Chapter 85 Time travel as early as possible
Yang Ye was lying shirtless on the bed, and Adjani was lying in his arms.
Yang Ye's mood is a bit complicated now. He didn't expect that he actually got Adjani's first blood.
How is this possible?
But lion poop is better than bear poop, that’s what!
"I heard that men in the East are very responsible, right?"
"...Most of them are."
"They also attach great importance to chastity?"
"... ...Mostly.”
“So, because I am a virgin, I have a sense of responsibility that I shouldn’t have”
"Yes!"
"You can't understand why I kept it for 20 years and then gave it to you casually?"
"Yes!"
"Okay Well, because my boss has always wanted to possess me, but I don’t want to take advantage of him, so I’m lucky.”
Damn, so that’s what happened?
"But...why me?"
"Because your kung fu is amazing and attracted me. You asked me to watch your movie. I thought, since you want to date me, then I will Let's go with you, at least it's very special. I just didn't expect that you also gave me a song, "My Name is Adjani". I like this song very much. It's a wonderful night. I will remember it!”
Yang Ye suddenly felt that there was something wrong with her brain. She is a virgin. Are you unhappy? Are you happy that she is not a virgin?
You think this is weird? You have traveled through time, is there anything more bizarre than this in the world?
Isn’t it nice to have the aura of the protagonist?
Cool!
Yang Ye now understands a truth: you must travel as early as possible.
Look at those who are dressed in the 1990s or after the millennium. There are not many beautiful women. They are still complacent about drinking shabu-shabu water. They are not allowed to copy their songs. The movies are all bad... …
It’s better now. There are good songs at hand, a lot of classic movies, and the girls are all top-notch...
Well, I’ll find a chance to play Diana next time. A touch of British royal color.
...
The early morning sunlight shone into the room and shone on Adjani's flawless face. She sat up lazily, covered her chest with the quilt, squinted her eyes, and punched the balcony. Yang Ye said: "Good morning!"
"Good morning!" Yang Ye did not stop and continued to punch.
“Can you teach me Kung Fu?”
Yang Ye retracted his hand and said with a smile: “You want to learn Kung Fu?”
"Ronald Knox, the famous British detective novelist, proposed the famous 'Knox Ten Commandments'. One of them is that no Chinese are allowed to appear in the story. Because the Chinese are all capable of magical kung fu. So when a Chinese When it appears in the story, the rigorous logic of detective novels disappears. I always thought this was too stereotyped, but it wasn’t until I met you yesterday that I realized it was true.”
The Ten Commandments of Knox are not true. It is not racial discrimination, because logical reasoning has a basic premise: the absolute exclusion of supernatural forces.
Detective novels describe a real world that ordinary people can accept and understand. Otherwise, the reasoning will lack a reasonable basis. If the reasoning is pushed to the end and strange forces and chaos appear, the charm of the reasoning itself will also be lost. Exist again.
For example, if a person is locked in a high patio from all sides, it is impossible for him to escape.
But what if this is a Chinese who knows Qinggong? The strict reasoning logic collapsed instantly.
Last night in the bar, Yang Ye jumped so high, he was obviously a Chinese who knows Qinggong.
Yang Ye said, dumbfounded: "Okay, I'll teach you!"
Ajani happily ran to brush her teeth and wash her face, tied her hair into a simple ponytail, and asked: "Shall we start now?"
Yang Ye nodded, put on a "right body and two-word clamping sheep and horse" posture and said: "You follow me."
Ajianiyi She is very flexible. Yang Ye had already tried it last night, so her posture was pretty standard.
Yang Ye nodded and slowly executed one move after another. The two of them taught and learned the skills one by one. They finished practicing a set of "Wing Chun Little Thoughts" slowly. Adjani had already begun to sweat.
Adjani asked: "This kung fu looks so soft, why don't you teach me the kind of kung fu you used in the movie?"
She said and made two gestures .
Yang Ye placed a chair in the room and said, "Come here."
Adjani came over and stood beside Yang Ye, and Yang Ye patted the back of the chair. Shoot, suddenly hit hard, and the chair flew two meters away in an instant.
Adjani was stunned, she blurted out: "BruceLee! So you can do it too!"
Yang Yexin said holy shit, is Brother Long so famous?
Adjani explained: "My friends and I once watched Bruce Lee use this trick to knock a man away on TV. We always thought it was a performance by the two of them cooperating with each other. It turns out that this is all Is it true? "
"Wing Chun!"
"Wing Chun?"
"Yes, Wing Chun is the name of a woman. She invented this Kung Fu, so it is named after her."
"Wow, she is really a great woman, I will learn this. "
......
Yang Ye returned to the hotel where he originally stayed at noon and saw Hu Yinmeng sitting there eating a burger.
"Just eat this for lunch? Xie didn't ask you to dinner?" Hu Yinmeng rolled his eyes: "Why did he ask me to dinner?"
“It can be seen that he is very interested in you!”
“I told him that I was your lover, and he backed down.”
“Well ..." Yang Ye was a little speechless, and he walked to his room, "I will rest for a while, and Shay will come and call me."
Yang Ye took a nap, and Shay came.
"Nick, our competitors this time are very strong."
"How strong?"
"Except us, among the other four shortlisted films, one is the Japanese film " "Looking Homeward", Chiyo Tanaka won the Best Actress award at last year's West Berlin Film Festival
One is the Italian film "Scent of a Woman", which competed with you at Cannes last year and won the award. Nominated for the Palme d'Or, and also won the Best Actor
A Polish film "Blessed Land", although this film did not have an international film festival background, it was adapted from the Nobel Prize winner Wladyslaw. Husband's novel of the same name is also very powerful
The last film, "Desu Uzala", a co-production between Nippon and Mao Xiong, is a work that Kurosawa has been honing for five years and is also the biggest favorite for the best foreign language film this time. ”
Although he is unwilling to admit it, Akira Kurosawa is the most powerful film master of this era and has a huge influence on future generations.
Europe and the United States call him the Shakespeare of the film industry, "The Godfather" "The director of "Francis Coppola" even wrote to the Swedish Academy, requesting that the film be added to the Nobel Prize for Literature and awarded to Akira Kurosawa
In Japan, Akira Kurosawa is known as the film. The Emperor, although this title is actually a bit ironic, because this guy is strict and detail-oriented, arbitrary, bad-tempered, and abusive when making movies, so all the actors he worked with fell out with him.
After Toshiro Mifune and Akira Kurosawa had a falling out, Kurosawa's films were overturned one after another and the box office failed. Faced with the situation where he had no films to film, he couldn't bear the blow and committed suicide by slitting his wrists in his bathroom
It didn't work out, and then it received investment from the Bear Country. After five years of hard work, the Japanese-Soviet co-production "Desu Uzala" was finally completed.
Yang Ye had no idea whether he could defeat Akira Kurosawa. After all, the old guy has dominated the film industry for decades.
However, "Desu Uzala" is still almost boring compared to Kurosawa Akira's peak works.
"Desu Uzala" is a movie about man and nature. The male protagonist Desu Uzala is a Hezhen hunter who believes in animism and often talks to himself in the air. language.
Since it was produced by Mao Xiong, Akira Kurosawa was just an executor. In fact, he did not have much say. During the filming process, there were only five people in the Nippon team, and the others were all old men.
Kurosawa was often furious because he couldn't get a satisfactory shot, but the old man didn't listen to him. For example, he wanted to go out and shoot in the primitive jungles of Northeast China, but in the end he could only shoot in a studio in Moscow.
Fortunately, the national system of the Bear Country determines that they do not care about the time cost of making a movie, so Kurosawa can go back and forth, grinding for five years, and finally complete the movie.
If you are making a movie in Hollywood, Americans will not tolerate him. Kurosawa Akira and Fox collaborated on "Tiger!" Tiger! Tiger! ", he was fired as director after only twenty days of filming.
In the film "Desu Uzala", there is a voice-over throughout the film.
Generally speaking, a director of Akira Kurosawa's level should not rely on narration and lines. Presumably, he is bound by realistic shooting.
Because of this, Yang Ye feels that he still has a chance to change history.
Shay said: "Three days later, we will have a cocktail party at the Hilton Hotel. I invited some well-known directors and film critics to attend. People are very interested in the action scenes you show in the movie. You need to Prepare a speech to talk about the filming process of the movie. "
Although Yang Ye doesn't like doing this, he also knows that it is essential.
Yang Ye said to Xie Yi: "Get me the guest list and resume, preferably with photos."
Xie Yi said in surprise: "You want these What?”
"Just find it."
"Okay!"
In the evening, Xie Yi compiled the information and brought it to Yang Ye.
Yang Ye took the list and read it one by one. There were names, resumes, and photos.
There is no need to see real people, Yang Ye can easily get the detailed information of these people through comparison.
Yang Ye quickly found out everything about these people's interests and preferences, and even unknown private events.
The next day, Yang Ye drew up a list and said to Xie: "As a souvenir after the banquet, prepare it according to the list I made."
Thank you Yi looked a little confused. These souvenirs were of various kinds, with colors and styles indicated. It was not easy to prepare them all.
“Why is it so complicated?”
“Don’t ask, just prepare it according to my requirements. Mark the names so that they don’t get it wrong when the time comes.”
"Okay!"
Shay didn't know what medicine he was selling in the gourd, but he still did it.
To Xie Yi's surprise, the guests were very satisfied with the reception and praised "Shaolin Temple" a lot afterwards.
Many people call "Shaolin Temple" one of the greatest action movies of all time.
Especially the volley in the final showdown was even voted the number one most classic movie shot in 1974 by Sight and Sound magazine.
Yang Ye secretly laughed, as expected, he was taking people's money to eliminate disasters.
For more than half a month, Yang Ye lived a very comfortable life, except for attending cocktail parties and watching movies. The rest of the time is spent hanging out with Adjani, either having sex with her or teaching her how to box.
At the end of March, the 48th Academy Awards ceremony began.
(End of this chapter)