The little saint was woken up by the old monk.
"It would be great if you let him sleep a little longer. At least he doesn't have to think about being beaten away by his good friend." Zhang Qingdi said from the side.
"If you don't want to be punched away, shut up the old monk!" The old monk shouted murderously.
Zhang Qingdi felt that he was not afraid of him, but just didn’t want to know him the same way, so he shut up obediently.
"Master, I lost."
"There is no need for you to tell me something like this that I knew from the beginning." Zhang Qingdi said indifferently.
"Monkey..."
"Don't worry, someone will vent your anger when the time comes.
Old...Master also said just now that if no one vents your anger, he will personally Get you out.
He is going to turn the monkey into a brain and let you eat it alive.
I said you like some oil..." Zhang Qingdi said nonchalantly.
"Master, monkey..."
The old monk felt that what Zhang Qingdi said was too cruel.
But if you can let the little saint vent his anger, it’s not a bad idea to pour oil on the monkey’s head.
“The monkey is no longer the monkey it used to be. "Zhang Qingdi said with emotion. "If you always look at him with the same eyes as before, then something is wrong.
First of all, his current ability means that he does not have to follow most of the rules. But he didn't know that there were many situations where someone deliberately made him feel that he was omnipotent.
Change to another goblin and call the Monkey King.
Your master, I... certainly don't look down on such a middle-class name. "
Hearing what Emperor Zhang Qing said, the little toad couldn't help but sigh.
"Don't be sad, now let's see what happens when the monkey takes over. "Zhang Qingdi looked into the distance and said.
"Master, will you help the monkey?" The little toad still couldn't bear to ignore the monkey.
"Let's talk about it then." Zhang Qingdi said impatiently.
“But he hit my little toad, so he must be punished.”
The little toad laughed when he heard this.
“Next time I will hit the monkey away with a hammer.”
"Then you practice hard, and I will give you both hammers when the time comes." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.
The little toad nodded firmly.
In the Liusha River, Ni Nianen and Lao Sha were eating a wild boar.
"Lao Ni, your skills are getting better and better." Lao Sha no longer felt the same sense of defeat as before.
Because Old Loach made him feel a different life.
Although he still has to be pierced through the chest by a flying sword every seven days, Lao Sha has adapted.
Every time after flying the sword, Ni Nianen would prepare some meat for him to replenish himself.
"I'm not worried that you don't like eating raw meat." Old Loach said with a smile. "Since you like to eat it, that's fine."
"Where do all these meats come from?" Lao Sha couldn't help but ask.
“The people near the Liusha River built a temple for me. In the past, I would give these tributes to the poor nearby.
Now you need it more than they do. "Old Ni Loach said with a smile.
"Old Ni, if you plan to burn the cold stove, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. "Lao Sha said seriously.
"Burn the cold stove? "Old Loach laughed. "If you don't even look at yourself, your stove will probably collapse a long time ago. "
"Hahaha. "Lao Sha took a hard bite of the roasted pork leg. "My stove has indeed collapsed. ”
After saying the last sentence, Lao Sha was a little stunned.
Old Loach said somewhat unbearably, "Don't do this, it's not a pity if you are not a god.
Let's do more good deeds in this Liusha River, at least we can sleep well at night."
"You are right!" Lao Sha said as he ate the pig's head.
At this time, Lao Sha threw down the pig leg in his hand. He was like a fish in the Liusha River.
It turned out that a child fell into the river.
The old loach followed him slowly.
Lao Sha picked up the sinking child. This is the case in the eight hundred miles of Liusha River.
A flying feather cannot float even if it falls into the water.
Lao Sha emerged from the water, and everyone on the shore was shocked by Lao Sha's appearance.
This guy put the child on the shore. When he was about to leave, he saw those mortals bowing to him one after another.
This feeling is very different...
Lao Sha got into the water without hesitation.
A smile flashed at the corner of his mouth.
Doing good deeds seems to really lead to a good sleep.
Old Loach saw this scene and smiled on his face.
The next day seven or eight fat pigs sank from the river.
“Who are these fat pigs?” Lao Sha asked with some confusion.
“This is their thanks to you.” Old Loach said with a smile.
"Huh! How can I need the thanks of these mortals." Lao Sha said a little arrogantly.
“Today, we will roast another fat pig.”
"Put more spices." Lao Sha also started to make requests.
"Okay." Old Loach smiled and agreed.
Fuling Mountain, in Yunzhan Cave...
Zhu Gangxi was lying on a chair drinking wine, while Second Sister Egg sat aside and pouted dissatisfiedly.
“Last night in your dream you read Chang’e’s name three times.”
"I told you, that's my enemy!" Zhu Gangxi was angry on purpose, but he felt that he was in the wrong after all.
"But you only called my name once."
"You sleep next to me, I can't think of you all the time." Zhu Gangxi really feels that this banshee Annoying.
"I want you to think of me all the time." Second Sister Egg said a little unreasonably. "You're such an unreasonable banshee." Zhu Ganghe put down the wine jar and said.
"You dislike me!" Second Sister Egg immediately started crying.
This trick never worked, and Zhu Gangxi immediately admitted his mistake in a hurry.
"Then don't think about Chang'e anymore."
"Hmm, Chang'e is nothing." Zhu Gangxi said helplessly.
“That’s pretty much it.” Second Sister Egg said with a smile.
As she said that, she crawled into Zhu Ganghye's arms.
Zhu Gang opened his mouth and laughed.
“You hate it, don’t do it here.” Sister Egg said a little shyly.
So Zhu Gangxi directly picked her up and left.
During this period, Emperor Zhang Qing was very leisurely on Jin'ao Island.
In addition to practicing every day, I also fish with a fishing rod.
Zhang Qingdi turned to Lu Ya and said, "Xiao Shi, I told you a joke."
Lu Ya didn't think Zhang Qingdi had any good jokes.
But he still said, "Say!"
"Okay, one day the baby earthworm asked the mother earthworm, Mom, where is my dad?
Mother Earthworm said, your father and Mr. Qing went fishing. "After Zhang Qingdi said it, he laughed.
Lu Ya wanted to laugh, but suddenly he kicked Zhang Qingdi into the sea.
Zhang Qingdi came out of the sea. Only then did he react.
But Lu Ya had already left angrily.
Hey, it seemed like there would be no one to fish with him in the future.
The monkey repaired the boat, and he originally wanted to return it to the little saint himself.
But I couldn’t bring myself to come to Jin’ao Island.
So he took the boat and the little fool back to heaven.
"Great Sage, let's go have a drink."
Monkey had just returned to the Monkey King's Mansion when the Jiaomu Jiao came to see him.
"Why, that Kang Jinlong's horns are connected again?" the monkey asked.
"Brother Kang Jin's horn is healed, and he still wants to apologize to you." Jiao Mujiao smiled politely.
“Why are you apologizing to me!” This is the monkey’s temperament. As long as you are polite to him, he will not embarrass you too much.
"Anyway, he asked me to ask the Great Sage to have a drink. But he was worried that the Great Sage would not give him face, so he asked me to invite him." Jiao Mujiao's smile was sincere.
"Let's go then." Monkey felt that drinking alone was not interesting.
So he followed Jiaomu Jiao to Xingxiu Mansion.
Kang Jinlong, Doumu Xie, and Jingmu Qian are all here.
On the table are fine fairy wines, and many delicacies that the monkeys have never tasted.
"Great Sage, Xiaoxian offended Mr. Qing last time. I hope the Great Sage will not take offense." Kang Jinlong's posture was extremely low.
“Don’t mention the past anymore.” The monkey waved his hand nonchalantly.
"In these three realms, who has the loyalty of a great sage!" Jing Muyan praised sincerely.
He always felt that he wanted to deceive people.
You must deceive yourself first...
"Come! I raise a toast to the Great Sage!" Doumu Xie didn't say much and just raised his glass.
After drinking a pot of fairy brew, Kang Jinlong said with a smile, "In a few days, the Queen Mother's peach event will be held. This peach event has invited many immortals."
"The Flat Peach Festival is the largest event in the fairy world.
Eating one flat peach can extend your life for thousands of years." Jing Muyan also said. "We brothers all hope that the flat peaches will extend our lives."
"Have you received the invitation to the flat peach feast?" The monkey has not received the invitation yet.
"Didn't the Great Sage receive it?" Jiaomu Jiao asked in surprise.
“Why don’t we invite the Great Sage to this peach festival?” Jing Muyan put down the wine glass fiercely.
"With Xu's status as the Great Sage, I'm afraid Queen Mother Xi will invite her herself." Kang Jinlong said quickly.
"Anyway, if the Great Sage is not invited to the Peach Festival! Then this Peach Festival will not be held by her mother." Jing Muyan said angrily.
"You drank too much!" Kang Jinlong and others said quickly.
"If we don't invite the Great Sage, then the Great Sage will really become a joke in the Three Realms." Doumu Xie didn't say much, but every sentence was on point.
The monkey smiled nonchalantly and said, "To be honest, I still think drinking with you is more interesting than the Peach Festival!"
This banquet lasted for seven or eight days...
The monkey left Xingxiu Mansion...
Kang Jinlong and the four looked at each other, and they understood that their mission was completed.
Monkey returned to the Monkey King's Palace first and looked through the documents and invitations from the past few days. Sure enough, there was no invitation to the Peach Festival.
He overturned the table.
I went to Pantaoyuan angrily!
Since you don’t invite me, I’ll have a good time myself first!
He ate three or four fairy peaches in one go, and he felt the wine was getting stronger. So he fell asleep directly. This monkey was also interesting. He turned into a big peach when he slept.
On Jin'ao Island, the Antarctic Immortal, Lu Ya, and the Deng Deng Ancient Buddha were preparing to leave.
"Little demon, didn't the Queen Mother invite you to her peach feast?" the old monk asked with a smile.
"It's just a life-extending peach given to others. It's nothing to show off." Zhang Qingdi said very viciously.
The Antarctic Immortal pretended not to hear.
Lu Ya still remembered the story of the little earthworm and glared at Emperor Zhang Qing.
But the old monk said seriously, "You have to think about what happens next."
"You have already thought about it." Zhang Qingdi said with a sneer. "What do you think of me taking them to heaven to overthrow the evil rule of the Jade Emperor?"
The Antarctic Immortal was so frightened that he quickly covered his ears. (End of this chapter)