The Gourd True Immortal is a cat demon, but he didn’t lie. He is indeed a true immortal!
As for those little demons, Emperor Zhang Qing didn’t bother to care about their realm.
The Gourd Immortal started fighting with the monkey.
Those little demons rushed towards Emperor Zhang Qing.
Zhang Qingdi didn’t know how to describe these little demons who were willing to die.
"Define!" Zhang Qingdi stretched out a finger and immobilized the little demons without even pinching them.
“This guy actually knows the body-holding technique!” The Gourd Immortal said in surprise.
Zhang Qingdi was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, "Monkey, are you waiting for someone to save him?"
Seeing that Zhang Qingdi was a little unhappy, the monkey hit him with a stick. The gourd immortal was hit on the head so much that his brains flowed all over the floor.
“Master Qing, you don’t know the fairies you encountered along the way.
It's either this mount or that little demon. "Monkey remembered that the goblin from Jin'ao Island had said the same thing before, so he quickly explained, "I didn't say anything about you. "
Emperor Zhang Qing was a rare generosity and did not argue with him.
The monkey continued, "I used to think it didn't matter, so I just killed him. But now I feel that I can give face to others whenever I can.
Why do you have to make it so ugly..."
After the monkey finished speaking, he took a jar of birth spring water.
"Master Qing, are you going back?" Monkey asked with a smile.
"If you don't go, what are you going to do? Look at that big-bellied Tang Monk?" Zhang Qingdi said angrily.
The monkey bowed to Emperor Zhang Qing and disappeared with a somersault.
Zhang Qingdi stopped where he was, and the Gourd Immortal whose head exploded unexpectedly shook for a while and got up again.
People say cats have nine lives, although I don’t know whether it’s true or not.
But the cat demon's head was shattered, but he came back to life.
“I didn’t expect that your Grandpa Calabash is alive again!” This guy said viciously to Emperor Zhang Qing.
"The monkey demon is gone, and your Grandpa Calabash can only take it out on you."
A blue thunderbolt appeared in Zhang Qingdi's hand.
He threw it away, and the thunder was like a spear.
It hit the Gourd True Immortal's body.
"Meow..."
He called a few times, twitched and died on the spot.
“I wanted to ask you about your origins, but I’ll save it now.”
Zhang Qingdi solved the immobilization skills of those little monsters, but the little monsters saw Zhang Qingdi with their own eyes Use thunder.
Everyone was trembling with fear, but fortunately Emperor Zhang Qing did not embarrass them. After explaining to them not to harm anyone, they sent these guys away.
“I didn’t expect that you could still be alive!” Emperor Zhang Qing said slightly surprised.
The Gourd Immortal was still frozen in place.
"Pretend to be dead, believe it or not, I will kill you again! I want to see how many lives you have." Zhang Qingdi said.
As soon as Emperor Zhang Qing finished speaking, the Gourd Immortal immediately stood up and knelt on the spot.
"Please spare my life, grandpa." This time his attitude was very good.
"Which fairy are you from?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.
This Gourd Immortal saw what Zhang Qingdi was capable of, and he did not dare to hide anything from Zhang Qingdi.
"I am the civet cat raised by Lingji Bodhisattva. A few days ago, Lingji Bodhisattva went to Lingshan to listen to Buddha Tathagata's sermons, so I secretly went down the mountain and came here." Gourd True Immortal showed a naive look.
“Your master and I are still old acquaintances.” Emperor Zhang Qing said with a smile.
"Dare I ask the name of the Immortal?"
"Zhang Qingdi of Jin'ao Island."
"Meow..." Gourd Immortal cried out in fright.
He didn’t expect how he had offended this evil star.
If there is anyone in the world that Lingji Bodhisattva hates the most, then Zhang Qingdi is definitely among the top three.
Because Lingji Bodhisattva had a small Mount Sumeru, when he made a bet with Emperor Zhang Qing, the mountain was almost destroyed by Emperor Zhang Qing. (Note 1)
And that mountain is closely related to the cultivation of Lingji Bodhisattva.
The mountain has finally been restored over the years, but thinking about Emperor Zhang Qing still makes me hate it.
To put it bluntly, this Gourd Fairy is just a kitten used by Lingji Bodhisattva to relieve his boredom. When petting the cat, Lingji Bodhisattva should have scolded Emperor Zhang Qing a lot.
"It seems that Lingji Bodhisattva talks about me a lot." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.
But Emperor Zhang Qing's smile almost scared the gourd immortal to death.
“Where is your Bodhisattva?” Emperor Zhang Qing asked.
“I really went to my Buddha Tathagata to listen to the sutras.” Gourd True Immortal said with a sad smile.
"Isn't he afraid that you will be beaten to death by a monkey?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked angrily.
"I have a lot of lives, so it's okay to die once or twice. Even if I lose one, I can get it back in a thousand years." This time, he lost two lives at once. In fact, he felt heartbroken.
But he didn't dare to talk to Emperor Zhang Qing...
The Gourd Immortal wanted to leave, but was held down by Emperor Zhang Qing.
"Grandpa Qingdi, don't kill me. I have lost two of my nine lives, and only six lives are left. Don't kill me again.
I am just asking for help here. This money has really not harmed anyone's life." The gourd immortal burst into tears.
Zhang Qingdi was too lazy to teach him subtraction.
"It's okay if I don't kill you." After Emperor Zhang Qing killed him once, he didn't want to kill him again. "But I have something I need you to do."
"What? I don't have much ability. What I do best is lying at the feet of Lingji Bodhisattva and taking a nap."
"In that case , then I will kill you." Zhang Qingdi said thoughtfully.
Hearing this, Gourd was so frightened that his hair broke out.
"Grandpa Qingdi, just say it." Gourd True Immortal said immediately.
"It's not a difficult thing for you." Emperor Zhang Qing said.
"That's the best." The guy said happily. "I'm not lazy, I'm afraid that I won't be able to complete the task you gave me."
"There are many murders of men in this country, do you know?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.
"I know! I know!" Gourd True Immortal said with a smile. "When I first came here, several women wanted to have sex with me.
I didn't agree, so they drugged me. In the end, I killed them all!"
In the original work, the old woman said to Tang Seng, thank you for coming to my house. If you go to someone else's house, the girl from that house will definitely play with you. If you don't agree, she will kill her and use your flesh to make a sachet.
Zhang Qingdi didn’t know what the sachet was, but it didn’t sound like a good thing.
And Emperor Zhang Qing still remembered the way those women looked at him.
That really means eating him alive.
So boys must protect themselves when going out.
"Well, from now on you will protect the men who pass by. Of course, if there are men who harm the people of this daughter's country, you will also protect them." Emperor Zhang Qing said.
"Then what if bad people harm bad people."
"Then don't meddle in other people's business." Zhang Qingdi said angrily.
"Grandpa Qingdi, I am a cat! I specialize in catching mice." The gourd said with a smile.
"Believe it or not, I will turn you into a dog now!" Zhang Qingdi asked with raised eyebrows.
True Immortal Calabash was trembling with fear, but the task assigned to him by Emperor Zhang Qing was not too difficult.
"Grandpa Qingdi, I will definitely complete the task you gave me." He hurriedly patted his chest and said.
"It doesn't matter. If it doesn't work, I'll kill you."
With these words, Emperor Zhang Qing disappeared. Until he left, Lingji Bodhisattva was not seen.
The monkey took the rebirth spring to the old woman's home. The old woman asked curiously, "Where is the god?"
"How can I know where he is going, knowing he is a god?" the monkey said angrily.
"Mother-in-law, please don't provoke that person." Sha Monk kindly advised.
While the monkey was away, the old lady rubbed Elder Tang's body frequently.
"Oh, you have misunderstood. At this age, I have already given up on the affair. I just feel that I will die without regrets if I can see such a man in this life.
If I had known that I could only see him once, I should have seen him a few more times. "The mother-in-law said with great regret.
After saying this, the mother-in-law poured a bowl for Tang Monk and Zhu Bajie.
"Mother-in-law, my senior brother took such a jar. Why did you just give me one bowl? This bowl is not enough for me to rinse my mouth. "Zhu Bajie said, holding his stomach.
"This bowl is enough to resolve the fetal gas in your abdomen. "The woman said quickly. "If you eat this jar of waste and don't say anything, I'm afraid your intestines will melt. "
Tang Monk didn't want to delay. This look really embarrassed him. He hurriedly picked up the bowl and drank the bowl of spring water in one breath.
Zhu Bajie also drank in the same way...
After drinking for a while, they felt like thunder in their stomachs.
The two of them went to the toilet in a panic.
When they came back, their stomachs had returned to normal.
"Amitabha, thank you for taking care of me, mother-in-law." Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said gratefully.
The woman hurriedly said, "If these eminent monks really want to thank you, then give me the remaining spring water."
"What do you want the spring water for?" Tang Monk asked puzzledly.
“With this remaining spring water, I can save enough for my coffin.” The woman said with a happy smile.
Hearing this, the monkey gave her the spring water, and said with a smile, "The goblin has been killed by me, Old Sun, and now there is no one to look after the birth spring. If you want to sell it, hurry up. ."
"The master joked, such a precious thing.
There is no gourd fairy today, but there will be a pumpkin fairy tomorrow.
Even if there is really no real immortal anymore, I am afraid the court will still take control of it. "The old woman held most of the jar of spring water and said with a smile.
The monkey thought what she said was reasonable.
The old woman received so much spring water in order to thank them. There was a table of good vegetarian food and the four masters and disciples were served. Even the white horse was fed with fine food.
The next day Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie recovered as before.
They left here and walked for half a day before arriving at the capital of the Xiliang Female Kingdom.
People in this capital all wear long skirts and short coats, and have pink faces and oily heads.
No matter old or young, they are all women.
The women on the way suddenly saw the four masters and apprentices walking on the road, and they all clapped together as if they were welcoming.
The women laughed and said: "The human race is coming! The human race is coming!"
Tang Monk was a little frightened by the smiles of these women.
He looked at the three apprentices. Except for Monkey, whose expression was normal, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng both had serious expressions.
Seeing that these women were actually trying to reach out, Zhu Bajie took off the coir rain hat on his head. He put up a pair of bush fan ears, twisted the lotus pods to hang on his lips, and shouted, so that the women were afraid to come forward.
So Monkey, Sha Seng and Bajie protected Tang Seng. Who makes this fat monk look so handsome and so attractive to those women?
"Elder brother, these people treat us like monkeys." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.
The monkey glanced at him and said, "You are a pig and you are worthy of being a monkey?"
Zhu Bajie was choked and didn't know what to say. He could only curse in his heart. Bi Mawen was talking to that person. Emperor Zhang Qing has a chance to fight.
The four masters and disciples walked forward for a while, and then a female official came forward and said, "What are you doing in our Xiliang Women's Kingdom?"
Tang Monk saw this female official and hurriedly He stepped forward and replied, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to learn scriptures.
Passing through your country to exchange for customs clearance documents. "
"Please four of you go to the post house to rest first, and I will report to Your Majesty. Your Majesty will naturally summon you and wait when you fall. "After the female officer finished speaking, she waved her hand, and a group of female soldiers escorted the four masters and apprentices to the post house.
When they arrived at the post house, the four masters and disciples were settled down.
Zhu Bajie said to The monkey asked, "Elder brother, what do you think would happen if an ordinary man came to this daughter's country? "
The monkey sneered, "What do you think will happen? ”
"It feels so good to die." Zhu Bajie replied casually.
The monkey has lived for six or seven hundred years, but still can't understand this sentence.
The female officer settled down Tang Monk and his disciples, and then went to the palace.
At this time, the female officer was stopped, and the chamberlain said that the queen had just fallen asleep.
After waiting for a long time, the queen summoned her. When she entered, she saw that the queen looked bad.
"Why did I suddenly come to you?"
"Your Majesty, four men came to the country today. They came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to seek the true scriptures."
< br>"Eastern Tang Dynasty?" The queen became somewhat interested after hearing this.
In the past ten days, she suddenly had nightmares every night.
In my dreams, someone always tells me that she has an unfinished relationship with someone, and she needs a relationship in this life.
"That Elder Tang is handsome and handsome." The female officer suddenly said with a smile. "They need customs clearance documents to go to the West..."
"I have nothing to do these days, so I will meet them." The queen said with a smile.
“That Elder Tang is a member of the Celestial Empire at first glance, but his three disciples are ugly.”
“It’s okay! I was curious after hearing what you said. They look like four masters," the queen said with a smile.
On the second day, the four Tang monks were summoned.
On the way there, Zhu Bajie said with a smile, "Master, please be careful, in case the queen falls in love with you.
If you are left here to be a consort, shall we still go to get scriptures?"< br>
Sha Monk thought to himself that if this was the case, wouldn't he be able to go back and become the River God early?
Tang Seng was a little embarrassed to be told.
But after all, it was a compliment to him, and Elder Tang was not angry.
After entering the main hall, Tang Monk put his hands together and saluted, and the queen asked them to take a seat.
The three monkey guys look too inhuman.
The queen was somewhat frightened, but she turned her attention to Tang Seng, and their eyes met...
Both of them seemed to have been electrocuted.
Tang Monk quickly closed his eyes and recited the Heart Sutra silently.
The queen was also stunned on the throne...
The monkey frowned slightly, master, what's wrong?
"Elder Tang, please get your customs clearance document, and I will help you seal it..."
"No rush!" the queen said after she regained her composure. "The master came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. He must have profound Buddhist teachings.
I often have a dream recently. I wonder if the master can help me interpret it?"
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, how could he do this?
However, Elder Tang was still brought into the palace half-heartedly.
The three monkeys wanted to follow, but were stopped.
"This queen is not a fairy, why did the master become like that." The monkey said with some confusion.
“I’m afraid it will be more troublesome than the goblin this time.” Zhu Bajie sighed. (End of chapter)