before, saw this, they couldn’t help but feel itchy with hatred -
“Has that anchor of Maizidaozi signed a contract?”
……
Here, Qiao Qiao had already taken out a stack of white paper, marked the inner diameter of the thick bamboo tube, and cut out thick paper strips one by one.
A bottle of glue is also prepared on the side.
This was used exclusively when grandpa was rolling cigarettes. Later, he smoked less and less, and he also had a small cigarette box, so there were fewer opportunities to use this glue——
Now it comes in handy.
The sharp paper knife slashed across the white paper, the sound of the mallet tapping was slow and leisurely, and in the background nearby came the sound of ladies chatting and laughing...
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The number of shares in the live broadcast room has increased rapidly, which has caused many people to quietly go back to sleep. So much so that when the cell phone beeps as a battery reminder, countless working people open their eyes from the bed, smile, and cuddle up in the bed with satisfaction - the quality of their sleep this time is really good!
Wait! Is it the weekend when I wake up? It seems not... I seem to have forgotten something important... What is it... Damn it, it seems very important, why can't I remember——
Ahhhhhhhhhh Why is it after eight o'clock? ! !
The workers collapsed.
【Late, who knows? 】
[I accepted the boss’s fatal chain nails, and the nails have already shaken my soul]
[I just squeezed onto the subway, and I’m already crazy]
[That is to say, who can have me? miserable? After running wildly on the road for more than ten minutes, I realized that my skirt was on inside out! ]
[That’s it, I just ran in from outside the company with my arms folded and squirming—I’m not an anime heroine, I just forgot my underwear^]
[Ah hahahahahaha Laughing to Death in Front】
[Help, I’ve already dug your toes into the ground]
[Hold the bag to your chest! 】
【Wear a mask! 】【Quick, quick, order a takeout and run errands, and ask the nearby pharmacy to send you a medical compress to replace the chest patch】
[I’m the only one curious about whether medical compresses are useful. ? 】
[Dozens of dollars per box, try it for yourself]
[Useless knowledge early in the morning has increased]
[Help, why did I see this so early in the morning? Kind of video! 500 perfect attendance disappeared this morning, the anchor needs to bear the main responsibility! ]
[Hahaha, who made you feel sleepy without getting up early in the morning...If we keep talking, I’m afraid my money will be deducted again even if it’s not just fishing.]
[In this live broadcast, fans have suffered huge financial losses. Ten thousand. The anchor needs to give an explanation...]
A group of people started making noise in the barrage, but the anchor didn't show up at all. On the contrary, mobile phones of low quality rapidly consume power in increasingly hot temperatures.
Then the phone shut down with a beep sound.
The live broadcast room was caught off guard and the screen went black:...
Everyone: ...Yes, it's like their anchor.
And Song Tan raised his head when he heard the voice:
"It's only been broadcast for two hours, why is the battery out again?"
Zhang Yanping couldn't laugh or cry: "It's just a 2,000 yuan mobile phone. I have used it for half a year. When I took it off, the battery was still 70%. This thirty Sixty-seven degrees played for a full two hours before shutting down, which is about it. Don’t ask too much of it.”
Song Tan thought thoughtfully: “Is it time to change Qiaoqiao’s phone?”
"I think it works."
Zhang Yanping logged in to Qiao Qiao's account with a familiarity - yes, the mobile phone used for live broadcast can be switched at will as long as the account is logged in correctly. But everyone in the family is lazier than the other. As long as the time is enough, no one will do such a thing.
And Zhang Yanping looked backstage - okay, this live broadcast has received nearly 3,000 yuan in rewards!
He has finally discovered that among the wealthy men on the list, as long as the hypnosis effect is good, they will definitely spend a lot of money.
What a pity... You must be young to play live streaming so smoothly. Why can't you fall asleep?
He exited the live broadcast room, and then solemnly replied to Song Tan:
“Yes, it’s time to change your mobile phone. Give your child a better one!”
...
And here, with the help of several aunts, the wormwood leaves were quickly smoothed out.
They are sitting around here now, picking the broken stems inside quickly. The entire plastic sheet is a simple assembly line operation.
Now, Song Tan, the source of the assembly line, has successfully produced a large handful of fluffy moxa.
This moxa has some green tones and some grayish yellow, like...
How to describe it?
Zhang Yanping thought: It looks like dandelion hairs gathered together, or like fine cotton wool, but the particles are even finer than those.
I picked up a ball and put it in my hand. I could clearly feel the weight, but when I weighed it twice, it felt light again. When I stretched out my hand and squeezed hard, the moxa velvet quickly squeezed into a ball in my palm, and then quickly opened slightly with elasticity...
This feeling is really amazing.
He pinched it twice curiously: "No wonder people are called moxa rong, it is indeed - what are you going to do next? Roll moxa sticks?"
Song Tan pushed the carefully sorted pile towards him:
"You and Qiao Qiao, roll the moxa sticks - do you know how to roll them? First roll the cut white paper Roll it into a bamboo tube, and then fill it with moxa velvet. Use the thinner one on the side to stuff it in. "
"If you don't want to use a bamboo tube, you can just roll it with paper. Okay. For our own use, just pack it tightly and it doesn’t require perfect appearance.”
After all, the quality of the product has little impact on the efficacy of the medicine.
Zhang Yanping became excited instantly:
"Isn't this just like rolling cigarettes? I've rolled several cigarettes before, no problem!"
Over there, several ladies chatting have already begun to discuss with Ulan:
"Do you have a lot of wormwood on the mountain? If there is a lot, you can cut it down later and let it dry for three to five years. It will be more effective when you use it."
Ulan shook his head: "Not this year. . There were some on the barren mountain, but they were all dug up by excavators. "
"But I don't know if I will start planting next year. I will definitely start by then. ”
While she was talking, she asked everyone in confusion: "This thing grows randomly in front of and behind the house, why are you asking me? When spring begins, either you can dig out a few seeds and plant them back, or you can sow some seeds in advance and let them grow into a large area." Are you still worried about not having enough?”
I want it to last from 3 years to 3 years, or from 5 years to 5 years, whatever I want.
That’s true! Everyone really didn't react.
He nodded again and again at this moment.
But Zhang Yanping turned into a curious baby again: "Why does it need to be 3 years and 5 years? Doesn't it have a bad shelf life if it is kept for a long time?"
Song Tan shook his head: "Scientifically speaking, there is mugwort oil in this mugwort. The mugwort oil is more irritating, the smoke it brings out is more choking, and the medicinal effect is stronger."
"And storage In three years, it will decrease by about 20% every year. After three years, the decrease will be almost the same, and the drug effect will be optimal. "
Can you see this? How did our ancestors discover the properties of medicine in the first place!
Zhang Yanping was amazed.
At this moment I couldn’t help but have an idea:
"Then you left dozens of strands wrapped this time around and try again in a few years. Can you really test it out without relying on instrument testing?"
Song Tan shook his head: "Ai Rongdu It was smashed so finely and rolled into a roll by you. If you leave it for three years, where will it evaporate? "
"The meaning of leaving it for three years is that you go up the mountain and cut two bundles and hang them on the porch to dry. Go back and keep it in the warehouse, and come back to beat the moxa in three years."
Zhang Yanping: ...Forget it.
He lowered his head and patiently picked up the broken rods: "I am in good health and have no interest in moxibustion."
But Wu Lan suddenly interjected:
"Yan Ping, why don't you take a look!"
"Look at our family, everyone is so white, why are you treating us so badly?" The darker you are? If your mother hadn’t believed me, she would have thought you were working in the fields and working in the mountains!”
Besides, this silly kid is only smart in the eyes of money. Dr. Guo is so busy. Watch from the side and help, and then ask her to give you some moxibustion to enhance your relationship...
Tsk! You two should learn from each other!
It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is.
She shook her head, despairing at her nephew who had a clear stupidity.
Zhang Yanping, who was hit hard, couldn't even say a word of defense -
Yes, he has dark skin, so you can't blame him entirely! 99% of this is due to genes!
Otherwise everyone in the family works and eats the same food, and he only puts in a little more physical labor than Xin Jun.
But just like what my aunt said, why did I have to be so bad?
What's the matter, the UV rays in this village still discriminate against urban residents?
He said depressedly: "Moxibustion, just moxibustion! Qiao Qiao will accompany my brother."
"Why should I accompany my brother?" Outside the yard, Dr. Xiao Guo just walked in. At this moment Ask curiously.
And Qiao Qiao smiled at her: "Sister Xiao Guo, Brother Yan Ping asked me to moxibustion with him, but I don't want it!"
Two in one! Good night!
(End of this chapter)