Chapter 242 Confession
Ma Lu slept in another dimension for a full 3 hours before coming back this time, so he was in good spirits.
He played games in the living room for a while, and then received a call from sales around 3 o'clock, saying that he was almost at the gate of the community.
So Malu tidied up, put the ingredients into a collection bag, and went downstairs with Lao Wang.
When they left the gate of the community, they saw a black D9EV600 parked on the side of the road.
The salesman in a suit immediately came up to him with a smile on his face, "Are they Mr. Ma and Mr. Wang?"
Ma Lu nodded, "Are you Xiao Zhang?"
"Hey, yes. "Me." The salesman named Xiao Zhang shook hands with Ma Lu and said enthusiastically, "I will be responsible for your door-to-door test drive today, Mr. Ma. The one we test drive today is the D9EV600 flagship version. "The process is like this. , I will first introduce the car to you and Mr. Wang, including various configurations and functions. Then you can get in the car and experience it statically. Then we will hit the road. I will drive the first half and you will drive the second half. What do you think? ? "
"Nothing wrong. ”
"Okay, let's get in the car first. If you are tired, hand over your driver's license to me. Electronic ones are also acceptable."
Waiting for Ma Lu to hand over the driver's license, and after signing the test drive agreement, he and Lao Wang got in the car together. Got the D9 and started this test drive.
Because Ma Lu had not driven a car since getting his license, he touched the steering wheel for the first time and drove slowly. He was often picked up by cars behind him. Fortunately, he finally arrived at the Universe Infinite Canteen safely.
Since the test drive was relatively short, only twenty minutes, Xiao Zhang also volunteered that he could make another trip in the evening and drive back from here.
At least the service is indeed very good, but this thing actually depends on people. Different stores of the same brand or even different sales in the same store may have completely different service attitudes.
Ma did not forget to promise Wei Jingyan, and after getting off the car, he went to the rental house in the community to find Mr. Mao Tuan.
When he opened the door to the second bedroom, he saw the Ragdoll cat holding an empty wine bottle, lying motionless on the marble floor of the rental house.
The pungent smell of liquor still lingers on the ground.
Ma Lu's first reaction was that the cat had finally drunk itself to death, because it really looked like it had died, and even its chest no longer heaved.
However, when Malu walked up to it and tried to stretch out his hand to test its breath, Mr. Hairball jumped up from the ground again, mumbling in his mouth.
"Who, who is going to snatch my Erguotou?!"
"No one is snatching your Erguotou," Ma Lu said, "I just thought something happened to you, so I came here to check."
"You think I'm dead? No, I'm just taking a nap. Well, it's not your fault. I'm not going to say that every cat looks dead when he takes a nap, but there are quite a few of us. It looked like it was dead when it was taking a nap."
Mr. Hairball paused, "Some of it was even dead, which is too bad, but..."
Its words. Then he said, "The good news is that I haven't heard of any kitten being killed by Erguotou, so I think our group should be immune to this thing."
"Anyway, I'm glad you're still alive," Ma Lu said. "In addition, about your master Wei Jingyan... I have some new news here."
"She is not my master. , I said that I am more accustomed to calling her an intermittent companion working monkey, but it doesn’t matter. What did the crazy woman say?”
“She said she couldn’t live without you...she said that every night after you disappeared She can't sleep well and has been thinking about you. In fact, she doesn't seem to be in a good state this week," Ma Lu said, "She is in a state of confusion, like a walking zombie."
"Ha, I am. It's not surprising at all." Mao Tuan said, "On the surface, it seems that she is making money outside to support me, but in fact, I have been supporting the family." "Without me, that woman still has to go out to work and pay rent, all day long. I work endless overtime, get scolded by my boss, and quarrel with my colleagues, but my existence makes it all meaningful
"She can deceive herself that all this is for me. I am like a beam of light in her tragic life, a little angel with wings."
Mr. Hairball said while lying down. Licking the liquor on the floor, "But I am just a middle-aged alcoholic lost in a different world, and she is just a young social animal.
"We are all crazy, no, it may also be this world. Crazy, otherwise why are more and more young people unable to find the meaning of their existence... Sorry, I seem to have digressed.
"I do have that kind of disease all the time, that kind of disease that turns into a philosopher talking endlessly when he drinks too much. Please help me bring a message to Xiaoyan and tell her that I am not high enough. , I don’t want to go back.”
Ma Lu said, “She also said that she would marry you if you could speak.”
"What? I'm just a kitten. I can't marry a monkey. Wait... I think I did say that I wanted to marry her before. Did I drink too much at that time?"
Mr. Hairball finally stopped licking the remaining liquor on the floor and began to think seriously.
"Marriage is like a trap for men."
"I agree." Ma Lu said.
“I agree too.”
"Uh...that's what you said."
"No, I mean I agreed to her proposal." Mr. Mao Tuan said, "I did leave home for a while, and it was about the same time. It's time to go back, don't worry, I can come back to work in your store after getting married."
"What made you change your mind?" Ma Lu asked curiously.
“I don’t know, I’m a kitten. Kittens are hard to figure out. Sometimes I even fight with my tail. But in the end, we have been living together for almost a year. "
Mr. Hairball sighed, "I don't want to see her sad. If she can't continue to live without me, then I can only go back to her and continue to play her role. Angel, cheer her up
"However, we have to find out first whether she still wants to castrate me. I definitely don't want to lose my little brother."
"Let's do this," Malu thought for a while and said, "Tonight After the store closes, you go back with me and I can take you home. Then Lao Wang and I will wait outside the door. If Xiaoyan wants to castrate you, as long as you scream out loud, we will rush in and castrate you. Grab it back.
“I have now mastered a very powerful knife-throwing skill, and I don’t have many opponents in this position. "
"It sounds good, then I will go back with you tonight. "
Mr. Mao Tuan nodded, "I will confess my identity and origin to Xiaoyan face to face. If everything goes well, we may go directly to get the certificate. ”
"This will definitely not work." Ma Lu said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau does not accept cats."
"Then let's hold a simple engagement ceremony first. I have to get a pair of rings." Mr. Mao Tuan said to himself He said, "I can go to the house next door from the window sill and look for it."
"That's theft. If you really plan to confess your love tonight, I can lend you some money first."
>(End of this chapter)