Chapter 642: Humans are not monkeys!
Class is now taking place in the Batcave’s world-class gunfighting club!
"So we have to listen to that head teaching us lessons here?
What are all demons like? Can they still talk without a head or a body?"
Death Shooter looked at the little head placed on the table and said helplessly.
Balza's head was placed on the table and he was blinking at Luke.
"So what is this head trying to say?
Why do I only see him ogling me?
Are all demons like this?"< br>
Bloody Sports looked at Balza who was blinking wildly and said with some dissatisfaction.
"Is this thing broken?
Why didn't you say anything for a long time?"
Jason Todd rolled his eyes and said, his eyes looked like dead fish eyes.
Obviously not very interested in the so-called demon science courses.
“Papa!”
Luke patted Balza's head so hard that cracks appeared on the table where the head was placed.
"There seems to be something wrong with this thing. I want to find a way to fix it."
Luke said with some confusion.
This thing seems to have not spoken for a long time. The malfunction at this time made Luke feel a little embarrassed.
At this moment, a pair of fat hands stretched out and directly picked up Balza's head.
Then put it directly into your mouth!
King Shark!
A series of chewing sounds came from the mouth of Shark King Nanasai. Balza was still blinking wildly, but still did not speak.
"Hey, Shark! Spit that head out first!"
Luke reached out a hand and tried to choke King Shark, but he quickly stretched out his own of the other hand.
It's not a problem of lack of strength, it's that the shark seems to have no neck, or the neck is too thick.
Luke couldn't complete the chokehold with one hand.
Even the little gangster's usual gesture of grabbing the other person's collar couldn't be done.
Because King Shark is shirtless.
“Crack!”
Luke's hand exerted force up and down, successfully making King Shark open his mouth.
Then Luke put his head into King Shark's mouth, trying to find the swallowed head in the black space.
The Shark King's throat is thick enough that he can swallow a person without any problem.
Although the current posture seems weird to Death Shooter and others.
“Hey, are you in there?
If you are here, just talk to me! "
Luke shouted angrily.
"If you don't tell me, I can't open my mouth! "
Balza's shouts rang out from King Shark's stomach.
It looked like his own golden retriever had swallowed a Bluetooth speaker, making noises from his stomach.< br>
The sound can get louder if you open your mouth!
Luke forgot that the demon head could not speak until he gave the instruction for Balza to speak.
The current environment has become this chaotic.
“Can this shark spit out things?”
Luke’s hands were still stretching King Shark’s upper and lower jaws, but fortunately he removed his head from King Shark’s mouth Take it out.
Obviously King Shark wouldn't feel very good in this position. He was stretching out his fat hand to pat Luke's body.
It sounded like a seal patting its belly.
The sound was quite loud, but unfortunately Luke didn't react at all.
Um...
Luke has the highest defense among the current barbarian warriors. It's not that the Shark King can't hurt him, but that his current posture can't hurt him.
When he could only use his hands and had no weapons, King Shark really couldn't break through Luke's defense.
“If he chokes, he will still spit it out.
But listening to the noise, the teacher you found for us doesn’t seem to have choked his throat at all.”
Bloody Sports said with a helpless expression.
“Fuck! He can’t digest that thing!”
"So you can probably find him in the toilet tomorrow."
Death Shooter is holding a grenade gun in his hand and looking at it carefully.
It seems that he is considering how to modify this gun to suit himself.
The feeling of powerlessness in shooting King Shark before still made him feel uncomfortable.
“I don’t want to dig into the hole at all!”
Luke's eyes widened!
Then the hands that opened King Shark's mouth suddenly exerted force!
The previous snap had already opened King Shark's jaw to an abnormal angle, and now it reached 180 degrees.
Then Luke directly got half of his body into King Shark's mouth and started groping inside King Shark's belly.
"Balza, you bastard! Make some noise for me!"
"Luke! The most unlucky thing in my life is meeting you!"
Luke followed the sound and touched a round thing that looked like a head, and took it out.
“Fuck! Whose head is this!”
Then he threw the head of someone who didn’t know who it was on the ground.
Looking at the farce, Jason Todd took out his cell phone and started operating it.
I don’t know if I’m reading a novel or texting someone.
“Kaba!”
“Is this thing so resilient?
I don’t need strength in this position!”
Luke issued A cry of astonishment.
King Shark's jaw has recovered, and the sound just now was the sound of several broken teeth.
Most of Luke's body was still in King Shark's belly, and his hands really couldn't use any strength in this position.
The feeling of being bitten on the waist was not very good. Although it did not cause any injuries, the feeling was terrible.
It’s like ordinary people stepping on Lego bricks with bare feet.
“Batman is indeed no ordinary person. Nanase’s teeth can chew steel without any problem.
The bite on this person didn't even break the skin!
To be able to meet this kind of guy and look so familiar, Batman is definitely not an ordinary person! "
Bloodsport said this as he looked at Luke who was scolding Balzag in King Shark's belly.
"Don't make trouble, Wayne is just an ordinary person.
I used to be his assistant. Apart from his very powerful fighting skills, his physical fitness is almost the same as mine now. ”
Jason Todd looked away from his phone when he heard this and said.
Batman's Pride In the eyes of fanatical bat chefs like them, being an ordinary person is definitely a plus.
"Wayne used to be an ordinary person, but not now."
Luke climbed out from the innermost part of the Shark King as he spoke, holding Baal in one hand. Pricked in the head.
After the other hand left Nana Sai's mouth, he pulled away an iron rod.
"I hope that when I go to see Madoc, he won't beat me because I used his weapon as a jack."
Luke said helplessly.
I gave Nana a sap in her hand.
"This thing is definitely not a good thing! But fortunately, barbarians are tolerant enough when dealing with animals!"
Luke said with anger.
Bloodsport looked a little uncomfortable at Luke's movements.
“I’m hungry~”
Nana Sai rubbed the place where her head was hit, and then looked at the basically digested head on the ground.
"I said Nanase, don't eat the vomited food!"
Bloody Sports said anxiously.
The so-called three-second rule means that if something falls on the ground and is picked up within three seconds, it can still be eaten. This is because it is placed on food that has not been eaten yet.
This is more than half digested!
"Okay, Balza! Give them knowledge about demons!"
Luke put Balza's head back on the table.
“Demon, most people in the world know about this thing, but not many people have actually seen it.
Even the names for demons are different in many places, but it doesn’t matter, I will take care of myself..."
Before Balza could finish speaking, Luke thrust the iron rod directly into his mouth.
“Let’s get to the point! Are you crazy because you haven't spoken for so long? "Woooo~"
Luke withdrew the iron rod.
"I..."
Luke stuffed it back again.
“You have to know that only humans can say dirty words in this world!
Now if you understand, just speak properly.
Otherwise I will stuff you Get in the toilet!”
Luke said, glaring at Balza's head.
“Devils come from the Burning Hell, they are invasive alien species!
I am the local demon!
In addition to being powerful, those guys also have all kinds of weird things Ability.
But this ability is generally related to their race!
It’s not like the local demons can do magic! "
Balza shouted hurriedly.
He has lost the qualification to reject Luke after becoming a piece of equipment.
But the description of invasive alien species Seems a little weird?
Luke felt a little malicious, but couldn't explain why.
"So, if you actually want to stuff him into the toilet, why do you have to take him out of Nanase's belly?
Anyway, we can hear Nanasi stand there and let him speak. ."
Bloody Sports asked with a strange expression.
“Because this is my equipment, it can provide fire resistance.
At least ordinary fire cannot harm me.”
Luke said after taking a look at Bloodsport.
Then Bloodsport nodded, as if he had memorized some knowledge.
"Can ordinary flames hurt you without equipment?"
Death Shooter turned his head and glanced at Bloodsport, or to be precise, at the corkscrew-like weapon .
Not only can that thing fire bullets, it can also breathe fire.
"It can hurt, but I am also recovering when I am injured.
General flames cannot kill me."
Luke said with deep meaning in his eyes.
It’s just that he felt that his height had changed, and he was getting taller as he spoke.
Is this a high status as a teacher?
What a fart!
He was lifted up by Nanase!
King Shark plans to try to eat Luke again!
"My annoying fool! This thing is stupider than the bear on the holy mountain!"
Luke punched Nana directly, and there were a few more shark teeth on the ground.
But don't worry about King Shark having no teeth and being unable to eat. No matter what species of shark it is, teeth can be regenerated.
"So you are fighting against the existence of demons?
Is it the same as what is said in the storybook, when the demon does not appear in the world, you cannot appear?"
< br>Jason Todd held the phone screen and asked Luke in front of him.
There seems to be some kind of religious novel on the phone screen.
"No, there were demons in this world before me.
But those were dealt with by some mages, although we are also very professional when facing demons."
Luke He pinned King Shark to the ground and used a guillotine target to strangle his neck.
This trick is very effective when used on humans.
Recently, several ancestors on the Holy Mountain are very interested in this.
It was the infinitely powerful Kotur, and the one who was trained was Cassius.
These two people like all wrestling and fighting things.
“How many kinds of demons are there?”
Death Shooter finally found his attention, looking like Luke who was more of a comedian than a warrior.
Anyway, he has no plans to fight Luke for the time being, at least until he comes up with a weapon that can penetrate King Shark's skin, he will not target Luke.
Luke looks tougher than King Shark.
“Anyway, if you divide it according to race, there must be dozens of them.
If you include the ranks of demons based on attributes and the like, there will be no one knows how many kinds. To be honest, I'm not very good at math."
Luke said casually.
But he seems a little excited now.
King Shark was stunned. It seemed interesting to be a playmate?
And this guy wants to eat people, so he doesn't feel guilty at all when he's playing hard.
"What level are these demons considered to be?"
Death Archer asked, pointing to the picture of the Sinking Demon on the monitor.
“This? It’s considered garbage in the Burning Hell.
Of course, it would be different if there was a Sinking Demon Wizard.
As long as the Sinking Magic Wizard is immortal, these garbage can be resurrected indefinitely.
This is when the role of you gunmen comes into play.
Although this is for ordinary people. "
When Luke said this, his expression became visibly depressed.
This group of fallen demons is just part of the demons that appeared.
Being able to meet a demon of this level can be said to be lucky or unlucky.
Seeing the devil is misfortune!
"So who is the final enemy?"
Bloodsport said very seriously.
These gunmen don't like to catch and kill whom when fighting, they like more important enemies.
It is their habit to solve the biggest threat.
"The final enemy?"
Luke himself hesitated a little when he heard this question.
Seven Demon Kings of Hell?
Now the seven demon kings have become eight, and only two can still be found.
The others either disappeared temporarily or were taken care of by Bulkesso.
The remaining two are still fighting with each other in the burning hell.
Say it's Malthael?
This would be even more troublesome to explain.
"You know that if there are demons, there are angels, right?
The final enemy may be an archangel."
Luke gave such an answer after organizing the language for a long time.
It was always true that Malthael was an archangel.
“So the devil is really a monster raised by angels?
Let the devil destroy mankind, and then come out as a savior to promote faith? "
Death Shooter said very unhappily, with murderous intent on his body.
If Gabriel was still here, maybe he and Dead Shooter would have something in common...
< br>"As much as I want to nod, it's a pity that these demons and angels were born long before humans. ”
Luke was speechless.
"Do you want to say that humans ruled the world when they were still monkeys?"
Bloodsport couldn't help but say.
“Fuck! I don’t read much, but I also know that humans are not descended from monkeys.
That’s called an ancient ape!
Also! Nephalem are not evolutionists Product! ”
Luke is a little fucked up...
I'm still dizzy today, feeling like I've eaten some Yunnan mushrooms...
Fortunately, I can barely code while lying in front of the table...
Looking at this pace, it should be fine tomorrow...
(End of this chapter)