Chapter 53: Wake up, Zhennan is not Gotham
The head teacher, Lao Liu, has a special characteristic in class, he is very serious about perfunctory.
Lecture for half a day and brag for ten minutes.
"High school, the background of youth is struggle. Let's wait until you go to college to talk about love." Liu Liangsong gave a speech on the podium, and he did not forget to give blood when he was bragging.
Students who were originally not interested in listening to the lecture were instantly refreshed.
The head teacher gave Chinese lessons and refused to listen. The head teacher immediately woke up when he talked about his past relationship. Not only listen, but sit in the front row and listen with your ears open.
Teacher, continue, what happened to you and your ex-girlfriend?
What a competent class teacher!
The three major hobbies of middle-aged people are fishing, liquor and bragging. If he keeps dragging you to talk about life philosophy in the hotel, it means the medicine has not yet taken effect.
On the podium, old Liu, the head teacher with kidney deficiency, was still talking about his college love story, weeping.
Li Hua was filled with excitement and blushed when he heard this, "Hey, Brother Nian, what do you want to talk about in college?"
Hearing this, Jiang Nian was slightly surprised and turned his head to glance at Li magnificent.
I didn’t expect that these children are still pure love gods, but your initiative to plant flags on them is very much like a defeated dog.
Zhang Ningzhi, who was sitting in front of him, paused with his pen tip and tilted his head slightly, as if he was also a little curious.
"Well, do you really believe that you can fall in love in college?" Jiang Nian frowned, "I have a cousin who has never even touched a girl's hand after graduating from college."
"True or not? I don't study well, don't lie to me!" Li Hua, a top student, lost his luster in his eyes and soon fell in love with Ah Q. "That must be because your cousin is too withdrawn."
"It's college, and the rain that falls is golden. As soon as I went to college, I was hugged from left to right. In the novel, either the surname is Zhou or Chen, and the brothers are guaranteed to win."
Jiang Nian looked at him with a look on his face. The confident Li Hua didn't know whether he should say it or not.
"My cousin's high school grades are about the same as yours. He is a master in science and scored more than 600 points. Well, he is a normal person anyway. There are only eight girls in the class."
< br>“There are eight girls, four of them have high school boyfriends, two have found friends from the college next door, and two are lesbians.”
Li Hua raised his head and glanced at Old Liu, who was talking about the history of relationships on the podium. Suddenly I realized something. Lao Liu had chosen a liberal arts major.
Suddenly he stopped laughing.
Seeing Li Hua's arrogance, Jiang Nian smiled.
"Brother Hua, don't you like to laugh by nature? If you have anything on your mind, tell us and let everyone laugh."
The surrounding people laughed softly. Although they were listening to the class teacher's chat, But he didn't dare to make too much noise down there, lest he be singled out for death.
Li Hua sighed.
"Jiang Nian, what kind of person is your cousin?"
"Not too tall, not too handsome, with good grades in science." Jiang Nian looked him up and down, He continued, "Cheerful and articulate."
Your mother! Describe it to me, right? Li Hua's mentality exploded instantly!
“Okay, stop talking, woohoo. I will definitely choose science and engineering.”
Jiang Nian said comfortingly without comment.
"My cousin also said something. He said that he discovered that the best people are in high school only after he went to college. But others have already let go of the people he couldn't let go of at the beginning."
Back He didn't say anything, there were girls in front and behind, it was too vulgar.
The same goes for my cousin. Everyone is pregnant with her, but he hasn’t let go yet.
I’m twenty-eight and I still haven’t talked about a girlfriend. I’m thinking about Bai Yueguang from high school. Life is like this. Where can there be so much love and love? You can kill them all in a different place.
In these two cities, you are crying and others are sweating. How to win?
In the afternoon, I counted animals, which was the last class and I was a little less tired. As a semi-liberal major in biology, as long as it's not about breeding, it's easy to learn.
Mendel died, but he did not intend to let his students live comfortably.
On the blackboard, biology teacher Zhong Qing asked a question.
The whole class was fussing over calculations. Biology 2 was extremely unfriendly to students who were not good at science, but answering more questions could make up for this bug.
At least Zhong Qing thought so, and deliberately stayed beside Jiang Nian for a while during his inspection. Seeing that Jiang Nian was still calculating, he left.
As expected, the solid foundation and skills are insufficient, so we need to single them out and focus on training.
After the biology teacher left, Li Hua breathed a sigh of relief. The biology teacher is so beautiful, several years younger than the English teacher Xibao, and she smells sweet when she gets close to her.
The oppression of the beautiful opposite sex is too strong!
Xibao:? ? ?
A beautiful female teacher is a beautiful member of the opposite sex, right, and a married woman is an old aunt? High school boys are really, really good. If you take a breath in class tomorrow, you can stand up and go to class.
Li Hua was secretly glad that he had figured it out. Zhong Qing must have seen her smooth problem-solving ideas, and maybe she was secretly nodding to herself at this moment.
Which high school boy hasn’t had fantasies about a good-looking female teacher? His tears wet his chicken drumsticks and rice, and he vowed to be the class representative. I would fucking lick her.
Brother, don’t go back to Gotham, Batman lied to you.
I'll still beat you if caught.
He turned around and saw that Jiang Nian was still half-dead solving the problem, and he felt relieved.
"Nian, have you finished it?"
"No." Jiang Nian sighed, bit the cap of his pen, and said subconsciously, "Fuck, who came up with the question? ! Why is your heart so dark!”
Li Hua was stunned, it’s so dirty, brother.
Gudu.
He glanced at Zhong Qing quietly. Fortunately, the biology teacher had already left the third group. I cruised to the first group and was looking at the answers given by the biology class representative.
I can’t help but clench my fists, hating! Hua cannot replace it!
Hua, are you serious? Please don’t turn Zhennan into the next Gotham, okay?
"This question is okay, it's a bit difficult, and I wasted a minute." Li Hua said in a fake tone, deliberately raising his voice, causing Zhang Ningzhi, who was sitting in front of him, to turn his head.
Li Hua looked at Zhong Qing over there out of the corner of his eye and found that the biology teacher seemed indifferent. He turned his head and saw Zhang Ningzhi, and couldn't help but patted Jiang Nian subconsciously.
"Nian'er, your dirty words attracted people."
"What?" Jiang Nian was irritated while doing the question. He raised his head and met Zhang Ningzhi's eyes, and handed him a question mark. "Did you figure it out?"
"Yes." Zhang Ningzhi's eyes flashed slightly and he added, "It's okay, boys are like this."
Then he quickly turned his head and bent over the table to read.
Li Hua: "???Am I expelled as a male?"
Jiang Nian rubbed his hair and didn't care. He felt the gap between him and the talented people. Some things cannot be solved by endorsement, and you still need to practice more.
October will be kind to me, October, draft!
Jiang Nian withdrew a prayer.
After school in the afternoon, he sent QQ to make an appointment with Song Xiyun in the grove. He solemnly returned her the money she had worked so hard to save, and clearly explained the cause and effect.
"I just have no money these two days, and I will have a lot of money after tomorrow. Do you understand what I mean? Our country's current concept of salary settlement, is it OK?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuu." Song Xiyun cried. , shedding tears of poverty, "If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have smashed my savings piggy, and I had to buy it at a discount!"
Thanks to the bosses for their support, a knock every day , Orz
(End of this chapter)