Chapter 410 Drink water if you are not happy
Ma Lu walked around the town and did not meet Zhen Ye’s puppy. The latter was hunting in the wild and could not return to the city for a while.
But I saw another strange guy.
If it weren’t for the ID on the opposite person’s head, Malu would have almost mistaken him for the new NPC in town.
The main reason is that his appearance is a bit... difficult to evaluate.
Because there was a rumor circulating in the forum some time ago that turning yourself into a dog when you pinch your face can unlock your hidden identity, and with Zhen Ye as a role model, many players actually turned themselves into dogs when they started.
However, they later discovered that the NPCs in the town did not treat them differently.
In addition, puppies are smaller than humans and are not naturally capable of carrying weight, which makes them less efficient at picking up black mud. So gradually no one pinches dogs anymore.
Most people who have been dogs before also feel regretful. Fortunately, death in this game is equivalent to deleting the character.
So those people left their little possessions with their friends, directly committed suicide, and were reborn as human skeletons.
However, when Ma Lu met this player whose ID was "Drink water when unhappy," he did the opposite. Instead of being a human or a dog, he turned himself into a skeleton horse.
Ma Lu looked at Malu in the middle of the road and drank water when he was unhappy. He drank water when he was unhappy and looked at Malu.
After a while, Malu was the first to speak, "Brother, can I ask why you made yourself look like this?"
When he was unhappy, he drank water and scratched his hooves.
“You are not the first person to ask me this question, and you will not be the last. But it’s so annoying. It’s too troublesome to answer them one by one. How about I go to the forum and post them all at once? All questions were answered clearly.”
"But there will still be people who don't read the post and will ask you." Ma Lu reminded.
"You're right." He looked a little irritated when he drank water when he wasn't happy, but he still answered Ma Lu's question afterwards.
“Bone is a resource.”
“What?”
“I said that in this game, bones are a resource, just like equipment. There are different colors, white is the lowest and least valuable
"But even so, if you want white bones, you either have to go out to fight wild monsters, or you have to find NPC to buy them. There is only one way. White bones are free of charge."
"Pinch people on the initial interface. When?"
"Yes."
Drinking water and shaking his head when he was unhappy, "So the best strategy is very simple. Players should try their best to build their characters. Maybe use more bones, the more you use, the more you will get for free.
“The bones I used to make the horse are 5 times as much as the initial humanoid skeleton, which means I got 4 times more whores than the average player. initial resources. ”
"Wow, it sounds quite reasonable." Ma Lu said, "But why don't you make it bigger? Just make a Tyrannosaurus rex or something. Wouldn't that be more profitable?"
"It's too big." It doesn't work either," he said after drinking water if he wasn't happy, "I've tried it, but it's too big and it's inconvenient to move, and it's hard to dodge when attacked. The horse is just right, it has a high load and can run fast. Next, I'm going to open a horse racing business."
"Huh? I'm going to be ridden."
"Well, I haven't figured out how to charge it, but it should be paid in full for male players. If the player is willing to chat, I can take half of it.
"I can also help with the purchase. The backpack in this game is very expensive, and there is a risk of losing it when you take it out. Although some players have already opened a recovery business. , but the price is not cheap either.
"So I think there is quite a market for being a pack horse."
Ma Lu couldn't help but stand in awe. After hearing this explanation about drinking water when he was unhappy, his originally funny image of a skeleton horse actually appeared in Malu's eyes. My heart became taller.
There is indeed no shortage of great players among players.
Over there, Boss Hu and others brought their experience in managing factories into the game, giving full play to the players' organizational advantages, while here, Drinking Water If You Are Not Happy used the imagination of civilian players and boldly developed... …own body.
The mount system that Malu originally planned to launch in version 3.0 was implemented two major versions ahead of schedule.
And he succeeded in plundering the stingy people from the Bald Man. Show, so showy! Show of Tihua Show! ! !
After being unhappy, he drank water and invited Ma Lu to join the horse racing shop he was about to open, and said that he could provide face-shaping guidance services.
But Ma Lu politely declined.
Ma Lu continued to wander around the town and discovered many players with distinctive looks.
For example, he saw a Skeleton Gundam that was twice as big as Drinking Water when he was unhappy.
Looks majestic, but unfortunately the cannon barrel and bone sword on his body are just decorations.
In actual combat, he is very sparse and not as good as an ordinary skeleton. As a result, he can only move around the town and provide photo services to other players.
In addition, Malu also met a young genius who installed a propeller on his back in an attempt to increase his flying capabilities.
There is also Dalao who swaps the positions of his butt and head in an attempt to deceive the monster and hide his weaknesses...
However, in just one week, many players have already used this face-shaping system to their advantage.
Malu also collected a wave of feedback from everyone and decided to add a one-click memory appearance function in subsequent updates.
In this way, you don’t have to pinch your face again when you are reborn after death.
Especially for people like Gundam who have been pinching people for a whole day, this function is even more necessary, otherwise the price of dying once will be too high.
When An Qi finished the live broadcast, Ma Lu also ended the inspection, and received a transfer reminder.
Malu took a look and found that the amount was as high as 5 million, and noted that it was for meal expenses, and he suddenly felt no longer sleepy.
At this time, Anqi’s message on WeChat also came.
——It’s really, really, really exciting! ! !
——What?
Ma Lu replied.
——The feeling of being hit by a front-side hanger is really great! ! ! !
An Qi was obviously still excited and was typing quickly.
——Hey, hey, did you watch the live broadcast just now?
——Look, you did a good job.
——Not only is it good, I can kill everyone, okay? I’m even more handsome than the protagonists in online novels in Douyin short dramas!
——Really, but no matter how I look at you, I feel aggrieved and cry.
——You don’t understand, this is the story of the Dragon King’s crooked mouth and being scolded by his mother-in-law. But because of this, he will be even more happy when the Dragon King returns!
An Qi continued.
——Thanks to your timely help this time, you helped me get rid of this bad breath.
——You're welcome, this matter originally had something to do with me. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have been lip-synced.
Ma Lu Road.
——Hey, then I am really not polite to you. From today on, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope.
——Huh?
——I already boasted during the live broadcast that my singing skills have improved greatly, so from now on I can’t live without your singer sandwich.
——The five million is my meal fee, I will pay it to you first.
(End of this chapter)