"This little problem is him!"
Following Zhang Yuan's finger, the three partners looked at Shen Teng, who was sitting quietly beside him.
Shen Teng: Am I talking to my sister?
I am just a wage earner, why do you want to operate on me first?
Zhang Yuanxin said, just because you are a wage earner, I am going to do this on you.
Should I directly attack these three bosses?
Step by step, the first step he chose was Shen Teng.
"Teacher Zhang Yuan, you haven't seen my performance, have you?" Shen Teng has just graduated from college. He has been a proud man in military arts for four years.
Coupled with his handsome appearance, many girls chased after him, so he had a certain arrogance about him.
Hearing Zhang Yuan, whom he had never met, said this, he immediately retorted.
"I haven't seen it." Zhang Yuan replied with a smile, changing his attitude when he pointed at the vine.
“Oh, I’m just talking nonsense, don’t take it seriously.”
He’s not here to work, he’s here to get a share of the pie.
Just like a fortune teller, the more you put on airs, the easier it is for the other person to believe you.
Isn't this the same routine in the sketch "Selling Abduction".
How did Zhao Benshan deceive Fan Wei?
“It’s none of your business.”
“You should tell him, and it’s dangerous not to tell him.”
“You can’t believe it either, just leave.”
"This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!"
This is called playing hard to get.
"Teng, I am a guest, what are you doing!" Zhang Chen glared at him, then turned around with a smile on his face.
"Tell me, what's wrong with him?"
Zhang Chen was also in a hurry and went to the doctor. Now he is almost a prostitute here. It doesn't matter which hospital the doctor is from, as long as he is a doctor. He dared to take the medicine as long as it was prescribed.
I have been notified of critical illness, but I still care about the treatment plan.
"Hey, forget it, I'm just an outsider." Zhang Yuan gestured to stand up.
"Teacher He's friends are not outsiders, but one of our own." Zhang Chen quickly pressed his shoulders and asked him to sit down again.
Zhang Yuan’s expression changed slightly.
The other party's hand pressed on him very lightly, obviously knowing that he would not leave.
“We are evenly matched and both are showing off.
"Sure enough, those who know how to make peace with mud are all human beings."
"Okay, then don't say anything and don't listen." Zhang Yuan looked at Shen Teng and then spoke.
"I heard from Teacher He that our drama is called "If You Want to Eat Twist Twists Now, I'll Twist It for You". It's a comedy, right?"
"That's right."
"Teacher Shen Teng is the male lead?"
"Yes."
When Shen Teng heard the word "teacher", his dissatisfaction faded a little.
"That's it. Let's not talk about anything else. Who are the most famous works and characters in the history of Spring Festival Gala sketches?"
Zhang Yuan asked calmly.
"Chen Peisi, Zhao Benshan, Zhao Lirong?" Zhang Chen thought for a while and replied one by one.
"That's right, have you ever thought about why you think of these few celebrities in the Spring Festival Gala sketches and not their partners?"
"Like Zhu Shimao, Gong Hanlin?"
"This?" Zhang Chen was an outsider in the film and television industry, so he glanced at Tian Youliang and Yu Kai, who were experts.
The two men just shook their heads slightly.
“I would like to hear the details.” Zhang Chen said with increasing respect.
"That's because, in comedy, if you want to make the audience laugh, the protagonist must be lower than the audience!" Zhang Yuan said unhurriedly.
"Chen Peisi is Chen Xiaoer, Zhao Benshan is Zhao Laowen and a big liar, and Zhao Lirong is an old lady who goes to work in the city."
"Their roles and status are far lower than those in the audience Audience."
The three partners nodded in understanding.
“Give me another example.”
"Is Fan Wei's image in "Selling Kidneys" a classic? Will the audience like it?"
"Of course, he has a big head and a thick neck, so a rich man is just a cook." Zhang Chen opened his mouth to the classic lines Come on, you can see how classic this show is.
"Then why don't the images of cadres and managers in "Uncle Niu Meng Gan" and "New Year's Greetings" leave a deep impression on people?"
"Oh!" Said, the two experts were the first to react.
“Teacher Chen Peisi dares to criticize CCTV, what kind of integrity do you have?”
"Teacher Zhao Lirong is not only an old artist, but also our country's first international A-class film festival winner. What level?"
"Zhao Benshan can go from the countryside to the Spring Festival Gala. What ability does it have?"
" But Qiang, like these three, all put his role in a very low position in comedy creation."
"Teacher Fan Wei also gained recognition from the audience after his role was lowered. "
"Look at him again!" Zhang Yuan stood up and came to Shen Teng's side.
"Bright eyes and white teeth, delicate and handsome, standing like a pine, sitting like a bell, with a handsome air all over his body."
"This image and temperament exceeds 99% of the audience, and is suitable for starring in an idol drama."
“How can you act in comedy when you are so handsome?”
Not to mention stage plays, even cross talk is the same.
Are there any good words to say about Brother Qian’s father, wife, and children?
But the audience is happy.
Because comedy needs to create a condescending feeling for the audience, looking down on the characters.
Mockery, teasing, contempt...these are the sources of most laughter.
Shen Teng was also very depressed when he said this.
But when people praise you for being handsome, it’s hard for you to refute.
"It's high." Zhang Chen immediately stood up and shook hands: "You said it was too high."
"Then how can we improve it?"
Zhang Yuan vowed and pointed out a finger. : "Just one word."
"Cheap!"
Zhang Yuan reached out and messed up Shen Teng's hair, making the bangs move forward and stick to his forehead.
Patted him on the back again: "Rub it down, don't be so stiff."
Then he picked him up again, and after he stood upright, he pushed his knee into the socket of his knee: "Take some Bend, don't be so straight."
Rubbed his face and said again.
"Be happy until the corners of your eyes are filled with joy."
"Don't pretend to be cool, there are no big girls here, your temperament is sinking."
"Don't be so masculine in your eyes, be more neutral."
"Neuter can't understand me, so you have to tell me to say girly."
Five minutes later, after some transformation by him, , when Zhang Yuan handed the mirror to him, this man was shocked by himself.
"Monster!"
"You three, take a look, are there a lot of markets like this? Do you want to laugh just looking at it?" Zhang Yuan clapped his hands, and it was done.
All three partners could not stop nodding.
“This is too cheap!”
“I want to give him a stick!”
“But I can’t accept this image of myself!” Shen Teng followed As if he were a supreme treasure, he held a mirror and looked up and down.
“Then let me ask you.” Zhang Yuan patted him on the shoulder: “Do you want money or face?”
"I want money..." After a while, Shen Teng replied tangledly.
“I’ve given up my face for money. Do you think you are cheap?”
“Cheap!”
“Okay, keep this feeling.” Zhang Yuanting Touched, he is a good actor after all, and he is quick to learn.
Now the troupe is suffering from a terminal illness, and all he prescribed was a painkiller.
But that's enough!
Because as long as it works, they will come back to you.
It will be much easier if I want to use the "prescription" method to enter the house in the future. "That's good. Why don't you talk more and have any other insights?" Zhang Chen looked at him with a warm smile.
Zhang Yuan raised his wrist.
When he went out, he deliberately brought the watch given by Jia Jingwen.
Not to show off, but to defeat others.
"It's getting late, I have something else to do, why don't we just stop talking today."
"Ah...well, you can come and play more if you have the chance." Zhang Chen was a little bit Disappointed, but soon regained his smile.
The three generals and Shen Teng were sent outside the military art gate. Zhang Yuan stopped a car and drove away.
In the taxi, he took out his cell phone and broadcast a number.
"You finally remembered me?" Not long after, a soft and gentle female voice came from the other side.
"Good sister, I miss you."
The person he contacted was Cheng Hao.
"Humph, I thought you had forgotten me a long time ago." Cheng Hao replied coldly, then changed the subject and asked seemingly casually.
"Are you at home tonight?"
Zhang Yuan understood that Cheng Hao had figured it out.
It’s okay, he happened to want to wear it too.
"Here, here, I'm the only one, when will you arrive?"
"It depends on my mood." Cheng Hao was still pulling back and forth.
But the reason why Zhang Yuan came to him was not just to defeat Feng.
It was half past five when he got home, and Cheng Hao arrived before six o'clock.
As the saying goes, a little farewell is better than a newlywed. Not seeing each other for a while, in fact, Cheng Hao is also a little flame.
At around eight o'clock in the evening, while Cheng Hao was taking a breather and resting, Zhang Yuan pushed her back.
"Please spare me." Cheng Hao turned back with a charming look and smoothed her waterfall-like hair with her hands.
The process of each play between him and Cheng Hao is basically fixed.
Cheng Haona is like: he talks grandly at the beginning, talks nonsense in the middle, and sings softly at the end.
"We will talk about this later." Zhang Yuan hugged her in front of him, and the other party naturally put his hands around his neck.
"I have something I need your help with."
"What's wrong? I'm in trouble. I have a little money..." Seeing his serious expression, Cheng Hao said immediately.
"It's not about money. How can I use your money."
Although he couldn't use it, he was very satisfied with the other person's thoughts, so he pressed his lips together and kissed her.
After a while, the lips parted, and Cheng Hao's face was already full of peach blossoms.
"Just tell me, I will help you as long as I can."
"It's not that difficult, I just want you to be a middleman."
He heard it just now when he was in the theater. Tian Youliang wanted to sell his shares in exchange for money.
Of course I can't just go up and say I want to buy it.
A stranger can easily become rebellious or suspicious.
However, Teacher Tian is a Chinese opera major, and Cheng Hao is also a Chinese opera major.
It’s just that Cheng Hao is at level 98, and the other person is teaching at level 97, which is just wrong.
But it doesn't matter, they are all in the drama, and Cheng Hao is relatively famous, so he can connect online easily.
"No problem, you set a time and I'll make an appointment with him."
"No rush." Zhang Yuan touched her soft and smooth face: "Let the bullets fly for a while .”
……
At the same time, in the Military Art Theater.
Partner Zhang Chen held a counter in his hand and looked at the large stage, which was paved with vermilion wooden floors and showed a lot of signs of wear and tear.
He sat in the last row of the auditorium.
The entire military art theater has 202 seats, but as usual, the attendance rate for "I Want to Eat Twist Twists Now" will be more than 10%, with only 23 viewers.
The auditorium was so empty that spectators who bought cheap tickets in the back row could easily move to the front row seats to watch.
On the stage, Shen Teng followed Zhang Yuan's instructions just now. His waist was rubbed, his legs were bent, his temperament was weak, and his usual handsomeness had disappeared.
"Hahaha!"
Click!
"Hahahaha..."
Click!
“Hahaha...”
Click!
Every time the audience laughs, he presses the button.
It wasn’t until the normal program ended and the actors collectively came on stage to bow and thank them that he picked up the counter and looked at the numbers on it.
“117”
This stage play lasts for 120 minutes.
If there are 117 laughs, the density of the baggage is almost one per minute.
“There is no problem with Yu Kai’s book, and there is no problem with Lao Tian’s guidance.”
Zhang Chen’s eyes were full of joy.
He took out his mobile phone and immediately called He Jiong.
"Teacher He, you are an expert!"
"What expert?" He Jiong looked confused.
“The actor you introduced here, Zhang Yuan, who runs a small theater, is a master!” Zhang Chen said with great excitement: “He made an opinion after he came.”
< br>“What’s wrong with you?”
“The density of laughter in our performance tonight is twice as high as usual!”
“Huh?” He Jiong was also frightened A jump.
"How did he do it?"
Zhang Chen recounted everything that happened this afternoon exactly as it was.
“That’s no wonder.” He Jiong sighed: “His understanding of comedy is a level higher than yours.”
“Oh, he actually has a relationship with me. Not too familiar.”
“But they are really merciless when it’s time to help.”
Teacher He thought of Zhang Yuan, whom he had only met once.
True means what you say, do what you say, and do it effectively.
“Let’s check again in two days to see if there is any change in the attendance rate.”
“Okay, at least if there is progress, there is hope.” Zhang Chen was full of confidence.
Then, the slap in the face from reality always comes extremely quickly.
A week later, the same day.
Same location, same counter.
Because their funds are too limited, the three partners cannot afford to rent the theater for a long time.
In the beginning, there were two performances a week. Later, due to the poor attendance, it became unsustainable for me and the school persuaded me, so it was changed to only one performance.
The entire troupe has been standing on the edge of the cliff for a long time.
"The intensity of laughter is still the same, with 115 times, which shows that Zhang Yuan's method is really effective, but..."
Looking at the dismal attendance rate, only 25 tickets were sold today, only less than There are two more times, which is almost negligible.
The expected word-of-mouth popularity did not appear.
As soon as hope was ignited, he fell into despair again.
Took out his cell phone and this time he did not call He Jiong, but Zhang Yuan.
"Hey, Teacher Zhang, when will you have time to come and sit with us again?"
"No rush, I have some things to do recently. When I have some free time, I will take the initiative to visit you." When Zhang Yuan received the call from the other party, he was overjoyed and suppressed his emotions before speaking calmly.
"Okay, everything depends on your time."
Putting down the phone, Zhang Yuan couldn't wait to dial out.
“Good sister, the bullet is flying.”
"Help me ask this person out!" (End of Chapter)