Early the next morning.
Before the bed horn sounded, Zhan Ming just opened his eyes habitually due to his biological clock, and saw a ghostly figure standing by the bedside.
Wait a minute, he slept on the top bunk!
It was not the time to turn on the lights in their underground dormitory, and the light was very dark. This sudden appearance frightened him so much that he subconsciously turned over and sat up, then punched him!
With a "bang" sound, the fist hit the person solidly, but it only hit the shoulder, it was hot and hard.
The other party let go and slipped directly from the ladder.
After Zhan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he quickly looked down at the railing: "Who is it?!"
Then the lights in the dormitory were turned on.
Everyone had woken up early because of the noise that had been made in advance, and now they were staring at the person standing in the middle of the dormitory, with horror on their faces:
"Who are you?"
Zhan Ming was lying beside the bed and was furious: "Fuck, you can scare people to death, you know?! It's a good thing I didn't hit you in the face with my fist, otherwise you'd still blame me for disfiguring you!"
Well, the person in the middle of the dormitory is disfigured. Her face was swollen and her cheeks were swollen. Not only were her face and neck full of red bumps, but her eyelids were also swollen. The upper lip is even more rosy and pouty, like that anchor on the Internet who has pouty lips...
It’s very plump!
The changes in the lips obviously also affect the speech, including the squinting of the eyes that cannot be opened, and the hatred value is conveyed less.
Everyone just heard him glare at Zhan Ming hatefully: "You kid, you almost killed me...just wait for me!"
After the other party said that, he turned around and left the dormitory again.
Everyone turned to look at the upper bunk, and Zhan Ming looked innocent: "What are you looking at me for? I don't even know who he is!"
But he soon found out. .
Because it was early in the morning, the monitor also came. Soon, everyone knew that there was a thief who was indifferent and took off all his equipment when changing the guard, so that the brothers who came to take over did not need protection.
Good guy, the other party really wasn’t wearing one. When I looked at it during the changing of the guard, I couldn’t even identify him.
This is a big deal in the team.
Because it’s only April now, if the weather hadn’t suddenly picked up a while ago, there wouldn’t be so many mosquitoes in this season. But if this joke were played in June or July, it would really kill people!
So much so that everyone was shocked. Zhan Ming was called out in a daze, and he felt that a huge pot had been smashed down, beating him to pieces. From now on, his surname will be changed to Dou, Dou E. of sinus.
“I really didn’t lie!” He almost swore to God and the Party!
“I stood there yesterday too! If you don’t believe it, look at the surveillance, I really didn’t wear protection, there were just no mosquitoes...”
He took it, but when he was waiting for the changing of the guard, he didn't see a single mosquito. He really thought that there would be no mosquitoes this month, so he simply didn't bring it with him when it was his turn.
I worked the night shift for two whole hours, and I really didn’t even hear a mosquito chirping. When changing the guard, I just said a casual word to express my surprise. Who would have thought...
At this moment, Zhan Ming stood there and said blankly: "Have I evolved?"
"Bullshit!" The squad leader glared at him: "Even if you evolve into a superman, the mosquitoes here can bite you with blood! ”
There used to be many recruits who didn’t believe in evil and talked about how they couldn’t absorb mosquitoes. After standing there for 10 minutes, they cried for their fathers and mothers.
The mosquitoes in their area are truly the overlord. Especially during June and July when I was on guard duty, the entire gauze cover was densely packed with people lying on their stomachs! Just say how could there not be a single mosquito? !
“What new mosquito repellent did you use?” A group of people stared at the surveillance camera for a long time. Although it was not so high-definition that not even a single mosquito was missed, Zhan Ming’s state while standing guard was clearly visible. - It is true that he was not wearing protection and did not appear to be harassed by mosquitoes.
Zhan Ming was even more confused: "No..."
But now that the matter had started, his comrades in the dormitory were also questioned one by one. Everyone thought about it and finally asked hesitantly: "Could it be mugwort?"
What? The leaders were stunned. What mugwort?
"It's the mugwort tea given out by the logistics department yesterday! Zhan Ming doesn't like drinking it, so he uses it to soak in water to wash and take a bath."
I didn't mention washing my feet, which really saved his respect. .
“What?!” Now it was the turn of the logistics leader who was watching and joining in the fun to get angry: “Do you know how many applications I wrote for this thing before I got it?! Do you know how difficult it is to get this money? ? I have to say good things to the seller, they are not willing to make this money! If you don’t reveal your identity, do you think you can get such a good thing?”
He was furious!
As a logistics leader, he spends much more time on his mobile phone every day than ordinary soldiers. Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room came to his attention last year after he tasted the tea and egg braised packets sent by his comrades' families.
No one cared about that thing at first, but when they heard that it cost 20 yuan, everyone still laughed and took it to the canteen.
Who knew that when the pot of marinated ingredients was being cooked, the entire canteen would be filled with the strong aroma of the marinated ingredients. Even if there was no meat in it, the aroma of the tea eggs would be so overwhelming that people will never forget it.
Finally, the eggs were taken out and everyone divided them, and they reluctantly put chicken feet, meat, dried tofu, etc. inside, but because the ingredients were not that interesting, it tasted just average. .
When I went to rush to buy again, not to mention that the signal here was poor and I couldn't grab it, I finally managed to grab one pack, just one pack! The other party still said the same old saying about online shopping: "I'm sorry to kiss you, but we can't offer free shipping here."
Since then, Qiaoqiao Live Room has taken root in everyone's hearts.
But his live broadcast is not regular, and the time when everyone here can find time to surf the Internet is also not fixed. 9 times out of 10, I watch people rush to buy it, and here I slap my thigh.
This time, he found the comrade who had provided the tea and egg marinade packets. The other party went back to ask his family members, and the family members asked their relatives——
Finally, Zhu Xin Let’s ask Song Tan.
Otherwise there would be no chance at all.
Just for this one application, the tip of my pen was scratching out sparks when writing the application materials. No one knew the difficulty when they received this!
Now I heard that some people use this thing for bathing...
Everyone looked at the logistics leader nervously, really afraid that his blood pressure would rise.
But the point now is not taking a bath or drinking tea, but -
"This mugwort tea is just soaked in water and rubbed on the body. Does it really have such an effect?" It doesn’t even need to be simmered for a long time, 100% of the medicinal properties are volatilized!
This is too outrageous, right?
You know, they even tried burning a whole moxa stick in the guard box! As a result, the people standing guard were so miserable that they were dripping with tears, but the mosquitoes were still alive...
At this moment, everyone was staring at the inconspicuous mugwort tea brewed in their cups, eager to experiment... …(End of Chapter)