Chapter 771 771. Learn another foreign language
Zhang Yanping had a cold face.
He felt that he was being humiliated in the live broadcast room!
After being interrogated for a long time, it turns out that this guy’s mathematics is based on ternary system - it’s not even the same system!
At this moment, the gangster brother looked at Qiao Qiao fiercely, his voice aggrieved: "Then what should we do now?"
Qiao Qiao was confused: "Ah? Isn't this very simple?"
He squatted down and faced Dabao Erbao: "How many have you two eaten?"
Dabao sobbed: "Woof, woof!"
Erbao also moved his paws uneasily: "Woof, woof!"
"Were they all picked up from the ground? Didn't you eat them secretly today?"< br>
"Wow!"
Qiao Qiao then turned around and said: "Okay, Dabao and the second treasure eat four in total, and the rest are eaten by the sixth treasure. What they eat only falls off occasionally, not today. You are stealing!"
Zhang Yanping:...
He stared at the barrage with a cold face: "I understand, if you learn more foreign languages, you will have a better future as a judge."< br>
I couldn’t hold it back anymore, and then continued: “Classical Chinese can’t contain as much information as your dog-like language.”
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[God damn learn a foreign language]
[Could you please provide a tutorial? They are all dog barking sounds. Do they have specific phonetic symbols? 】
【This fresh graduate sincerely asks: Can you really become a judge if you can speak dog language? 】
【One bark, travel the world】
[Question: How many words are translated into Chinese for Dabao’s Wang? 】
【Liubao has lost a big dog to the pastoral dog family! 】
【The Six Treasures punishment is super doubled! 】
[It is just a puppy that has not been neutered. It has left its mother since childhood...]
Qiaoqiao also sighed: "Liubao, I have fed you food before, Why are you still secretly hiding evidence? Teacher Xin said don’t do it for small things... If you are like this, I can only punish you... punish you..."
He thought for a while and showed unbearable expression: "I'll punish you with no snacks for three days!"
"There are also Dabao and Erbao, why don't you teach them well? They also have to be punished... um... once Let’s go!”
……
The dog who committed the crime was punished, but the live broadcast must continue.
Because Teacher Qiaoqiao is giving a big class today.
How about just teaching you how to knock chestnuts and pick them up? I have to go back and teach you how to peel chestnuts and make sugar-fried chestnuts!
No, he had enough fun with the chestnut picking tools, and now he went home with his cell phone.
While passing by the pond below, Brother Grass Carp greeted Zhang Yanping with great satisfaction: "Come on, come on, let me show you the crucian carp I just caught! I'm afraid it weighs two kilograms!"
More He, with the earthworms, almost everyone has gained something, and everyone is so happy that they can’t help but show off to him, the only outsider:
“I am also big, weighing a pound and a half!”
"Look at this crucian carp, you're so energetic about swishing it around in the bucket!"
"Isn't this the one you raised in the pond? It looks like a wild crucian carp!"< br>
“Don’t tell me, we are very lucky. The fish we caught here are all the fry released at the beginning of the year, right?” "Fish."
Everyone swore that Zhang Yanping didn't know how to read fish. Now he asked curiously: "How can you be sure that it is from the beginning of the year and not newly released?"
"That's what you're asking!" Brother Grass Carp grinned from ear to ear, replying in the circle of friends: "Don't you know your own pond? You don't feed anything, it's no different from wild crucian carp. Whose family? Wild crucian carp can grow two pounds in half a year!"
Zhang Yanping: ...Huh?
He was a little confused. He looked at the fish in everyone's bucket one by one and found that they were not small. The smallest one was almost half a catty.
But... wasn't the pond cleaned up a few months ago? The fry seemed to have been put in after that, right?
Is it possible that they really missed so much and they caught them all today?
He thought about it for a while and found that it was possible. After all, their earthworms are very popular, so it is normal that the smaller fish cannot compete with the larger fish.
At this moment, he took advantage of the situation and asked: "Well, fishing here is not a loss, is it? We can sell this fish for dozens of yuan!"
"That's it!" Brother Grass Carp was overjoyed: “Where can I buy it now? I know your fish, it’s so fresh!” Fish it back and feed it to her. You won’t let her come here in the summer, but she still asks about it every now and then!”
“This pond of yours is so nice!”
They are used to fishing. What mountains, fields, lakes, rivers and small farms have they never been to?
But whether the environment of the pond is good or not can be seen at a glance.
A pond like this is large and has abundant water plants, but it only spreads around the edges. This proves that the grass carp in the pond is strong enough or that the family has carefully taken care of it (the pigs eating water plants here have something to say).
The water quality is also good, clear and bright! The ducks were swimming around in the water in groups, not afraid of people at all. There are even wild ducks and mandarin ducks flying over!
Sitting under the tree and blowing the cool autumn wind, the feeling is amazing!
If the goose named Dabai hadn't been too noisy, too violent, and even fought with the goose girl next to him...
That is to say, as long as they are quieter, we can't regard them as Swan, right?
When he said this, a few fishermen who had not booked a dormitory in the mountain were shaken.
But if they waver, they will waver. If they spend 30,000 yuan to buy a pole, they can save everything. It costs 3,000 yuan to live in the village, and the food we eat is still in the canteen, not the food we used to have...
Forget it.
Everyone was happy, and the only silent one was Brother Ni Loach.
Zhang Yanping also felt very sorry for Brother Loach, because this guy always caught loach every time he came back, and his luck was also extremely bad.
There are earthworms today, so we can’t catch a giant loach, right?
He put his head over to look at the barrel.
However, when I got closer to the plain red bucket, I saw a snake-like, bright yellow and thick eel coiled inside!
"Oh!" This shocked Zhang Yanping: "Can this thing be caught in a pond?"
He doesn't understand fishing, but this industry is obviously too magical! At the beginning of spring, aren't all the tantans fished from the holes?
Brother Loach was very proud: "What do you know, I am a loach...ah, I mean, I have been fishing for so many years, why can't I catch it? It's just an eel, so fat, no better than your crucian carp?" "
He said, looking forward to Zhang Yanping: "If it's night, will it be me who will give you tea? Will you give me earthworms every day?"
The one with the most will be given three earthworms, and tomorrow he will cut the three into six, and he will dominate the pond again!
Oops, things are changing, and it’s coming to my house this year, hahahaha!
He was extremely excited. Apparently he had never won the first prize this year, which was outrageous!
Ah...
Zhang Yanping also tried his best to smile at him: "There are tea leaves, but this earthworm... have you forgotten? The lottery will be changed this year."
The crucian carp here They are all talking about wild crucian carp and native crucian carp species. They grow slowly and do not grow very big.
The wild ones generally weigh up to 1.5 pounds, and the farmed ones weigh up to 2.5 pounds. Some special varieties of improved crucian carp can grow up to twelve pounds.
As for which one is delicious...you should know.
(End of this chapter)