Chapter 244 Then Break Up
“That’s right.” Lao Wang nodded and said with certainty, “All the biological characteristics match.”
“Why is she so frightened? Did someone suddenly appear in the room? Did something unclean come out, or is there a monster? Oops, Mr. Hairball..."
Ma Lu originally wanted to rush in to save people, but when he thought about the danger inside, don't let him go. Also get in, this is the main plane, there is no way to resurrect after death like other planes.
And looking at Wei Jingyan escaping, she was really frightened.
But just when Malu hesitated, Mr. Mao Tuan's voice came from the house, "Come in, there is no one else here."
"Are you sure?" Malu took a step, but then Thinking of something again, he took his legs back and said quickly.
"We agreed before that if you are not in danger in 5 minutes, how will you notify me?"
"Meow meow meow meow meow~" Mr. Hairball called weakly a few times. .
"So there is really no danger inside, and you are not possessed by anything dirty, so why is Wei Jingyan running away?"
Malu walked in and found that the room was in a mess. There were fragments of cups and plates everywhere, and tables and chairs were thrown everywhere.
And Mr. Hairball was standing in the eye of the hurricane in the center.
"Your paw... is injured?" Malu asked with concern when he saw the bright red color on the Ragdoll cat's left front paw.
"It's okay," Mr. Mao Tuan waved his hand, "I just accidentally stepped on some broken glass."
"Did Wei Jingyan do these?" Ma Lu looked around again. In a circle, "So you were quarreling just now, why?"
"I don't know, I just said a word, and it didn't even get to the stage of proposing. She went crazy and started hitting me with things, and then she screamed, as if I was taking her to be sterilized. ."
Mr. Mao Tuan looked at Malu again, "Did she really say that she would marry me if I could talk?"
"Well..." Malu looked carefully again. After recalling it, he affirmed, "As I said, I am quite impressed. After all, there are not many women who are willing to marry a cat these days."
"It doesn't matter," Mr. Hairball said, "Anyway, we're done."
"Uh... why don't you try to give her some time? Most people need some time to accept when they encounter this kind of thing."
Mr. Hairball shook his head, "No, you didn't see the look in her eyes when she looked at me just now, as if I was one of those scary monsters covered in mucus and long fangs in "Alien".
"Obviously Just a moment ago, she was still hugging me and saying that she would prepare a big meal for me and treat me well. "
Old Wang suddenly said at this time, "I just learned an idiom recently, called Ye Gong Haolong. It means that a person verbally loves something, but in fact he does not really love it, and even likes it. Fear it. "
"I know about dragons, they are monsters with claws in myths and legends, but why would anyone be afraid of a kitten? "Mr. Hairball was puzzled.
"Maybe it's because you can talk. "Old Wang said.
"Garfield can also talk, and no one is afraid of it."
"It is also possible that what she fears is not you, but the disillusionment of illusions. People believe in angels, because those angels have always been high, holy and solemn.
< br>"But if someone finds out that those angels squeeze the bus back to the rental house after get off work, go to the supermarket to grab some discounted vegetables, browse the Internet, and have athlete's foot and hemorrhoids like them, those believers will no longer believe in them. "Ma Ludao.
"I haven't even gotten to the point of confessing to her that I watch cat movies and drink too much. Mr. Hairball licked his injured paw, "But it doesn't matter anymore. Women are just like that. Their love comes and goes quickly. It will only waste our lives to continue to speculate on the reasons why they left." ”
"Then what are your plans next?" Ma Lu asked.
The Ragdoll tilted its head and thought for a while, "I'm going to continue working in your restaurant and produce cat urine beer for you until I die.
"But that's all For the future, I just want to find a place to have a drink tonight to celebrate that I am single again. I didn’t go out much before. Do you know where there is a bachelor party? "
"It's very late now, and it's probably hard to find someone for a while," Ma Lu said. "If you want to drink, just come home with me. It's downstairs. My There is still beer in the refrigerator. Lao Wang can make some snacks to go with the wine. If you still want to drink Erguotou, I can also go to the nearby 24-hour convenience store and buy a bottle for you. "
"Thank you, can you help me take off the diamond ring on my tail first? It has been tied for too long and my blood feels a little blocked. Oh, be careful not to touch my balls. . ”
"No problem." Malu knelt down and helped Mr. Mao Tuan take off his diamond engagement ring.
At this moment, a pigeon flew in from the window and landed on the windowsill. Its red eyes looked closely at the person and cat in the room.
Ma Lu called out tentatively, "Brother Pigeon?"
Then Bai Ge's voice sounded in his mind.
“I received a tip that you are suspected of intimidating a native of this plane.”
"The information is so good, do you work in the Office for the Prohibition of the Abuse of Magic under the Ministry of Magic?"
"Don't play Harry Potter jokes with me, I'm serious," Bai Ge looked at Mr. Hairball , said seriously.
"I warned you not to let the humans here find out that you are a time traveler, let alone use this identity to scare them."
Hearing this, Ma Lu hurriedly explained, "We didn't mean to Yes, this is just a beautiful misunderstanding. Miss Wei has always had... strong feelings for Mr. Mao Tuan, and Mao Tuan is just preparing to respond to this feeling tonight and write a new chapter in life with her."
Although the pigeon didn't speak, Malu vaguely saw three question marks popping up on its head.
After a while, it slowly spoke again, "I don't want to interfere with your emotional life, but I also ask you to respect my work. Next time a similar situation occurs, remember to apply for a report to me first, so that it will be considered as true." I can solve the problem as soon as possible."
"Sorry," Ma Lu said, "This is our first time and we have no experience, so we have caused trouble to you, Brother Ge."
After hearing what he said, the white pigeon's expression softened, and he paused and continued, "Fortunately, this accident is not serious, so I'll fine you 200 star coins."
"I don't have any star coins. ." Mr. Mao Tuan said, "I only have cat coins."
"I can help you pay in advance." Ma Lu said hurriedly when he saw that the pigeon's expression started to look bad again. Qian asked again, "By the way, Miss Wei Jingyan, how is she doing now?"
"After leaving here, she bought a train ticket back to her hometown as soon as possible, and now she is on her way to the train station." Bai Ge said, "But fortunately, it was discovered earlier and the impact is not that big. You don't have to worry. I will take care of the rest."
"Thank you, Brother Pigeon, we are going home for a drink, why don't you come too, I still have the same buns as last time."
The white pigeon shook its head, "I still have to work, you can eat it by yourself, remember to submit an application first if a similar situation happens next time."
After saying that, it spread its wings again, Fly out the window.
(End of this chapter)