Chapter 1067 1067. Shaving pig hair
Pig hair shaving is a very stress-relieving job.
Even if the scraper provided by the pig butcher is just a simple wooden board with a large blade embedded in it. But when the boiling water was scalded over the pig body, the scraper was scraping it piece by piece, bringing down clumps of thick pig hair...
Not to mention Qin Yun, Zhang Yanping and Xin Jundu Eager to try.
It happened that the second pig was about to be killed here. The aunt came out with a basin and saw her son idle there, so she quickly urged him:
"Don't just watch, do some work too."
This is the traditional old mother.
I cared for him like a jewel at home, and I was not willing to let him wash the dishes when I went out. I was afraid that he would have nothing to do at a relative's house... This made Zhang Yanping sigh helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I'll start working later. I'll ask Qiaoqiao to do the live broadcast first."
The scene of killing the pig is too bloody, so it is destined not to be broadcast.
But now they have all been killed and the blood has been drained, just enough to give an explanation to the fans who did not have the opportunity to participate in the pig-killing feast.
Looking at the time again, at this point, it’s probably time for all the netizens staying in hotels in the city to set off!
There are ten netizens in total, and three spots are for the live broadcast platform - if you want to sign a long-term contract with Qiao Qiao, you have to come up with a decent signing fee, right?
How to get the signature fee? It depends on today's pig-killing feast.
Zhang Yanping became proud and felt that it was wonderful to be a tough Party A - the initiative to sign the contract was in his own hands, and he also had unique advantages. It felt so good!
So, Qiao Qiao’s diary was only half written when Heng Hengchichi was pulled out again:
“It’s time to start a live broadcast, let your children see how our pork is eaten. It’s in your mouth.”
“Okay!” Qiao Qiao was a little embarrassed. Everyone was on winter vacation, and he had very little time to broadcast live, and he didn’t even have time to give the children their winter vacation homework!
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt proud while holding the mobile phone holder——
Teacher Qiao Qiao needs to think carefully, what kind of homework should be left during the winter vacation?
At this moment, on the bus that was traveling at a constant speed, everyone's mobile phones suddenly rang with notifications.
“Ah!” Someone shouted anxiously: “Why are you starting a live broadcast before I even go there?”
“Hurry up, hurry up, are you killing a pig?”
"We should have gone earlier this morning. It's a pity that we didn't see the killing of pigs with our own eyes."
"It's okay not to watch, I'm timid. I don't dare to watch."< br>
"I'm different. I just wonder how much I can eat at noon..."
As soon as he said this, everyone who deliberately didn't eat much in the morning touched their stomachs in unison.
In the back seat of the bus, the three people sitting in a row turned on their mobile phones, put on their headphones, and watched the live broadcast seriously.
While still staring at the data in the live broadcast room.
“It’s incredible. It’s only been one minute since it started airing, and I think the number of viewers has already exceeded 10,000.”
"This appeal is more than twice as good as those Internet celebrities with millions of fans!"
"I guess our visit was not in vain... They are really popular! The products sold in the live broadcast room are also really good. There is no replacement..."
"It's almost 30,000... Everyone knows the truth, but there has to be a balance between how much the signing fee is! Look, what are you doing here? ?”
In the live broadcast room in front of me, Qiao Qiao was explaining to everyone with a smile:
“Children, this is what you have to do after killing the pig - shave the pig! Pig hair is a bit hard and rough, and it won’t taste good if it’s not shaved cleanly.”
"But the uncle who killed the pig now has to kill other pigs, so the two uncles and elder brother are the ones shaving the pig hair."
Qin Yunzheng scooped a large ladle of hot water from the wooden barrel at the bottom. When the pig was poured on the pig, when he heard this, the pig's body trembled, not to mention it was almost scalded.
“Holy shit, be careful!”
What’s more, when I was startled, I put a lot of force under my hand, and the “swipe” was just a piece of pig hair. Qin Yun raised his head and glanced at Zhang Yanping, and subconsciously his voice became much weaker: "You said I'm still young, why am I an uncle?"
After saying this, he saw Xin Jun and Zhang Yanping opposite him glance at him.
Qin Yun fell silent for a moment.
The live broadcast room was also shocked -
[So big! So white! What a fat pig! 】
【Guaiguai, can pigs grow so big now? How many kilograms does this weigh? 】
【Wow! It turns out that this is how pig hair is removed... This pig is so round and chubby]
[Ahhh, pork, pork, pork! ! ! 】
【Link on link, link on link! 】
【Can I sell it? I went to your house in the summer to see the Changweizhi, didn't I say it could be sold? 】
【? ? ? Is there a local in front? ! Why don't you just rush to the door of your house? ! 】
[Am I the only one who sees the gangster brother... Look at the way he shaves pig hair with a calm face, isn't he cold and fierce? ]
[Help, it seems like he is not killing pigs, but committing a crime.]
[Shh! If you dare to say such things to your elder brother, will you risk your life? 】
[Teacher Qiaoqiao, tell the truth, was this pig killed by our eldest brother? 】
【I saw him holding down the pig's head coldly, picking up a long knife with his right hand and stabbing it hard! The dark face is still expressionless, but the coldness in the eyes is...】
[Okay, okay, I’ll give you the pen! You write it! The stronger the New Year flavor, the more expensive the pork! 】
But Qiaoqiao didn't know this. He just curiously moved the camera closer to the chubby pig and sighed silently.
“Fortunately, you are not in pain.”
But suddenly my mind was attracted by another thing:
“Children, we were too busy before, so we didn’t I have assigned you homework for winter vacation - can you finish it today? ”
"When you go back to kill the pig, remember to shave the pig hair with your own hands! Look, it's very simple."
[Okay, okay! As a social creature, you still have to relive your childhood nightmares, right? 】
[Winter vacation homework and other things are not done by serious people]
[Um... I am willing to do this homework, but Teacher Qiaoqiao, please tell me where to get it first. How is the pig? 】
【Don't make me cry for the Chinese New Year. There is no field or land, no way to grow corn or sweet potatoes, and now there are no pigs】
[What a coincidence, Teacher Qiaoqiao, I am a poor student, and I can’t afford winter vacation homework—unless you take apart a pig leg and send it to me, and I will do the homework for you]
[You lost it in front of me Is it the gold abacus, the silver abacus, or the plastic abacus in my hand? 】
【Damn it! Knowing that we can't eat pork, they still give us homework! 】
【I don’t accept it! How many of them went to the pig-killing feast? Why don’t they need to write papers when they eat meat? 】
On the bus, he was looking at everyone in the live broadcast room with a happy smile:...
? ? ? The boomerang actually hit me? !
February is a month destined to fail to achieve perfect attendance. There will be fewer updates in February. After all, there are too many things to do during the New Year.
Update one.
(End of this chapter)