Wu Lei was shoveling cow dung in the cold wind on the river beach - this job was done every day, and such a large fermentation tank had to be dealt with every now and then. At this moment, his nose was running smoothly, and he couldn't help but take a breath after answering the phone, and then sighed:
"Forget it, I don't have time..."
After that, he said: "I'm not stupid, any girl can like me who smells like cow dung now! Just wait until next year, next year I will It will be time to go home and start herding cattle.”
Zhang Chen: ...
Not stupid anymore, but not many are smart.
He hesitated for a moment and asked cautiously: "You are so evasive, are you really not thinking about that Fang Lili anymore?"
"It's Lili!" Wu Lei emphasized loudly: "Her name is Juliet !”
Hey, something seems wrong?
"Oh." Zhang Chen was relieved. It can be seen that cow dung can indeed clog the brain, otherwise Wu Lei would not have remembered the wrong name.
Very good, very good.
…
And here, the old Song family is studying the almanac.
“Which day is auspicious for killing pigs?” It’s not a good day to kill five pigs in a row!
Qiao Qiao opened her mouth and asked confusedly: "Which one is better for pigs or for people?"
Everyone:...
Only Song Tan calmly turned to the next page of the almanac: "After all, it's a matter of life and death. Otherwise, just be nice to Zhu Ji... I'll look at the days."
Qiao Qiao was then satisfied, and then asked: "Would it be painful to kill the pig?"
This time it was Zhang Yanping's turn to ponder: "If its big pig legs suddenly kicked my stomach when it was struggling... I should be in pain. ”
After saying that, there was silence around.
He turned around to look at the suspicious eyes of everyone, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed and annoyed: "What's wrong? With my physique, can you still get rid of me if you pull a pig's leg?" Of course he wanted it!
But if you don’t do any work at home, doesn’t everyone know that you are a good-for-nothing?
In the end, Song Tan had a conscience and continued to say calmly: "Don't worry, I won't be able to kick you. I promised Qiao Qiao that I won't hurt the pigs when I kill them - besides, it's three to four hundred pounds." If I kick you, I'm afraid you'll have to be sent to the hospital if you kill a pig here."
Zhang Yanping frowned and looked at everyone suspiciously: "Why do I feel that the atmosphere today is not right, you guys. Are you targeting me?”
"You said you didn't target me!" Zhang Yanping glared at him instantly with condemning eyes.
Xin Jun paused for a moment: "You misunderstood. I just chatted a few words and didn't say anything else. Everyone may have misunderstood."
Qiaoqiao loudly broke the story: "I know. Teacher Xin was unhappy because his mother asked if the school would have a winter vacation after New Year's Day."
Zhang Yanping:...
Then he laughed wildly: "Hahaha. Hahahaha, yes, you are going home to celebrate the New Year this year! Brother, I have a sincere question, will your farmhouse still accept the New Year’s Eve dinner? ——But it opens on the afternoon of the first day of the new year.”
Zhang Yanping clicked his tongue and shook his head: "It's miserable! It's so miserable... I'm not telling you, your lies are so convincing, do you have to have a system? How about the free extended online courses you are doing now? I think it should work!”
Xin Jun didn’t want to talk at all. Expanding online courses can be done at home, so in his spare time, he can naturally help out at the farmhouse at home!
As for this stupid, thick, black guy in front of me, not only can he bring the whole family to eat pig-killing vegetables, but he can even go back for only two or three days during the Chinese New Year...
< br>How can one not hate this? !
What I'm afraid of is that the people around me are living a better life than I am!
He also snorted coldly: "Why, are you happy? Are you preparing for the provincial exam or the national exam next year? If you can't get married, I will be your best man."
Zhang Yanping: ...it’s a brother who has to be chopped down, right?
While they were making a fuss, they suddenly heard the roar of a car outside, and soon a familiar person ran out of the yard panting -
It was Brother Zhang!
His cheeks were red and he looked excited: "Auntie! My wife has given birth!"
"Oops!" Ulan hurried over and said excitedly: "What has happened?"
"Girl, girl!" Brother Zhang grinned from ear to ear: "I gave birth early this morning. Now my family is watching over there. I'm here to ask if I can get some crucian carp back."
That must be there. ah!
Ulan quickly shouted: "Tantan! Tantan! Take your dad with you quickly and bring out the fishing net with a few crucian carp..."
When we were fishing, it was estimated that the child of the Zhang family would be born this year, so Wu Lan said that he would leave a few crucian carp for him until this winter. How comfortable it would be to give birth to a baby and have a confinement period!
It is probably a common problem among middle-aged and elderly people. When they heard that a child was born, he could not move his legs. Ulan was the same. At this moment, he looked at Brother Zhang excitedly: "I will give you another bowl of rice. Our family's Mi Xiang, take it back and let the mother eat it happily... Is the date too early? "
Yes!
Brother Zhang was overjoyed, and he just needed someone to share it with him at this moment. He opened his mouth and couldn't stop:
"Yes! It's ahead of schedule! I originally saw a doctor, and the due date given above is this The end of the month is the end of October in the lunar calendar! I didn’t expect it to be 10 days earlier..."
While chattering: "I may not have time to receive the express delivery in the next two days. It's really urgent. Please ask Song Tan to drive to the town, and I will send it to you for free..."
"Okay, okay!" Anyway, Welcoming a new life is always a happy event. Everyone in the yard laughed happily. Song Tan went out carrying the fishing net and asked him: "When will the wedding party be held?"
Xiao Zhang had obviously already Be prepared: "It's too cold in winter. If my wife stays in confinement for a longer period of time, she won't have a full moon, she will just have a hundred days..."
Local rules, the full moon and the hundred days can be done at will. A banquet is enough, so Wu Lan appreciates this young man even more:
"Your wife will also enjoy happiness when she marries you. How thoughtful is this... Xiao Zhang, please come and sit at home more often when you have time." Taking a seat does not necessarily mean sending a courier.”
She stretched out her hand and pointed at the few bachelors in the yard:
“Look, look, there is also Wu Lei in the cattle farm, none of these guys have a partner! "
"I'm not pushing for marriage, but my family is full of singles... You can also teach me how to find a romantic partner..."
She said He couldn't help but worry: "Otherwise, it's Chinese New Year, and there are many people in and outside the village. Yan Ping, you and Teacher Xin take a walk around the village a few more times. I'll ask if anyone has introduced any relatives to you." You two are partners..."
After she finished speaking, she urged nervously: "Let's go for a walk separately, otherwise one of them is so white and the other is so black, they look like something else. It's the Chinese New Year and it's not festive. "
Update two, good night.
Try to have daytime tomorrow.