Lu Chuan raised his eyebrows.
“You mean, everyone has their own discussion?”
Qin Yun and He Kuai nodded wildly: “Yeah!”
Lu Chuan smiled meaningfully: "You call her sister-in-law, and she calls you idiot - is this the way to go?"
Qin Yun's face slowly fell.
With the richness of modern people's food, the temptation of lard residue is actually far less than that in ancient times, but the strange thing is that when you eat half the plate in front of you, you don't feel that you can't eat it at all.
A little full at best.
It’s no wonder Qin Yun couldn’t resist such a good thing.
They can't even quit milk tea and have no self-control at all. Anything sweet or salty, just pop it into your mouth.
At this moment, the other party was very angry: "If you don't agree, you won't agree. Why are you attacking me personally? Just tell me if you are single? Just tell me if Song Tan is very beautiful, right?"
He pointed and said: "Let me tell you, you just haven't met the Chinese New Year, otherwise a single like you would have no status at home."
In a certain respect, what he said is the same. Fact, but Lu Chuan was not moved at all, and just looked at him with a half-smile:
"Then when you cried to me and said that I saved your dog's life, why didn't you say that I would save your life? How about it?”
“This method is low-cost and convenient, how great!”
Qin Yun made a displeased face: “…”
Isn't it the first time I meet my girlfriend's parents? They have no experience, so I asked you to learn more. By the way, I have no money to buy a house and asked you to borrow another loan...
What is the promise of my body? He, a flowery man, also has requirements for his partner, okay?
First of all, it must be a woman.
Qin Yun said bitterly: "Forget it if I can't help you. Anyway, I think you two are destined - right? Not to mention?"
What's more, he smiled innocently, as if he didn't understand anything. .
But looking at the speed with which he struck, it was obviously much faster than Qin Yun, so much so that Lu Chuan couldn't laugh or cry when he recalled it. He couldn't figure out where he found these two sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks as friends.
......
But the friendship between men is always so strange and not very reasonable.
For example, at this moment, Zhang Chen, who had come all the way here, looked at his good brother Wu Lei, who was wearing plastic rain boots and rain trousers, a mask and a cotton hat, and was shoveling dung with a shovel in his hand. He felt really sad. Tears!
“Why is your cousin so cruel! Is this what you are doing in the middle of winter?!”
Whose young man is so hard-working and hard-working nowadays?
The cold wind blew by the river, and the cow and sheep dung gave birth to a strange smell in the fermentation tank. But the young man is unkempt and conscientious. While others are busy killing New Year pigs, he is here conscientiously shoveling manure...
"Is this cousin of yours my cousin?"
Good brother I can't help but fight against injustice.
However, Wu Lei had a sigh on his face: "You don't understand, Tan Tan told me that we have to kill five pigs today, and the workload is very heavy."
Think about it, the pig weighs three to four hundred pounds each, and even with his skinny arms and legs, he would find it difficult to pick up a basket of cow dung, so why bother to get exposed to different types of work?
Zhang Yanping murmured, afraid that the pig would kick him in the stomach. No matter how thick the fat is, it can't stop the bruises, right?
“And there are so many people in the village, seven aunts and eight aunts want to inquire about my single status... That won’t work, brother, I’ll tell you the truth, I see through it now.”
“ A man without a career cannot find a partner with good conditions."
Zhang Chen opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
But looking at him standing there with a shovel, he still couldn't help but ask: "Then your career... doesn't look too glamorous?"
Which girl with good conditions would be willing to meet this guy? The young man shoveling manure in the cow pen!
He said sincerely: "I told you earlier, otherwise you would go to Ningcheng, I will ask my dad to arrange a job for you."
If you want to earn more, just Go to the construction site to dust, or work as a security guard when you are free and have no ideals. How can it not be more comfortable than shoveling cow dung?
Wulei was even more moved.
But no!
“My parents are here too!”
“They have been very serious about raising cattle recently. Professor Song from Tantan’s family also promised to introduce better breeds of beef cattle in the spring... The two of us are about to start training!”
Raising cattle itself is not a difficult thing. My uncle’s family is here just to learn more scientific breeding, some common diseases and feed ratios. of.
Now that we have been at home for a few months, we should have some experience during the New Year.
Wu Lei vowed: "Next year when you come to my house, I will take you to herd cattle!"
Zhang Chen:...
How to say it? Nowadays, it is rare to find such a simple and honest person in the countryside.
He could only sigh: "Then do you still want to go to the pig-killing feast? If so, we can go together."
Wu Lei thought for a while: "Okay! But the cattle farm can't Liren, I’ll take my mother there first, and my father will come back after dinner.”
Just as he was talking, he heard the door of the sheepfold creaking, and his eldest aunt raised her voice: "Wulei, Tantan asked you to go over first, take the princess and the others over, and also call their original owner. Let’s take a look.”
“Okay!” Wu Lei said, “Mom, go get the princess and the others. I’ll go change clothes first. My friend will drive here to pick us up, so there’s no need to ride a tricycle.”
When my aunt heard this, she looked at Zhang Chen who was smiling and saying hello, and couldn't help but smile:
"Xiao Zhang, could you please come all the way here... What do you think of me? There’s nothing to entertain, how embarrassing it is...”
She can see now that Wu Lei has grown up, and the only close friend he has is the young man in front of him——
After all, no one can tolerate Erque.
The smile was especially sincere at this moment: "Tan Tan's house will be selling beef later, I asked Leile to leave a few kilograms for you."
"Okay, okay!" Zhang Chen said something else. There is no shortage, but there is a shortage of things from the old Song family. At this moment, he said unceremoniously:
"Aunt, don't leave a few kilograms. Thirty or fifty kilograms is not too much, and one or two kilograms is not too little. I will transfer how much to Wu Lei at that time. !”
While he was talking, he urged Wu Lei:
"Hurry up and change your clothes, otherwise they will take away all the delicious food later."
By the way, I couldn't help but sincerely suggested: "Raising cattle is very good, but you have to Don’t be prepared?”
“When I came here, I had contact with the two previous municipal procurements. Don’t tell me, this T system is different! Temperament, when you say that you are the governor of Ning Province, some people will believe you!"
"I was thinking, you are still young, why don't you study along the way and see if we can also take the public examination? Something like that?”
No matter what you do, shoveling shit like this is really not good!
He is only in his twenties and not in his fifties!
However, Wu Lei’s brain has been washed by the vast golden river and the carefree cattle and sheep, and now he has a very clear understanding of himself:
“My mother Having said that, my brain is not suitable for that - besides, don’t put any filters on the system. I was doing Douyin a while ago, and the security guard in my community looked very cool!”
Zhang Chen:...
...And here is the old Song family.
When the five pigs were almost divided, the work of the butchers came to an end, and the villagers who came to join in the fun also sighed and chatted into the yard.
We are all from the countryside, and no one will be polite. While chatting with Song Sancheng Wulan who was busy packing things, he kept talking about the big yard that he had not seen for a long time. Praise:
“This building is really beautiful, like the big villa on Douyin, it costs an estimated one million... Tsk, tsk, tsk, the child must be promising...”
This is a villager who went out to work at the beginning of the year and doesn’t know much about it yet.
"This big yard is clean, open and bright. Why don't you order more vegetables in the flower beds next to it? It would be so convenient to just pick and fry!"
This is a comment from someone who went to work in the second half of the year.
And the aunts like Li Lanhua and Zhang Hong who often worked in Lao Song's house were already carrying buckets of offal and starting to clean up.
If nothing else, the pig intestines taste delicious, but they are almost useless to put away.
And they probably know the price of vegetables in the Lao Song family now, and they have earned so much money from carrots and cabbage this year...
Isn’t this the time to perform well?
While chatting, the snacks placed on several tables in the yard were put into the mouth——
“Hmm!”
Just chewed Everyone who took the next bite of the rice sticks widened their eyes and were speechless by the delicious food they had never imagined.
“How to make this rice pole? Who made it? How do you have this skill?”
"Look at how thick the rice stalk is and it's a little sticky when you bite it. It must be made from our own good rice - Sancheng, what kind of rice is yours this year?"
Song Sancheng actually doesn't remember much. It’s clear, but he had taken a photo, and now he was smiling: “If it’s delicious, you can eat more. I’ll find out what kind it is...”
Rice sticks and rice crackers are piled at home. You can eat whatever you want in a room!
But before he could find out which species he heard, the villagers started chatting again:
"No need to ask, didn't you see that the great professor was still in the yard just now? That's Those who have been on the national stage are really capable!”
"Yes! Do you know about the Academy of Agricultural Sciences? The big experts there have been studying farming all their lives, just like hybrid rice..."
"Is it so good? Then we don't know if we can keep some for ourselves. I can also plant it..."
"I'm afraid of the difficulty. This thing is probably fattening, and the investment is huge...Didn't you hear what the old Song family said before that it would take tens of millions of loans to build a small mountain... ..."
For a small mountain village like theirs, one million is considered top-notch and powerful, and a small mountain bag worth tens of millions...
Tsk, tsk, tsk, I don’t dare to think about it! How to pay it back?
With that money in the bank, I can live comfortably earning interest every month.
Everyone was talking and talking, and the more they talked, the more mysterious they became.
When Song Sancheng pulled out the photo, the entire courtyard was already shocked that his daughter had become an agriculture professor and had the ability to borrow hundreds of millions of yuan.
Song Sancheng: ...
To be honest, he was also shocked.
He can guarantee that few people in these villages will see one hundred thousand in cash in their lifetime. Why are they so bold to think of a loan of hundreds of millions?
How to get a loan? Go to the bank and they will give you whatever you want. !
How come the more unreasonable it is, the more people believe it!
By the way, there were a few people pulling at the dried sweet potatoes with ferocious expressions on their faces. They couldn’t figure out why there was such a thing that couldn’t even be chewed.
The wearable sweetness, paired with the overly hard and pliable home-made dried sweet potatoes, is really addictive.
There was also a fisherman in the corner who had been busy all morning with his camera set up. The two of them were chewing something with their heads tilted, and the main one had a ferocious look on his face.
When Song Sancheng took a closer look, he realized that each of them had pinched a dried chestnut...
The honest man Song Sancheng felt guilty.
Just, next time, next time I hold a banquet at home, I will definitely not put such hard-to-bite items.
……
In the living room, everyone has a different atmosphere.
What's the atmosphere?
——This trip is well worth it!
Although this is a bit exaggerated - after all, lard residue is just a taste, and you can't really eat it until you're full. No matter how delicious it is, you still have to get tired of it! That thing takes up a lot of space, and there's only so much in a pot. It's just something fresh for everyone to eat.
But the group of people in the innermost group all have to do physical training on a daily basis, and they are fighting for each other in a lively manner, and everyone is satisfied.
Secretary Wang and the leader sat reservedly on the other side. Now that they had tasted both sweet and salty, leaving only an empty plate, they felt that the trip was worthwhile.
The satisfaction brought by high-calorie snacks is unmatched by any good food or wine!
But they were full of wine and food, and there were still lively voices on the sofa on the back side:
“Xiao Du, I’m old and don’t have much. Life has gotten better, but now there is not much to eat..."
On the other side, there are young people who are resisting: "Old man, I really can't, I really can't eat too much..."
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"Xiao Wang, just tell me, am I good to you? My wife didn't even take me to bring you here..."
"Old man, let's be honest, you wouldn't be able to get out without me." Far away..."
It was obvious that these little old men and their respective young assistants were engaged in an extreme tug-of-war, from being gentle to showing weakness to the enemy...
Everyone was overjoyed to hear this. After a while, I couldn't help but turn around and take a look. However, after looking at him, the brothers in the armed police system couldn't help but straighten their backs.
Just...how do you feel like a fellow traveler?
And how come these colleagues are so neatly arranged, with one old man matching each other?
For a while, everyone looked at the few old men with little appearance, and couldn't help but wonder which retired leader in the system they were...
Hiss!
It seems that I can’t think about it carefully.
Otherwise, if you retire at this level, you will be assigned a guard?
And while they were staring at each other blankly, a few little old men with little appearance moved quickly and with lightning speed, they pinched the few remaining lard residues and laughed happily.
Actually, Lao Zhu and others are enjoying themselves now, so they don’t have to eat it. It’s just rare to see everyone happily fighting for it, so they want to eat it too.
The next moment, the leader in the corner who was holding a cup of tea and savoring it suddenly let out an earth-shattering cough!
“Cough cough cough cough cough——”
The leader was so anxious that he was speechless!
Secretary Wang is a personal figure. For some reason, he lost his tacit understanding with the leader at this moment. He could only ask him anxiously:
"Don't worry! I'll get anything you need - do you want paper?" Let me wipe you with a towel..."
The leader looked at the little old men over there looking at them curiously, and instantly coughed and bent over...
Two in one Update, good night. On the third day of the Lunar New Year... I updated sadly. I really caught up! Now go delete the leave note.
In order to maintain perfect attendance, I really tried my best. If I lose it one day, I am really afraid that I will break the jar.