Chapter 69 Too Hardcore
In the live broadcast room, a nine-headed beauty wearing a white silk JK suit was dancing passionately. Her long legs occupied almost half of the screen.
It attracted a lot of applause from the big brothers and kept giving rewards. Only a few IDs noticed that the necks of Malu and Lao Wang in the background were almost stretched like giraffes.
On her right side, three Internet-famous frogs were fighting a Snow King. The two sides were fighting so fiercely that one frog's head was bent 180 degrees.
On the other side of their meeting ground, a shirtless man was drinking a bottle of Erguotou Mengcan. There were already three 750ml empty wine bottles at his feet.
After he finished drinking, he immediately opened another bottle. The eldest brother was very open-minded. After opening the bottle cap, he poured some on a piece of white paper and lit it with a lighter to prove that what he was drinking was the real thing. Pour it down your throat.
Five steps away from him, a girl who weighed less than 90 pounds was vomiting wildly on the curb. She had just spent 540 yuan to buy 30 portions of Queen's Crisps, which she ate in one go. I ate them all while looking at the camera.
On the other side of the road, two spirited guys with dyed hair were performing ghost dance moves while rapping.
"Fire! Fire! Fire! Wow! The sausages here are spitting fire! It's fire, fire, fire, not oh! oh! Yeahman!"
Shen Yue I brought a chair out from somewhere and sat on the side, eating melon seeds and watching with gusto.
Malu glanced at her, "Don't you go to class?"
"Principles of Chemical Engineering, you can't have coke here." Shen Yue spit out the melon seed rinds into the small trash can that Malu brought.
"Holy shit, there's a frog whose son was robbed. Hahaha, come on, where are you three? Yes, just ride him like this!"
Shen Yue cracked open again! A melon seed, "Is it my imagination? It feels like all the ghosts and monsters in this city have gathered here."
"Because there is a lot of traffic here now."
Ma Lu reached out and grabbed a handful from Shen Yue's bag. He didn't need his help in making Queen's Crisps, and the number one food stall in the universe was so popular that he no longer even needed to attract customers. As a result, he was also very free, and he and Shen Yue Let's eat melon seeds together.
“Internet celebrities are born because of traffic, so naturally they have to chase traffic, whether it’s drinking or acting ugly, as long as they don’t get left behind by the traffic.”
Ma Lu said as he spoke While he noticed a figure, he stood by the food stall for a long time.
It was a girl. She looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, but she was not a student of Hangzhou University. She was wearing a low-quality cosplay suit.
Probably to make herself look more mature, she also put on makeup on her face, but the quality was very average. The foundation was too thick, the eye shadow was not dyed well, the eyeliner was too thick, and the color of the lipstick was not good enough. Also too deep.
If her original foundation was 7 points, after putting on this makeup, she was only 5 points left.
Seeing that she had been hesitating there for almost ten minutes, Malu took the initiative and said, "Tohsaka Rin."
The girl failed to realize at the first moment that Malu was calling her. He looked back and saw no one answered, so he turned to look at Malu again.
"Yes, it's you."
Hearing this, the girl subconsciously took two steps back and apologized quickly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to block here and disturb your business. I'll leave immediately."
"You're here, why don't you leave before the broadcast starts?" Ma Lu pointed to the selfie stick tripod in the girl's hand, "You are the anchor, right."
"Oh." The girl was a little embarrassed after hearing this. It’s not like standing still and walking, and it’s not like not walking.
“What talents do you have?” Shen Yue asked with her legs crossed, just like the mentor in The Voice of China. "Then, let me dance." The girl was very nervous, like an amateur who came to participate in the audition.
“Okay.”
She hurriedly turned on the music on her mobile phone, and then started to twist to the music, probably dancing to a house dance called "Happy Synthesizer".
Not to mention that "Happy Synthesizer" became popular ten years ago. She is not very good at dancing. She is like a novice who has just learned for two days. She is always a little slow and her movements are slow. Not very standard.
After dancing the song, Shen Yue frowned and asked Malu, "You come first or me?"
"You go first."
< br>"It's a complete mess." Shen Yue's evaluation was merciless, "First of all, your makeup is very bad and makes you look very rustic. Well, although there are bosses who like rustic girls, you dress like Tohsaka Rin, by the way, why Tosaka Rin, are you Yue Chu?”
"I don't know what a moon chef is, nor do I know Tohsaka Rin," the girl said weakly, "The main reason is that this set is relatively cheap, only 50 yuan, and the boss said that young people like it."
" Young people have no money." Shen Yue shook her head when she heard this. "The middle-aged and older brothers are the real big brothers. They are willing to give you gifts. The premise is that you must be able to coax them, be sweet-tongued, be coquettish, and satisfy their vanity and ambition. Protective, but also comfort them when they are not in high spirits.
“There are techniques for asking for gifts. Many people look down on anchors and think that they can do it alone, but how can they not let the elder brother pay for it? The following is a university education no less than advanced mathematics.
“Of course you have to think that you can’t open your mouth to your father’s generation. If you really want to make money from young people, it’s not impossible. This group of die-hard otakus are quite willing to spend money, but they don’t care about your cosplay accuracy. There are requirements.
"You are too amateur, and you have to talk about their favorite anime games. Do you have any knowledge in this area?" Can you tell the difference between Ultraman Seven and Ultraman Ace? Do you know how Nilu chooses weapons and relics for her team? If the top brother on your list is from the original batch and the second one is from the Zhou batch, and they quarrel, do you know how to break up the fight and make another fortune at the same time? ”
Before the girl could speak, Shen Yue stretched out a second finger, "Second, forget it, let me tell you your biggest problem directly. You don't dance well and you didn't choose the right clothes. These are all trivial matters. If you don’t understand, it’s a bit disrespectful to this industry.
“You didn’t have any dance foundation before. Why can you do such an introductory movement of jazz dance such as U-shaped hip swing, so stiff? The glass is cleaned more professionally than the cleaning lady, and the waist and hips are as if they are welded together. You can't feel any charm at all, it's too hardcore. "
Shen Yue finished her review in one breath, then grabbed a handful of melon seeds and looked at Malu, "Do you have anything else to add? "
"You forgot to broadcast it. "Ma Lu pointed to the girl's cell phone and reminded him kindly, "It was in vain just now. "
"Sorry, sorry. The girl's cheeks were hot and she looked like she was about to cry. "I...I will practice hard when I get back." ”
"Or you can also consider finding a class." Shen Yue suggested.
"I, I used to work as a production operator in an electronics factory. I offended the line leader. Now I am working as an anchor. When I save enough money, I will learn how to make coffee. I want to be a barista." The girl sniffed.
The weather is getting a bit cold now, and Tohsaka Rin, who is wearing a 50-dollar suit, obviously doesn't keep warm.
Ma Ludao, "If you want to broadcast it, then go ahead and broadcast it. Anyway, there are already many people here broadcasting it, and you are not the only one who is broadcasting it. Besides, I don't drive the road, so you don't have to care about my attitude."
The girl hurriedly waved her hands, "I'm here to take advantage of you, and I must have your consent." After that, she bowed seriously three times, "Thank you boss, thank you boss lady, I will work hard in the future."
"I'm not the boss's wife," Shen Yue picked her nose and said, "I'm just an enthusiastic member of the public who comes to watch the excitement. You...oh, forget it, I'll find someone to teach you how to put on makeup tomorrow."
( End of chapter)