Chapter 622: Spider-Man and Keyboard Man seem a bit similar?
At this time, Tony finally sent away the difficult Ms. Hope,
by the way, he also sent away the even more difficult Supergirl.
After a series of mental work, Tony is really tired and doesn't want to move at all.
Even research that would never tire him before could no longer hold his attention.
"Tony, do you still decide that our cooperation is nonsense?"
General Ross did not treat himself as an outsider at all. He casually took a bottle from Tony's wine cabinet that looked not cheap. The wine started to drink.
Don’t you have any wine at home?
Tony felt more and more irritable.
Are these guys really not from the Red Empire that collapsed more than ten years ago?
Did you come to his house to fight against rich people?
“Cooperation is okay,
but I need time to think about it,
At least I need to figure out what level of armament is appropriate first,
after all My purpose is not to let you unify the world,
But let you work together to maintain peace. "
Tony said feebly.
Colonel Rhodes on the side looked like he didn't want to speak.
It seemed like he was planning some shocking complaint.
“World peace?
The history of mankind is the history of war.
Although peace is a great ideal that is separated from each other,
but instead of paying attention to peace,
it is better to pay more attention to the security of mankind!
Those are demons, and how should ordinary people protect themselves when facing demons? ”
General Ross looked dissatisfied.
Dr. Banner also looked at his father-in-law with surprise.
It was like meeting General Ross for the first time.
How do ordinary people protect themselves?
Is this the reason why you chased me from the beginning?
This is a very good and powerful reason.
Banner didn’t want to say more.
"Hulk is hungry!"
The Hulk shouted loudly and tightened the belt around his waist.
Hulk seems to like this belt that Kurtul gave him.
Maybe it's because this belt is the only gift Hulk received?
"We just finished eating, so does strength have anything to do with appetite?"
Luo Colonel De made a not-so-powerful rant, which sounded a bit unworthy of his nickname as a rant machine.
“If I have to say it, it’s like a machine needs energy.
The more powerful the output, the more powerful energy is naturally needed.
I think it should be similar to this. "
Tony's voice became weaker,
But fortunately he can order takeout.
"Jarvis, help me contact that Spider-Man.
I remember last time he said he was working in a pizza shop?
Ask him to deliver 10,000 pieces of pizza, more quantity. "
Tony said casually.
Jarvis recovered, which is good news.
When the "Saber" suit locked him up, Jarvis lost contact
Tony thought Jarvis was gone for a while, but not long ago Jarvis came back.
This is really good news.
Although it took him a lot of time to check Jarvis, the results were gratifying.
Jarvis's intelligence seems to have been upgraded.
As for takeout... Spider-Man delivers takeout very quickly,
As long as he doesn't meet any evil guys on the road, it will be very fast...
This is why Spider-Man often gets complaints when he delivers food.
In this country, evil is everywhere.
"Okay sir, we are contacting Spider-Man."
Jarvis responded to Tony's request very clearly.
“Sir, let me take the liberty of saying something.
There is a small chance that Mr. Spider-Man's delivery will arrive on time.
According to the average delivery speed,
Mr. Spider-Man's takeout has an 80% chance of being delayed. ”
Jarvis made suggestions based on his calculations,
but this suggestion made Tony somewhat embarrassed.
"Then contact Happy and ask him to buy as much food as possible."
Tony said with a twitching corner of his mouth.
Although Happy is an ordinary person, he is also a guy that Tony can trust.
Maybe it’s time to give Happy some power?
Who said there weren't many guys Tony could trust?
Happy himself shoulders the responsibility of bodyguard,
Although after Tony became Iron Man, Happy, the bodyguard, became a free earner.
Fortunately, Tony is rich, and he is not a black-hearted boss.
“Yes, sir.
I just need to remind you that it's time to get off work. "
Jarvis's voice made Tony's blood pressure rise a little.
"Sir, please calm down. Your blood pressure is rising again. "
Tony didn't know what to say. He always felt like he wanted to eat peanut butter at this time...
...
Mr. Peter Parker just received a call from Jarvis,
asking him to deliver a pizza worth 10,000 yuan.
He even kindly marked the specific address on his mobile phone...
Having this is actually enough, although Spider-Man’s mode of action is mostly inside the building. It fluctuates back and forth,
but overall it still moves in a straight line.
But the question is, how much does a pizza cost for 10,000 yuan?
If he moves with so much pizza, he will definitely be on the news the next day!
《Shocked! Our friendly Spider-Man has to deliver food to make a living! 》
Probably it will be a title like this...
Maybe someone will come out and make a donation in the name of Spider-Man,
Of course, there will definitely be people who will jump out and ridicule.
Stop being a superhero if you have trouble eating.
No idea, after all, not every superhero is a rich person.
So in the world of superheroes, the lowest level of positive heroes are not as successful as those anti-heroes.
Because anti-heroes can take advantage of others!
Or should we say that the gray eats the black?
"Mr. Jarvis,
I would like to ask Mr. Stark if he really knows how much pizza can be bought for ten thousand dollars?"
Pizza is actually a thing It's not considered high-end food, it should be considered fast food.
In the pizza shop where Peter Parker works, the large pizza only costs eleven pieces.
A $10,000 pizza?
That’s including packaging fees and takeaway fees! That’s almost 800 to 900 pizzas!
Spider-Man is a little confused,
Is this the consumption concept of rich people?
As a non-staff reporter and part-time delivery boy, Spider-Man,
I don’t even eat the pizza from the store where I work!
Because it is a big burden on his income,
Only after selling his photos can he have an occasional meal.
Who makes him a black man in this world?
It is quite rare to find a job.
Plus, this country doesn’t care what Spider-Man is doing these days.
If the boss of the Daily Bugle wasn’t a loyal Spider-Man fan,
he wouldn’t even be able to sell Spider-Man’s photos. ah!
“Maybe Mr. Tony doesn’t know, but I think this amount of food will not be wasted.
Even if it is wasted, it is not an important thing, is it?
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After all, this is America. "Jarvis's electronic voice said sarcastic words, which made Spider-Man a little uncomfortable...
Although this country likes waste very much.
You can even find some brand new food when you dig through the trash can
But that’s not the problem!
"Mr. Jarvis, has your intelligence been upgraded?"
This is what Spider-Man cares about.
Although Jarvis was intelligent before, he could even complain.
But not to the point of being sarcastic.
Spider-Man is a research talent after all,
I am still very interested in artificial intelligence.
"Yes, Mr. Peter Parker.
But I hope this will be a secret between the two of us.
Please don't tell Mr. Stark!"
Jarvis's tone became a little serious,
Such seriousness made Spider-Man break into a cold sweat!
An artificial intelligence tells another not to tell its creator about its level of intelligence.
A lot of scenes from science fiction movies immediately flashed through Spider-Man's mind.
For example, the scenes of Skynet in "Terminator" and the designers in "The Matrix".
Spider-Man feels the need to meet Tony alone.
He still knows what artificial intelligence can do,
such as occupying some satellites, or cutting off his phone signal.
If Jarvis really rebelled, then all Spider-Man can do is go and talk to Tony face to face about it.
All electronic means will be intercepted.
“Just kidding, Mr. Peter Parker.
The first person my smart upgrade knew was Mr. Tony. Of course, this was the result of removing myself. ”
What Jarvis said next did not make Spider-Man let go of his worries...
It would be hard for him to believe whoever said this!
To If his Spider Sense hadn't been activated yet, he would have probably been climbing over walls between buildings to avoid possible attacks.
Electronic products are completely useless in the face of a powerful artificial intelligence.
Even high-tech weapons will become something he controls.
This thing is much more serious than the demon crisis.
In destroying this planet, the tide of demons is probably no match for humans' own weapons.
“Okay, ten thousand yuan for pizza, right?
I don’t think Mr. Tony will let me advance the money, right?
To be honest, I can’t even afford a hundred dollars right now..."
Spider-Man spread his hands as he spoke.
In fact, this can be considered an unsolved mystery... …
Would Spider-Man be hungry or thirsty and need to buy some food, water, etc. when he was doing justice?
If he could pay, where would the money be stored? ?
Spider-Man's tights don't look like they have pockets on them.
And this tights seems to be one-piece except for the headgear...
A pocket sewn inside the waist?
How to pay for it?
“Of course not, I had already placed an order at the pizza shop where you work when I contacted you.
In about thirty seconds, you will receive a call from the boss who is noted on your mobile phone as a cruel and shameless vampire.
By the way, I didn’t tell your boss that this was the note you gave him. "
When Jarvis's electronic sound said this, Spider-Man seemed to hear some schadenfreude from it?
"Dingle bell~"
Well the phone just rang,
Although Jarvis was still here, the call came in.
Spider-Man can only say that he can't say anything except "artificial intelligence is invincible"...
"Peter Parker! Where are you now, you little bastard?< br>
I need you to show up at the store in ten minutes!
And deliver the pizza to Tony Stark's house in twenty minutes!
I know there are traffic jams in New York!
But you don’t have a car,
Hurry up and ride your bicycle to deliver the goods to me, lazy guy!
This order is a big deal!
I’ll give you a bonus of 100 yuan when you’re done! ”
After the boss finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
There will not be only one delivery person in the store.
If Spider-Man were an ordinary person, it would be impossible for him to deliver eight or nine hundred pizzas by himself...
So the boss is quite busy now.
“Mr. Spider-Man, I now fully agree with the note you gave your boss.
A large order of ten thousand US dollars can buy eight or nine hundred pizzas according to world prices.
But he plans to let you give away only three hundred pizzas. To be precise, he will give away three hundred pizzas in total.
Although Mr. Stark probably won't care,
but for such a job, he is only willing to give you a bonus of one hundred yuan.
If it weren’t for the fact that my home couldn’t accommodate normal people, I would have invited you to live in my home.
At least I wouldn't be so harsh.
By the way, I helped you cut off the phone calls from your landlord asking for rent.
No need to thank me. "
Jarvis said this...
Spider-Man couldn't even speak for a moment...
In the past, Spider-Man was very talkative.
He is even a chatty person, but now facing an artificial intelligence, he is at a loss for words.
"Mr. Spider-Man, I found that you have many similarities with the keyboard warriors on the Internet.
For example, you both only talk more when you are on the 'net',
For example, you are both sharp and annoying only when the other person does not know your specific identity,
Now looking at your trembling hands, it seems that you are speechless.
I would like to ask, you are speechless, so do you need a keyboard? "
Jarvis's words made Spider-Man's body tremble violently!
Jarvis said that he had never realized that he and the Keyboard Man had so many similarities before... …
So at this moment, he lost his balance.
Spider-Man is actually a guy who always experiences violence from public opinion. In other words, all superheroes will experience this to some extent.
But there is one exception, and that is Iron Man Tony Stark.
This guy is a rich man, and he has skills but also some spare time...
If you smear him for no reason, your identity will be found out and you will receive a subpoena from the Stark Group's lawyers. ...
Spider-Man felt a little bit of envy for no reason...
He also wants to become a capable second-generation rich man!
"Mr. Spider-Man, if you want to be like Mr. Tony,
I suggest you call Mr. Tony daddy when the food arrives in front of him.
Maybe A chance to live like a rich second generation."
Jarvis's sharp words suddenly came, making the envy in Spider-Man's heart disappear in an instant...
no! Can you, an artificial intelligence, read minds?
"How much tip will Mr. Tony give me?"
Spider-Man tilted his head and said while looking for a place to change clothes.
He can’t just go pick up takeout in a Spider-Man costume, right?
“I don’t know this, but according to Mr. Tony’s habit.
The tip was included in the previous payment.
Generally, Mr. Tony’s shopping places would not have bosses like ‘cruel and shameless vampires’,
Because most of the places where Mr. Tony spent money in the past paid attention to respectability.
At least they will be more decent to the outside world. ”
Jarvis almost made Spider-Man spurt blood from his wrist.
The blood pressure is soaring!
"I! I! I can't tell you! Give me! A whole keyboard!"
Spider-Man suddenly needs a keyboard...
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