Chapter 228 Cat Urine Beer
Wang Feng’s behavior did not look like it was for a show, and he had no motive to help an unknown cat stand up, which means that the unknown liquid in the cup is most likely to be real. It was delicious.
Ma Lu looked at the Ragdoll Cat, who also looked at him. Although he didn't speak, his eyes were obviously saying I didn't lie to you.
The two then returned to the restaurant. Malu went to the disinfection cabinet and took out a clean cup and placed it in front of the Ragdoll cat.
“Make another cup and give it to me to try.”
"No, buddy, there's nothing wrong with my kidneys. I just peed five minutes ago. Why do I need to pee again?" the Ragdoll complained.
“Even if your drink tastes good enough, if it’s not made fast enough, I can’t sell it in the store.” Malu said with his hands.
The ragdoll cat sighed, "Oh, bring me a bottle of wine."
"Do you need alcohol to make that special drink?"
Bu Imao shook his head, "No, in theory I can drink anything. The main reason is that wine is a diuretic."
"Okay." Malu went to buy another bottle of Erguotou for it, opened the bottle cap and handed it over. The Ragdoll didn't ask for the cup, and directly chose to blow on the bottle, finishing it all in one breath.
Then he started staring at Malu again.
“It’s boring to wait around like this, give me another cigarette.”
Ma Lu lit a Yuxi he just bought for it and watched it puff away. About three minutes.
Then the Ragdoll cat suddenly raised its eyebrows, "Oh, it's coming!"
After saying that, he stood up like a human being, spread his legs, and peed into the empty cup. In a short time, the entire cup was filled.
Even sprinkled a little outside.
Ma Lu picked up the still warm cup and took a big sip on the spot without hesitation.
Lilim put down the palm that covered her eyes and asked curiously, "How is it?"
Ma Lu didn't say anything, just scooped a spoonful and put it in front of her.
Looking at the layer of foam on top, Lilim had a complicated expression, but adhering to her trust in Malu, she finally filled a bottle with some and drank.
“Hey, this tastes... so delicious.”
Lilim just wanted to taste it, but she drank all the water in the bottle before she knew it. , and then couldn't help but put another pot in the spoon, and started drinking again, "It's terrible, I can't stop it at all."
Her little face was flushed with alcohol, and she was talking. There were footsteps outside the door again. With quick eyes and quick hands, Malu picked up Lilim, who was already a little dizzy from drinking, and put it into his pocket.
Then Wang Feng's figure appeared outside the door. Ma Lu opened the door, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Mr. Ma... Well, do you still have the cat urine beer of yours? I drank it too fast just now and I want to taste it again... Don't worry, I will pay for it this time."
"Oh oh Oh, that was the one we made on a trial basis. We only made a little bit, and it was all finished before it was officially sold to the public."
"Is that so," a look of disappointment flashed in Wang Feng's eyes. Then he took Malu's hand and urged him earnestly.
"Mr. Ma, please be sure to put such a delicious drink on the shelves for sale as soon as possible."
"I will try my best to arrange it, and I will be the first to notify Boss Wang after it is put on the shelves."
After finally sending away Wang Feng who turned around, Malu closed the door again and saw the ragdoll cat blowing out another smoke ring.
"Let me tell you, I won't lie to you. It's my... excrement. When I drink it myself, I feel more psychological pressure than you." Ma Lu thought of another idea at this time. One thing, "How did you discover your golden finger in the first place?"
"…………"
The Ragdoll cat fell into silence.
"Okay, let's skip this question." Ma Lu said, "The next question is, how many drinks can you make in a day?"
"I haven't tried it. In theory, as long as I keep drinking water, it will be fine." I would pee all the time, but that was too miserable, no different from my previous job. In fact, I think this has risen to the level of cat abuse. I can apply to file a complaint to the International Small Animal Association, or just tremble. "On the sound."
"Don't worry, our Universe Infinite Canteen always puts the physical and mental health of its employees first, and will not force it..."
Ma Lu was puppeted before he finished speaking. Cat interrupted.
“Unless you buy me a drink.”
"What did you say?"
The Ragdoll Cat repeated it again, "Unless you let me drink that wine just now, what is it called? It's quite exciting. I'm starting to feel a little high now."
"That's Niulanshan Erguotou, 53 degrees."
"Cool, I want two boxes, every day, and cigarettes... As long as there are cigarettes and alcohol, I can make no distinction between Day and night, I work hard to produce drinks for you like a short-haired cat slave in a catnip plantation."
"Wait a minute, didn't you just say that drinking water all the time is too miserable, and you also said that you need to contact some international organization. Small animal organization ”
"It's not okay to drink water, but it's okay to drink alcohol." The Ragdoll Cat said, "I will pee after drinking anyway, so it doesn't matter where I pee. This is not work for me, it is entertainment. Do you know "Being a pet cat means you don't have to worry about food and clothing, but you don't have to go to work anymore, but it also loses a lot of fun."
"People here, including my fiancée Xiaoyan, have almost no requirements for kittens." It's pathological. I can't smoke, drink, or say bad words, because it's not cute.
"In order to maintain our relationship, I made a lot of sacrifices, really. It's a big sacrifice, so I have to make up for it during this time and do everything Xiaoyan doesn't let me do. No... forget it, I'll just smoke and drink. Other things are too much trouble.
“My employee onboarding plan is to get drunk in your restaurant. Oh, this sounds pretty cool. It feels like I am beating up capitalism. I have to write it down. Where is my notebook?”
After consuming a 500ml bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou, it was obvious that the Ragdoll cat was already a little drunk, and he was still looking for the non-existent notebook.
Ma Lu said, "Why don't we wait until you wake up and we can discuss the employment contract."
"No, no, no, I am very awake now. In fact, this will be the most sober I have been in the next period of time." "
"Well, I should have no problem with your conditions and I can meet them. If you have no other problems, we will sign the employment contract."
" Print the employment contract on my butt! Hahaha, you evil capitalist, don’t you just like this kind of dirty game?” The Ragdoll raised its butt back and pulled its body as it spoke. It became a long line.
"In order to prevent you from regretting it after you sober up, let's use A4 paper."
"I don't know. I don't like A4 paper very much. I will most likely tear it into pieces with my claws."
"It doesn't matter, I still have the archive here. By the way, I don't think I've asked yet, what's your name?" , or do you want me to call you Mr. Hairball like Xiaoyan?”
“I don’t want to call you this name. It was the stupid woman who came up with it. If I didn’t agree, she would keep calling you.” , Actually my name is..." The Ragdoll suddenly paused when he said this, and then collapsed on the chair again like a deflated ball, murmuring.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter anymore... I'm just a pet now, so you can just call me Mr. Hairball."
(End of this chapter)