Chapter 295 Beat, beat, beat, rob!


On the train.

Uncle Ge, wearing a oil-head wig, slowly backed away from the door curtains of the two carriages, and at the same time slowly raised his hands.

The muzzle of a black spear was pressed against his head.

Immediately, three men wearing gray hooded windbreakers and cartoon masks rushed into the car.

“Robbery!” the leader yelled loudly in that honest voice that was very familiar to people across the country.

What I got in exchange was not exclamations, but...

Hahahahaha!

Actors just want to leave a deep impression on the audience.

Afraid of leaving a deep impression on the audience!

This is the case with Teacher Wu who is wearing a gray cat mask and wielding an axe.

If a nationwide survey were conducted, I am afraid that the popularity of current teachers could overwhelm all the actors present.

That’s true, everyone from an eight-year-old naughty boy to an eighty-year-old man knows it.

“With a big head and a thick neck, if you are not a rich man, you will be a cook!”

“My heart is so cold!”

Silly cook, medicine box, Fan Debiao……

"Stuck!" Feng Xiaogang also shouted helplessly under the laughter of the extras and leading actors in the carriage.

Teacher Fan took off his mask and greeted the highest praise with laughter a little shyly.

The Spring Festival Gala in those years belonged to Zhao Benshan, and it was a Spring Festival Gala that could bring pure happiness to the audience.

But since Li Yong's daughter-in-law Ha Wen came to power and "brushed off" Zhao Ben's shirt, this feast that belongs to the people of the whole country has begun to decline irreparably.

Zhang Yuan experienced the "dumpling-making" style of the declining Spring Festival Gala in his previous life, so he can better understand how powerful Mr. Wang and the others are.

It was an era when stars were shining.

From Ma Ji, to Chen Peisi, to Zhao Lirong, and then to Zhao Benshan.

Comedy masters pass on the legacy one after another until the final moment comes.

Later, Shen Teng and others were unable to carry the banner.

Just like what Brother Qian said in the cross talk after attending the Spring Festival Gala.

Guo Qilin: The two of them chatted and chatted for a long time without having any fun at all, just like the evening news.

Yan Hexiang: That was the cross talk between your dad and Yu Qian at the Spring Festival Gala.

Brother Qian: That’s all the requirements there!

This is what the place requires...

Mr. Yuan Dewang, who passed away recently, was the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala for many years. Chen Peisi and Zhao Benshan were all promoted to the stage after his review. .

It was also this person who strongly recommended Jay Chou to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

At first, this plan was rejected by the superiors because Jay Chou had a unclear speech.

That’s right, those old-fashioned guys don’t know what R&B is.

Mr. Yuan gritted his teeth and launched a vote on the CCTV website. As a result, more than 2 million people were in favor of letting Jay Chou attend the Spring Festival Gala.

This man took the results to the higher authorities, and only then did the old people know what the people wanted, and they "showed mercy outside the law."

Therefore, Harvin’s “dereliction of duty” cannot be entirely blamed on her. After all, for some people who hold the power of life and death, the Spring Festival Gala is not a party, but a political mission.

Therefore, fun is not important, and whether the audience likes it or not is not important either.

Stability is what matters.

It’s just that there is no actor who can make the audience laugh from the bottom of their hearts without opening their mouths as soon as they meet him.

Teacher Fang clasped his fists in thanks, and the performers in the carriage laughed endlessly.

"Everyone, calm down."

"Be serious, we are filming!"

Several executive directors maintained order, but with little effect.

The appearance of Teacher Quan is like planting a little boy on everyone’s laughter hole, it’s very explosive.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, all departments are in place, let's do it again." Director Feng patted the back of his head.

Faced with the current situation, he could only blame himself.

In the past few days, the scenes in the carriage of "A World Without Thieves" are about to be completed.

In other words, the vehicle that cost millions to build is about to be dismantled.

Some people may ask, why not just find a place to stay?

First of all, the crew rented 8,000 square meters of space in the Science and Technology Park to build trains, stations and other shooting locations. The rent was very expensive.

If you want to stay, you have to rent a warehouse, which costs a lot of money, and it also requires transportation and coordination.

Then this vehicle cannot produce subsequent value, so it is pure waste of money.

Director Feng is not like Bearded Man or Poet Chen, who makes a movie and builds a city. It doesn’t need to be demolished, but it can also be used as a scenic spot to make a fortune.

Feng Xiaogang thought it would be a pity to demolish it, so he thought about asking some friends to come and take some random shots.

If it’s not used, just treat it as a sideshow. If it’s used, just cut it into the feature film. You don’t need to be paid anyway, so why don’t you just show your face?

So, he "randomly" found two friends.

Feng Yuanzheng, scope.

Without a few connections, the top director would have brought in two top actors with just one phone call.

Let’s not talk about Teacher Feng. He is the Dean of Humanities and Arts, Chairman of the Dramatists Association, Vice Chairman of the Literary Association, and a member of the Imperial CPPCC. Later, he served as a national committee member for one term and enjoyed special allowances from the State Council.

What will happen if you take the management route as an actor?

that's all!

And the strange thing is that this guy, like Hua Yi, Wang Shuo, and Feng Xiaogang, is also a boy from the big courtyard, so his goal since he was a child is to be a skydiver.

The result was not taken seriously.

Forget it, just be an actor...and then you will become a big boss.

This director met Director Feng as early as 1997 when they were filming "Backside of the Moon". The heroine of this film was Xu Fan.

However, the plot and content of this TV series were too exciting and it was soon stopped being broadcast.

Not to mention Teacher Wang, he only worked with Director Feng on the last "Mobile Phone".

This person's ability, from a certain perspective, is better than that of Feng Yuanzheng, especially when he plays the role of a small person from a lower-class background, such as Fan Debiao, "The Car Watcher in July", "Please Act Me" , the protagonist in films such as "The Long Season".

There are also officials, or characters who love to speak in official style, such as the characters in "It's Not a Problem", "Private Customization", and "Nanjing, Nanjing".

That’s all unique.

If placed in martial arts novels, these two would be masters at the Wujue level.

Zhang Yuan, who was wearing a costume and participating in the performance in the carriage, looked up from time to time and looked at Teacher Wei. Anyway, the actors in this scene should also be looking at him, so they could study secretly without being discovered. .

"Old Fan, please relax a little more, especially your lines..."

"Give me your lines." Wei Wang looked at Feng Xiaogang helplessly.

After the two of them arrived in the morning, Director Feng solemnly handed them a copy of the script.

After opening it, there were two big words written on it.

"Robbery"!

Then... it was gone.

The two of them returned the script to each other at first and then a few pages fell off. After asking, they found out that there were none.

What does it mean to make a temporary decision? This is it.

Return to the actual position and play the shot again.

“Hit, beat, beat, beat, rob!”

Teacher Fang Guan is a cross talk actor and performs sketches all year round. He is a rare live performance master.

When he appeared just now, the audience was happy.

Every time he plays music and claps, his DNA will move!

I became excited all of a sudden.

When I get excited, the smell of "Medicine Box" plus "Fan Der Biao" comes over me.

Hahahahaha...

The actors in the carriage were even happier.

“Stuck!”

"Everyone, slow down." Director Feng rubbed his eyebrows.

Teacher Fan took advantage of the break to smoke outside the carriage. Zhang Yuan handed him a cigarette and chatted for a while.

“You can also speak cross talk?” Teacher Fan asked curiously.

"Well, maybe I will have to worship Third Master Hou as my teacher for a while." Zhang Yuan immediately called the big man to come out and talk about the matter.

“Oh, congratulations, that’s amazing!” Teacher Fan immediately got close to her.

In this way, he and Zhang Yuan were traveling together.

When they were filming "Cell Phone", the two of them had no common scenes, so they didn't see each other much. Now when we talk, the other person is quite easy-going and has no airs.

Even, he is a bit silent and dull, not the kind of chatterbox that Brother Qian habitually praises.

After talking to him, he came to Teacher Feng Yuanzheng again.

"Teacher Feng, take one." Zhang Yuan took out one from Zhongnanhai.

"No more smoking, quit smoking." Teacher Feng was depressed and waved his hand to refuse.

It’s not that he looked down on Zhang Yuan that’s why he didn’t want to accept it, he just quit.

This man, who had been smoking for 20 years, suddenly quit. His perseverance is extraordinary.

"Teacher Feng, I see that Teacher Fan is very excited. Why are you not feeling so good?"

After chatting for a few words, Zhang Yuan asked tentatively.

"It's just that he's in a good mood, but I'm not in a good mood."

Teacher Feng frowned and glared. Zhang Yuan's knees softened and he almost fell to his knees.

An Jiahe...

That expression reminded him of his childhood shadow.

Teacher Feng is also a strong person, after all, his acting skills are top-notch.

But the scope really doesn’t talk about martial ethics!

Because there was no script or lines, the two of them designed some content and lines themselves, and that's when they came on stage.

The veteran actors have many years of stage experience and are not bad at all.

But it was clearly said that it was "robbery"!

When the crowd got excited, it turned into "beat, beat, beat, beat, rob!" All of a sudden, all the drama is on him. When the film is aired, who will be able to see him?

He felt like he had been stabbed in the back.

It felt like I was being robbed, but I was robbed based on my strength.

"Teacher Feng, you came from the stage and screen."

"Don't lose your status!"

"Spiritual Point"

Zhang Yuan immediately started the three consecutive rounds of Gonghuo as if on conditioned reflex.

Teacher Feng looked at him indifferently and replied steadily: "It won't work if you are not energetic."

"Good is good, Lao Fan is really good."< br>
Holy shit!

Zhang Yuan was shocked.

As expected of an old artist, I will not be fooled at all.

“This is much better than the two idiots Nie Yuan and Huang Xiaoming!”

“Sure enough, truly powerful people are immovable, but those two idiots still have a guilty conscience. That’s why it’s so easy to take the bait.”

“Teacher Feng, what I mean is, if he is excited, so are you.”

"I can't do what he does." Feng Yuanzheng knew his position very well.

"Well, you can come and do it."

"What do you mean?"

Soon.

“Hit, beat, beat, beat, rob!” The ax of the teacher range crew is still Fan Debiao.

Teacher Feng did not hesitate to give in and raised his orchid finger directly.

He pinched his throat and said.

“Be serious, be serious, we are robbing here!”

“Stuck!”

“Okay!”

Bang bang bang bang...

At the end of this scene, Feng Xiaogang clapped his hands with joy.

“That’s really good!”

Scope also turned around with a smile

Old Feng was also excited!

Good actors acting together are like masters competing against each other.

Ye Gucheng versus Ximen Chuixue, the two of them can break out into a decisive battle.

If it were Sha Tongtian versus Lu Qingdu, no one would even watch the tickets.

Director Feng felt very satisfied with the excitement between them.

Feng Yuanzheng glanced at Zhang Yuan among the actors.

[I received a thank you from Feng Yuanzheng, my line skills +1! 】

"Brother, wait a moment."

"I want to rob someone."

It was turned on again today, and Teacher Fang, who was holding an ax, glanced not far away. Liu Ruoying, who was standing there, then changed her momentum.

He was yelling just now with a fierce expression.

Now he speaks softly, even a little tenderly to Teacher Feng

The expression also changes in the lines, and he is silly and smiling.

“Hey!” Zhang Yuan sighed from the side.

Just this one expression change is enough for an ordinary actor to learn for several years.

Obviously the mood changes so drastically, but the transition is so smooth.

At the same time, he glanced at Liu Ruoying and spoke to Liu Dehua.

Milk Tea was secretly pinching her thigh with her fingers, her facial muscles twitching slightly and undetectably.

She is suppressing a laugh!

The overall tone of "A World Without Thieves" is actually a bit sad and heavy, especially the death ending at the end of the story, which is really tragic.

The performances of these two masters really added a touch of Feng's comedy to the movie, making the atmosphere much more relaxed.

Even when later generations talk about the movie, its story and connotation have long been forgotten.

But the scene of the robbery between Wei Wei and Feng Yuanzheng is still talked about.

"Waist!"

"Waist, waist, waist, what are you hiding!"

Teacher Fang came to a plainclothes policewoman.

"It's nothing. If you don't believe me, just touch it."

"Hey?"

"Hey!"

The expression on Mr. Wang's face made him so happy that he almost couldn't find any change. What a bitch!

“Let me touch you.”

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and took it away.

Then in an instant, this man's expression suddenly changed dramatically.

An actor who has not undergone long-term training and has perfect control of facial muscles will never be able to show that kind of rapid change.

Zhang Yuanguang’s blood boiled just looking at it.

It’s like a charlatan watching the Wujue Huashan sword debate!

"Did you touch it?"

"What?"

"Gun!"

"Okay, done!"

Boom!

The audience stood up and applauded!

The performance of these two is truly amazing!

Such a good actor deserves to be respected.

After the two teachers finished the thank you lap, they came to the monitor to watch their performance.

“Brother Feng, you are so cruel, you even raised your orchid finger.”

"Lao Fan, I'm not forced by you."

Don't look at these two, one is named Brother Feng and the other is Lao Fan. In fact, they are the same age, both born in 1962.

“It’s so enjoyable!” Teacher Wang said with a smile.

“Look.” At this time, Teacher Feng suddenly pointed at a young man wearing a little red hat in the camera and said.

“His expression is different from others.”

"Hey, it's true."

Of course what Teacher Feng was pointing at was Zhang Yuan.

If he hadn't just given him some advice to "deal with" Teacher Fan, this person wouldn't have paid special attention to him.

“Most of the crowd looked nervous, after all, this was a robbery.”

“Only he seemed to be nervous with a hint of fun.”

"Well, it is indeed." Director Feng took a closer look and then called Zhang Yuan to his side.

“I am like this because I am different from others.” After questioning, he replied.

“Among the three robbers, one is Fatty, played by Teacher You Yong.”

“And Fatty is my immediate boss.”

“So, we get along day and night. Even if the fat man didn't tell the kid about his robbery plan, Four Eyes should be able to find out that the masked man is his boss at the first time. "

"Uh..." The three seniors nodded.

Then Zhang Yuan raised his right hand again. The index finger of his right hand was still wrapped in gauze.

This is a prop because after he failed in the courage competition with Brother Hua, he was punished by Uncle Li and cut off a section of his index finger with cigar scissors.

“I was cruel to Uncle Li because of this.”

“So after seeing Uncle Li being beaten, I will definitely feel the excitement of getting revenge.”

"Yes!" Teacher Feng nodded vigorously: "Yes, the logic is very correct."

Teacher Feng also glanced at him.

This guy can do it. He can carefully consider every little detail and he can grasp it very accurately.

He was just a backdrop in this scene, and the result was that he put so much thought into it, not bad!

Teacher Wang Yuan and Teacher Feng Yuanzheng both looked at him, smiled and said nothing.

But it has left a good impression in my heart.

That night, Director Feng gathered the leading actors and held a banquet for two outstanding guest actors and old friends.

Zhang Yuan was naturally present.

After another heavy drink, these two couldn’t even go home.

I simply opened two rooms and let them stay for one night.

After sending these two off, Zhang Yuan, Hua Ge and others returned to the floor where they lived.

He lived in the room at the end of the corridor, so he took the drunk people back to the room one by one.

"Zhang Yuan, see you tomorrow." Brother Hua didn't drink much. He has good self-cultivation and self-control.

"Okay, see you tomorrow...wait!"

Brother Hua just wanted to enter the house, but was stopped by Zhang Yuan loudly.

Because he found that the lock on Brother Hua's door seemed to have been picked...(End of Chapter)

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