Chapter 43 The third summons!
“Click—!”
With a crisp sound, Lango crushed the clown's last remaining head without mercy.
After his violent dismantling, the clown who looked crazy before had turned into dozens of broken pieces of wood lying scattered on the ground.
Feeling the improvement of the system progress bar, Lange let out a sigh of relief.
He didn't leave his head as a souvenir like he did with the skeleton. He had a natural aversion to clowns.
Just seeing it made me feel a little uncomfortable.
After dusting his hands, Lange squatted down and was about to set a fire to burn the thing, but at this moment, his hand on his waist suddenly flicked back!
“Ah”
With a cry of surprise, a white figure was ruthlessly knocked away, drawing an arc in the air before landing heavily.
Lango moved his wrist and looked at the graceful but scary-looking female ghost in front of him. A playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Don't worry, it will be your turn later."
He took a closer look at the woman. There was nothing much to say about her appearance. She looked like she was hanging a ghost with a tongue, and her tongue almost touched her chest.
But this figure is indeed attractive enough. Not only is it tall and well-proportioned, but it is also concave and convex, a typical model figure.
Coupled with the translucent white gauze clothes on her body, it's no wonder she ended up like that in the original film.
The female ghost seemed to be aware of Lange's gaze, and her mind moved, and then she transformed into the stunning face she had before her death, with cold red lips, which were alluring.
She stood up slowly, knelt on the ground, and crawled towards Lango in an almost provocative posture, every movement revealing endless temptation.
After seeing this, Lango's fist, which was about to be released directly, suddenly stopped in mid-air.
This female ghost can actually see her own weaknesses at a glance? !
"Master~"
The female ghost gently swayed her hips at his feet, slowly moving her moist tongue up the toe of the shoe, stimulating Lango's nerves with every step.
"hiss"
Lange couldn't help but secretly took a breath of cold air. She was indeed a woman who could be a rich man's mistress, and she was very good at serving men.
He nodded with emotion, then swung out his fist with the Holy Cross and punched this guy in the head hard!
The female ghost's whine sounded instantly, and she looked at Lango beggingly.
But Lange was unmoved at all. He and the Catholic girl had used up a whole bottle of Vaseline just an hour ago, and now his milk had long turned into water.
I can only blame you for being late!
After a few punches, the mistress who was still screaming in pain was directly beaten into a ball of fluorescent light and was completely absorbed by the system in the palm of her right hand.
While Lange was spending time in the cellar, another scene was quietly unfolding in the guest room upstairs.
Kane, who had never dared to set foot on the guest room floor because he saw Lango's identity as an exorcist, took advantage of Lango's absence and floated in as quietly as the breeze.
A total of four women came this time, which was a rare feast for him, who was lustful.
He opened the first bedroom door, which was the room where Rango and Sheila slept before.
Kane, who was in a ghost state, looked at the woman with her body lying on the bed and her protruding front and back, and couldn't help but excitedly lifted her pants. However, when he took a closer look, his face instantly turned ugly.
The distinct slap marks and swelling marks on the woman’s buttocks are simply shocking!
No wonder I lie down to sleep.
He shook his head. If it doesn't work down below, then he should go up. As a result, when he looked closer, his expression became more and more distorted.
There were even a few curvy hairs hanging on this woman's red and swollen lips!
“Hey”
When Kane saw this, he immediately floated out. That exorcist was too cruel!
Shaking his head, he went on to the next bedroom unwillingly.
This is Brenda and her boyfriend Ray's room.
As soon as the old man entered, he saw two dark and rough ditches facing him up and down. What surprised him even more was that the one underneath was actually a man.
Kane, who couldn't bear to watch, retreated faster than before.
In the corridor, Kane rubbed his eyes vigorously, trying to erase those unsightly images from his mind.
After that, he deliberately avoided the room of Cindy, who was somewhat similar to Caroline, and went directly to the room of the woman with a ponytail and an aunt face.
He first observed it. Although it was a little dirty and ugly, no one had ever used it and it was still a white man.
The next second, the woman who was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly suddenly felt that something was stuffed in her mouth.
Just when she was surprised, her whole body was lifted up in the air and pressed tightly against the cold wall.
Her pajamas exploded under the influence of invisible force, and a transparent person that she couldn't see but could clearly feel was attached to her body.
"Oh~ If I had known this, I should have taken a shower first." "Shut up, don't talk, turn your head away!"
"OK"
Snap——!
Just when the confrontation was about to begin, the bedroom door was kicked open suddenly, and Lango's figure appeared at the door.
However, when he saw the scene in front of him, he, who was still so aggressive at first, couldn't help but take two steps back in shock.
"Sao Rui, you go ahead and do your work. I'll come in later." He waved his hand and prepared to go out directly.
But the woman's eyes immediately lit up when she saw him, and she even extended an invitation: "Hey! Don't leave in a hurry, I still have room reserved for you!"
As she spoke, the woman pointed to her mouth.
Completely different from her reaction, after Kane recognized that it was Lango who ruined his good deeds, his fear was instantly replaced by anger, and he rushed towards Lango desperately.
Kane, who is invisible and intangible in the eyes of others, is no different from a normal person in Lango's eyes. When he sees him, this guy dares to directly confront him.
He immediately stepped back. Kane was delighted when he saw this, thinking that this guy was going to run away, and immediately accelerated his speed.
But the next second he was shocked. After Lango stepped back more than ten steps, he then accelerated towards him with a run-up!
At the moment when they were about to collide, he hit Kane's illusory face with a powerful and heavy uppercut accurately, knocking him back into the house, accompanied by a burst of black smoke. diffuse.
"Farke!"
Kane cursed, and after feeling the severe pain coming from his body, he suppressed the discomfort and suddenly raised his hand towards Lango!
The next second, Lango, who was about to take advantage of the victory, felt a huge resistance blocking his face. Before he could forcefully sprint over, his whole body floated into the air!
Boom——!
Kane then waved his hand, and an invisible force instantly threw Lango into the air and hit the wall hard.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, is this mind control?"
Lango stood up quickly with a sneer on his lips.
He has absorbed the characteristic of Megan [Steel and Iron Bone]. Although this kind of physical injury is a bit painful, it is far from incapacitating him.
Upon seeing this, Kane tried to use his mind control again, but Lango was already prepared. He quickly took out the shaped energy gun that had been modified with a tilted head and fired first!
A stream of lightning shot out from the muzzle of the gun, hitting Kane and instantly causing him to scream in pain.
Kane was so angry that he snatched Rango's pistol away with a wave of his hand, and then with five fingers, the pistol exploded in mid-air and scattered into pieces on the ground!
After witnessing this, Lange raised his eyebrows slightly, then picked up the vase ornaments beside him and threw them at Kane one by one.
However, these attacks were as fragile as bubbles under the control of Kane's thoughts. They burst into pieces in the air before they even got close, turning into fragments on the ground.
"I thought he was so powerful, but it turns out that's all he has."
Kane smiled contemptuously and slowly raised his hands, preparing to throw Rango directly out of the window to end this farce.
Upon seeing this, Lango quickly took out a seemingly ordinary bottle from his arms and threw it suddenly.
Kane didn't take it seriously and waved casually, preparing to smash the bottle in the air like before. However, when the bottle shattered, the liquid inside instantly splashed around and poured directly on him.
"ah--!"
Kane, who was still complacent at first, immediately let out a heart-rending scream.
The liquid was like sulfuric acid, black smoke billowed wherever it touched, and the corrosive force made his spirit body miserable, as if every inch was being burned by flames.
"idiot."
Lange stepped forward slowly, with cold eyes, looking down at the old guy condescendingly, "How about the diluted century-old holy water? Doesn't it taste unpleasant?"
Kane was almost unconscious from the pain. His lips were trembling, his eyes were full of fear and despair, looking at Lango's fist that was about to fall, he used his last strength to beg for mercy: "Let me go, I have a treasure, I would like to give you a gem that blooms with blue light at night."
"Damn it! You still want to harm me?!"
Lange became even more furious when he heard this, waving his finger and hitting the bastard hard.
Every blow fell on Kane like a heavy hammer, until he finally turned into a little fluorescent light like his lover and was completely swallowed by the system.
Soon after, looking at the full progress bar on his wrist, Lange smiled with satisfaction.
It was finally time to summon for the third time.
Because it is a nonsensical spoof comedy, the style of these photos has been leaning towards the top. If you don't like it, you can change the style slightly later.
(End of this chapter)