Chapter 466: Hair has grown out
“Prayer Yang, please.” said the fat monk.
"Master Huide, please go first."
"Okay." Master Huide immediately extended his chopsticks without further refusal.
But this time there was also a slight cough in his ear.
Master Huide was in a trance for a moment, thinking that the Buddha was angry. Fortunately, he followed the voice and found that the person who had just coughed was the waiter of this restaurant.
"Master, the boss asked me to tell you something. Can you not eat this hair cake? It's better not to eat it."
"Why?"
"Because eating it If you eat this cake, your hair will grow."
Master Huide smiled, "It doesn't matter, I am a monk and have already been tonsured."
"No, this problem is even bigger. Master, you don't want your hair to grow back."
Boss Yang finally thought about it at this time, "Hey, this week's hair growth cake is Can people grow their hair? Why didn’t you remind me, Boss Ma?”
“I did,” Ma Lu interrupted, “Boss Yang, you can’t blame me if you insist on it.”
When Boss Yang recalled it, it seemed that this was really the case. He seemed to have made a mistake at that time, so he said, "Then I'll eat this dish."
After saying that, he picked up his chopsticks and was about to go When I picked up the piece of hair cake, I heard Master Huide suddenly say, "Wait a minute."
"Huh?"
"A monk, begging for alms, eat whatever you want. Buddha will blame you for being picky about food." After finishing all the vegetarian dishes, I felt that I had never tasted such delicious food in my life. The side dishes were so delicious, and the main dish must be so fragrant.
They were looking forward to it, but unexpectedly they heard the bad news. Seeing that Boss Yang was going to monopolize the plate of hair cakes, they were scratching their heads anxiously. Fortunately, the master finally took action in time.
The little monk looked at the fat monk with admiration and reverence.
Boss Yang didn't dare to eat when he heard that the Buddha was angry. Even if the Buddha couldn't control him now, he would still have to hang out in other people's world after his death, so the relationship had to be sorted out in advance.
But as a frequent visitor to the Universe Infinite Canteen, he also knew how exaggerated the effects of the dishes here were, so he kindly reminded him.
"Master, why don't you let two disciples try it first?"
The two young monks were eager to try it after hearing this. However, Master Huide knew his own business, and he knew very well that he What a difference in concentration between these two villains.
If the hair-raising cake is really delicious (it can be seen from the previous dishes that this is almost certain to happen), the two evil disciples are not practicing enough, and there is a high probability that they will eat them all. over.
Then he won't be able to get anything, and all the trouble will be in vain.
Master Huide definitely didn’t want this to happen, so he said, “It doesn’t matter, just shave your hair when it grows out. Outsiders have many misunderstandings about us monks. In addition to being shaved when entering the temple, in fact we We have to shave our heads every ten days and a half, otherwise our hair will grow out.”
“Oh, is that so?”
“So Master Yang doesn’t have to worry about our growth. Hair." Master Huide explained with a smile.
While he was talking, he picked up his chopsticks and picked up a piece of hair cake. When his two apprentices saw the master moving his hands, they also raised their chopsticks. Although there were twists and turns, they finally succeeded in eating the cakes they wanted.
The taste did not disappoint the three of them. The fragrance of the herbs hit their faces. When they were eaten, there was no bitterness of the herbs. Instead, there was a sweetness and warmth. After swallowing, it turned into a warm and nourishing current. All limbs and bones.
After a short period of operation, the warm current finally rushed to the top of the head and divided into small waves of warmth, nourishing their scalp, just like being given a head massage in a massage parlor.
The two young monks couldn't help but moan softly because they felt comfortable. Master Huide was not so glum, but his face was still glowing.
But he was not happy for long, when he saw Boss Yang's eyes widening across from him.
Not only Boss Yang, but also all the other diners in the restaurant looked at his master and apprentice.
Master Huide lectures everywhere, and he is also a man who has seen a lot of things in the world, but being stared at by so many people, and the eyes of those people are quite strange, makes him feel a little embarrassed.
But on the surface, he remained calm, picked up the water glass, and drank by himself.
But at this time his disciple also noticed the strange atmosphere in the room and asked, "Hey, Master, what are they looking at?"
Master Huide planned to take the opportunity to educate himself This incompetent disciple wanted to calm down after a few words, but unexpectedly he turned around and was stunned.
Because he saw a spirited young man wearing a monk's robe, Master Huide almost didn't recognize his disciple Zhihai. Then he looked at another disciple Zhizang, who had long hair and looked like the group of art people in 798. Similar.
Zhihai and Zhizang also saw their master and couldn't help but be shocked.
Unlike Master Huide, Master Huide had seen them before they became monks, but these two young monks had never seen them because they entered the temple relatively late. A master with hair.
One of them couldn't help but blurt out, "Master, why have you changed into Qiao Shan?"
Before Master Huide said anything, Boss Yang had already slapped the table and shouted, "How can you talk? Yes, there’s no way you can say that about Master, but don’t tell me, it does sound a bit like it.”
He didn't hold back until the end, and burst into laughter. Although he covered his mouth with his hand in time, his constant shrugging of shoulders gave him away.
It doesn’t matter if the little monk didn’t say it. As soon as everyone heard about it, they discovered that there was indeed a three-point resemblance between Master Huide’s eyebrows and the famous actor Mr. Qiao Shan. Coupled with the roll on his head, there was at least a six-point resemblance.
As a result, more people in the restaurant covered their mouths and shrugged.
Zhihai also knew that he was in trouble and reached out to scratch his bald head, but he caught a lot of hair. Only then did he realize that not only the master, but also the hair of the three of them had returned.
It’s just that the speed of coming back is a bit too fast!
However, I only had one meal. Before the meal, I was still bare, but after eating, I was already covered with black hair. This is amazing!
The three masters and disciples stared at each other like this, unable to figure out when they had returned to secular life.
In the end, Malu was the kindest person and pointed them to the nearest barber shop.
Master Huide did not bother to socialize with Boss Yang anymore, so he hurried to the barber shop with his two apprentices. When he entered the door, he was curiously asked by Tony in the shop.
“Hey, are you three going to cosplay at the Comic Con? Who are you going to pretend to be, ah, I know, I know, don’t say it, don’t say it, I’ll guess it myself...
"Yes, it's that Fahai, the old thief Fahai, right? At your age, you can only cosplay with Fahai. Don't say it, he looks quite similar.
"But I told you that this head has been shaved. It's not easy to grow it back. It may not be as thick as you are now in half a year. Uncle, please stop thinking about it. It's not easy to have so much hair at your age. ”
(End of this chapter)