Chapter 175 I play myself


Chapter 175 I play myself

Yang Ye held a party at home for the first time and invited many guests.

Sister Zhou was too exhausted to handle this situation, so Yang Ye invited a team of chefs from Liyuan.

At about four o'clock during the day, Yang Ye announced that he would get off work early and go home to greet the guests.

As soon as I got home, I saw the Xu brothers sitting in the living room drinking tea, with a dozen Remy horses on the table.

Yang Ye laughed and said: "It's rare to see a visitor! Brother Jie, you really brought wine here."

Xu Guanjie laughed and said: "I'm willing to admit defeat!"

Yang Ye saw this There were no guests at that time, so he said: "You two, please come to the study to talk!"

The three of them entered the study on the second floor. After sitting down, Yang Ye took out a script from the drawer, in duplicate. He handed it to the Xu brothers and said, "I have saved a script. Brother Wen, you are the king of comedy. Can you help me with this?"

Xu Guanwen said hurriedly: "Young Master Yang is so humble. There is no one in the world who can make kung fu movies. When it comes to comedy skills, I also admire them very much. The "Drunken Master" written by Yin Gang Aaron, I laugh until my stomach hurts every time I watch the warm-hearted scenes in "Alien". The jokes are also well choreographed.”

Xu Guanwen said, and he and his brother took over Yang Ye's script, said a few polite words, and then started reading.

The relationship between Jiahe and its satellite companies is relatively loose. Those satellite companies come and leave as they please.

Hong Jingbao of later generations once opened two film companies at the same time. While staying in Jiahe, he also cooperated with Pan Dickson.

The movies produced by Baiyang Film Company so far, except for one "ET", are all action movies, which are too monotonous.

Yang Ye has always wanted to expand his business based on focusing on kung fu movies.

So some time ago, he recruited Li Xing to run the Taiwan branch, and supported Xu Anhua to make a feature film, putting one foot into the field of literary films.

However, literary and artistic films are just appetizers. Apart from kung fu films, the most popular Hong Kong films are comedies.

Hong Kong Kung Fu films have global influence, while comedy films are popular in Southeast Asia.

There are only two kings of comedy films, Xu Guanwen now and Zhou Xingchi in the future.

Yang Ye planned to recruit Xu Guanwen last year, but at that time Xu Guanwen was preparing for "Deed of Surrender" and the two did not have in-depth conversations.

Some time ago, Zheng Donghan successfully pulled Xu Guanjie out of PolyGram and switched to Baiyang Records, which cost him a lot.

One of them is that Yang Ye personally took action to tailor a movie for Xu Guanjie.

Xu Guanjie's classic movie "The Swordsman" was plundered by Yang Ye, so it is only natural that he should be given a movie back.

Recently Yang Ye has been thinking about making a comedy, not only to fulfill his promise, but also to take the opportunity to poach Xu Guanwen.

Making action movies, like making comedies, relies heavily on actors, and not all cats and dogs can play them.

Yang Ye has a lot of comedy scripts waiting to be filmed, but he must find a suitable spokesperson.

For this spokesperson, Xu Guanwen is the only candidate in the current Hong Kong film industry.

If Yang Ye just wants to fulfill his promise to Xu Guanjie, then he can just go to "Best Partner".

But it was very difficult for Yang Ye to include the Xu brothers in a movie.

After much deliberation, the most suitable one is still the famous "囧" in later generations.

"囧囧" is not to say how classic it is, the main thing is that it is suitable and the quality is not bad.

Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, and Wang Baoqiang can be seamlessly replaced by the three brothers Xu Guanwen, Xu Guanjie, and Xu Guanying.

"囧囧" tells the story of Xu Zheng and Huang Bo who went to Thailand to find another partner, Lao Zhou, in order to fight for control of the company. Xu Zheng met Wang Baoqiang on the plane and caused a series of embarrassing incidents.

The word "囧" has not yet been discovered and used in this era, and the contexts in Cantonese and Mandarin are also different, so the title was changed to the combined names of Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang in the movie..." Thai Legend”.

The only BUG is that there is no such thing as a mobile phone now, and it is not feasible to replace it with a mobile phone, because there is no mobile phone in Hong Kong now, let alone in Thailand.

However, if you change the details and use a landline phone to talk, you can fool him.

If you have to contact someone on the way, use a call machine and then find a place to call back. Call machines have now become popular in Hong Kong.

Why did Yang Ye bring Xu Guanying in? Because he plans to replace Eric Tsang with Xu Guanying in the future "Five Lucky Stars" series.

In 2020, Zhuo Wei's team exposed the complete video of the Jianjian incident mentioned by Lan Jieying in an interview before her death, pointing out that the two entertainment industry eldest brothers who committed the murder were Deng Guangrong and Zeng Zhiwei.

The specific dialogue is as follows:

Reporter: Are you telling the truth that Deng Guangrong is strong?

Lan Jieying: Why did I lie to you?

Reporter: When?

Lan Jieying: It’s been a long time, maybe twenty or thirty years. How did he die? Heart disease?

Reporter: Yes, heart disease.

Reporter: Why did Zeng Zhiqiang strengthen you?

Lan Jieying: He was drunk, but I think he did this because he was "possessed by an evil spirit".

Yang Ye is not complaining about Lan Jieying or anything. Yang Ye himself goes around picking up girls, and he is not a good bird either.

It’s just that Yang Ye feels that there is still a certain bottom line in being a human being. If you like a woman and want to get her, you can use any tricks.

Just go up and strengthen yourself, it would be too stupid to step on the horse. Yang Ye didn't want to have anything to do with such a thing.

Now that Hong Jingbao is under Yang Ye's banner, his most famous Five Lucky Stars series will definitely be filmed.

Yang Ye had made plans early on to let Xu Guanying play the role of Luo Han Guo instead of Zeng Zhifu. Anyway, both of them are generally short and ugly.

It all makes me cry. They are both raised by the same mother and father. The fourth child, Xu Guanjie, is tall and handsome, while the third child, Xu Guanying, is short and ugly. Who can I ask to reason?

The script of "Legend of Thailand" provided by Yang Ye is actually relatively rough. Due to the similarities and differences in the times and usage habits, a large number of language gags need to be redesigned and replaced with Cantonese slang.

These things were omitted by Yang Ye. Xu Guanwen himself graduated from the Chinese University of Hong Kong. He has great literary skills and is a comedian. He can add these things himself, and it is better than what Yang Ye compiled. good.

Yang Ye only retained the main line of the plot and some key laughs, such as Muay Thai, SPA, and Thai ladyboys.

Making regional delicacies like scallion pancakes has been replaced by making wife pancakes. Anyway, you have to knead, knead and roll out the dough.

......

There are not many words in the script, and it is a simplified version. The two brothers finished reading it in less than half an hour.

Xu Guanwen smiled and said: "This script seems to be tailor-made for our brothers?"

Yang Ye smiled and said: "That's right, Brother Wen, if you are interested, you can set up a film studio here like Sanmao and Aaron, and the treatment will be the same as them. There are no restrictions here. Your original Xu The brothers' company can still be retained. You are free to cooperate with whomever you want in the future."

Xu Guanwen said: "Young Master Yang, just call me Awen."

He and Xu Guanjie exchanged words. He glanced at it and said: "Young Master Yang, you are so generous and tailor-made a movie script for us three brothers. Naturally, we can't be shameless. And this script is indeed very good, so we accepted it."

Yang Ye smiled and said: "How about you become the director, Awen?"

Xu Guanwen thought for a while and said, "Okay!"

The three of them then talked about the remuneration of the studio. On the surface, the remuneration for opening a studio here in Yang Ye is less than that in Jiahe, but the data is clear, it is easy to settle accounts, and there are not so many tricks, so the actual remuneration is There will be more.

So we had a great conversation, and after the preliminary finalization, we left the study. At this time, many guests had come. Yang Ye quickly said sorry to the Xu brothers and went down to greet the guests. ...

Guan Zhilin wore a pink skirt and hung around her neck the diamond necklace Yang Ye gave her. As soon as she entered, she attracted the attention of the audience.

She had just turned seventeen and was like a green apple. Many men present could not help but salivate at the sight of her.

"Brother Ye, am I beautiful?"

Yang Ye gave a thumbs up: "I'm so beautiful!"

In the corner, Xu Jie, who looked innocent, frowned and said: "This Where did the woman come from?"

Xu Feng said: "The daughter of the Guan family has been pestering Aye since she was fourteen."

"Fourteen?" Xu Jie was shocked. "My brother-in-law is too much of a beast."

"What are you talking about? She is pestering Aye, and Aye has not agreed to her."

Xu Jie said: "It's hard to say, she looks more coquettish than a vixen. By the way, around my brother-in-law, Aren’t you angry when there are so many Yingying Yanyans all day long?” If you are angry, you will be angry to death."

Xu Jie said: "As a real wife, you just don't want to reveal your identity. I really don't understand what you think."

Xu Fengdao: "Have you ever seen a successful person who just keeps one wife? I am a divorced woman with no education, and I am not worthy of Aye at all. He loves me and loves me. I am satisfied if you are willing to marry me, nothing else matters.”

"Is it just because of gratitude? Don't you love him?"

"Of course! He not only pulled me out of the abyss, but also guided me in the future and told me the meaning of life. Everything I have now It was all given by him, and I will never be able to repay his kindness in my life. You may think that what I say is all about salvation, repayment, gratitude, etc.

Actually, I don’t know what love is. What, I just know that when I am with him, I will be very happy, no matter what I do, I will find it interesting, and I will wake up laughing even in my dreams. So, those things like salvation, repayment, gratitude... are all for me. It is a part of love. I am willing to follow him for the rest of my life. I love him!” He's in the abyss. You just escaped from the wolf's den and fell into the tiger's mouth again."

Xu Feng rolled his eyes at her: "I don't need to be saved."


After she said this, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach and said quickly: "I'm going to the bathroom."

...

In the bedroom on the second floor, Yang Ye pressed Guan Zhilin against the door and kissed her After waiting for a while, she said: "Jiahui, be good, Brother Ye has a lot of guests to entertain tonight, you should be more sensible."

Guan Zhilin's feet were weak from being kissed by Yang Ye, her cheeks turned red and she said: "I just I want to stay with you for a while."

Yang Ye pecked her little mouth again and said, "I will stay with you until the filming is finished!"

"You keep what you say?"

"Of course, if you don't believe it, let's pull the hook."

"Go, only children pull the hook!"

Yang Yehehe Smiled and said: "I'll leave first. You can go out later."

......

Yang Ye came out of the bedroom and went to the bathroom. He was worried that there would be Zhilin's lip marks on his face, so he planned to clean it, but he saw Xu Feng at the door.

“Ugh!”

“What’s wrong with you?”

Yang Ye walked up quickly and patted her back gently.

Xu Feng turned around and saw Yang Ye, shook his head with a smile, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I just felt like vomiting suddenly."

Yang Ye was stunned and suddenly said in surprise: "Honey, are you pregnant?"

"Ah?" Xu Feng reacted immediately and also smiled: "Really?"

Yang Ye held her in his arms and said with a smile: "The high probability is that we will know after going to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow."

As he said that, he wanted to kiss Xu Feng, and Xu Feng quickly said: "I, I...rinse your mouth."

"Uh!"

...

"What are you so happy about?" Deng Lijun couldn't help but ask when she saw Yang Ye coming downstairs with a smile on his face.

Yang Yedao: "We discussed cooperation with the Xu brothers today and the negotiation went very smoothly. Xu Guanwen agreed to come to our Baiyang Company to set up a film studio."

Deng Lijun thought that this was indeed something to be happy about, so she He smiled and said: "Congratulations on adding another strong player. But hasn't Xu Guanwen always cooperated with Jiahe?"

Yang Ye said: "Jiahe's hands and feet are not very clean. He always steals box office and has been caught several times. . And they recently went overseas to build theaters, and they also planned to invest in Hollywood movies and mobilized a lot of funds, so... they started to hold back the box office settlement of the satellite company, which gave me an opportunity. If he comes to open a film studio here, his Xu Brothers Company will still be retained.”

Deng Lijun nodded and said; "That's it, just take your time."

Yang Ye said: "This time I helped the Xu brothers write a script. There is a very important role in it. You can help to make a guest appearance. Okay?”

Deng Lijun said strangely: “There are so many actresses, why do you want me to act?”

In fact, Deng Lijun has just started acting. Acted in three movies at that time.

Yang Ye smiled and said: "No one else can play this role except you."

"Why?"

"Because this character is Teresa Teng, how can anyone else play it?"

Lere Jun Deng fainted: "You want me to appear in real life?"

Yang Yexiao Said: "Yes, you play yourself.

This is a funny scene in the movie.

Xu Guanwen checked Xu Guanying's things and found many photos of Deng Lijun.

Xu Guanwen asked, what are these photos for?

Xu Guanying said, this is my girlfriend.

Xu Guanwen said, is Lijun Deng your girlfriend? Did you cut these photos out of magazines?

Xu Guanying said, no, it was cut from a newspaper.

Then at the end of the movie, you actually appeared, and Xu Guanying just looked stupid! "

After hearing this, Lijun Deng was a little dumbfounded and said, "Okay, I'll act!" "

In the original version of "Thailand", when Fan Bingbing appeared at the end, the BGM was "You are Feng'er, I am Sha..."

And this version of "Thailand Legend", Yang Ye has already thought about the BGM for Deng Lijun’s appearance, which is "Sweet honey, your smile is so sweet..."

(End of this chapter)

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