Chapter 28 "Magical Friends"
In a small and unique courtyard, a group of people were sweating profusely due to the blazing sunshine. They looked anxiously and kept looking at the intersection not far away.
It was mid-afternoon, when the sun was at its most scorching, but none of them dared to enter the house, as if there was something they couldn't avoid.
"roar--!"
Sounds like roaring animals kept coming from upstairs, shaking the glass and rumbling.
"Gloria."
A middle-aged white woman held her apron tightly, her eyes full of worry. She asked the person next to her eagerly: "Lisa's condition is getting worse. Is your boyfriend really capable of exorcism?"
"this."
Gloria recalled Lango's confident look at noon, and after a moment's hesitation, she gave a positive reply: "Probably, he never talks big."
"should?"
At this time, a soaked man dressed as a priest, holding a Bible, walked out of the crowd. There was obvious dissatisfaction in his tone, "Do you think exorcism is just playing house? This is A job that requires facing the devil directly. If you are not careful, you will be possessed by the devil and dragged into hell."
"Hey? Why are you still here?"
When Lisa's mother saw this man, her face suddenly changed and she wanted to push him out of the door angrily.
Just half an hour ago, this uninvited priest came to her door and claimed that he could perform an exorcism ceremony on her daughter, but the fee was a bit high.
The mother who loved her daughter so much was not worried about spending at this time, so she immediately took out all the family savings.
But when this guy entered the bedroom and saw Lisa, his legs immediately became weak with fear. Not only did he read the Bible dozens of times without any effect, but he was also vomited all over.
Finally, he crawled out of the bedroom crying and urinating.
Seeing how unreliable he looked, Lisa's parents immediately wanted to check his priest certificate. It turned out that this guy didn't know anything about it, and he was completely a fake priest who cheated money.
"Hey, be gentle, I've already refunded your money to you guys, what else do you want?"
After waiting for the fake priest to be scolded and driven away, the Indian woman who shared the apartment with Gloria came to her side and whispered: "I remember, didn't you go downstairs together at noon? Why did you come first? Your husband Friends haven’t arrived yet?”
"Forehead"
Gloria looked embarrassed, "He said this was his first time performing an exorcism in the United States, and he had to prepare a ceremonial debut."
".wack."
A moment later, while everyone was still waiting anxiously.
A yellow taxi came speeding from the intersection. It suddenly braked and stopped steadily at the entrance of the yard, attracting everyone's attention.
The car window was halfway lowered, and a hand holding a cigarette butt leisurely reached out. Then the cigarette butt fell lightly to the ground, and the car door opened with a bang.
A man wearing a crisp black suit with a crisp white shirt stepped out of the car door calmly.
After Lango glanced at everyone, he slowly took out the cigarette case from his pocket, bit a cigarette and lit it, exhaled a circle of light blue smoke, and said slowly: "Lead the way."
Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other in confusion. For a moment, they didn't know what the guy in front of them who was showing off as soon as he got off the car was doing.
Even Gloria shrank back in embarrassment. No wonder she came so late. She actually went to buy a suit.
"Gloria?" Rango looked puzzled. to her.
"Um, it's upstairs." Gloria pointed and then explained his identity to Lisa's parents and neighbors.
Faced with everyone's questioning looks and whispers, Lange just smiled indifferently and walked straight into the house.
But at this moment, the liar priest who was kicked out before quietly slipped back out of nowhere.
He stood in front of the door. After looking at Lango up and down, his eyes were full of scrutiny and suspicion: "Have you read the Bible?" Lango shook his head.
"Do you believe in God?" he continued.
Lango pondered for a moment and nodded.
"Where's Jesus?"
"Oh, I don't believe this."
"Walter?" The priest was shocked, "You believe in God but not Jesus?"
Lango shrugged and chuckled: "Man, I don't believe that the Son of God would be killed by three nails. I know a buddy who was still jumping around after nine bullets."
"How dare you blaspheme God!"
The liar priest had already determined that the other party was a colleague. He stood in front of the door and said seriously: "The guy above is not an ordinary devil. Going up there is no different than sending someone to death for a blasphemous guy like you. Let's go quickly. What we need here is the real devil." Exorcist!"
Lango smiled slightly and whispered into the fake priest's ear: "I am very grateful for your kindness, but faith is used to restrain yourself. If you want to use it to restrain others, then I will be rude to you.
"So, if you don't want to be spanked, move your butt now and get out of the way."
After saying that, Lange pushed him aside unceremoniously, then strode toward the upstairs bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth.
Looking at this guy's confident back, the priest frowned and immediately followed him.
In the corridor outside the bedroom door, Lange stopped and looked back at the people following him. "With so many of you watching, I can't exorcise the devil. Just choose a representative to come out and follow me in."
The liar priest immediately raised his hand, trying to witness with his own eyes how this colleague would be slapped in the face.
But before he could take a step forward, Lisa's father quickly stepped forward, grabbed his arm, pushed him aside, and said firmly: "I'll go in with you! I'm her father, and I must guard her." around."
"OK"
Lango nodded, his eyes falling on the burly father with a thick beard.
After secretly thinking about his not-so-mild exorcism method, he warned solemnly: "I have to remind you that after entering the bedroom, no matter what I do, you will never stop me. Remember , this is the key to the success of exorcism!”
Seeing the serious look on his face, Lisa's father nodded quickly and said: "I understand, no matter what you do, I will not stop you."
"Don't ask me why!"
"Don't worry," Lisa's dad immediately patted his chest and promised, "I am also a person who has seen the world. No matter what happens inside, I won't be surprised. Just come on! I'm ready!"
"That's ok, hey feed the dog!"
After the words fell, Lange quickly put on the Holy Cross Finger Tiger, and then kicked open the door!
Lisa's dad followed closely behind and closed the bedroom door immediately after entering.
"Damn it, get out of here!"
After Lango glanced at the skinny girl with dark eyes on the bed, he raised his fist and was ready to go straight to it without saying a word!
But in the next second, a hoarse and harsh exclamation came out of the girl's mouth, "Langlango?!"
"Sang Yaofubichi!" Hearing this familiar voice, Lange immediately retracted his fist in the air, looked at the girl possessed by the devil in front of him, and shouted in disbelief: "Kira?"
"Hahaha, what'supbro (how are you these days, good brother)!"
"You're such a bastard for messing with Fake! You're going to kill me!"
The next second, under Lisa’s father’s shocked gaze.
The new exorcist and his devil-possessed daughter actually fist-bumped and hugged each other with laughter.
(End of Chapter)