Lu Chuan inexplicably knelt down and turned off the fire in the stove. Then he looked at his grandma and grandpa who couldn't take his eyes away. He couldn't help but ask:
"What should I choose?"
Song Tan said sadly: "It's just a routine hometown project, randomly selecting a single dog to match me..."
Lu Chuan:...
He suddenly laughed too The voice came: "What a coincidence, just now in the yard, your aunt and uncle have already adapted it - well, it is a must-have item for going out."
Then he raised the basin in his hand slightly and said, "I'm going to work - there's a lot of water at the door, so be careful."
Grandma nodded repeatedly, looking at Lu Chuan as if she wanted to glow.
But he was obviously used to this kind of gaze, and he left gracefully at this moment.
Song Tan was no longer embarrassed in an instant, and instead pushed his grandfather's wheelchair: "Grandma, let's go, there are people waiting at home - there are several singles, please take a look, we are not in a hurry. ”
Grandma held her arm, hating that iron could not become steel:
"Why do you feel so good about yourself? The young man in front of you is satisfied with just one! How many more do you want? Look how handsome he is!"
Song Tan laughed: "This We have just met each other, so we can’t judge people by their appearance...”
“Nonsense!” Grandma glared at her: “If I hadn’t judged people by their appearance, would I have been able to marry your grandfather? The more ordinary man he was, the worse he was. "
Song Tan nodded and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay! Come on, let's go into the house first. Once we're inside, let's take him down slowly..."
"That's right!" Grandma patted Grandpa: "How about it? This guy is much more handsome than you were when you were young, isn't he? We must have the ability."
Grandpa grunted, unable to say anything against his will, so he could only find fault with himself:
“If you look so white, you probably don’t know how to work in the fields, right?”
< br>Grandma sneered: "When we got married, you didn't even know how to cook."
Grandpa was silent for a moment.
……
However, grandma couldn't enter the yard for a while, because as soon as they got around the crowd, they saw a group of people at the door carrying and hugging the big fat pig by hooking its two hind legs and hanging them upside down on the shelf. Got it!
During this period, there were also jokes from the villagers:
“Hey, I just said that you guys from the city are not that energetic, right? It’s so embarrassing.”
"Is this pig heavy? It's not for nothing that it weighs more than 480 pounds! I haven't seen such a big fat pig in many years."
"Oh, Xiao Qin and Xiao He are here to help wear such new clothes. clothes, look at the pig’s clothes.”
In the crowd, two ordinary-looking men stood there and giggled, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures of the pig.
When grandma and grandpa heard that this pig weighed more than 400 kilograms, how could it still move? I just squeezed into the crowd and started watching.
The pig butcher we hired has indeed been good at it for many years. Although he rarely does it now, his skill is still there.
I saw the bright knife gently and deftly pulling down the pig's belly. It was like cutting butter, and the whole pig's internal organs were cut open so easily.
The abdominal cavity of the fat white pig opened up, and the hot air instantly floated out, followed by the internal organs that were teetering on the verge of falling.
"Where's the bucket? Where's the bucket?" The pig butcher shouted loudly inside, and he saw Qiaoqiao approaching with his mobile phone. At the same time, he moved his feet and kicked over an old plastic bucket that had been prepared in advance.
The pig butcher raised his foot and hooked the bucket directly below the pig. At this moment, the sharp knife in his hand lightly and deftly made two cuts in the abdominal cavity. Before he could see which direction it was, he saw a big The lump of thick blue-gray pig intestines fell in instantly.
"Ah! Children, have you seen it? This is the pig's large intestine. There is also the pig's small intestine - the small intestine will be given to the uncle who kills the pig later, but my mother said that she wants to fill it with some sausages this year, so I need to discuss with my uncle to give him more money and Xiaochang can keep it myself.”
The live broadcast room was already in shock!
Just, it has to be our Qiaoqiao anchor! He really shows us how to kill a pig!
Just like those fans in the live broadcast room, even if they kill pigs in their hometown, their viewing angles are probably not that close!
Now that I have seen with my own eyes the pig's hair being shaved open in a hot water bucket, and seeing the butcher's muscular body, the knife is so smooth and silky, I am simply shocked. ! From a certain point of view, this live broadcast is like repairing a donkey's hoof, it's so addictive!
The barrage is already abuzz!
【Nine-turn large intestine ah ah ah! I want to eat! 】
【Vinegar fat intestines! Stir-fried pork sausage with hot pepper! What about the lucky ones who participated in the pig killing feast? Eat it hard for me! 】
【Ah ah ah, is this the pig I’m going to eat later! It's so pitiful, I can't even imagine how delicious it is! 】
【At this moment, there is a flame of jealousy in my heart. There are so many lucky people in the world, why can't I be the only one...]
[Ahhh, I'm so jealous that I'm rolling all over the bed and have nowhere to vent! 】
【Hmph! Although I can't eat the pig-killing feast, I don't have to wash my intestines. I won't cry! 】
【that is! There’s nothing to be jealous of. These pig intestines are hard to deal with. Whether you can eat them for lunch or not is another matter.]
[He’s anxious. He’s anxious.]
[Give me the pig urine. Ah! 】
【What is it? 】
【Pig urine bladder is the pig's bladder! 】
[Can you eat this too? ! ! Shocking jpg】
【What can't this do? This is delicious when braised. When we were young, this was our folk remedy to treat bedwetting]
[Ahhh, I want to eat pork liver! Fried pork liver, drooling all over the floor]
[Pork liver soup! Wolfberry Pork Liver Soup – my love! 】
【That... everyone only looks at the present, only I see the future. Teacher Qiaoqiao, if your family keeps small intestines, can you sell me some stuffed sausages? 】
【sausage! I want it! I want something spicy! 】
【Cantonese style yyds! 】
【Don’t you do blood sausage enema? 】
【What kind of blood sausage should I drink? One pot of cabbage, pig blood and tofu is so delicious! 】
【Okay, okay, right after the pig's entrails were cut out, you guys started fighting among yourself, right? If you have any objections, please bring it up to those who went to the pig-killing feast! 】
【that is! What time is it? The pigs are all being slaughtered. Why haven't they arrived yet? Inflating pigs, scraping their hair and washing their intestines, that's not much work at all, right? 】
【Yes, yes, yes! It is highly recommended to arrange for them to learn to wash pig intestines! 】
【Second, strongly second! 】
Everyone was discussing in full swing, but the pig butcher had already pushed the heavy basin aside, and then greeted people:
"Come on, come on, prepare to split it in half." ! Come here and hold some help so that this good meat doesn’t fall to the ground.”
Qin Yun and He Kuang looked at each other for an instant, then one of them took two steps back holding his mobile phone, and the other bravely stepped forward:
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
Although they were weak, they could There are so many people, and the meat cutting table is on one side. It can still support half of the two hundred kilograms.
As for the clothes...they are just dirty if they are dirty. It makes no difference if they are more dirty or less dirty.
The most important thing is——
Pig killing, participating in the killing of pigs in person, is really fun!
Update 2, good night.