At first, Rozim thought that these thefts were caused by someone with no eyesight in the war group, or a group of thieves. He even asked Loken to retrieve the surveillance data around the kitchen. However, they found nothing. Loken It was also confirmed that the surveillance had not been deleted, which meant that the thief did not enter the kitchen through any entrance or exit they knew, because Rozim had considered all aspects of the kitchen a long time ago, and even had micro cameras in the ventilation ducts.
The only explanation was the drainage outlet, so he suspected it was some mutated rodent in the sewer, so he asked Karen to set up some small traps, but still nothing was caught, and there seemed to be no living creatures in the sewer. Signs of frequent activity.
So we could only adopt the method of squatting around the clock
Until one day, when it was Chuanquillo’s turn to squat in the kitchen, something suddenly attacked him, beating the Helu The Germans were running around, but they managed to get the hidden camera device to capture the thief.
It turned out to be a huge fat cat! !
This made Rozim furious. He was actually being teased by a beast, so he set up a dragnet again and vowed to make it the first appetizer at the Ascension Day dinner - he even prepared the recipe. Use a huge earth-burrowing python native to Nessin IV to mix it with it to make a famous dish that is said to be a famous dish that the emperor's grandfather accidentally tasted when he came to the Macragg galaxy. The ultimate dragon-tiger fight!
But their first action failed. They originally thought it was an ordinary cat, but their net gun failed to hit the other party once, and the other party even ate all the ants in the box while hiding. Beef roll.
After the failure, Rozim learned from the pain and decided to do something cruel!
Because the other party liked the ant beef roll so much, he decided to poison it! Inject poison! And in order to prevent the other party from smelling it, it must be highly poisonous and colorless and odorless!
In order to obtain this poison, he even went to the black market in the hive city and spent a lot of money to get the almost undetectable nerve poison from a professional killer.
After everything was prepared, Rozim added this poison to the ant beef rolls he made that day. He didn't even squat down to see the results. He went back to sleep early. He believed that he would only see one dead animal the next day. Cat corpse——
But the result shocked him again. The ant beef rolls were all gone, but he didn’t see the corpse. He even thought that the cat died outside and overturned the monastery fortress. Tried it all over, but still couldn't find it.
To make matters worse, the ant beef rolls continued to be stolen the next day
After that, they thought of a series of methods and designed a lot of traps, but the damn cat used all kinds of traps. After escaping in a strange way, they finally realized that this was no ordinary cat, this was a psychic cat!
At the same time, Chuanquillo also seemed to be aware of the threat. It described a very terrifying enemy called a cat in a language that Rozim could barely understand!
This led to tonight's "defeat" operation, but it still failed and had catastrophic consequences. For Rozim, it was as bad as the Emperor's decisive battle with Horus but failed.
Just when Rozim was feeling a little desperate, he suddenly heard Iswin scream.
“That stinky cat is here again!”
He turned around and saw a fat orange cat lying on the top of the only intact cupboard in the kitchen. It even used one of its forelimbs to support its head in a very humane manner. Its big belly rose and fell slightly with its breathing, and its face seemed to have a hateful smile.
“I’m going to show you——”
"It seems that you are in trouble."
When the cat came out with standard High Gothic language, Rozim was stunned.
“Can you speak?”
“Although speaking the language of you low-level races is an insult to my noble tongue, who makes me a humble royal cat? The entire galaxy is probably I can’t find another kinder cat than me.”
“Uh, what are you doing here?”
Rozim said, picking up the kitchen knife on the side.
"I still have brothers, so I gave the order and three trucks of space warriors will arrange for you!"
"Meow~ I seriously doubt that the real brain of your species is only mine. The size of a fingernail, forget it, let’s make a deal without telling you things you can’t understand. I can solve some problems for you, and you need to provide that ant beef roll.”
“You? ”
Rozim frowned. "What else can your cat do besides destroy?"
I saw the cat shaking its tail, and the damaged cabinet floated. Then a shocking scene appeared. The damaged part of the cabinet "grown" out, and it changed again in just a few seconds. Back to a brand new look.
Rozim and Iswin's eyes suddenly widened, but Dogo broke free from the bucket and muttered:
"It's not easy for this cat to go back in time."
Rozim looked around and realized that he had no choice.
"Why do you love eating ant beef rolls so much?"
"Because the ant beef rolls must have been made for the great King Garfield!"
As he said that, it "sit" Get up, the meaty butt makes it look a bit funny.
“The point is, I don’t want to lose my royal chef. Yes, if you can’t complete your stupid celebration, you may be driven away or even executed. I’m not sure where else I can go. Find the second Ant Bull Chef"
"Okay, wait, you didn't say where you came from?"
"It's not important, as long as you know the deal between you and me, and so on."
The cat stuck out its head, narrowed its eyes, and said in a dangerous tone:
" Don’t let that dirty rat appear in my sight again. I have tried my best to control my temper, Ape Chef.”
Rozim had no choice but to let Chuan scream. Quello left the kitchen, and then this mysterious cat-like animal used its mysterious power to restore most of the kitchen facilities to their original state. Rozim immediately got busy and began to recreate the delicacies needed for the banquet, and immediately called the sleeping servants Hundreds of people started to work overtime amidst complaints, while the orange cat was lying high in the kitchen. Whenever a new ant beef roll was finished, one would disappear and then appear in front of it in the blink of an eye. It opened its mouth leisurely and let the meat rolls fly into its mouth one after another.
It is like an ant-cow black hole that can never be filled.
"Damn it, I'll eat you to death. I'll prepare some good medicine for you next time. Alas, if I were here, there would be no chance for this damn cat to be arrogant. Brother, I miss you so much."
Rozim kept cursing in a low voice below. Although there was hope of finishing the work again because of this smelly cat, its demand also forced them to make almost four or five times the original amount of ant beef rolls.
Finally, after nearly thirty hours of work, the Chapter Kitchen finally completed the food preparation for the Emperor’s Ascension Day Banquet. This could even be called a miracle, at the cost of Rozim falling asleep directly on the chopping board. After getting down, the others were so tired that they just found a place to lie down in the greasy kitchen, and the fat cat also left with hiccups, graceful little steps, and swaying its meaty belly.
On the day of the Emperor's Ascension Festival, Soshyan first made a global broadcast on Nessen 4, and then had a warm and cheerful dinner with all the warriors who stayed in the Nessun system. The Emperor Ascends to Heaven Festival is one of the few festivals that is common to the entire empire regardless of which planet it is, so many worlds also regard it as the beginning of a new year.
After the dinner, Soshyan gave the soldiers a three-day holiday, and he himself left the fortress in the night and came to his childhood home, his home when he was still a mortal.
When he walked out of the shuttle, the renovated door of the mansion had been opened, and Veronica, wearing a white high-cut dress, was looking at him with a smile at the door.
"Just waiting for you."
As soon as Soshyan walked up the stairs, Veronica stretched out her hand and led him into the house
New This is how the year began.