Chapter 733 733. Useless blind date experience
Not only was Song Tan silent this time, but the live broadcast room was also silent.
It’s hard to comment.
So much so that the barrage stopped for a while before being resumed:
[Just... what Brother Gou said makes sense, but I still feel like something is wrong. 】
[Brother Gou is very considerate, but I still feel like something is wrong. ]
[This big goose looks quite handsome and looks quite fierce, but I still feel something is wrong]
At this moment, Qiaoqiao was already carrying Dabai and running quickly down the mountain. Come down.
Sun Shouping took a quick look and said, "Damn it!"
We haven't seen him for a while, why does Dabai seem to be getting stronger again? !
Or is my memory blurred?
As soon as Dabai's feet landed on the ground, his beady eyes stared closely at Sun Shouping in front of him. He had probably eaten this man's flesh before, and it looked very familiar.
Then he tentatively stretched his neck forward, only to see Sun Shouping quickly take two big steps back!
Thinking that something was wrong, he pushed the butt of the big white goose that he had brought with him and took two steps forward in full view of everyone.
"Ga goose goose——"
Of course, he was slapped twice by the unwilling big white goose, and his wrist was sucked again!
“Hiss!” Zhang Yanping gasped: It hurts just to look at it!
Sun Shouping also had a forbearing look, but after looking at Dabai who was curiously looking at his kind, he quickly became proud again: "Dabai, there is only one goose wandering around every day, isn't it lonely?"
"Don't worry!" He smiled like a standard villain: "Look, didn't I choose carefully and find you a wife? Come on, you two, take a look and see if it works? "
The big white bean looked at him and shouted loudly: "Goose!" Then he looked at the big white goose.
"Look!" Sun Shouping was excited: "Did you see it?! I said they would definitely like it. Look at how handsome the goose I picked is! I've been back and forth for several episodes from all over the country. I can't I just found this one!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he stared at the goose with big white eyes. After the other person called softly twice, he suddenly lowered his neck and moved his wings back. He opened his feet and stepped on the hot cement floor quickly, stepping forward and yelling loudly!
"Goose Goose——"
"Goose Kar——"
Sun Shouping was stupid.
The live broadcast room exploded.
I saw two big white geese with similar physiques entangled together, their slender necks intertwined. Dabai launched the attack first, and hit the end of the big goose's neck with one bite, and refused to let go!
The big goose screamed "Goose" in pain, and flapped its wings in vain, but could not get rid of Dabai. So he didn't stop doing anything, he simply stretched his neck, followed it to the back of Dabai's neck, and then squeezed it hard!
The two geese maintained this entangled posture, retreating and advancing, coming and going. They screamed in pain and flapped their feathers, but neither side took the initiative When he let go, Sun Shouping felt a pain all over his body!
The memory of being grabbed by Dabai began to attack him again!
[Hiss...hiss...it hurts just looking at it! 】
[When I was young, I was bitten on the inside of my arm by a big goose that was as tall as me... Ouch, I can’t watch it, I can’t watch it]
[Too, too bloody, too violent! 】
【That’s it! Why is it so cruel—why hasn’t Baymax won yet? Shouldn't it? 】
【It’s so scary, my painful childhood memories are back】
[Their screams were so violent, it sounded so painful]
But the two geese didn't tangle for long. Dabai's fighting power should not be underestimated. The squawk was hard and deep, and he obviously regarded each other as a human being. The person who threatened his family status showed no mercy at all.
As for the goose on the opposite side... no matter how strong or powerful it is, it's still not as good as Dabai!
Not long after, the goose was the first to let go amidst the painful cries, and its wings became quiet.
Seeing this, Dabai proudly let go of the other party.
The big goose trotted all the way with its wings spread out, quickly hiding far away, and its voice became soft and short. But Dabai also spread his wings, as if he was the only goose in the world, and made a proud and high-pitched cry of "goose goose", which made Song Tan look complicated.
The live broadcast room is also quite complicated:
[Ah this! Dog brother! What were you planning before, what kind of mental attack? What physical pain? 】
【Brother Dog, do you see the bud of love here? When does the heartbreaking love begin? 】
[Brother Dog, let’s just talk about the fight we just had. Did your goose get any advantage? 】
【Brother Dog, my suggestion here is to pick two more handsome geese. The quality is not enough and we can make up the quantity. 】
【Brother Dog, I suggest you go and catch another thirty or fifty of them and organize a goose draft for Dabai. 】
【Good ideas inside! Once Dabai is selected, our dog brother will also be a relative of the emperor]
[Gou brother! When you become Uncle Goose, don’t forget to steal two goose eggs for your brothers! My daughter-in-law is pregnant, and she's worried about it. 】
【Absolutely not! Uncle Goose is a relative...]
Zhang Yanping looked away with complicated eyes.
Contemporary netizens are really not picky! This time, he gave the wrong title. I am afraid that everyone has not learned anything from the blind date experience, and the useless fighting experience has increased.
However, Uncle Goose's suffering obviously does not end there.
Because, Dabai's bean-eyed eyes quickly focused on him again, and he obviously recognized who started the war and who sent the goose into the house.
Its head lowered instantly and its eyes looked up provocatively. Sun Shouping's hair instantly stood up! They were all about to jump into the car, but saw that Dabai had been quickly tucked under Song Tan's arm, and she skillfully stroked her long neck down.
"Okay, okay, Dabai, don't get me wrong. This big goose is here to join this family, not to break it up."
"This is not about you managing the ducks with a goose. Thank you for your hard work. I specially found a helper for you! You just proved your strength, how about it? Do you still accept it?”
Dabai calmly folded his wings. Regardless of whether he understood the words or not, he could understand what Song Tan meant.
At this moment, he took another look at the big goose walking around him from a distance. It raised its voice and shouted twice, and saw that the other goose had quickly come over with flat feet. .
Only then did Dabai have the intention to look at the other person up and down.
Only the small size is visible (goose’s perspective). It's really not worth mentioning, but the fighting action just now was quite fierce. The back of its neck is still a little sore...
In this case——
"Goose!"
Dabai yelled, twisted his butt and started walking back up the mountain. The big goose stood there and hesitated for a while, and Sun Shouping was ready to take it away——
After all, he was clearly responsible for this double physical and mental blow.
......
The heart-wrenching love has not been tasted, and a piece of baldness has been pulled out from the back of the big white goose's neck. No need to wait for anyone to speak again, he quickly spread his wings and flew forward.
The figures of the two geese gradually disappeared in the back mountain.
Song Tan raised his brows and smiled at Sun Shouping, who was already in a sluggish state, full of apologies: "Brother Sun, look at this... how embarrassing it is! Coming all the way, why not? Such a big gift.”
Good night. I know I still owed one yesterday, but I was so sleepy that I was really exhausted at night...
(End of this chapter)