The first half of "My Sassy Girl" is a qualified comedy.
Zhang Xueyou's acting skills are very good. His role as A Niu is full of silkiness and his various saucy moves will make people laugh their heads off.
Where is Wang Zuxian? He is very brutal in the film, beating Zhang Xueyou all over his head at every turn.
But she is not annoying at all. Many viewers, especially men, find her super cute.
"My Sassy Girl" is actually a movie made up of Internet jokes.
When those funny jokes were first serialized on the Internet, they were sought after by countless netizens.
It is very diaosi in terms of pedigree. Later Guo Zairong made it into a movie, which was really popular and became popular in Asia.
The cool thing about this movie is that the director and screenwriter are both men, and it is a "feminist movie" shot from a man's perspective.
The heroine Song Mingxi in the film smokes, drinks, is wild and irritable...but she is actually a very good girl.
Um, this sentence sounds like a joke!
But...it mainly depends on who the girl is!
Similar words are said to have been said by Avril Lavigne. She said: "I have tattoos, smoke, drink, and say bad words, but I know that I am a good girl!"
If you are a good girl or a bad girl, give it to me. You're Avril, just tell me whether you want it or not, right?
Sassy Girl is not annoying, she even feels cute, mainly because she is Jun Ji Hyun/Wang Ju Hyun!
This is a world where faces are judged!
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Besides these bad habits, Song Mingxi in the movie has another side.
She is beautiful, pure, like a fairy!
She is very smart and wise. She can make the gangsters put down their guns with just a few words. She is a negotiator.
She is very kind and principled. She asks young people to give up their seats to the elderly on the subway. If you see someone calling for X service, you will stop them. If you see someone throwing cigarette butts in the park, you will stop them;
She has a good family background and is versatile. She can play squash, kendo, piano, and dance;
She is very infatuated, always hiding her sadness, and looks very happy.
What kind of man can be with such a girl?
The answer is...a loser!
Look, the sense of immersion is here.
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So, as a loser, how can you catch up with the goddess of your dreams?
Don't care about her past, understand the sadness in her heart, and try your best to heal her.
Cut class to go to the amusement park for her, even though you never skip class, even if you fall asleep in class;
Read her script, although it is poorly written, but you still try to read it Go down and encourage her;
She asked you to jump into the lake, so you jumped, even though you couldn’t swim and almost drowned;
Prepared a birthday gift for her carefully, even though you met a gangster and almost lost your life;
Send her a terrible script, and the screenwriter vomited because it was so ugly. You were almost beaten, but luckily you ran in time;
I often took the subway to send her home and played games in the car, even if she was beaten. You can also do embarrassing things like slapping in public;
Play squash with her, even if you keep getting slapped in the face;
Practice swordsmanship with her, even if you always lose;
She feels uncomfortable wearing high heels, so switch with her, even if you are laughed at by others;
In front of hundreds of her classmates, give her a A rose, it’s really embarrassing. But when you see her sitting in front of the piano and playing "Canon" like a lady, you feel like your soul is about to leave your body.
Go to the bar with her to drink, smoke, and dance, even though you don’t know how to do these things, even though you are an honest person.
She is almost cured, you seem useless, she doesn't need you anymore.
But as long as she calls and she needs you, you will go to her and serve her at any time.
Because, she is your wild girlfriend, your first girlfriend who has been single for more than 20 years.
Finally, she asked you to wait for three years. She said that it takes three years to forget someone before she can be with you wholeheartedly.
You believe this kind of nonsense, so you really wait!
You finally licked...no, the wait was over.
It’s really inspirational to step on the horse, an honest person succeeds in taking over, and spreads flowers!
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On the big screen!
Cheung Kwok-yong's guest appearance as a blind date man sat in front of Wang Zuxian with a smile on his face, clasped his hands and said:
"A Niu left. He told me to abide by ten rules. I have a good memory. , not a single thing was forgotten.
First, don’t try to make her gentle;
Second, don’t let her drink more than three glasses of wine, she will hit someone;
Be sure to drink coffee in a cafe. Don't drink Coke or orange juice;
If she hits you, make sure it hurts. If it really hurts, pretend it's okay;
On the hundredth day you know each other, be sure to go to her school and give her a rose, she will like it very much;
You must learn to fencing and play squash;
Be mentally prepared to go to jail at any time;
If she says she will kill you, don’t take it seriously, it will make you feel better;
If her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change shoes with her;
She likes to write, so encourage her.
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When Leslie Cheung was reading "Ten Rules of Love", the screen of the movie began to rotate.
The person sitting opposite Wang Zuxian suddenly turned into Zhang Xueyou.
The theme song "ibelieve" sounded at the right time.
Wang Zuxian burst into tears. She stood up from her chair, rushed out, walked through the noisy streets, and searched for Zhang Xueyou's figure in the vast sea of people.
Zhang Xueyou's singing skills are truly unparalleled. He sang this love song in a heart-warming and licking way, which made all the audience members cry silently.
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After "Love" and "Unreachable Lovers", love movies directed by Johnnie To and written by Yang Ye have become gold-plated.
As the first movie of the summer season, "My Sassy Girl" attracted a large number of viewers and made a good start for Poplar Pictures!
The theme song "ibelieve" sung by Jacky Cheung has also been sung on the street and helped the movie a lot!
The aftermath of watching the movie is that many girls are proud to hit their boyfriends.
When Jacky Cheung had to be a guest on Radio Hong Kong, he advised these girls to think twice, after all, "You are not Wang Zuxian!"
He also said on the radio: "Cherish that forever Indulge your boy!" Wang Zuxian played Xiaoqian last year, and countless men expressed their willingness to be seduced by this kind of female ghost, even if they died.
This year she played Song Mingxi, and her fists and long hair made countless boys obsessed with them and wished they could be beaten to death by her.
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Wang Zuxian, who has enchanted thousands of boys, is playing games in the dormitory.
There was a knock on the door outside. She kept her hands on her hands and shouted without looking back: "Please come in!"
Yang Ye walked into the room, holding a box in her hand. , sat down on the chair next to Wang Zuxian and said, "Xiaoxian, I'll give you a gift!"
Several members of Girls' Generation have moved away, but Wang Zuxian has always lived in the dormitory.
Because she thinks it is very close to the company and the studio, and there are people dedicated to cleaning it. It is very convenient, and she is too lazy to move!
"Thank you, what is it?" Wang Zuxian pressed pause on the game.
“I said I would give you a gift before, and now it’s finally done!”
“It turns out you always remembered it. After so long, I thought you had forgotten it. ”
“How could it be possible? When will my promise to you be forgotten?”
Wang Zuxian smiled brightly, took the box from Yang Ye's hand, happily unpacked it, and was immediately excited.
“This is... a game console?”
“Yes, after I got the copyright of Tetris, I opened a game company to develop this kind of handheld console. Now I finally have it. Success! ”
The home console version of Tetris has been licensed to Atari. It became very popular after its launch, selling more than 10 million game cartridges and making hundreds of millions of dollars in profit.
Games really make money, and movies and music are untouchable!
What Wang Zuxian held in his hand was a black box, a little smaller than a brick, a little thinner, and could barely fit into his trouser pocket.
The name of this game console is printed at the bottom of the screen. It is called "Pocket Elf".
The back of the game console is printed with Kingsoft’s LOGO!
"Aspen, Blue Bird, Red Man, Jinshan... Brother Ye, it turns out that the names of the companies you opened all have the same color!"
"Huh? That's right!" Yang Ye himself never thought about this problem.
Except Bai Yang is the name of the missile, the names of the next three companies are all from the original time and space.
“How do I use this?”
“You need to insert a game card! There are three games, Tetris, Plane War, and Pac-Man. Which one do you play?”
< br>"Tetris!"
Yang Ye inserted the game card into the game console, installed four AA batteries, and turned it on.
The joyful Russian classic song "The Merchant" played.
Yang Ye didn't let Wang Zuxian play with it. He started playing with it himself, and he called it a demonstration for her.
The configuration of the Palm Elf is very poor, such as the screen, which uses a reflective SNT LCD screen that only displays a single color.
Yang Ye is not the only one making handheld consoles. The United States, Japan, and Taiwan have all developed a variety of handheld consoles.
Many of them use state-of-the-art TFT screens that can display colors.
After all, it has been eight years since Nintendo's first handheld console Game&Watch was released, and now even color TVs are common.
But it doesn’t matter. Low configuration has the advantage of low configuration. It does not consume power. Batteries are very expensive these days.
In the joyful music, Yang Ye's fingers were beating rapidly, and the blocks were stacked one by one, and then a stick was inserted and eliminated instantly. It was so happy.
After Yang Ye played for a while, Wang Zuxian was already greedy, so Yang Ye handed the game console into her hands.
Wang Zuxian immediately got carried away and started playing.
This girl is good at everything, but her self-control is a bit poor.
When I eat, I keep eating, and when I play games, I keep playing. I often end up starving to lose weight just because I get a role.
Sometimes I would stay up all night playing games and go to filming with red eyes the next day, which made the director furious.
Playing Tetris on a handheld console is much more convenient than using a home console. Playing it in your hand gives you a full sense of immersion, just like playing games on a mobile phone later.
Wang Zuxian will restart when he dies, and restart when he dies. She doesn’t know how long she has been playing, but suddenly she hears Yang Ye saying in her ear in a weak voice: "Xiaoxian!"
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"Ah, what's wrong?" Wang Zuxian responded, his eyes still staring at the game console and his fingers still pressing the buttons quickly.
“My legs are numb!”
“Huh?”
Wang Zuxian realized that when Yang Ye was playing games before, she took the opportunity to sit down for the convenience of watching. On Yang Ye's legs.
So, when she was playing games, she was always held by Yang Ye.
Wang Zuxian blushed, pressed pause, and said: "I, I, I...how long have you been playing?"
Yang Ye looked at her red face and said with interest: "More than two hours, maybe. ! "
Wang Zuxian stood up quickly. Unexpectedly, his legs softened and he said "Oh" and sat back in Yang Ye's arms.
Yang Ye hugged her waist and asked: "What's wrong?"
"My legs are numb too!" (End of Chapter)