Let’s not talk about the ownership of the five yuan for now - there is no way to discuss it. If we discuss it further, it’s time for Qiao Qiao to ask, why didn’t he see the rest of his salary from the beginning to the end?
After all, there weren’t that many dogs at the beginning, and there weren’t that many geese at the beginning either.
And Song Sancheng did bring the dog back and planned to wash it.
Fairy Song Tan was eager to give it a try at first. After all, all the dogs at home were short-haired dogs, which were easy to wash, wipe and tidy up.
Until she saw two mutated border collies...
"Qiaoqiao, come and wash! They like you the most!"
"Okay, okay!"
He suddenly asked: "How to wash?"
It's embarrassing to say that several dogs in the family run around in the fields every day, and even plunge into ponds when the weather is hot. Therefore, even though the old Song family has been raising dogs for more than half a year, no one has even thought of bathing the dogs.
Of course, this is quite common in rural areas, so no one asks about it at all.
Therefore, Qiao Qiao has no experience at all on how to wash a dog.
And what about Song Tan?
She thought for a while: "Wait a minute, I'll ask."
However, the dog brother Sun Shouping did not answer the phone. Song Tan waited for a while, and saw that the delay continued. It was almost black
, she hurriedly searched Baidu, and when the words came to her lips, the knowledge she had just learned flowed out again...
So I had to conclude: "You can bathe them the same way you bathe yourself."
"Oh!" Qiaoqiao understood.
Then he asked: "Then can I teach the children?"
"Okay!" Song Tan waved his hand: "Let Brother Yanping help you, you hurry up and give it to them Wash it.”
Okay!
Qiaoqiao waved his hand: "Come on, come into the bathroom!"
So, several dogs, including the king, stood by the living room door and walked happily along with his call. He entered the house in small steps.
The king first filled the bathroom with his strong body.
While Zhang Yanping was busy setting the name of the live broadcast room, he was worried: "All the dogs have come back to take a bath. Can it be okay if no one in the mountains and fields can watch?"
"Okay!" Song Tan looked at the sky: "They have short hair, and they can wash for several hours, so no one will pay attention to this one hour, right? The timing is too precise."
After a few hours, let's break through the golden cherry blossoms in front of the fence first.
“And isn’t there a large area of surveillance on the mountain?”
It’s a shame to say that this surveillance money is probably wasted, and it hasn’t had the slightest effect so far—it might. It has a deterrent effect.
In short, Song Tan is very confident that the dog has left his job temporarily.
Nothing else, it’s just that Dabai and Goose Girl are still walking around every day...
And here, Zhang Yanping has also set up a live broadcast room——
[Non-professional dog washing teaching, please do not imitate at your own risk]
Very good, this name alone is full of persuasion to quit. Effect.
But the fans are rebellious, so no!
As soon as the live broadcast started, people rushed over——
【What? Wash the dog? Do single dogs need to be washed? 】
【What to wash? Washing a single dog? Who will wash it? 】
【Anchor wash me! Beat some milk, add salt, and knead it into a paste...]
[The one in front of you is from Northeastern China, right? You must have thoroughly understood the bathing culture]
[Take a shower before it gets dark? 】
【hiss! Southerners shut up! We in the north don’t have showers, only hot baths! 】
【We also use hot water when taking a shower...】
【Can’t the shivering northern dog not hear the word "shower"? 】
As soon as the live broadcast started, Zhang Yanping stared at the live broadcast room and fell silent.
"Just...they are quite idle."
He was cautious in his assessment and did not comment on the mental state of contemporary netizens. I just quickly added:
"Everyone, please read the title clearly! Non-professional dog washers must never imitate. If you imitate, we will be irresponsible!"
< br>Then he picked up the phone and entered the bathroom. And the netizens in front of the screen:...
There is a mist of water, what are you looking at? Want to see Wonderland?
[…]
[…It’s hard to comment. The gangster brother didn’t study physics in junior high school, right? Hot and cold alternate, water vapor evaporates, what do we see? 】
【The gangster brother must not be short-sighted, right? Have you ever worn glasses? ]
[Understood, this is how a fairy washes a dog, and there is a reason why we are not allowed to learn it]
[Yeah, who made me lose my spiritual roots...]< br>
Zhang Yanping was stunned when he looked at the dense water mist that quickly gathered on the screen.
After a while, he quickly wiped his phone and put it up to the window, where the water vapor was not so heavy and could be broadcast.
At this moment, Qiaoqiao had already used the showerhead to wet the king's body carefully.
He really doesn’t know how to wash dogs, but since my sister said it, it must be okay!
So——
"Children, today I will teach you how to wash your dog! This way you can also give your own dog a bath."
[Very good, click me, right? You know I don’t have a dog and stabbed me on purpose, right?]
[I have a cat, and I take a bath...don’t even mention it, it’s all blood and tears]
[Silently hug my Teddy tight...this You have to go to a pet shop for styling, otherwise no matter how you wash it at home, you will end up with a sloppy dog with a middle parting]
[I’d like to ask, do you think the same care is needed? Supplies, the pet store smells good when washed out, but it smells like dog when washed out by yourself】
[What a sin, my dog toiletries are 698, I use sulfur soap for two yuan]
[What does the anchor use? Seeking Amway]
[Open my eyes and take a closer look - the anchor uses hey hey hey hey what are you doing! 】
In front of the camera, Qiaoqiao was standing next to the king, squeezing out a dollop of shampoo: "Your Majesty, let me wash your hair first!"
And the fans in the live broadcast room I just watched him rub bubbles, then rub bubbles on the king's head, and then continued to rub bubbles, and said seriously:
"Children, we need to wash the dog's head first! But Wang's hair is short and he is a boy, so I don't need conditioner... Teacher Tang said that she needs to use conditioner when washing her hair. "
Everyone in the live broadcast room:...
[Is it possible...that a dog has hair all over its body?" 】
【Oh, rub that bubble of yours down a little more! 】
【I have never owned a dog, so I sincerely ask, do dogs also need to wash their hair first and then their body? Are your feet washed last? Can I use a bath towel? 】
[I laughed so hard hahahahahahaha]
[Actually, I like to take a shower first and then wash my hair at home... Tsk, it sounds a bit weird when I say it]
And Zhang Yanping took a look. After watching the barrage and looking at Qiaoqiao's movements, I finally understood what went wrong -
"Qiaoqiao, when the dog takes a bath... you don't need to separate the head and body, right? Just squeeze in more shampoo and apply it all over the body. Rub it once! ”
The king’s hair is short, and although it grows denser in winter, it’s still easy to rub, so just do it twice.
You can’t just rub salt and add essential oil, right?
“Huh?”
However, Qiaoqiao turned to look at him, her eyes full of disbelief:
“Brother Yanping, you don’t even put soap on your body. , Don’t you need a bath towel? Are you a little sloppy?”
He emphasized: “Shampoo can’t clean the whole body!”
Zhang Yanping:...
“I’m talking about a dog! It’s a dog!!!”
Different dogs have different cleaning and care procedures. For urban pet dogs, please follow the advice of professionals. This chapter is for entertainment only! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Update 2.
I still have a chapter to make up for yesterday’s...but I’m so sleepy! ! Tomorrow.
Good night!