Chapter 314 Newbie’s Friend
Uncle Zheng stared at Malu for half a minute before taking the piece of bacon, holding it in front of his eyes and looking at it carefully, and then put it under his nose and smelled it .
"The quality is really good. You can add 50 yuan to the original price..."
"50 yuan is too little. This is the masterpiece of the universe chef."
“That’s what I say, but you also have to consider the difficulty of transportation and action.” Uncle Zheng snorted.
"And not everyone knows what they are selling. Universe chefs are all arrogant guys. It is rare for such semi-finished products to come to the market. When we sell the products, we have to work hard to explain them to others."
Ma Lu was about to say something else, but he didn’t expect to see Uncle Zheng’s expression suddenly change the next moment. He turned his head to look in one direction and shouted, “Who? Who is there!”
Ma Lu was killed I was startled, thinking that the wandering warlock hiding in the dark had been discovered.
However, when he followed Uncle Zheng's gaze, he saw a small figure walking out of the darkness.
The figure is less than 1m tall. It is transparent from top to bottom, showing a jelly-like green color, and has big watery eyes. It looks very ignorant and cute.
Malu also let out a chuckle. He was no stranger to this thing. This appearance was clearly that of the miscellaneous fish monster with the highest frequency of appearance in games and anime, nicknamed "Newbie's Friend" - Slime.
And the slime in front of me can also cosplay, wearing a horn helmet similar to that of a Viking warrior, but the style is also very small, less than one-fifth of its head, and it is Not only does it have no deterrent effect when placed on the head, it actually looks even more cute and stupid.
Cute~
Ma Lu took out his phone and subconsciously wanted to take a photo of this cute creature, but then he noticed a look of panic on Uncle Zheng's face.
He seemed to be very, very afraid of the harmless green slime in front of him.
Then Uncle Zheng stopped caring about the deal with Malu and ran away.
Just as he took out his right leg, Ma Lu saw a small tentacle condensed on the green slime, pointing at Uncle Zheng.
It’s just that its tentacles are too small. Even if they are stretched out with all their strength, they are less than 5cm, and it is impossible to reach the target.
However, the next moment, Uncle Zheng’s head quickly expanded like a balloon, and then made a bang! Turned into a bloody mist!
Uncle Zheng’s head exploded!
His head suddenly exploded without any warning! fry! Got it! ! !
The explosion also affected Malu. His face, neck, and clothes were now covered with blood stains and minced meat, and half of his ear was still stuck to the screen of his mobile phone.
What the hell? !
All the hairs on Malu’s body stood upside down! He never dreamed that there were such ferocious slimes in this world.
With just one finger, a big living person can be exploded!
After killing Uncle Zheng, one of the green slime's eyes glanced at Malu again, and then ripples began to appear on the originally smooth skin, as if new tentacles were about to form.
Ma Lu did not hesitate, and immediately shouted out those three words, "Sunset Pot!"
At this time, no matter the chef's knife, the black hole, or the orb given to him by the Valkina people Obviously nothing can save him, so he can only summon the strongest fighting force to appear.
As the last word fell, a familiar crimson flashed before Ma Lu's eyes, and the figure of the sorceress appeared in the air.
Then a fireball fell on the green-skinned slime, which melted like butter quickly.
"Are you okay?" The wandering warlock fell from the sky and looked at Malu with concern.
"Fortunately, you showed up in time and I was not injured." As he spoke, Malu wiped the blood on his face in shock, and then looked at the headless corpse at his feet.
"Unfortunately, Lao Hei was killed by it. What on earth was that thing just now?"
"Dimension pirates." The sorceress said, "But they are usually active in the cosmic plane. The junction zone rarely actually goes to a certain planet. "No wonder Lao Hei is so scared when that thing appears."
Ma Lu stared at Uncle Zheng's headless body and said suddenly.
Obviously Uncle Zheng or Lao Hei had already received the news before that these dimensional pirates appeared on the earth, so they were so nervous. Last week, Malu didn't answer the phone calls he made for a week.
This meeting was also secretive and cautious, but I didn’t expect that I was still targeted and my head was shot.
Looking at the headless body on the ground, Malu felt a little headache.
On the one hand, the channel to exchange the excess ingredients for star coins was finally gone. On the other hand, the corpse left behind after Lao Hei died was also a big trouble.
Judging from the flying top he was playing before, he also has a good gay friend, Uncle Ge. Like Yan Wu, he should have a serious status on earth and follow the path of blending into the market without leaving any trace.
In other words, if his body is discovered by the police, it will be taken seriously as a murder case.
When the time comes, ask those who run at night, and you will easily find that he was the last person Uncle Zheng saw before his death.
And the police station will not accept the explanation that Uncle Zheng's head was exploded by slime, and they will have to use this trick again.
Although so far, Beaver has performed very well.
But this is a criminal case after all, and it is also a major criminal case. The police will not easily close the case without finding the murderer.
"Alas." Thinking of this, Malu couldn't help but sigh.
He just wanted to sell some extra ingredients, why did he get involved in this kind of trouble again.
Ma Lu was still thinking about whether he should call the police first or pretend not to know anything and leave here. Unexpectedly, the headless corpse on the ground suddenly twitched.
Ma Lu's eyelids also jumped.
What just happened? Did he see it wrong? !
Encountering a brutal version of slime is already very bizarre, will he not encounter a zombie again?
After dying like this, it stands to reason that the body should be unable to move again.
Just when Malu suspected that he was dazzled, the headless corpse trembled slightly again.
Then the back of the corpse suddenly split open, and a large insect covered in mucus crawled out from inside.
"Fuck you!" Ma Lu couldn't help but cursed.
Especially when he saw the big bug that looked like a facehugger crawling towards him, he was about to step on it when he heard a sharp sound in his ear.
"Don't, don't step on me! I mean no harm."
"Do you think I look like a fool?" Malu ignored the insect's rhetoric and continued to step on it.
Chongzi used all his strength to avoid this disaster. After that, he did not dare to approach Malu again. He just continued to scream, "Kill me, and your goods will not be sold." ”
(End of this chapter)