The movie "Diary of a Real Man" mainly has three major locations, namely Joey's home, Beifei Hotel and the hotel.
The hotel scene was a trap set up by the two wives to expose Yang Ye's conspiracy and bring this guy to death.
Yang Ye started shooting directly from the hotel, just to let the two beauties let loose and have some fun.
This movie is just for self-deprecation, so he doesn’t care about the image at all.
This is not an action movie anyway, and it does no harm to his God of War character.
Maybe if he suddenly becomes so down-to-earth, he can gain a wave of contrasting cuteness and popularity.
Of course, it is certain that some fans will not be able to bear it, but there is nothing we can do about it. The harem is a very important matter.
After the lighting and camera positions are set up, prepare to start shooting.
Yang Ye said to Nakamori Akina and Wang Zuxian: "Akina, Xiaoxian, let me tell you, in this movie, I play a playboy and a scumbag, and you are all attracted to me. Blinded.
So you have to take revenge on me and play with me, so that the audience will be relieved after watching it, understand?”
Nakamori Akina and Wang Zuxian had already read the script thoroughly, and they both smiled and nodded when they heard what was said.
Yang Ye emphasized again: "Pay attention, you must let go and play, don't have any psychological baggage, I can handle it, okay?""
"I know! ”
“I know! "
Yang Ye clapped his hands and said coquettishly: "Then let's get started, Comeon, baby!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Yang Ye's shameless look made everyone burst into laughter.
“Oh no!” Wang Zuxian laughed the loudest. She held her stomach and said, “Brother Ye, I can’t accept your behavior at all!”
Nakamori Akina lay on Wang Zuxian’s side. On his shoulder, he gasped and said: "I didn't expect... you are such an Oni-chan!"
Wu Jiali, who plays the third female lead, is a newcomer. She laughed heartlessly for a while, and then It felt a little inappropriate, after all, she was not familiar with Yang Ye.
Wu Jiali tried her best to suppress her laughter and whispered to Li Zixiong on the side: "Brother Xiong, is Master Yang so interesting?"
Li Zixiong has actually only been in the industry for a year, but this year he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best A newcomer who has made a name for himself in the industry.
Li Zixiong smiled and said: "Young Master Yang is very good and takes good care of the company's employees. You will know it later."
Yang Ye looked embarrassed and said: "Hey, everyone said Let's play, be serious!"
The two beauties quickly rubbed their faces, trying to calm down, and said seriously: "We are done!"
Director Chu Yuan is actually a little worried. He is afraid that Yang Ye, God of War, will be too burdened and the movie will not be made.
I didn’t expect that Yang Ye was so open-minded and didn’t care about the image at all. He quickly shouted: “Attention, all departments, take their positions and prepare to start shooting!”
Yang Ye, Akina Nakamori, Wang Zuxian , Li Zixiong, and Wu Jiali sat down at the dining table and started performing.
Wu Jiali said: "Aye, I think you are the happiest man in the world. A man can be with two women at the same time and still get along so harmoniously."
Yang Ye smiled and said: "It's hard to say, some things are different based on the appearance and the inside!"
Nakamori Akina patted Yang Ye's arm and said, "Jiali, actually Aye is a really good person!"
Wang Zuxian smiled and said, "This is called having both sides!"
Yang Ye He quickly picked up his glass and drank.
Wang Zuxian continued: "Sometimes I pinch the right side of his face..."
Her little hand pinched the right side of Yang Ye's face, and Yang Ye immediately responded with a stream of wine from the right side. The corners of his mouth popped out.
Akina Nakamori continued: "Sometimes I pinch the left side of his face..."
Her little hand pinched the left side of Yang Ye's face, and Yang Ye immediately cooperated and a stream of wine spurted out from the left corner of his mouth. .
The original version of Zhou Runfa could only do one side, but Yang Ye's muscle control was so strong that he could do it on both sides, one on the left and one on the right, equally.
“Hahahahaha!”
This time the comedy effect was stronger, Nakamori Akina and Wang Zuxian laughed at the same time.
Yang Ye said: "Be serious, be serious, we are filming!"
"Director, I'm sorry, can we try again?"
The two beauties apologized to Chu Yuan at the same time.
Chu Yuan was also amused by Yang Ye's spraying water from both sides, and said with a smile: "Young Master Yang, I didn't expect you to have such a talent for comedy. I think my apprentice Feng Suifan is not as good as you!"
Feng Suifan is a generation comedian in the Hong Kong film industry. His representative works include the "Five Lucky Stars" series and the "Hardcover Chasing Girls" series.
Yang Ye said stupidly: "Really? If this movie is a hit, I will try to combine kung fu and comedy and make a kung fu comedy!"
Chu Yuan was very interested after hearing this. , asked: "Like Chen Long?"
Yang Ye shook his head: "It's not the same, more exaggerated, nonsensical."
Chu Yuan expressed his expectation: " Is that another innovation? Then I really want to see it!”
The boss was bragging, of course everyone cheered, and the people present on stage and behind the scenes expressed their expectations.
After some teasing, the filming continued, and Yang Ye was pinched on the left cheek by Wang Zuxian and Akina Nakamori again.
biubiu! Two drinks came out!
The two beauties pulled Yang Ye’s cheeks from left to right, causing Yang Ye’s face to become deformed.
Nakamori Akina said with a smile: "But he is not angry at all."
Wang Zuxian also said with a smile: "The more he squeezes, the happier he gets!"
Wang Zuxian picked up a piece of steak and stuffed it into Yang Ye's mouth: "Sometimes I feed him a piece of steak!"
Nakamori Akina picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into Yang Ye's mouth: "Sometimes I feed him a piece of steak!" Feed him a piece of chicken."
"He will eat it all!" The two beauties kissed Yang Ye at the same time: "right?"
Yang Ye quickly used both hands to eat the steak. and chicken nuggets were stuffed into his mouth, and he finished it in one go "shuashuashua", and said obediently: "I ate them all!"
Wang Zuxian said: "Sometimes I have a bad temper, and I will beat him. A slap!”
With a swipe of his ear, he hit Yang Ye's right cheek.
Nakamori Akina said: "I'll slap him too!"
Hit the left side of Yang Ye's face with a slap.
The two beauties said in unison: "In the end, one slap turned into two slaps, are you right?"
Yang Ye nodded with a bitter face: "That's right!"
...
A scene went NG more than a dozen times. Either the two beauties looked so embarrassed at Yang Ye that they couldn't help but laugh, or the two beauties were too embarrassed to hit Yang Ye.
After struggling for a long time, the photo was finally finished.
Yang Ye said with a sad face: "You did it on purpose, right? My face is swollen."
Nakamori Akina said: "Wherever there is, I hit it carefully."
Wang Zuxian said, "You want us to let go and have fun."
Yang Ye smiled, hugged the two beauties and said, "Okay, get ready for the next one!"
...
After filming the first scene, several actors completely let go, and the more they played, the crazier they became.
Zuer asked Yang Ye to take Mingcai back first, but Mingcai took out the key and opened the door of a hotel room.
Yang Ye looked confused: "Honey, why do you want to book a room in a hotel?"
Mingcai hugged Yang Ye and said, "Honey, I need you very much!"
She hugged Yang Ye Yang Ye, twisting and turning on him, holy shit, I really can't stand this horse.
Yang Ye pulled the flag very gloriously.
However, I don’t know whether it was because he was dedicated to his work or because he felt it was great, so he continued acting as if nothing happened.
Yang Ye ran to the bathroom to put the water in. The doorbell rang, and the guy ran out and asked, "Honey, who is it?"
Ming Cai said, "I called Zuer, and she said she was very lonely, so I Just ask her to come to our place."
Yang Ye was so frightened that his pants fell off. He quickly picked up his pants and hugged Mingcai and said, "Honey, I need you very much."
Ming Cai kissed Yang Ye on the face and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, we have plenty of time tonight!"
After saying that, he let go of Yang Ye and opened the door. Yang Ye quickly turned on the TV and opened the door. Pulling Akina back: "Watch TV, watch TV. The second episode of "Kill Bill" will be broadcast on ATV tonight. It's very interesting!"
With no other choice, Yang Ye said he had to poop and ran to the bathroom to call Zhixiong to come to the rescue.
Zhixiong pretended to have a stomachache and climbed through the window from the next room to Yang Ye's room.
While climbing, he complained: "I don't know what I owed you in my previous life!"
Yang Ye said: "You hurt me in your previous life, and I am here to repay you in this life!"
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This complaint is a stroke of genius.
Since Yang Ye has filmed "A Better Tomorrow", this "Diary of a Real Man" is destined to be filmed by him.
If the original version of Zhou Runfa had been filmed, this line would have lost its meaning.
......
Zhixiong climbed over the window and gloated: "I'll see how you can remedy it!"
Yang Ye said: "When Mingcai comes in later, you can Take the opportunity to escape.”
"What should I do if I see Zuer?"
"When you go out and see Zuer, you tell her that I have something to do and ask her to go back first. Then you knock on the door three times to give a signal, and finally you leave too! Zhixiong looked confused: "Is it that simple?"
"Can you handle it if it's more complicated?"
Yang Ye said, opening a crack in the door. He stretched out his fingers and hooked them outward.
Zuer and Akina were waiting outside. The two exchanged glances, and Akina entered the bathroom first.
Yang Ye tore off his shirt: "Honey, let's do it!"
As he said that, he held Mingcai in his arms and kissed her.
Zhixiong took the opportunity to slip out.
……
Damn it, when Yang Ye was filming this movie, one moment the prince was composing the show, and the other moment he was kissing Akina Nakamori, it was really fun to kiss him.
......
Zhixiong went out but didn't see Zuer. He was looking confused, but he didn't expect Jiali to knock on the door outside.
The guy was startled and hurriedly hid under the bed, but he did not forget to knock on the door three times.
After the beauty came in, she said she wanted to change rooms and that there was a bottle of sleeping pills in her room. Let Yang Ye put it away.
Yang Ye had no choice but to exchange keys with Jiali, then put his arms around Mingcai and left. Before leaving, he did not forget to say hello: "Go to bed early!"
Jiali said: "What rest? ATV will broadcast "Kill Bill" tonight In the second episode, I will definitely not go to bed so early. I want to watch Yang Ye with my own eyes and see how he dies!"
Yang Ye said quickly: "I have seen this, Bill was killed by him! My wife was beaten to death by thunder and blows from the sky!”
In the original film, the beauty said that "Shanghai on the Beach" will be broadcast tonight, and I want to see how Zhou Yunfa dies. Zhou Runfa said that Xu Wenqiang was shot to death randomly.
Fortunately, when Yang Ye guest-starred in movies, he was often hacked to death by women, stabbed to death with swords, and beaten to death with palms...
Therefore, this bridge section also allowed Yang Ye to replace it very well.
This guy even deliberately described the Five Thunders Pierced Heart Palm as a lightning strike from the sky. In order to make a fool of himself, he really went all out.
......
After Yang Ye and Ming Cai returned to the room, Yang Ye decided to use sleeping pills to stun Ming Cai, and then took the opportunity to find Zuer.
After struggling for a long time, Akina finally drank wine, lay down on the ground, and fainted!
Yang Ye was about to get out of the way when Cheng Kui'an suddenly rushed in with a group of people.
Dasha: "It's him!"
Yang Ye: "Brother, what's going on?"
Dasha: "You are so brave, how dare you Seducing my wife to book a room?”
Yang Ye: “You misunderstood, this is my wife”
Dasha: "Is she your wife? Wake her up right away and ask her to call you husband!"
I'm so confused by calling her, how can I wake her up?
Dasha: "You are such a bitch. Not only did you seduce my wife, you also stunned other women and beat him up!"
A group of people pinned Yang Ye down on the sofa. After the beating, Mingcai quickly got up and whispered to Dasha: "Be gentle!"
Dasha: "I got it!"
While the fight was going on, a man from outside suddenly ran in and said: "Boss, we got the wrong room. The guy who seduced your wife is in the opposite room!"
"Isn't it?" Dasha hurriedly said to Yang Ye saluted: "I'm sorry, that's the wrong number. Let's go!"
When Yang Ye got up, he had been beaten into panda eyes, his glasses were crooked, and his clothes were torn. He didn't care. That's it, I quickly went to find Zuer.
......
Yang Ye ran to Zuer's room and found that Zuer had drunk all the bottle of red wine and was "drunk like crazy"!
"Wife, what's wrong with you, wife?"
"Who are you?"
"I am your husband!"
"You are not my wife, you are Panda!”
Yang Ye looked in the mirror and realized he had really turned into a panda.
Yang Ye decided to use sleeping pills to make Zuer's wife unconscious.
But Joey said: "When you wanted me to drink before, you had to make me laugh!"
"You are drunk, but you are quite sober when you are drunk!"
"If you don't coax me, I won't drink!"
"I coax, I try to coax, I try to coax!"
As the scene turned, Yang Ye had a flowerpot on his head, a broken pot and a broken basin hanging on his waist, holding two knives and forks, beating gongs and drums, and sang "Fengyang Flower Drum".
"Speaking of Fengyang Dao Fengyang, Fengyang was originally a good place. Since Emperor Zhu came out, there have been nine years of drought in ten years. The children should be piaopiao, and the children should be piaopiao. , De'er... flutter, De'er... flutter, De'er flutter..."
As a result, Zuer didn't smile at all, and Yang Ye stuck two fried dough sticks in his head to pretend to be Dr. IQ. After making a fool of himself, Zuer finally made Zuer laugh. After drinking a glass of wine, he fainted!
......
When he woke up, Yang Ye found himself hugging Ming Nai who was wearing black stockings with his left hand, and Zuer who was wearing white stockings with his right hand!
Hugging each other from left to right, it was touching, scary and really scary. In order to prevent the two wives from meeting each other when they woke up, the guy was going back and forth again.
After struggling for a long time, the two wives tied their hands and feet to the bed with two sets of handcuffs each.
Yang Ye: "I understand, it turns out you two were pretending to be drunk!"
Zoo'er: "We have been drunk for a year!"
Ming Cai : "It's time for you to wake up!"
The two beauties said, and one of them took out a pair of big scissors, "Click! Click!"
"It doesn't have to be so serious, right? Two pairs together? Even the doctor can't pick it up!"
< br>"Click! Click..."
"Hey, you are serious, hey, no, please help..."
Yang Ye's clothes were cut to pieces , and an orange was stuffed in his mouth. How miserable, how miserable!
Zuer angrily said: "Pain is not a woman's patent!"
Mingcai shook her head and said: "It is not our obligation to be sad!"
She picked up the lighter and activated the ceiling From the fire sprinkler head on the bed, the water poured down, which made Yang Ye feel quite refreshed.
……
Filmed all the way in the hotel, Yang Ye was really spoiled.
The two beauties also lost their reserve and went crazy with Yang Ye, making trouble together, and the haze in their hearts was temporarily swept away.
The time spent with "Brother Ye" and "Onnie-chan" is so happy!
......
The Hong Kong-style comedy of the "Golden Decade" is extremely sophisticated in design and extremely dense in laughter. Almost every scene is choreographed to climax.
Although it can also be combined with memes and plagiarism, it is more of an organic combination, which is a kind of creation.
This is incomparable to Yang Ye's original comedy of that time and space.
In that time and space, most of the comedies on the market relied on remakes.
The common approach is to find a movie from the 1970s and 1980s that is not popular in foreign countries but is good, bring it back, change it, localize it, and then go to theaters to collect money.
For example, the movie "The Lover" starring Xiao Yang is a remake of the American "The Lady in Red" in the 1980s.
Oh, it didn’t say it was a remake, it was directly released as an original.
There was actually a second part of "The Lover", which was copied from an Argentinian comedy, but because of Wu Xiupe's accident, the film was lost.
Later on, this trick of plagiarism and passing it off as original work was exposed too much, and this led to the purchase of the copyright for a remake of "The Richest Man in Xihong City".
Comedies like Ma Hua, Chen Sicheng, Jia Ling and others are almost remakes, and rarely have their own originality.
The most amazing thing is that these remakes of movies, if localized, often do not violate the rules and can also create high box office. Why is this?
Because China is a late-developing country, the social situation in the 2010s is actually similar to the social situation in developed countries in the 1980s, so... it can be completely transferred.
Yang Ye is deeply aware of this. He lived in Hong Kong, Japan and the United States in the 1980s.
I often feel like I am still living in the original time and space.
Except that the technology is not developed enough, everything else is too similar.
In other words, everything that people of this era have experienced will be experienced by China in future generations.
For example... Japanese women are boxing like crazy now, and Chinese women will be boxing like crazy thirty years later.
Thirty years later, the Chinese looked down on the Americans at that time, thinking that they knew ZZZQ all day long. Maybe a few decades later, the Chinese themselves would also do this!
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Talking back to comedies, the Hong Kong comedies of the golden decade are not only well-arranged in plots, but more importantly, the actors are extremely open-minded and do not carry the baggage of superstars.
Comedy, if you don’t take it easy, you won’t be able to watch the show.
Although it was Yang Ye's first time filming a comedy, he was already prepared, and he didn't show any shame and just played openly.
His state of mind also infected the entire crew, and everyone worked very enthusiastically. In less than a month, the production of "Diary of a Real Man" was announced.
Furthermore, "Diary of a Real Man" was edited while filming. After the film was shot, it was almost finished.
It was already mid-May, and they had set a release date before filming started.
That’s the last day of May, Dragon Boat Festival, Sunday!
“It’s only half a month, so everyone works overtime and the editing, soundtrack, and subtitles are all finished within a week!”
After Yang Ye ordered him to go down, he said to Nakamori Akina: "Akina, don't go back to Tokyo for the time being. I also want to ask you to make a movie."
Nakamori Akina has been crazy with Yang Ye recently and is addicted to acting. He said enthusiastically: "What kind of show is it?"
Yang Ye said: ""Hong Kong Love Story"!" (End of this chapter)