Chapter 131 No, buddy you
“The love I give you was written in BC and buried deep in the Mesopotamian plain.”
Jiang Nian finished washing and hummed a song He walked out of the bathroom, shook his head, and wiped away the water stains with a towel. He glanced down at his phone and raised his eyebrows.
"It takes five minutes to wash my hair and take a shower. I'm so awesome."
After blow-drying his hair, he went back to his room and lay on the bed when he received a picture from Lin Dong.
"[Wontons](呲头)."
Jiang Nian was dead-eyed and wondered what was wrong with Lin Dong. He was also posting late-night snacks, and I thought it was another picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath, so I overestimated him.
“???”
Lin Dong replied at the speed of light, “Who do you think my wontons belong to? (sunglasses)”
Jiang Nian: “Auntie in the cafeteria uses her mouth Packaged for you.”
In the dormitory with the lights out, the smile on Lin Dong's face suddenly froze.
Learn a lesson next time and never chat with Jiang Nian while eating.
BYD, one sentence made him lose his appetite. The aunt who sells wontons is over 50 years old. She wraps the wontons in her mouth. She can't think about it anymore. The picture comes out.
"No, Yang." He just typed a word, and suddenly stopped again, took a cautious look, and asked around, "Where is Mr. Qiming?"
Huang Cairang was taking a bath with his butt naked on the balcony, turned around and said.
"I just saw it, on the rooftop."
Lin Dong glanced at it, and his eyes unconsciously focused on the bird's nest. Their faces suddenly showed pain. These people were deliberately trying to prevent them from having a good late-night snack, right?
"Gungun, you fucking turn around!"
"Oh." Huang Cairang turned around and took a shower facing the window, leaving his roommate with a bare back, " Brother Dong, you can’t blame me.”
"The queue for the toilet is too slow. I'm so sleepy today. I want to go to bed early."
Lin Dong had a complex expression on his face, showing Yang Mi's signature expression of disgust.
"Aren't you afraid of seeing me from the other side?"
"What are you afraid of? We are so far away and there is no light in our dormitory." Huang Cailang took a bath with a towel, "Besides, there is a wall Blocking the bottom."
Lin Dong: "."
I always feel that my roommates are all weird, but I can’t find any evidence.
He thought for a while, lowered his head and continued to send messages to Jiang Nian to show off.
"Yang Qiming gave it to me. He originally wanted to use it to please his girlfriend. But his girlfriend ignored him and blocked him. It's in my hands."
< br>After half a minute, Jiang Nian replied.
“Yang Qiming may be playing a very new Nantong fishing method. In fact, he didn’t buy it for his girlfriend at all. Is there a possibility?”
Looking at the last line of the message and the ellipsis behind it, Lin Dong broke out in a cold sweat.
He swallowed hard and replied tremblingly.
“Brother Nian, don’t talk nonsense.”
After the news was sent out, Lin Dong felt uneasy. Jiang Nian didn't say it was okay, but when he did, he was really not calm. After all, he just ate Yang Qiming's rice rolls in the morning.
Is Yang Qiming’s girlfriend some kind of Zhennan girl named Wolong?
You have to reject it three times before you can accept it, right?
Jiang Nian's message came back again, "You can ask him, he will definitely say this. Little fool, this is prepared for you."
Lin Dong looked I glanced at the wontons and suddenly felt panicked.
There was something wrong. Yang Qiming bought two portions in the morning, so it made sense to give it to himself. How to explain that night, his girlfriend refused
Can't Yang Qiming eat it himself? I have never heard of a male high school student who doesn't eat late night snacks and wants to lose weight.
"Brother Nian, stop joking."
After the message was sent, Jiang Nian only replied with an emoticon of a devilish smile.
Lin Dong couldn't sit still, his reason told him. Jiang Nian just did this because he was unhappy about eating late night snacks, but what if?
Thinking of this, he was not in the mood to eat wontons.
Jie Ge was also quite generous when he gave Ah Wei snacks.
He and Yang Qiming were in the same dormitory and slept in the same room every day. It's better to make sure, lest you open your eyes in the middle of the night.
How terrifying it is to have roommates fighting each other.
It’s really hard to escape Zaijie.
Lin Dong thought for a while and sent a message to Yang Qiming.
“Old Biao, where are you?”
The news was sent out, but it was like nothing happened.
About three minutes later, Yang Qiming replied.
“Rooftop.”
Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief. He had already thought it through in those three minutes. Jiang Nian is really a bad person. He does some things that are not available, just out of jealousy that he has wontons to eat.
“Okay, I’ll come to you.”
Yang Qiming replied, "OK."
Five boys' dormitory, rooftop.
Logically speaking, the rooftops are all locked. But there are so many men in the men's bedroom that I don't know which guy has opened the lock. You can't find it unless you look carefully.
A few boys in the fifth high-rise building keep this secret in a tacit understanding.
Late at night, after Yang Qiming finished replying to the message, he rubbed the back of his head a little irritably. I really don’t understand what’s going on in a woman’s mind, but I don’t want to give her food.
What to say. "I didn't let you give it away!"
This sentence deeply hurt Yang Qiming. For the first time, he gritted his teeth and stared at his girlfriend, feeling a little emotional.
"What do you mean! Your QQ signature, so you want another man to give it to you?"
Because of this sentence, my girlfriend instantly turned away with a cold face and entered the dormitory. , turned around and blocked all his contact information.
With no choice but to use Alipay to chat with his girlfriend. [Did you just want to hit me?
Is it my problem that you have violent tendencies?
There is nothing to say between us, let’s break up, it’s over. 】
Although he was not a licker, these words really hurt his heart, so he quit irritably and accidentally opened QQ.
If my girlfriend doesn’t say that, can I be anxious? QQ signature is not implying yourself, but who is it implying?
If this happened to any man, who could bear it?
At this moment, he really wanted to reveal his sincerity and prove it to her. I have invested my true feelings in this love, so what does that sacrifice count for?
While in pain, the urge to urinate came.
The dormitory rooftop is higher than the two shabby off-campus rental buildings opposite. Except for a row of radiating bricks and a few water towers, it is completely dark.
So don’t worry about anything, just take off your pants and pee and that’s it.
Yang Qiming did the same thing after draining the water. He couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and the resentment in his heart about being manipulated by the bad woman also dissipated a little.
Pull up the zipper of your jeans and pull it.
Huh? Why is it stuck?
Yang Qiming tried several times without success, and he couldn't help laughing. Why are all the bad things happening today? That woman is like this.
The same goes for pants zippers, damn it.
He tried pulling it a few more times, but still failed. The suppressed unknown fire in my heart suddenly burst out, silently shouting that everyone is bullying me, everyone is bullying me!
Yang Qiming pulled the zipper of his pants up and down like crazy, with a ferocious expression on his face, and growled from time to time.
At the door of the rooftop, Lin Dong froze in place.
Yang Qiming turned his back to him and kept making strange movements, pitching and combining. First of all, if you exclude the waist training, the hip joints will almost fly back and forth.
Accompanied by a ferocious growl, as if charging.
What's more important is that Yang Qiming's mobile phone screen is on, staying in the chat interface with himself.
At that moment, Lin Dong’s sky fell.
The pain caused by this picture may take a lifetime to heal.
Yang Qiming seemed to have noticed something, but when he turned around, he saw everything. The entrance to the rooftop was empty, and then he remembered that Lin Dong said he was coming to find him.
In the darkness, he couldn't help but murmured.
"Brother Dong, why aren't you here yet?"
Beside the wall at the entrance to the rooftop, Lin Dong covered his mouth with a look of horror on his face. Almost using his hands and feet, he quickly went downstairs and flew back to the dormitory as if he was escaping.
Bang! Click!
"Brother Dong, why did you lock the door?" Huang Cailang was wiping his hair with a puzzled look on his face, and kindly reminded, "Yang Qiming hasn't come back yet."
Lin Dong He pressed his back against the door tightly, and was so frightened that he couldn't speak at all and was trembling.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Huang Cailang groaned and looked at the bowl of wontons.
"Father, do you still want to eat the wontons?"
Lin Dong shook his head violently, "Take it, take it!"
"Okay, brother." Huang Cai Lang was delighted.
As he watched, Lin Dong only ate one wonton and went out. Now it's all yours, there's nothing left to dislike, and it's not leftovers.
Hehe, I made a profit.
The whole night, Lin Dong was half awake and half asleep, and he was very frightened.
Yang Qiming didn't pay attention to this at all. When he went downstairs, his girlfriend sent another message. He was busy arguing until his phone ran out of battery.
At the last second when the screen went black, she sent something.
"Please, let me go."
Seeing those words, Yang Qiming stayed awake all night. The moment he closed his eyes in the dormitory, scenes of his love past flashed before his eyes.
Yang Qiming suddenly softened up again, and a thought flashed through his mind.
How about we try again tomorrow and get a free breakfast.
Perhaps, she is just like him. I calmed down in one night and changed my mind tomorrow. After all, we have so many wonderful pasts!
This is love!
The next day.
Lin Dong looked at the breakfast on his table and felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave. His fingers were inserted into his hair, his eyes were blood red, and he had only one thought in his mind.
No, buddy you
Wanla, I am Wanla, I have to change dormitories! ! !
Zeng You and his friends still have a bed in their dormitory, so let’s exchange it with one of them. With the connections he has accumulated, he should not be rejected.
Although it would be a bit embarrassing to have Wu Jun in that dormitory, it is better than
"Team leader, what's wrong with you?" Chen Yunyun glanced at Lin Dong curiously and hesitated, " You look so bad, are you sick?”
Sun Zhicheng came early today and took a look as well, and was startled.
"Brother Dong, did you start reading last night? Are you so popular?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't sleep well." Lin Dong coughed. He definitely couldn't tell others about this, but Jiang Nian must have known about it.
Alas! This piece of shit! Damn it!
Chen Yunyun wanted to ask something more, but suddenly she caught a glimpse of Jiang Nian coming in from the classroom door.
She couldn't help but stop talking, pursed her lips, and walked through most of the class towards the door.
Sun Zhicheng seemed to be memorizing words, but his eyes had already taken in everything.
Looking at Chen Yunyun's back, he couldn't help but feel sad and wished he could write a sad love song on the spot. But in the end, I could only endure it and swallow the bitter pill.
Start again as friends, love means restraint and forbearance!
This is love.
There are fewer today, and I will try my best to update three times tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)