Tang Seng put his hands together and refused directly.
The woman did not want to give up, so she introduced her family business.
What cattle and sheep, what paddy fields, fertile fields.
Even if we say that the character of the pig-killing plate in later generations is not as good as the rhetoric of this old woman.
Tang Monk was unmoved, the monkey was just watching a show.
Sha Seng thought in his mind that if Tang Seng could agree, then he could go back to find Lao Ni to be the river god.
After Zhu Bajie took one look, he pretended to be drooling and fascinated.
But he felt in his heart that if this were Emperor Zhang Qing's method, he would really despise him!
As long as you are not a fool, how can you be fooled!
But this old woman’s ass is really cool!
When the woman saw that Tang Monk had no expression, she smiled and said, "I was born on the third day of March in the year Dinghai at Youshi. My late husband is three years older than me, and I am forty-five years old this year.
The eldest daughter's name Zhenzhen is twenty years old this year; the second daughter's name is Ai'ai and she is eighteen years old; the third daughter's name is Lian Lian and she is sixteen years old; none of them have been promised to anyone else.
Although she is an ugly little girl, she is lucky to be the younger one. They all have a certain color, and the female workers know everything.
Because my husband has no children, he raised them as sons and taught him to read some Confucian books when he was young.
Although I live in a villa, it is not very vulgar. I think I can accompany the four elders. If I am willing to let go of my arms, grow my hair long, and become a parent with my family, wear a silk scarf. Wearing brocade is as strong as the tiles and snow shoes and cloud hats!”
Oh ho ho! This is still the plot of the widow!
Zhu Bajie sighed in his heart, if it weren’t for the second sister Egg, I would definitely accompany them to fake the show!
We can’t live up to their hard work.
As for who is playing the woman, everything else is to my liking, but I don’t know if I can resist it...
"Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! Take your saliva Wipe it, it's almost flowing to the ground." Sha Wujing couldn't help but remind him again.
Seeing Zhu Bajie like this, the woman smiled even more.
Tang Monk glanced at it and couldn't help but cursed, "You evil beast! We are monks, how can we be tempted by wealth and pay attention to beauty? What's the point of monkey tolerance!"
Monkey Forbearance He kept laughing.
I just felt that the scolding was good, but it was a bit unsatisfactory.
"Master, if not you can leave Bajie here and let him be a son-in-law. Anyway, it's not like he has never done it before." Monkey deliberately teased.
Zhu Bajie took a sip and said, "Brother Monkey, please don't laugh at me. Although I was moved just now, but Master gave me a slap in the face, I never dared to mess with my heart again.
Master, Bajie knows he is wrong. !”
“You can improve a lot if you know your mistakes!” Tang Seng said with a pleased smile. "Female donor, my master and disciple are all dedicated to praying for Buddha!
I hope you will not say this again..."
"I see that you have never seen my daughter. I think you They don't look good, so that's why they shirk it." The woman shook her head and said. "Let you see my daughters first! Daughters, come out!"
In his previous life, Tianpeng was dragged to a brothel by Liu Bing, and the same was true for the mother in that brothel!
As soon as the woman finished speaking,
with the fragrant breeze and the jingle of rings, the woman’s three daughters were about to come out. Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian came out a little bit. He was shy, but he still bowed to the pilgrim.
Three women lined up in the hall and worshiped.
The appearance is indeed beautiful, with green eyebrows and pink faces. Enchanting and charming, it touches the hearts of the people.
The cherry blossoms bloom in the half-smiling part, and the orchid and musk deer spray when walking slowly. The head is covered with pearls and emeralds, and there are countless trembling hairpins. The body is full of fragrance, and there are delicate flowers and gold threads.
The appearance of these three women made Zhu Bajie feel in a trance.
They look very similar to Chang'e.
To be more literary, Sister Egg is Zhu Bajie’s red rose, and Chang’e is his white moonlight!
"How about it? Don't you want to stay yet?" the woman asked with a smile.
Tang Monk's heart was as solid as a rock, and the monkey smiled mockingly.
Sha Wujing hid aside, fearing that Zhu Bajie's saliva would flow on him.
But this time Zhu Bajie did not drool, but it took him a while to recover.
"That elder with the long nose and big ears, don't you want to do that too?" The woman thought she could deceive anyone.
"Sorry, I have a wife! And I'm a monk!" Zhu Bajie replied.
Listen, this is human talk!
The woman frowned slightly, she did not expect this to be the result.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
The woman's expression changed. Who can discover this place and break through their restrictions!
But at this time, all the Buddhist monks were there, so she could only get up and open the door.
After the woman left, the three women looked at each other and hid behind the screen.
The door opened and the woman looked at the guy in front of her.
This man was holding an umbrella and wearing a brocade and flying fish suit.
She couldn't tell which dynasty and generation the clothes were from.
He held an embroidered spring knife in his hand and said directly, "Evils are rampant here, can you let us in for a cup of hot tea?
Don't worry, we are not bad guys, we are the Emperor's own soldiers, and so are the Imperial Guards! "
Zhang Qingdi just bullied these four people who didn't know much about the world. The woman hesitated, but she still let Zhang Qingdi in. There was a young man following behind him.
They were Zhang Qingdi and Xiao Sheng, but even the monkey couldn't tell the difference.
The woman led them into the hall.
Zhang Qingdi glanced at them. After killing the four masters and apprentices of Tang Dynasty, he immediately drew his sword!
"Where did the goblin come from!"
Of course Tang Seng had never seen the Jin Yiwei in Feiyu uniform.
But when he saw that he was from the government, he immediately explained, "We came to the West to obtain scriptures under the order of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty from the East. These three are disciples of the poor monk.
They are indeed ugly, but they are definitely not evil people."
Tang Seng said neither humble nor arrogant, joking that those goblins are not afraid of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty! But which of these small countries would dare not to give face to the Tang Dynasty!
You ask these small countries, do they know what the Tang Dynasty cavalry is?
After checking the customs clearance document, Emperor Zhang Qing clasped his fists and said, "I'm sorry! I am the emperor's personal guard in uniform!
Specialized in slaying demons and demons, I have offended many people just now."
"It doesn't matter." Tang Seng said.
Zhang Qingdi turned to look at the woman and asked, "You woman are really brave, these three masters look fierce.
As a man who often fights monsters, I was frightened.
Not only were you not afraid, but you also brought them into your home? "
Tang Seng also looked at the woman.
At this time Zhu Bajie said naively, "You and this lady should be polite! They treated us with great courtesy and even wanted to marry their daughter to us. "
"Oh? Emperor Zhang Qing released his knife. "I heard that this place used to be a mass grave." Never heard of anyone here?
On the contrary, some survivors who were killed said that there is a kind of goblin here, who likes to disguise herself as a woman and let people marry her three daughters.
Then the person who was fooled would be skinned and eaten raw! "
Tang Monk stood up and took two steps to stand beside the monkey and shouted firmly, "Bajie, Wujing, take action! They are fairies! "
The woman is confused, why have I become a goblin!
This woman is the transformation of Old Mother Lishan, and this Old Mother Lishan has a very high status in the Taoist sect.
However, her reputation is not as great as her disciples. Her disciples include Zhong Wuyan, Fan Lihua, Mu Guiying...
This difficulty is the test of the Zen mind of the Four Saints, Lishan Mother, Guanyin, and Manjusri. , Samantabhadra, we want to test the hearts of the four masters and disciples.
In the end, only Zhu Bajie failed to withstand the test.
This should be the earliest pig-killing plate in history...
Old Mother Lishan had plans to reveal her identity directly, but if she can reveal her identity after the test, it will be called magical power.
Damn it! He was regarded as a goblin, and what happened when he finally revealed his identity!
At this time the three women ran out together. Tang Monk urged, "Hurry up and do it! Don't let them run away!"
Sun Wukong's head was buzzing. If he really started to take action, he would ask if they could run away. Not allowed.
“I’m afraid there is a misunderstanding!” said Lishan’s mother.
"The demon is watching the sword!"
The Xiuchun sword came out of its sheath and slashed at Guanyin.
Zhang Qingdi’s sword strike was somewhat motivated by personal grudges.
With a knife!
Guanyin recognized Emperor Zhang Qing.
You let Guanyin and Zhang Qingdi fight here. Guanyin really can't afford to lose that person.
With a flick of her finger, Emperor Zhang Qing took seven or eight steps back.
"Elder Tang, these four goblins are very powerful! If we don't join forces together, I'm afraid we won't be able to get out of here today." Emperor Zhang Qing said.
"Bajie! Wujing! Didn't you hear?" Tang Seng said eagerly.
Even if it endangers himself, Elder Tang is still very determined to conquer demons.
Zhu Bajie! Sha Wujing is not a fool...
They felt something was wrong from the beginning, but if you say that these four are goblins, they will not believe it to their death.
But Master is so anxious. If they don’t take action, Master is afraid that he will cause trouble for them.
The nine-tooth rake hit Lian Lian.
The crescent shovel pointed at the woman.
Emperor Zhang Qing continued to draw his sword.
“Let’s go first today!” Zhenzhen said.
There is no way to explain this even if you win...
Then again, if the test is over, they will naturally tell Tang Seng and his disciples that this is a hardship for you.
But after being disturbed by this stick, it is really too low to report oneself now.
After saying that, the four people disappeared, and Emperor Zhang Qing had no intention of pursuing them again.
He just shouted at the four of them, "The monster is walking too fast! Otherwise I will chop you all down!"
The monkey looked at Zhang Qingdi and felt that this man looked familiar. .
But he did not pretend to admit it. Sure enough, after a while, the house disappeared.
This is what they changed.
As soon as they left, nature returned to its original appearance.
"It is indeed a goblin!" Tang Seng said with emotion. "If it weren't for Master and this gentleman this time, we might really have been caught.
But none of you were seduced by goblins, Master is still very happy."
The monkey nodded helplessly. He felt that the Bodhisattva should not blame him. Who allowed this Tang Monk to be mortal with his naked eyes...
Before dawn, Emperor Zhang Qing also withdrew with the Little Saint.
The Lishan mothers seemed very unhappy.
"That was changed by Emperor Zhang Qing." Guanyin said. "Let's wait for him on the way back to Jin'ao Island and ask him why he is doing this!"
Puxian and Manjusri looked at each other and said, "The two of us still have something to do, so we will go back first."< br>
Manjusri and Samantabhadra would be very embarrassed when they met Emperor Zhang Qing.
Besides, it has no impact on them this time.
After saying that, they left...
Mother Lishan found Zhang Qingdi interesting, "I didn't recognize him at first.
His name has always been mentioned by people in the past thousand years. , I saw it today, it’s all right.”
Guanyin looked like she was asking for punishment.
As a result, they waited for a long time, but there was no trace of Emperor Zhang Qing.
In the end, Guanyin found Jialan from the Westbound Security Group and found out that Emperor Zhang Qing had no intention of returning to Jin'ao Island. He went directly to Wuzhuang Temple!
No matter how powerful Guanyin is, she will not go to Wuzhuang Temple to trouble Emperor Zhang Qing.
“Hahaha, this little demon is really interesting.” Mother Lishan said with a smile. "Since there is no chance, then I will go back."
Guanyin bowed slightly, and Old Mother Lishan disappeared.
In Wuzhuang Temple, the clear breeze and bright moon served Emperor Zhang Qing attentively.
Zhen Yuanzi had already spoken. Meeting Zhang Qingdi was no different from meeting him.
This was said by Emperor Zhang Qing after he struck the Five Elements Mountain with his sword.
As long as you have the strength, your sworn brother will be as good to you as a real brother.
"Little Brother Sheng, you haven't finished the story you told me when you came here last time." Qingfeng said with a smile.
In the past, it was difficult for them to look at the little toad, but now? Already a little Saint…
"Where's my eldest brother?" Zhang Qingdi looked for a futon to sit on.
"The Great Heavenly Lord of Yuanshi is going to talk about the Hunyuan Dao Fruit, and I have gone to Miluo Palace." Qingfeng replied with a smile.
Little Saint gave them the Jin'ao Island Fairy Fruit.
"The master said that if the second master comes, let us tell you that he only has you as his sworn brother in the three realms, and he will not sworn sworn brothers with others." Mingyue looked at Guozi and said happily.
Now the fairy fruit of Jin'ao Island is quite famous in the Three Realms.
It is worse than flat peach and ginseng fruit.
For Qingfeng and Mingyue, they may not be able to eat even one ginseng fruit in a thousand years. The fairy fruit from Jin'ao Island can be eaten frequently, and it is also of great benefit to them.
Every time Little Saint comes, he is never empty-handed.
Of course they are willing to call him Little Saint Brother...
"Well, that puts me at ease." Zhang Qingdi smiled. "I will stay at Wuzhuangguan for a few more days, waiting for some friends to come."
"You can stay as long as you want." Qingfeng said happily.
"Who is the friend you are waiting for?" Mingyue asked curiously.
"Idiot, you forgot what I said before I left.
It must be the reincarnation of the golden cicada." Qingfeng said.
"Isn't Jin Chanzi sent to reincarnation by Master Qing?" Mingyue asked puzzledly, "How can they be considered friends."
"I am the best at turning enemies into children!" Emperor Zhang Qing said with a smile.
The meaning of turning an enemy into a child is to eat the enemy and let him be reincarnated...
"Master Qing is still awesome."
There is Emperor Zhang Qing in Wuzhuang Temple Because Zhen Yuanzi said that Jin'ao Island had good feng shui, Emperor Zhang Qing asked him to choose a hilltop.
Zhen Yuanzi prepared a side hall for Emperor Zhang Qing in Wuzhuangguan.
However, Zhang Qingdi has never stayed here before, so this is his first time here. Looking at the layout of this side hall, it can be seen that Zhen Yuanzi really put a lot of effort into it.
Little Sheng is very familiar with this place because he lived here before.
Zhang Qingdi lay comfortably on the bed.
Tang Seng and his disciples did not feel comfortable at all, because after continuing on the road, they did not see any other people along the way.
Tang Monk ate wild fruits and peaches along the way!
He felt that if he didn't eat some carbohydrates, he would become a monkey. (End of this chapter)