Hotel, hot spring.
Zhang Yuan, who was enjoying Miss Xingzi's "airbag" back rub service, heard two familiar voices from a distance.
I turned around and saw that it was the two people from the crew.
“You are here too!”
Zhang Yuan waved and greeted them.
If he were in China, he would never behave so intimately with a woman, especially an actress, in public.
But this is overseas, so naturally I have to be more indulgent and free.
And most domestic actresses are not as open-minded as girls from island countries.
He walked towards the two of them, followed closely by Miss Suzuki, who was wearing a tight bikini.
Looking at them wading over from the other side of the pond, Jay Chou is very convinced of Zhang Yuan because he has made great progress in both performance and composition with Zhang Yuan's "help".
Then he turned his head and looked at Guan Xi who almost broke his teeth.
“Didn’t you say before that you can get Suzuki Anzu in a week?”
Hiss... Edison closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
Which pot should not be opened?
"Hehe..." Seeing his half-dead look, Jaylen snickered.
He has his girlfriend waiting in the room anyway, so of course it doesn't matter.
I don’t know who will be sitting alone in front of the window tonight and unable to sleep.
When Edison was in Hong Kong, he had no rivals in the business of picking up girls.
Basically, whoever you like can be settled in a few days.
Have money, fame, and background.
His father is a director of a listed company and is a close friend of Yang Shoucheng's brother Yang Chaocheng.
Coupled with his own unique rebellious temperament, he is indeed very popular in Xiangjiang.
However, after arriving in the island country, these advantages of his were useless.
Girls from other island countries don’t go to Hong Kong to develop.
In addition, Suzuki Xing is not very old. At this age, she is just looking at appearance and her brain is controlled by hormones.
Zhang Yuan himself was five or six centimeters taller than him, and Guan Xi was usually slumped. Looking from a distance, the gap between the two of them was about ten centimeters.
In terms of body shape, Zhang Yuan is even stronger than him. Even without trying, he knows that his physical fitness is better than him.
And his rebellious temperament against the "girl special attack" in Xiangjiang is not uncommon in island countries. There are especially many competing products of the same type, and it cannot be considered a big feature at all.
And because Zhang Yuan knows kung fu, he is more in line with the stereotype of island women towards Chinese men.
Island people love Jackie Chan more than mainlanders. Uncle Long is very popular, which to some extent also strengthens the kung fu craze.
"What exactly went wrong?" Edison patted the back of his head.
He didn't understand why Suzuki Xing was not interested in him at all, but instead had a special affection for this mainland boy?
“He can do it, but you can’t.”
“You can do it, but he can do it, and he’s even better than you.” Jay Chou told the truth in a heart-wrenching manner. .
"You..."
He also wanted to refute, but Zhang Yuan and the others were already in front of him.
"Do you come here often?"
"Yes, I have been here several times." Jay replied: "I have never seen you before."
"Because I have to pay and the crew won't reimburse me, I didn't come."
Jackson Chou:...
What you said makes sense, and I can't even refute it.
"Xingzi helped me apply for a weekly card today. I will come often in the future. Let's get together then."
"Okay." Jay Chou happily agreed.
Guan Xi picked at his scalp.
Gan!
I don’t even go to invite people to dinner.
It’s good for him. If a woman treats a guest when eating, or if a woman treats a guest when taking a shower, is there such a thing as heavenly justice?
"Yuan Sang, let's go to the private room to wash up." At this time, Kyoko tugged on his arm.
After saying that, he added: "I'll pay."
Edison:...
"My friends are here and I want to be with them." Zhang Yuan returned.
“But I want to be alone with you.” The girl from the island nation said coquettishly in a tone unique to the Yamato nation.
“And I just want to show you my swimsuit.”
“But they stared at me lustfully.”
“Are you teaching me how to do things? ”
"No..."
"You are not allowed to speak ill of my friends in front of me from now on."
"Hi!" Xingzi nodded vigorously and looked at him with admiration: "I most I like a strong man like you."
"Do you know that everyone on the crew admires you so much?"
"Then I will go back to the room and wait for you."< br>
As he said that, just like Brother Qian, he took out something from the back of his body with a pop.
"This is my accessory room card. If you and your friends go to the hotel's restaurant and entertainment room to have fun, it will be charged to my account."
After saying this, this person first went to the hotel. He bowed to the two people.
"Bye, Zhou Sang, Chen Sang."
Then a hibiscus came out of the water, twisted her buttocks and left the hot spring pool.
Guanxi was completely confused.
Easy to eat but hard to eat...
The key point is that his salary is so high that he even pays for hot spring fees for women.
The key point is, when he did this, Kyoko became even more obsessed!
Is there any heavenly law, is there any royal law!
After Guan Xi repeatedly clenched his fist, he frowned and looked at Zhang Yuan, and then asked, "How did you do that?"
Zhang Yuan looked at him sincerely.
"You want to learn."
"I'll teach you."
Ah... Guanxi's eyes widened, and after a few flashes, she shed tears. It slipped from the corner of his eye.
Then with a splash, the man knelt down in the pool.
Knelt down in front of Zhang Yuan.
"I lost..."
Soon after, Zhang Yuan leaned against the pool.
On the left shoulder, Jay Chou helped him hold it, and on the right shoulder, Edison held it for him.
"Tell me, how did you get Suzuki Xing to be so obedient."
Edison continued to ask.
“Call me brother.”
“Why do you always want people to call you brother?” Guan Guan asked doubtfully.
Zhang Yuan turned to look at the two people.
"You are from Xiangjiang, and Jay is from Baodao."
"I am from the mainland."
"Isn't it right for Xiangjiang and Baodao to call the mainland big brother? ?”
“Brother Yuan!” Guan Xi shouted.
“Actually, I didn’t do anything.” Zhang Yuan spread his hands.
"A villain fears power but not virtue."
"The better you treat her, the more she feels she deserves it."
"The more she looks down on you."< br>
Driving up currency prices is nothing more than that.
"Some people are like this, and some places are like this." Zhang Yuan glanced at the two of them.
Neither Edison nor Jaylen understood what he meant.
Yes, they both come from small places, how can they understand this truth.
The three chatted for a while.
I don’t know what these two guys had for dinner.
They put their arms on the shore and were soaking in hot water.
Maybe there was some kind of wonderful chemical reaction between the heat and the food in his belly, and he heard a few "gurgling" sounds coming from Edison's belly.
Subsequently, a string of fine bubbles surfaced from his crotch.
Zhang Yuan opened his eyes and gave him a disgusted look.
Then he planned to move towards Jay Chou.
Gulu!
But just as he was about to move, he heard a soft sound from Jaylen's side.
Then a string of thicker bubbles slowly rose from his crotch.
Zhang Yuan: ...
It’s over, I’m surrounded by farts!
“Quality, pay attention to quality!”
Zhang Yuan scolded angrily.
The two smiled and touched their noses, then lowered their heads in embarrassment.
Zhang Yuan ran to the other side of the pond to avoid these two guys.
Actually, farting in the pool is not a big deal.
Because according to a research survey in Canada, at least 20% of people have peed in the swimming pool.
Sampling tests have also been conducted in Hong Kong. Among them, the Kowloon Park swimming pool has the highest urine content in Hong Kong, with a urine content of 0.2%, which is equivalent to about 60 liters of human urine in this swimming pool.
And peeing is considered a good thing. Many water parks will pick up a lot of human feces from the pool at the end of the day.
Will they change the water?
Of course it’s impossible. Just add some disinfectant and blue dye and keep using it.
Later, a hot spring hotel in Fukuoka was exposed to excessive levels of Legionella bacteria many times. The highest level exceeded the standard by more than 3,700 times.
In the end, I bowed and apologized.
This is a place where even the Emperor has been.
Fortunately, the crew stayed not in a hot spring hotel, but in a chain hotel with hot spring characteristics, and the management was much more formal.
So farting in the pool is really not a big deal compared to these things.
These two are still competing.
“Look, my bubbles are obviously bigger!” Jay said proudly.
Edison Xi was dissatisfied: "I have more bubbles."
Men are teenagers until they die, and two big stars competed in fart play in the hot spring pool...
But that's it. To be honest, Jaylen is indeed stronger than Edison.
Brother Guan Xi looked like he was sluggish all day long, and it looked like his body had been drained by alcohol and sex.
But with the two of them playing like this, Zhang Yuan was really afraid that they would accidentally escape into the pool, and thought to himself, I'd better leave.
The island girl is still waiting for me in the room.
Gululu...
At this moment, as he was about to get up from the pool, there was a sudden violent sound.
If you use a car as an analogy.
Edison just now is equivalent to the island-style KCAR with a displacement of 0.8 liters.
Jalen is equivalent to a 1.2-liter Wuling Hongguang.
The current movement is equivalent to an 8.0-liter authentic American V8, the same model as Family Man also has supercharger.
Boom, boom, boom, the sound is so shocking that people can feel a slight pressure on their eardrums.
And the source of this sound did not come from those two people.
But it came from Zhang Yuan’s side.
“Holy shit!”
“You’re still talking about us.”
Guan Xi saw a large number of bubbles the size of rice bowls rising from Zhang Yuan’s side, laughing wildly and complaining road.
"As expected of Brother Yuan, he's so cool."
"He is indeed stronger than us."
"No wonder Xingzi likes him." Jay also joked.
"He is really strong, I feel like the pool was shaken by him."
"Yes, my hands are numb and trembling, so sharp!"
< br>
Gulu, Gulu...
Not only did the bubbles on Zhang Yuan's side not stop, they surged up more and more violently.
There was even a "boom" at the end, causing a tiny explosion in the water, just like throwing a kick into the pool.
"Awesome, awesome, awesome..." The two of them were still boasting.
But after boasting, I realized something was wrong.
Because along with the bubbles and small explosions, there was also a large amount of earthy yellow liquid.
Along with the curry color, there is also an extremely pungent and nauseating strong smell.
“What a dick!”
“Brother Yuan won’t poop in the pool!”
But when they took a closer look, there was Zhang Yuan in the pool. sound.
I only heard the sound of thin and fast footsteps coming from my ears, approaching from far away to the two of them.
Then, with two crisp sounds, they suddenly felt their cheeks burning and hurting.
It felt like someone had slapped me in the face, my head was buzzing.
Just as he recovered a little, he heard an explosion next to his ears.
“It’s so hot!”
"Run!"
"There's an earthquake!!!"
Zhang Yuan stretched out his hands to wrap around their necks, like little chickens, and brought them up from the hot spring pool. , then turned around and ran away.
After the two of them reacted for a second or two, they stood up from the ground in a hurry. Guan Xi fell due to anxious slipping, and then they ran out of the bathhouse.
Mount Shiina is a dual volcano composed of Mount Myogi, Mount Akagi and Mount Kamimao.
The hotel where the crew stayed was at the foot of the volcano.
This is also the reason why the hotel has natural hot springs.
Thank you for nature’s gift of geothermal energy.
But everything is good and bad.
The hot springs are good, but the active volcano is not so good if it has nothing to do.
Of course, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions are not big things to the Yamato people, and they have long been used to them.
Even the symbol of the island nation, Mount Fuji, is actually an active volcano.
According to the investigation of the scientific research team, in the past 5,600 years, Mount Fuji has erupted more than 1,800 times, large and small.
After entering a stable period, it will basically have to break out once in more than a hundred years.
The most recent time was in 1707, when the entire Edo sky was obscured by volcanic ash, causing countless losses.
After that, Mount Fuji remained dormant for more than 300 years!
It was also during these 300 years that the island country developed from an agricultural society into a world industrial power.
This may be their national destiny.
It's like having diarrhea.
Holding it in will not make the filth in the intestines disappear.
On the contrary, the longer you hold it in, the more intense the effect will be when it finally opens.
If Mount Fuji, which has been suppressed for 300 years, erupts, it is conservatively estimated that it will completely paralyze more than 30 nearby cities, including Tokyo.
If we are not conservative, it is possible that the entire Honshu Island will be torn apart.
In 2006, the island country released a disaster film called "The Sinking of Japan". Whether it can be realized depends on this.
Fuji-san, come on...
Mount Shiina is naturally not as majestic as Mount Fuji, and this eruption was far less massive.
It's just the periodic movement of active volcanoes, not even big scenes like magma eruptions.
The earthquake level is less than level five.
There was almost no damage to the hotel, except for a crack in the bottom of the hot spring pool.
That’s where Zhang Yuan sat for the last time.
The curry that came out was a pungent liquid, so of course it wasn't him.
But sulfur is very common near hot springs.
Sulfur is actually a good thing. There is some sulfur in the natural hot spring water, and there are even special sulfur hot springs.
This stuff is good for dermatitis, skin diseases such as arthritis, and muscle and bone injuries.
Modu Soap Factory also has a product called Modu Sulfur Soap, which is very famous.
But anything that doesn’t talk about measurement is just being a rogue.
If the concentration is too high, it can be fatal.
In the hotel lobby, three mainstays among the young people in the entertainment industry from mainland China, Hong Kong, and Taiwan, all look the same.
A white towel hung around his waist, with his arms bare and his melancholy arm resting on his shoulders.
Of course, the causes of depression are slightly different.
Jaylen and Edison were scared.
Zhang Yuan is worried.
“The weekly card I just applied for...was gone in a blink of an eye.”
“Fortunately it wasn’t my money.”
“But the plan to unlock new scenes with Kyoko , I’m afraid it can only be shelved.”
"Jaylen!"
"Yuan Sang!"
Hurrah, two figures filed out of the stair safety door and ran towards two of the three shirtless men respectively.
Miss Hou and Suzuki Xing brought coats and bathrobes respectively and put them on them.
Then, there was only one shirtless man left in the lobby.
Guess who?
At this time, Edison really wanted to be under the car.
It’s so uncomfortable!
Forget it about Jaylen.
I have a girlfriend in Baodao and she is here to visit.
But Zhang Yuan only got it after joining the crew!
We were on the same starting line, but we lost so completely.
The frustration is very strong.
"Are you all okay?"
The rest of the crew also ran downstairs.
Including Huang Qiusheng, Du Wenze, Brother B and several others.
At this moment, Zhang Yuan and the three of them had just been "fished" out of the water, and their makeup, styling, hairstyle, and clothing were all gone.
After one look and comparison, even those in Xiangjiang felt that Zhang Yuan’s image was indeed much better than Guan Xi’s.
Even Miss Hou pretended to take a few furtive glances.
"It's good that everyone is fine." An assistant director also came to the crowd and breathed a sigh of relief.
Didi didi...
At this moment, the assistant director’s cell phone rang.
After answering the phone, the man's expression gradually became serious.
Then he hurriedly ran outside the hotel.
"What's wrong?" Brother B asked.
"Something happened with the director!"
......(End of this chapter)